The Big Lebowski - Part 2

[junkie018]

oh hell ..i am calling it jang from now on ..

[ivorbigonee]

jesus looks like al pacino. also he is sneeky sneeky

[ZurkonTheDestroyer]

Ya, well that's just like... your opinion, man.

[82ghall]

WHERE DID THE DOG GO ? LOL THEY CAME OUT PUT THE CARRIER IN THE BACK THE DOG RAN BY BARKING,

[MrJaxreid]

1 person went OVER THE LINE!!!

[Geddylee2000]

..... eight years olds, Dude

[Hectohrify]

Jesus for President,..^^

[PleaseLookAtMyCock]

It must be exhausting being a nihilist. How can it not? Deny this, deny that, deny everything. Deny, deny, deny. What an original concept.

[FlKnifeCollector]

Diggin' how Mr.Lebowski is listening to Mozart's Requiem.

[RosaParks0GETBaC]

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

[LaSirenita0407]

Who the FUCK disliked this? This agression will NOT stand man!

[cfhcowboy]

@LaSirenita0407 they pissed on his fuckin rug 

[LSnicket4]

I fucking lost it when Donnie just left when Walter pulled out his piece

[bilal1001]

YOU SAID IT MAN. NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS

[bilal1001]

SMOKEY!

YOU ARE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN

[lovetownsend]

pulp fiction of coen brothers

[ChaLeeShen]

I detest people who the word they use most is FUCK.

Vulgar pigs all of you

[Davidbarsa]

@ChaLeeShen dude, fucking A

[TGODKID]

@ChaLeeShen It is indeed impossible to use that word more than any other word, which is what you are suggesting. 'A' or 'The" is always more common. Also the word fuck is actually used less than 1% of the time in this movie and probably less used in all of these conversations. So if you would, take your egotistical ass elsewhere.

[ChaLeeShen]

@TGODKID

You are part of the 99%

The vulgar unwashed masses

[TGODKID]

@ChaLeeShen Oh look another insult. Maybe before you insult other people you should notice how you are being the "unwashed" one. For you were the one who cast the first stone.

[danstrummer]

@ChaLeeShen the 99%? The Vulgar unwashed masses? You arrogant, shallow, narrow minded ignoramus. You pathetic, elitist, snobbish, pompous, social climbing stuffed shirt. You commiserable, deplorable, distressing, feeble, heartbreaking, heartrending, inadequate, lamentable, meager, melting, miserable, paltry, petty, piteous, pitiable, pitiful, plaintive, poor, puny, rueful, sorry, tender, useless, woeful, worthless, wretched cunt. Swallow that you worthless waste of a good wank.

[RosaParks0GETBaC]

@danstrummer Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

[danstrummer]

@RosaParks0GETBaC I'm just gonna go find a cash machine

[alderaforall]

@ChaLeeShen What the fuck are you fucking talking about? Ah fuck it, fuck you.

[mrdropkicker1]

I love the "what makes a man?" scene

[mrhp9]

One person couldn't watch or he'd have to pay $100.

[gabeaze]

OVER THE LINE!!!

[bicklesby1]

@gabeaze THANKS!!! THATS WHAT HE SAID MAYBE YOULL GET SOME THUMBS UP FOR THAT CLEVER OBSERVATION -GOOD JOB!!! KEEP LISTENING ITS COMMENTS LIKE YOURS THAT MAKE VIEWING WORTHWHILE!!! CAN YOU SENSE THE SARCASM COMING THROUGH???

[gabeaze]

@bicklesby1 I sense someones ladyfriend is sleeping with her jeans on

[bicklesby1]

@gabeaze ha ha somethin like that, I got issues thats for sure

[12Metaman]

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

Tru fax.

[Frallon]

Donnie obviously can comprehend what a gun is at least. Lmfao

[SonnyA89]

1:58 "I think it's a Pomeranian". LMFAO that's not even close to a Pomeranian it's a mutt. hahaha

[willcraigle]

"this is not Nam, there are rules"

[89whodatcha]

Shut the fuck up donny

[MegaShaft007]

well, thats, like, your opinion man... hahahaha what a line :D

[MrSpinny27]

"Im perfectly calm dude..."

"Yea, waiving the fuckin gun around?!"

"Calmer than you are"

"Would you just take it easy?!"

"Calmer than you are"

Hahahahah

[TikisSentry]

10:01 .... awesome moment

[Ronbo710]

"Smokey this is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules." PRICELESS!!

[MegaTwinky21]

I am the walrus

[XxnovacainexaddictxX]

what's the song at 3:38 when walter was pointing the gun at smokey? thanks.

[stolensoul785]

I once dabbled in pacifism....not in Nam of course....

[MrSteeltoe54]

" Has the whole world gone CRAZY!"

"AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!!"

"MARK IT ZERO!!

............................

"Am I wrong?"

"No your not wrong."

"Am I wrong?"

"Your not wrong Walter,your just a asshole."

"O.K. then."

lol... JG and JB are the BEST XDD

[RadicalEdward2]

"I am a walrus? I am the walrus!"

[deathproofpony]

"Ah hah hah... that's marvelous."



[iLikechevelle]

12:03 "What's a pederast Walter?"....Shut the fuck up, Donny.

[skumrock]

The Monks playing in the background-AWESOME, Jeff Bridges sucks

@cxmafia are you serious?

[cxmafia]

This is, just quite possibly, the greatest movie ever made by Americans

[MrHEC381991]

lol soon as he pulls the gun, Donny's like "fuck this"

[pseudoword]

02:33 no way Smokey's over the line.

[hairyjeremy100]

yeah but he's a pervert dude

[CuteCatFaith]

This is my favorite '90s movie. I bought it legally in video format so enjoy seeing it again. I made sure my local médiathèque bought it on DVD here in France where I now live. Let's bowl!

[dogloverNV]

"Mind if I do a J?" HAHAHA!

[blucinemafilms]

A member of your team, Walter Socheck drew a fire arm during league play. If this is true it contravenes... Ha ha. ...

[blucinemafilms]

Its a league game smoky, am I wrong, am I wrong. ...

[relp2000]

Pendejo is correct, Pandejo is not correct, I am Mexican man.

[deathproofpony]

Ah hah hah. That's marvelous.

[1sttest]

FUCKING1111111111111111



[cliffworks4321]

I know the Spanish term PENDEJO but Tururo says PANDEJO, are both correct?

[Freakears]

Meeting goes south, so The Dude rips off one of Lebowski's rugs. I want to do that one of these days.

[JessBudinMusic]

Woah just realized that the choir song in the background is Lacramosa, which is a song i sang back in year seven . . . totally irrelevant, but anyway, this movie is awesome!!

[MrHEC381991]

i have that carpet.

[wemusttry]

haha 2:33 He was over the line!

[kinddave27]

Jesus hahahahaha!!!

[MiltonProductions]

"if you will it, dude... it is no dream." lol

[yepoksure]

The expression on Donny's face in the background at 3:36 is priceless

[BigOldMrKnish]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE. V.I. Lenin. Valdimir Ilyich Ulyanov."

[Boogyman4050]

Trying to find the original recording for the Gypsy Kings playing Hotel California from this part of Dude. Only find copy bands.

[juanisabastard]

"Gave Dude a beeper" .... that's fuckiin genius

[NightSurfer47]

Ry3304 you're fucking retarded.

[NightSurfer47]

...

[TheHungryhamburger]

that creep can roll

[BigOldMrKnish]

@TheHungryhamburger 8 year olds, dude.

[bywecriminal]

"Shut the fuck up Donnie"

[theescondidoroad]

just listening to bunny say "i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars" gives me wood.

[flame199999999999999]

Mind if I do a J

[INeedDome]

"Fucking Quintana....that creep can roll man" haha

[DonRMB]

3:55 - 4:16 Is just the Best thing ever..

"Smokey was a Conscientious Objector"

"I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point, not in 'nam of course"

xDDD So many quotables!..

[aldeine5]

@DonRMB my favorite one was "I'll suck your dick for 1000 dollars"

[elderlyjr]

"...You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus!"---------Classic line

[PrivateAllstar]

I am the Walrus.

[Nanotech92]

OVER THE LINE!!!

[GSPatton89]

Why call the cops? Bowl by the rules or enter a world of pain it is that plain simple.

[ry3304]

@GSPatton89

lol the funni shit lil tiny dicked man is that in real life lols, not only would he be arrested pretty much on the spot but he'd be banned forever from that freakin location lols

he PROBLY didnt have a permit to carry it in public (usually only cops and such can), and then of course theres all SORTS of other laws he broke (felonies) by doing that lols

in real life that faggit would be in jail for probably a number of months lols

but its still funny n hilarious ;.

[kronikflowz]

@ry3304 did u just call walter a faggot wtf is wrong with u

[ry3304]

@kronikflowz

lolyea i didassholegota problemwith itlols? no one care what u think moron

walters a fuckin faggity ass lil tiny dicked loser asshole lols

if it was me id hav put my chops in his face n slapped him the like asshole he is lols ;.

[kronikflowz]

@ry3304 you got problems you call walter a faggot but your the one thinking on wat his dick looks like imma just ignore your retarded response to this so dont bother writing 1 you hateful prick

[ry3304]

@kronikflowz

bhwhah lols I CAN CALL THAT FAGGIT W/E THE FUCK I WANT YOU FAGGIT

LOL IM THINKIN ABOUT HIS DICK? BWHAHHA LOLS WTF ARE U FUCKIN EVEN TALKIN ABOUT YOU SAD PATHETIC GODAMM LOSER, UMM NO? IF NETHIN UR CLEARLY A GODAMM FUCKIN RETARD WHO MAKES SUCH LITTLE SENSE ITS HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC U TINY LIL DICKED LOSER LOLS

ALSO U DIDNT "IGNORE" SHIT U MORON, U OPENED UR BIG FAT FUCKIN MOUTH AGAIN.... AS USUAL FAGGIT LOLS

OH AND BTW CUUNT UR THE ONLY FUCKIN "HATEFUL PRICK" HERE ASSHOLE

[ry3304]

@kronikflowz

OH AND DONT U EVER FUCKIN DARE TRYIN TO TELL ME WTF TO DO OR NOT DO ASSHOLE

BHWHAAH LOLS ILL WRITE OR NOT WRITE W/E THE FUCK I WANT U SAD PATHETIC UNTOUGH FAKE LITTLE TINY DICKED FAGGIT LOSER

UR CLEARLY IN LOVE WITH THIS STUPID RETARDED ASS FICTIONAL FUCKIN CHARACTER LOLS

THATS HILARIOUS AND SO OBVIOUSYL UR CLEARLY THE ONLY ONE "THINKIN" ABOUT HIS DICK U FUCKIN TINY DICKED CREEPI ASS FAGGITY FUCKIN LOSER BHWHAH LOLS

ALSO SEEIN AS HOW UR GAY FOR WALTER UR PROBLY NUTS

[ry3304]

@kronikflowz

LOL AGAIN PUSSY ASS LOSER ASSHOLE - THE ONLY ONE WITH "PROBLEMS" IS PROBLY THE FUCKIN RETARDED ASS ASSHOLE TRYIN TO BACK UP A FICTIONAL CHARACTER WHO IS EXACTLY LIKE YOURSELF - A FUCIN TINY DICKED DOUCHBAG PSYCHO WNNABE LOSER LOLS

NICE JOB IDIOT

ALSO ASSHOLE UR NOT ANONYMOUS ONLINE LOLS ;.

12.009.45.82 UR IP IDIOT

IM SENDING IT TO MY I.T. GUY AT ROAD RUNNER, TELL UR ISP UR A PEDORASS OR SOMETHIN, BY LAW THEY HAVE TO RELEASE UR INFORMATION FAGGIT - FREEDOM OF INFO ACT

[ry3304]

@kronikflowz

SO WHEN I FUCKIN FIND OUT UR REAL NAME AND ADDRESS AND SOCIAL LOLS, I THINK ILL PAY U A FUCKIN VISIT LOSER

ITS PROBLY NOT EVEN WORTH IT THO LOLS

IN REAL LIFE UR PROBLY JUST SOME TINY DICKED PATHETIC PUSSY ASS LOSER WITH NO LIFE NO JOB N U PROBLY STILL LIVE WITH UR LIL SEXY ASS MOMMI JERKIN OFF TO BIG LEBOWSKI PORN LOLS ;.

SORRI FAGGIT BUT U DESERVE NOTHIN LESS SINCE NO ONE WAS EVEN EVER TALKIN TO UR STUPID UGLY CRAZY FAGGITY FUCKIN ASS IN THE FIRST PLACE LOLS MORON ;.

[ry3304]

@kronikflowz

OH AND NOW UR BLOCKED IDIOT

SO NO - YOU DONT EVEN BOTHER WRITIN BACK NOW ASSHOLE BWHHAAH LOLS

FUCKIN STUPID ASS RETARDED FAGGIT

THANK GOD I WONT HAVE TO READ UR PATHETIC HORSESHIT ANYMORE LOLS ;.

[anonymousman555]

@ry3304 Dude, you suck. Also, a symptom of being a loser with no job and living with your parents is using the abbreviation "LOLS" while threatening someone. This is a movie and unrealistic things can happen.

[Boogyman4050]

I really like that Spanish version of Hotel California. Pretty cool guitar playing.

[MassimoPiai]

go directly to the most fundamental scene in the cinematic history, 10:05

[Boogyman4050]

Tara Reid has never looked hotter than in this movie. She's at maximum hotness!

[rmcc86]

"Aww, that must be exhausting."

[dega723]

I love the puzzled expression at 12:08 when he tries to think what he's gonna say next. Great humorous scene!

[elduzacatecano]

" i'm perfectly calm dude, calmer than u are " -classic line

[300daysandnights]

"8 year olds, dude" lol this movie is so funny. XD

[neosfire]

The Jesus =D

[imabot101010]

"Life does not stop, and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit..." "What's wrong with Walter, dude?"

[pontiacguy77]

@imabot101010 That statement was actuallly not scripted at all. It was directed towards the director of the movie. John Goodman thought he heard them say "cut" and it pissed him off. If you watch, you see how Jeff Bridges gets kind of a shocked look on his face and just plays it off all cool.

[DonRMB]

@pontiacguy77 That is NOT true.. How do I know? Because I read the script and THAT LINE is IN the script. John Goodman is just such a good actor that he makes his lines look improvised.

[pontiacguy77]

@DonRMB Yeah, well that's like your opinion, man...

[DonRMB]

@pontiacguy77 Nope.. It's a FACT man... Dont you get it? New shit has come to light, man.

[squall600]

@imabot101010 "shut the fuck up donny"

[imabot101010]

"MARK IT FUCKIN' ZERO!"

[dopedopedopelos]

10:21 That fingernail!! HORRIBLE!!!1! =D

[doconnos7]

Yeah well that's just like your opinion man

[Artonelicofanatic2]

Love how he tries to play it out and act cool at 1:07 (Brent).