Limmy.com: Jacqueline McCafferty's Big Brother Audition Tape

[albabhoy81]

Forgot to ask. What's will all that other old firm shite you post mate? I say OF it's anti Celtic hate shit :(

[albabhoy81]

Limmy you are KNÄPP!! Love it mate!

[BurntBreed]

Hey Limmy, great stuff, Man, Burntbreed here we are on our 17th Comeback Tour, Our New Song is the Hoff for ?? check it out, Baby!!

[MsSigmaT]

"She's a junkie, she's no a junkie. She's the fuckin lot! She's nuttin, She's evertin that nuttin!"

Love the way he stares at the camera and smiles pure randomly

[smartarse001]

Jump cut at 1:00 was hilarious.

[MonsterMunchAreAce]

Best BB contestant since that girl shoved a bottle of Blue Nun up herself.

[siriusblackisababe]

I beg tae differ, I beg tae differ

[funkykid]

best video ever on youtube hahah

[cousinkitten]

a loast ivrin!

[quinn3477]

what do you think Jacqueline McCafferty's reaction would be if you were to chase her naked down the street with a smashed bottle neck shouting " she's stashed ma weins"?

[FansofWatershed]

Send this into X-Finctor for a laugh...

[thehype04]

the boy should dae mer Dee Dee sketches everycunt loves Dee Dee, am a real life fuckin Dee Dee

[Gavarbuckle]

@thehype04 and your proud of that? stop puttin on a fake accent as you type ye wee ball root

[thehype04]

@Gavarbuckle what you on about ya fuckin poof, you sniffin the glue ?

[SuperYellow1989]

its 3am here and im laughing my head off people next door must think im mental lol

[dammyjodger1]

"Yer mare ae a junkie than me! You've got a fucken... big junkie nose!" Classic Limmy

[RightAye]

never failed once with anythin limmy , honestly mateee !

[Mcorp30]

yur intae evryhin n 3 waens wulnae chinge anyhin

[CapitalCityScumbag]

"yuv still goat that junkie fucking nose Mccall it's no just me thats noticed it"

[vivalasagne9]

One of the funniest characters he's come up with easily.

[johnny117sos]

ahahahaha a seen yuuh on a bike a hink wee shood make summin funny n a noo how tae make millions ahaha yer pyur funny as fukkk

[johnny117sos]

hahahaha a seen yuuh on a bike aha yer pyur funny as fuk

[ChristopherDone]

She lost ever'n

[Noodles37UK]

Where's she FAE? Castlemilk, aye intit?

[calderposse]

@Noodles37UK priesthilll

[Noodles37UK]

@calderposse Lol! I lived in Kennishead for years!

[bluebilly68]

i was told that Davina McCall have seen this and she was laughing and she love it, she was saying that he waste of space lol!!!

[bluebilly68]

i was told that Davina McCall have seen this and she was laughing and she love it

[hazeld59]

love this ,lol

[bigbadboydean]

ur a fucking baw bag lol

[DIVCLARK]

She wizny a real junkie, she if he tries tae kum up tae me wey that junkie patter!!

Fuckin superb limmy keep it kummin

[mooneynulson07]

hull mccoll your always a junkie, youve got a junkie nose

[Wh0rse]

LOL

[shmeepea]

i am in love with limmy! x

[AmeyyBladesS]

yev git a fuckin mad junkie nose, evryone can tell yer a fuckin junkiee , PMSL

[martintod2006]

i really really hope Davina McCall has seen this! I ficking love you Jackie!!

[emmaisabawbag]

Shes cutting aboot thinking shes no a junkie anymore... i tell you summit your always a junkie awrite mccoll ur always a junkie!!!!

And classic glasgow this buttons pressing itself. fucking love it.

[CunnyFunt333]

a beg tae differ.

[justinp1690]

pure quality

[threadlesslc]

i lost ma fucking daughter to the social !! too funny

[cypress454]

fucking amazing

[ChristopherDone]

Hahaha. I lost fucking everyth.

[littlekennie]

i lost ma bro through that shit upset me coz he was nice guy still found this so funny though

[tominybikes]

top class limmy

[TheLacatush]

I hate her!

I hate her!

just keep her away fay me.

[1favourite]

comedy genius!

[averagevillageidiot1]

Mate your quality. :L

[RoggenWolfe]

Quality Limmy.The internets best kept secret .

[Mrjapaneselesbianful]

Where this lesbian live? I want for make the movie with Japan. This be great honour for my family.

[whynot1888]

A REAL JUNKIE ....10/10..HEN...

[jamiegee123]

Lol

sounds like a real junkie :))

[biggiesmallz97]

You're a junkie Marti

[bobbymozza]

Sounds like more of a scottish accent to me

[djtee2k7]

It is Scottish hes Glaswegian

[ALAMOCREW]

ats it recordin noo hen, av goarit! MAGIC

[stevie24]

"sweetheart iss button keeps pressin itsell"

hahaha fucking hilarious :))

[illastic1]

shes got nice hair for a smackheed

[illastic1]

"a lost 3 year a ma life tae heroine!" haha

[xX1anOnLiPrInCeSsXx]

you remind me of someone from Shameless

[gltunez]

fuckin luv it "she's a junkie she's no a junkie"

[xjaggysnakex]

lol so funny

[steako]

this is top class comedy at any level

[thegoddambatman]

Ishpeshully that Davina McCawl.

IshPESHully hur.

This is genius.

[jaffacake140]

fuck pure love it ,must have watched this a milloion times and its still the best,lovin the banter

[kirstiferrr]

aww, thats pure funny! ayee!

[jennivega2001]

the lips, the lips have a life of their own man hehehe

[cokeayne2]

Suprisingly attractive Limmy

[babes1888]

LOL some bhoy you lol love it

[BigSebo2k7]

she lost her shelf respect :(

[fitzochris]

Is it Priesthill ya stay, aye?

[underworld371]

she is so funny by the way

[TheSockies]

you should go on big brother as jacqueline. stay in character for the whole time youre in.

wouldbe fkn amazin.

give me a reason to watch it too. :P

[GoldenBhoy67]

Big Brawer have seen this audition and are keen to get you down tae London to discuss ye bein on the show this summer, they just have to know where tae send the taxi. Is it Priesthill ye live ?

[DiscoPope2]

Naw, I live in the westend - I live in Cessnock.

[caltontongs73]

yoo ur pure dead brulyint!

[sharkeylad100]

your'e material is perfect stonner shit

[Andozslf]

hahah GIES A TAXI!!!

[chrislovit]

lol, cancer fag? As in like, a cancer causing fag? or like, a faggot with cancer?

either way, it made me laugh :o)

[Stargazer1975]

F*ckin excellent!

[DjDeeeeeeeee1]

=)) Yass

[chrislovit]

fukin hate the scottish accent. They sound so thick!

[Flynch23]

Eh....fuck you you twat.Where are you from then eh?England?Ah hate the English accent(on a guy)you fuck.And Scots have more than 1 accent you fuck.Get your facts straightened out before you post you fucking moronic comments ok?

[windandrainsiscold]

England also has a plethora of regional accents

[FeelMyCock]

aye but who fuck cares boot that shitehole

[SQKY1988]

fuck off ya gormless bastard. away get yer self to fuck ya southern shandy drinking bastard

[PosnocMedia]

Die you fucking mongo, stupid fucking cancer fag.

[mekanopsis1]

Sound?

[screwtape84]

I'd pump big Jaqi for a tenner bag.

[OhFFSGimmeAName]

Who wouldny?

[sirphreak]

YOU FAIL.

[Supaduck0]

nah its good

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

Started out funny.

The camera thing was hilarious but then it dragged on a bit :P

[perstefani]

Hilarious!

[Mickeus]

this is hilarious

[kartosechka]

this girl is very sexy!

[joesmobilediscos]

funny at first, but too over the top

[retroshows]

gon yersel limmy pmsl

[aaronbsillan]

m8 ur jst a wankpot its na even funny way suck a dick asshole

[xbrandnewx]

to Murphnut:

bet yewr the type a cunt that gets a hardon after acting like a wee hard man on internet! so away and fuck yewr hand, best thing yew can do as it will prepare yew for being alone until yew can develop a sence of humor!

this videos fucking hilarious!!!

[Murphnut]

wisnay me mate, guess one of ma mates got on ma account. av removed the comment that was post.

[NVStreetTeam]

HAHA! Not sure if this is a piss take or for real but either way i say this guy should DEFFO be in BB10!

[GiuVenz]

Good.. ah!

[ItsAngelAnthonyBetch]

Hahaha, LOVE IT!

[Lamboxes1]

FUNNY!!!

[Andozslf]

yassssss yi just cant top this shit

[eddiec1888]

what a sack he is!!!!!

[PauloSolute]

here u ya poofy prick who's yer favourite NAZI

[missh301]

Very clever and hilariuosly realistic. Extreamly funny. Great video.

[Neevvy]

I hope Jacqueline fuckin chibs that wee hoor McCall

[vinnythebawbag]

says 'fuckin' 23 times lol

[fromafriend1]

jacqueline mccafferty-THE come-back-queen!

u scared the *hit oota ma cat tho

[soulfunkcity]

anyone see 'girls banged up' on bbc1 on

wed 15th, dead ringer for Jacqueline McCafferty on there,even spoke a bit like her.

[IMayBeYourDad]

No way! a thought that aswell are you talkin about the lassie wae the blonde n black curly hair and too much make up that got let oot?

[soulfunkcity]

aye thats the one, funny when she got let out caked in make up carryin her plastic JD Sports bag. If I can get a picture of her im going to send limmy a message on here of it because its uncanny.

[jimgolderg]

ah ha ha ha aha ha ha, too funny man, so good!!!! :0)

[lnrboxer]

lmao

1 word

LEGEND

ohps lol ur eyes r great

[rabarino]

she wis intae the coke AND the eccies hahahahaha

[Popples47]

You have Beautiful eyes :^D

[Shuggie1986]

sum people on youtube just don't have a sense of humour, this is hilarious. Limmy = Legend

[thesevenmothers]

you should have youre own tv show.

[velocifero86]

That was the most painful 4 minutes I've experienced. Can I have them back please? No? Oh well...

[magnersnice]

spot on this guys a joke, complete cringe

[MadCadden]

Yer face is a joke,WASTE

[YouAreGutted]

shut up u wanker if u dont like it then dont watch it.. u wasted 2 minutes of my life can u give it back?

[magnersnice]

well you have to watch it to decide if you like it ya fucking muppet

[MisterGlasgow]

This is funny ....your patter is spot on .....

[magnersnice]

1/5 this isnt funny in the slightest.

[MadCadden]

ya fanny,ye must be english or somthin

[joedemul]

brill limmy canny stoap laughin at that wan..keep it up.

[joehughes9]

Not as funny as Des McLean.

[alexoliver1393]

pure quality he makes proud to be Scottish :D

[rainybeetle]

Superb... get Limmy on the TV... Rainybeetle loves daft Limmy!

[yahhmannx]

this is amazingg :-))

am nearly pishinn masel =))

[jamieporteous]

fuckin brilliant

[Andozslf]

hahhahahahah legend

[miller1114]

AHAHAHAHA....the funniest bit is: "A LOST EVRYHIN...A LOST EVERYHIN.....(zooms in).....A LOST FUKIN EVERYHIN." HAHAHA FUCKING GENIUS!

[NatalieHill1992]

fkn pishin masel=))

[babyitsuptoyou]

pepperscrue << shut the fuck up

[pepperscrue]

Don't be a hater, Baby!

[nanceeex]

Who's she hink she is, Marti Pellow?

Haha, brilliant.

[rec2k7]

aw hes sum buzz "and the eckies and the coke ur intae evreyhin hen" lmao

[witterquickly]

1.02 scares me :|

[azertyuiop32]

what a freak and what a wanker....would fit in perfectly in big brother

[rkoucantcme]

Defiently a wanker..

xD

[pepperscrue]

Are you actually being serious? It's hard to tell on YouTube what with the amount of retards on this. He's taking the piss. And as for rkoucantcme, Cena's a shitebag and you spell it "definitely" you twat. How the fuck did your wardens in the spaz house let you on-line? Learn to read for fuck's sake. It's not difficult.

[chemicalgonads]

hahahaha, nice one

[weehuffybastard]

aye you dae suit the gear nice one pretty funny ish has moments

[missshareegx]

haha...i love his facial expressions haahaa,

love the bam accent anaw lol

[Kakashirocksthesocks]

HAHAHAHA!! wow...utter class man, utter class.

[iknowbesttrustme]

christ, this is just like majority of neds in glasgow! the power by numbers type, if you're a dealer and read this, next time you supply drugs to some degenerate, give them a hot dose, then yourself. the more we get rid of the less they can contaminate glasgow! i should write a book.

[clubfm]

SHURUP U WANKER !!

[TT67X]

BRILLIANT. Here Limmy? You quite suit the make-up son. Dae you beg tae differ? Eh? Dae you beg tae differ...?

[kaichache]

lmfao...

[Moosekid]

She's fit.

[LoveCraken]

lol, Jorj!

I just checked your profile btw and saw that you had recieved one of the famous LisaNova spam messages. Good times...

[kookooo1]

Am no gonny call u a skitzo yer funny as fuck

[gabotheblue]

funny shite mate. Your a looney but you"ll know better than anyone that that mad bitch exsists,obviously.On the other hand if your really intae dressin up like that a know guy that loves shaggin mad manky slags

[Wortnick]

Taking the eckies, and the fucking everything! Looking down that mad fucking hook nose at me?

[weeashbashxx]

youv got a mad fuckin junkie nose!

[Corpsewrangler]

funny shit man funny cos its true

[baldyhaffincher]

you're pure doll features mon!

whit you like wi post box red lippy,

pure dead gorgeous.

[thelostscot]

pure orginal. love this. larry david, gervais and limmy - legends.

[user8018]

hahahahaahahaaha

[explosiv0]

one time i bummed a giraffe

[weebecly3317]

'am a suposed tae point the hing it the hing hen' lmao luvvit

[getbusybusy]

ah beg tae differ... yer some teapot lid

[petma]

fuckin brilliant mate

"a lost ivrint"