Turbo Lift - DJO

[deusprogrammer]

ALWAYS WITH THE APPLE JUICE!  lol

[pinkunderbelly]

'So...maybe you should shut up. Hmm?'

[Galvajon]

Rock the 9/11 cospiracy theory! You guys kick ASS.

[mintchocolatebear]

The cocaine's cool...

[ponyride23]

dick as in....?

[barnsoldat91]

I love how Data throws out an insult every time he has some sort of electrical malfunction...

[djspesh82]

Why don't you go and f\/ck a fruitbasket -> LMAO LOLOLOL!!

[AeronPeryton]

Will Riker does not like losing arguments.

[toe2thaknee]

My God. This humor is the BEST

[Sillygoose14111]

Well, I already have a half-pound of cocaine, so maybe you should shut up. lol

[SGTBizarro]

Please never stop doing these... Absolutely fucking hilarious!

"Sure is a wonderful day..." LOL

[lizardgex1]

Data: "hmm... I see.. How about you go fuck a fruit basket?" *looks at Troy* "you're a slut!" LMAO!

[ryanwade2006]

everything is rubber baby and coke... and apple juice... funny stuff but your repeating yourself... everything is funny except for the applejuice bit

[saviorpants]

@ryanwade2006 Ever hear of reoccurring elements?

[krisvires]

"I already have a half pound of cocaine, so maybe you should shut up!" LMAO! :)

[oddjobs74]

perfect voice you guys give to the greek broad.

[UpSky2]

Anyone whom tells me to f a f basket, I will call the b***h police on him, and use some words, Budeeeeeeee

[Beatleboy1964]

APPLE JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MagikGimp]

Continuity, for once. ;)

[KaizoeOcshtau]

@MagikGimp They weren't high for once ^_^

[NickMueh]

You're videos make me laugh so hard.

[LeonhartSquallofFF8]

Fuck a fruit basket!?! Dick in her nose!?! Holy cr@.....! I laughed til I cried!LOL LOL LOL!!! :D

[msmoonbeam91]

I am wayy to amused by theese videos

[allthatfun]

Thank you so much for making this video dayjoborchestra. I almost wet my pants laughing and I really needed a good laugh. I like the added touch of the "9-11 was an inside job" bumper sticker on the bulkhead at the beginning of the scene. Keep up the good work....

[AdrianWaitemusic]

I've got a reed instrument in my slacks. Why don't you play it for me?

That's awesome!

[hobofuture]

legendary

[syxxness]

60 people fucked a fruitbasket

[Balian49]

He should have told him to go fuck his fridge!

[Lemming2002]

Awesome as per usual - it must be all the apple juice you guys drink :)

[YellowSTS]

That was great!!!

Why do u want a penis in yur nose?

[cichlid16]

Well...I already have half a pound of cocaine.....so maybe you should shut up hm?

[Fourtwnty420]

Apple juice and fucking fruit baskets for everyone!!!!

[Davejimjr]

fuk we got zeppelin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Sweetassour]

This is the best one.

[plainlake]

Would that be called a "Nosejob"?

[Bracerjack]

Oh mine...now I know why Riker is angry!

[MusicalMisanthropist]

58 people love orange juice

[aglitch]

Actually, we were talking about apple juice.

[paddeification]

hmmm.. I see... How about you go fuck a fruit basket? and you're a slut!

[Cobbledstories]

Holy crap this one actually sort of had a plot.

[xxtyops]

I love that look on Rikers face at the end.

[ChristianXO]

does anybody know which episode that was?

looks interesting to me :P

[ReaktorLeak]

@ChristianXO It's from "Time's Arrow" where they find Data's 500-year-old head in a Bay area cave.

[ChristianXO]

@ReaktorLeak yay, thanks a lot

greetings from sunny germany :)

[ernstergarcia]

@ChristianXO the first part of "time's arrow." they meet mark twain in the past, and data blows up. that's what they were talking about (his impending death).

[DaddyMedic]

Data FTW!

[bassguitartrombone95]

Anyone else notice the 9-11 inside job bumpersticker

[NellJSmith]

Hey DJO? Am I going mad? I saw this some months back, and it seemed to have a slightly different soundtrack...? I don't remember any background music, and although the dialogue was the same, it sounds as if it's been re-worked, with reverb added and slightly altered in terms of timing? Perhaps I was just not paying attention the first time...or I'm hallucinating now? Anyway - DJO, have you altered this upload recently? (Either way, it's still *possibly* your best - so hard to pick a favourite!!)

[chumgrinder25]

Absolutely the best DJO offering I have seen so far. It actually has a plot and a narrative, with continuity!

[ElJulioso]

Data wins.

[ElJulioso]

A cohesive and hilarious storyline the whole way through, which is not always easy with a dub. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

[25december]

Damn it. I went to the bathroom and actually, it was blood! Vid was still funny though.

[25december]

So funny. I just peed a little.

[JapanForSale]

My god, this is a rare video: the dialogue actually makes sense the whole way through and the story it creates is insanely funny. One of the best one yet after the Royal Wedding redub. XD

[EyeOnTheTV]

@JapanForSale This is their master piece of dubbing IMO. Good balance of story, dub quality, and funny shit.

[JapanForSale]

@EyeOnTheTV The look on Riker's face at the end XD.

[csgrambauer]

Man I effing love your videos guys!! I ALWAYS watch these if I need to cheer up after a crappy day. Thank you guys for making such awesome videos. The Star Trek ones are my absolute favourites as you do the lip-syncing so perfectly!! XD!!

[IffyJottere]

AAAAAple juice!

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

THAT'S THE POINT. GET IT??? ((:))

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

Rienaldy Grienaldy

[SteveTheMeek]

This is brilliant! "Fuck, we've got Zeppelin" FUCK YEA!!!

[freaker1990]

THIS MAN HAS AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH APPLE JUICE

[dayjoborchestra]

@freaker1990 There are two of us, ya know...and Apple juice RULES!!!!

[freaker1990]

@dayjoborchestra I only enjoy the smooth, random taste of DJO Apple juice!

[ilovedatasoong]

@dayjoborchestra I agree! Apple juice does rule!

[ItsTurningGreen002]

@dayjoborchestra aren't there like six of you?

[dayjoborchestra]

Respond to this video...  There's one of me, and one of the other guy

[Lostfaith1980]

@dayjoborchestra What if you have schizophrenia?

[Bookstop1337]

@dayjoborchestra

Are you guys really in an orchestra?

[dayjoborchestra]

@Bookstop1337 Do you really have a Tube?

[Bookstop1337]

@dayjoborchestra

I do.

[dayjoborchestra]

@Bookstop1337 ...an orchestra of two...sometimes three....

[Bookstop1337]

@dayjoborchestra

It wouldn't be so far fetched. I've seen some pretty wild orchestra members before.

[whoisthisghastlyman]

@dayjoborchestra What happened to the third guy?

[maroonsr20]

@dayjoborchestra truth about apple juice; it makes me sick!



[mongooselover69]

@dayjoborchestra hahahaha!!!!!! APPLE JUICE! keep the dream alive man, your FUCKING CLASSIC.

"nah iv got my hyperpipe... pretty sure its the best *retarded squeal*"

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@freaker1990 Because people who like orange juice can go fuck a fruit basket.

[informant007]

@freaker1990 It's probably because there are so many times when their mouth movements look like "apple juice" is being said. It's the secret sauce of Star Trek TNG. ;-)

[crimsonator]

I have a reed instrument in my slacks, why don't you play it for me?

LMAO - best line ever!

[Novelladelleda]

This episode is NEVER going to be the same agian.

[stashcode]

fuck that is funny!

[test123ok]

im gonna use that line "how 'bout you go fuck a fruit basket"

[coddish]

My favorite DJO voiceover characters are Data and Kirk.

[kingbrandon1977]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! "Yer a slut!"

[illustriouschin]

Nobody uses the queen's standard for measuring coacaine, it is always metric.

[1999Vdub]

Pause Video

Then Play Video

Then Press 3 Repeatedly FOR

Penis In Your Nose.

[JesseKing1981]

holy shit man, Im a trekkie fan and usually hate the lame shit people make, but im in tears after 3 of your videos...lmao

[brianjessmeatsherman]

loved the 9/11 was in inside job :11 sec

[iconzero]

Sensational!!! :):):)

[kingzack01]

This one actually made some sort of relative sense the entire way through. You did a very good job with this one Day Job Orchestra. Every single one of your dubs are hilarious, but this one is top of the line.

[levitan71]

marina is fucking hot!!!!

[jakejohnhess]

I wanna know what 'PersophoneSwimming' said, cos I can't see it.

[eternaljux]

stardate 45959.1 Season 5 finale 2 parter "Time's Arrow"

[icet1996]

@pandarrson your a real pooty head to the girl. I think you should apologize then put your toys away and lay down for a nap mr. Cranky pants

[InfiniteWhizBang]

Data: 'I have half a pound of coke"

Riker : "No" Troi : " Yes"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[trekkiechickable]

".....and you'r a slut" Troi looks cowed

[andygriff1987]

How on earth do you do this? Do you just watch it loads of times muted and work out what they're saying?

[Miamigirl881]

" I have a reed instrument in my slacks" LOL!! You guys are great!!!

[penguinprogrammer]

I liked this one better; there was better flow between characters. Sometimes it gets old, hearing people say swear words and "applejuice" all the time.

[Saur]

The way you've done Troy's voice cracks me up! Really funny stuff! XD

[sock2828]

well I already have a half a pound of cocaine so maybe you should shut up.

Hmmmm?

Hmmmmmm, I see.

[Stumoo]

Wow. Coherent dubbing that looks right and tells a story. I am impressed.

Also, LOL

[Nurs3Gir1]

Your TNG dubs are epically awesome. ...I have this sudden craving for apple juice...

[PersephoneSwimming]

too easy. unless you're a 17 year old kid. are you? in which case, decent work.

[dayjoborchestra]

@PersephoneSwimming What is so easy for everyone but a 17-year-old? My guess is that you're trying to be insulting, but you're not quite clear; I don't care because you used "too" in the right context, which is easy for most, but 41-year-olds specifically have issues with it. My dad owns a giant chip truck. Go bang a Bonnet...

[PersephoneSwimming]

@dayjoborchestra aw sorry, i didn't mean to be b****y. it's just too much guy humor for me. but you're clearly a pioneer of sorts....  keep doing your thing, obviously lots of people love it.

[pandarsson]

@PersephoneSwimming Kind of funny how humor has been divided into gender categories these days. My mother, now 72 years old, is as big a fan of the Three Stooges as I am and has been since she was a kid. I suppose you'd say she's not feminine enough (or perhaps simply not as feminine as you)? Maybe. She found "Sex and the City" repulsive.

Well, perhaps there simply hasn't been enough gender division in this world, so kudos on the backward steps. I guess.

[PersephoneSwimming]

@pandarsson oh, is having breasts a backward step? sorry, can't help it. anyway, your poor mother probably lies about liking that junk just to keep your low-IQ ass from beating on her.

[pandarsson]

@PersephoneSwimming Aw, now. Be fair. Don't blame your gender on your stupidity. The fact that you're a woman and the fact that you're a moron are completely unrelated.

And and my mother's the one who taught me about the Three Stooges in the first place.

[dayjoborchestra]

@PersephoneSwimming INSULTS, INSULTS, INSULTS...grow up lady.

[BeholdMyStrength]

@dayjoborchestra & @PersephoneSwimming

You muthafuckas are all so WHITE.

[seanThree16]

@dayjoborchestra He might not be aware of the cocaine or he was indoctrinated on the Cumzilla slip n slide. Sub-zero temperatures REALLY get 26 year olds in the mood, if the timing is right.

[Chubachus]

@PersephoneSwimming dude go fuck yourself. this is some funny, original greatness you ignorant fruit basket-fucking slut

[PersephoneSwimming]

@Chubachus we'll just have to disagree on that you foul-mouthed coke-snorting youtube harasser.

[dayjoborchestra]

@PersephoneSwimming guys, guys... stop it; .....you sound like a couple of 17-year-olds!

[Coldmystery]

@PersephoneSwimming Too easy? I don't think you could even come close. Not even close.

[PersephoneSwimming]

@Coldmystery i don't have to come close. don't have to do anything but what i want to do which is just sit back and watch and critique.

[Coldmystery]

@PersephoneSwimming Oh sure, that's the beauty of entertainment, however it's just as easy to critique you, if this was too easy a lot of people would have done it. You don't have a clue.

[NellJSmith]

@PersephoneSwimming Au contraire, Persephone (Why "swimming", incidentally? Not something she famously did?)... this is about as far from "easy" as it gets. "Decent work" (and yes, I've done more than I care to recall, being aged 42) can be done with one's brain switched off and with a complete lack of ability or talent, whereas producing comedy which makes anyone who isn't actually dead fall about laughing is incredibly difficult. Ask the Monty Python team. Or were they timewasters too, hm...?

[CatLitterBoxes4U]

my favorite star trek videos!

[AlgisKemezys]

The best laugh in days with one of my favorite shows.

[PapaSuckle55]

Why dontcha go fuck a fruit basket? you're a slut!

[speedandtwitch5000]

did ne1 eles noitice the 9/11 sticker

[psychoschizos]

fuck! we got zeppelin. hey maybe the four of us can have ourselves a casual gangbang.

[bestbandtbs]

lmao at the end, how about you go fuck a fruit basket...you're a slut.

[DJCW]

9/11 was an inside job and Star Trekkies know this.....

[robinheil]

This one is probably one of my favorites because they have a continuous conversation. "I have a reed instrument in my slacks. Why don't you play it for me?" LOL!!!!!!!

[asuch874]

DAMMMMMMM Diana!!!!!!!!!

[RedmanNov]

It sure is a wonderful day.

[GothChilde6969]

awesome lip synching. Do you find the words to match what they look like they are saying, or do you just write a bunch of random shit and hope for the best? :D

[Serena2583]

These videos are so dumb, I can't hear what they are saying cos of this laughter in the background.... Oh wait - that's me.

Awesome, awesome vids! Love 'em!

[casperfriendly47]

Can't say enough good things about this series. Hilarious and right on on so many levels between the mundane and the mythical. The funniest thing I've seen on Youtube this year--perhaps the funniest I've ever seen on Youtube.

[tonydominoactor]

Bravo!

[TribalVirgo981]

best ever. lol

[pythor2]

Uh Well, I already have a half a pound of cocaine...

So, maybe you should shut up, hmm?

[er6789er]

Too Funny!

[ZEROFIVEZERO]

BEST ONE YET!

[stevelatinner]

Awesome!

What episode is this from?

[jarretestin]

The No/Yes was absolute fricking genius.

[MelissaTicky]

"......I have half a pound of coke NO/YES... its late, well the cocaine's cool...."

EVERY LINE IS FUCKING GOLDEN!

[beaubrent]

Hilarious! GJ!

[IIInunny]

hahahaha fuckin eh man, good job, great sync up

[23cornchip]

HOW THE HELL DOES THIS RELATE TO 9/11?!?

[dayjoborchestra]

@23cornchip Watch again

[23cornchip]

@dayjoborchestra ahh, got it lolz

[MissZalternative]

@dayjoborchestra hahaha how did i miss that the first time?! haha i agree completely

[brunobliss]

@dayjoborchestra OMG I ONLY GOT IT AT THE 5TH TIME :O

[HeavyArtillaryX]

@dayjoborchestra

ha,i saw it...and i totally agree

[MaxTheGhost]

@dayjoborchestra mind = blown.

[PoptartNoJutsu]

@23cornchip look at 0:12-0:13 in the top center of the screen..

[tacomonster98]

@23cornchip so your high paranoid and can't read the right subject titles?

[AGRACUTA]

@23cornchip

Pay attention at @0:11

[mywhatsaccount]

omg love love love betazoid accent is the best <3

[waitwhatwasthat]

I like this so much it hurts

[MLorio777]

One time, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked a guy so hard, it made building 7 collapse.

[dayjoborchestra]

@MLorio777 LMAO!!

[maffew1234]

How did the comments turn into 9/11 conspiracies?

[LTDANMAN44]

@maffew1234 0:10

[Hazzyrdous]

To hell with it...this was funny



[Abominalis]

someone finally told Riker to go f*ck a fruit basket. been waiting for that for years

[sofuckinblowme]

OMG!! You guys made my week1!!!!!!!xD

[Ladyluck2806]

your a slut LMAO

[LeilaniLad]

"Fuck.. we got Zeppelin..."

lmao

[Doplegang]

I see.. how bout u go fuck a fruit basket? Ur a slut.

Epic, jeez! :D

[alguns69]

I already have half a pound of cocaine so maybe you should shut up. lmao. I just lost it at this point. Maybe i should go seea doctor now. I am sure i ruptured something form laughing at this clip:)

[THEPANTSWEREDEAD]

"Uhh well I already have half a pound of cocaine, so maybe you should shut up."

[voicetube]

Probabaly the most sequitar of all the Trek dubs.. Also brilliant.

[tacomonster98]

I love it! lol please make more new stuff!

[Dionys81]

Absolutely the best one. Fucking hilarious!

[jawharp1992]

TIME'S ARROW!