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  • @MartinRusin I bet these other guys were you retard. Oh yeah ok i am gonna buy a chainsaw cause i need one anyway and buy master chief licenced costume. Which is like in the game. I am so curios of what happens first? Chainsaw explodes or chainsaw loses the sawblades.

  • FAGGOTS OH LOOK IT ARE MORE HALO FANS U FUKIN STUPID PIECE OF JACK OFF PUSSY LICKING NOOB COCK OF DOODY MOTHER FUCKER

  • Halos repeditive, it should just fucking die now. Sry fanboys. Its just. When u play all the halo games. It almost gets repeditive. An the when a fanboy place starts going crazy over it like star wars and star trek but halo. Then it gets old real fast. But those r better then halo. So halo, I'm sry master cheif but u got to end ur seriese or just die. Please! SKYRIM!

  • OMG guys hes just a fan of gears of war respect that, if you dont like this video then stop writing bad comments about it!!!

  • UNSC vs COG well cog is very unpopular but they got chain sawz lol UNSC they r skinny and cant evad r cover but we got tech lol

  • G A Y

  • do a master chief vs skorge fist fight no shields

  • It's a game, anything can happen guys ;}

    so don't be jelly because this would totally happen.

  • @SeniorScales true dat

  • well if we take the armor in to account and how the books told us how much said armor kicks ass, master chief can run around fenix, and shove a finger up his ass before marcus has a chance to say uncle.

  • With .3 mm shields that can take a m2 fragmentation grenade head on

  • flip the video around then you can see that CHAINSAWS CAN NOT CUT THROUGH SOLID FRAGGIN PLATINUM POWER SUITS!!!

  • 242 ppl knows whats true

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  • 200 ppl got killed by master chief

  • 242 personas  odian a gears of war

  • the chain would have broke

  • Duke nukem can suck my dick. That game is the worst piece of shit I've ever played. Oh and MC rules! Fuck gears!

  • @RandomSBean Duke could shrink both with a single Shrinker Ray shoot, and stomp them like insects.

  • Doomguy or Duke Nukem would kill both, and piss over their bodies.

  • @SGtMarkIV In your dreams....even BOTH of them would team up and kill them

  • Meh, in factual terms MC is an almost ten foot tall monster who cna run at 50kph and bend steel with his hands. Marcus is angry determinater with a chainsaw.

    Admitedly the chainsaw gives him certain points but MC would rip him apart...

    also why are these two against each other? They're in the same "save humanity from teh other race" derpfest of a plot :P

  • This is what would happen haha

  • dude,i like your vids but you re vids are just too short

  • masterchief = supersoilder syrum and badass mjolinr suit

    marcus = steroids with a suit

    i like marcus but he is no match against Chief

  • @TheKhan2578 correction master chief: super steroid and suit. but you got the other part right :)

  • Dude i dont know if your a massive Gears Of War freak

    But................

    How would a mini weak chainsaw cut through 12 ince metal chrome armor.

    And also a 7 foot Soldier V a 5 foot wimp

    Its pretty oviouse who would win!

    Master chief would of shot him to fuck in real life!

  • master chief is cool, but you gotta remember, he is on pretty much super-steroids and has a suit with hydraulics, Marcus... he's just buff as hell.

  • I can tell how much effort went into that lol

  • ok ok this is getting out of hand first of all i think everyone is give a little to much BS to the maker of this video i do think MC is pretty bad ass but thats only with his suit on.... take it off and im pretty sure Marcus would win with out a doubt and think about the time difference of the games where MC has armor shields and Marcus doesn't really wouldn't seem like a fair fight at all

  • next should be justin bieber vs mom

  • WTF!?! Okay, first of all, Mc wouldnt let marcus get close to him, and hes got a badass armor And training, so, u, my friend, are wrong xD

  • Marcus would die from a single bullet to the head. MC has power armor.

    /argument

  • gay

  • So, he can pass the shields and kill him?

  • MC is a SUPER solider. marcus is some fat dude. your an idiot. mc rulz and right now is teabaging marcuses dead corpse!

  • -Video sucked dick, But I think [iwannabethekid34x] has a fucking SCREW LOOSE! The Gears of War games had an excellent storyline, and it will only get better in the 3rd installment this April.

    -All the GOWs lack is an awesome composer like Martin O'Donnell

  • war liao where got something like that the mastercheifs armor is so strong it withstands even CHAINSAWS this VID SUCKS

  • @iwannabethekid34x lol nice fail kid first congrats you have a good point Marcus is just some bulky ass fuckin human but think for a second what is master chief under his suit...? also gears had a great story line down from Marcus and the pendulum wars and to Dom and his wife everyone had a part to it and yes i will admit there where some things in gears that just wanted to make you piss a hole through your Xbox but so did halo i see them as both great games i would say a tie

  • @saethus Master Chief still kicks ass under his suit. He has special augmentations in which make him more than a human. Without his suit or not, hes still as strong and has a way faster reflex time (0.2sec) than Marcus Fenix.

  • @saethus you forgot gears of war sucks online. Gears online is all about being the host.

  • @McPorchMunky but against the armor that the chief has that can withstand a lot

  • why isnt marcus fenix not hiding behind something like he should?

  • Master Chief isn't blind some fat plonker in a suit running at him with a chainsaw won't make it 2 steps...

  • Yay! Go Marcus!

  • @McPorchMunky Read the books, Of course you can;t do that shit in the game. That would make it completely un fair..

  • @McPorchMunky Even without it, Marcus is just a huge bulky ass marine, Master chief is a spartan, even if M.C didn't have his suit he could still win, He has a reflex time of less then 0.5sec and the augmentations turned him in to well.. a spartan foot ball player ON STEROIDS. He will ALWAYS kick Marcus' ass ANY DAY.

  • halo ftw

  • I REALLY think some people need to learn to English. >< But really, I like both GoW and Halo, but seriously, Marcus only has lightweight armor, and the body of a pretty buff guy that may or may not be on steroids. Master Chief even w/o his power suit, is a genetically enhanced person, who can do anything Marcus can do ten fold. Sorry, but even if MC didn't have his suit, and it was hand to hand, MC would still win.

  • @LORDcheesyPOOF you are my brother :D

  • gears of war is the best!!!

  • motherfucker forgot energy field

  • master chief is so badass he would stick that assholes crotch and walk away without worry.....and if he tries to roll towards him, well lets just say he was spartan kick that fucker back

  • @teothedemon no he would be cut in half within 5 secs

  • @TheSexyBunneh He wouldnt get cut in half, his armour blocks it.

  • @TheSexyBunneh oooo 5 seconds...but within that time, i will slap your ass and you will stumble back and start all over again!

    while i only need to melee twice and your dead!

  • That was a real duel cuz marcus pwns chefs ass 100000 times

  • @TheSexyBunneh Lol fanboy.

    Because a normal human vs a genitacally bred superhuman with super strenght and reflexes 500 times faster than a normal human..

    nuff said

  • @imbluedaba21 because chief is a too big pussy to fight with normal gear and weapons and his reflexes aren't faster sorry hes just in his pussy ass super suit Gaylo nuthugger

  • @TheSexyBunneh Pussy?

    k im going to teleport you in the middle of a firefight in afganistan and you choose:

    Cheifs armour, or marcuses,.

    hes a pussy lol sure,

    Thats like saying a Ford F150 is faster than a porshe 911 turbo aslong as the porche has no tires.

    Ur a fucking idiot and grow up.Even without armour he would kick marcus's ass.

    Hand to hand no armour no guns.

    Cheif would buttfuck him. Strength,Millitary training,HE WAS KIDNAPED AT THE AGE OF 6 TO BE TRAINED! Faster refleces.

    Grow up

  • @imbluedaba21 still he saws chief in two half with a lancer and still he is a pussy why don't he fight without his super duper armor of course he would get buttfucked by grunts and jackals

  • Lol he cant use a chain saw, its hand to hand.

    And marcus sits ther wile getting buttfucked by locust and wreches.

    Gears sucks and has a retarded story and lacks custom maps, Halo wins :) Also, Master chief wouldn't just stand there, Hes a fucking spartan, Marcus is just some huge bulky ass fuckin' human. Seriously.

  • @imbluedaba21 He is a war hero and don't get killed by wreches he killed them all in the games and it wasn't hand to hand and chief is still a big pussy hiding in a super gay suit and actually gear's story is better than halos halos story aliens attack humans, humans fight back on of course the humans win because its halo of course humanity must prevail because every fucking fanboy would start crying seeing chief dead and gears is manly cutting people in half halo don't pussy main character....

  • @TheSexyBunneh He wasnt a war hero because he kept getting revived by team mates retard. And gears story isnt better, its more retarded. LOL CIVIL WAR = RANDOM ASS ALIENS THAT COME FROM THE GROUND LOLOOLOLOL.

    halos makes more sence: We explore the galixy and find a planet suitible for life. We take it and rebels start to form on it.And a The coveanant attack and we defend out home planet.

    Gears story: there to retarded to stop the civil wars and out of nowhere, randomass things come from nowher

  • @imbluedaba21 I think you played only the first level in gears 2 LOL halo story still is that: Aliens attack, Humans fight for survival AND OF COURSE HUMANITY WINS because every halo fanboy (like you) would start crying for two weeks and commit suicide because chief and humanity died

  • @TheSexyBunneh Ive beet both games on insane...

    He didn't die lol. If you could beet it on legendary and watch after the credits, hes still alive.

    Elites > locust

    Spartans > cogs

  • @imbluedaba21 there's no insane mode on Halo you idiot...

  • @GraphiteGum IF you would stop being a grammer nazi and realize what i ment was higher difficulty then you could grow up and have a dick bigger than 3 inches!.

    Nuff said

  • @TheSexyBunneh Did I say he died of course not because you would cry right now

  • @TheSexyBunneh and the story to gears is still aliens vs humans.... -_-

    don't get me wrong tho, i love halo and gears. <3

  • @TheSexyBunneh No i wouldnt your exact words:would start crying for two weeks and commit suicide because chief and humanity died.

    He didnt die fuckface. You said he did so grow up and admit its a better game. Bigger Multiplayer. More fun Games. 4player coop. More people.

    Lmao ur argument is illogical

  • @imbluedaba21 Did I say he died no you are fucked up xD

  • @TheSexyBunneh you said, BECAUSE CHEIF AND HUMANITY DIED.

    Lol such little kids on the land of youtube

  • @imbluedaba21 U can't understand what I meant xD learn to speak

  • @TheSexyBunneh You didnt say "IF"

    So your argument is still illogical

  • @imbluedaba21 Yea my mistake

  • One Pissed Off Guy (Halo Reach Machinima) MASTER CHEIF USE ARMOR LOCK!!! lol that was old anyways

  • that...sucked...big...heavy...­chicken balls....

  • That....Sucked.

  • @TheMysteryCaseFiles @iwannabethekid34x Serously... YOU BOTH SUCK ASS GO WATH GAYLO VIDEOS AND POST YOUR COMMENTS THERE YOU FAGS!

  • @TheMysteryCaseFiles @iwannabethekid34x You guys are bunch of retards if you think master shit could win this....

  • I hope that everyone on here that keeps saying "the human wouldnt win" i think u all should remember JOHN S-117 IS A FUCKING HUMAN TOO

  • both people are awesome

  • Gears sucks and has a retarded story and lacks custom maps, Halo wins :) Also, Master chief wouldn't just stand there, Hes a fucking spartan, Marcus is just some huge bulky ass fuckin' human. Seriously.

  • @iwannabethekid34x Y know he would lose this video was totally true

  • @iwannabethekid34x gears story is better than failos...

  • @TheSexyBunneh Gears of war doesn't have as much of a large array of weapons as halo. Halo has more games, books, etc,,.. Halo is MORE than just a game, Halo, is one of the forefathers of gaming and deserves a place next to Doom, what created GoW you think? Doom, and Halo. Without halo you wouldn't have GoW, Also, GoW machinima really sucks.

  • @iwannabethekid34x

    yeah master chief will win

    duh spartan

    but

    i like gears better

    its more intense, doesn't have tons of little kids like mw and halo, and its pretty badass gameplay.

    but who care

    microsoft makes money of either title

  • @Forman6 True, But I think the source of all the worst kids is modern warfare (cock of doodie modern gheyfare)

    I've played it, and its TERRIBLE.

  • @iwannabethekid34x oh you forgot some things dere buddy you forget that Bungie is too cheap in Halo 3 and Reach to make the spartans look different also you forget that u can chop ppl to pieces in Gow you blow there heads off and you have giant monsters chasing you so remember gears has more chrapichs to me the halo series should be rated teen cuz all they got is a little blood here and there.

  • i love how ur taking this so offensivly =P

  • @iwannabethekid34x Want to know the difference between Gears of war and Halo? Locusts come from the ground, covenant come from the sky. You can't just say a game sucks because you have a opercular love life with a different game. And guess what, master chief and Marcus are both human.

  • @TheWrathMovies MC's not just human...HE'S SUPER HUMAN LOL. And no, I played gears of war for a long time, I just never thought the singleplayer was as epic and mind catching as halo's.

    Tell me, does GoW have books?

  • @iwannabethekid34x If Marcus took steroids I'm pretty sure.. (Oh wait) Anyway I really enjoyed Gears of Wars campaign and Halo's. But I didn't feel ether one was much better then each others. And yeah, Gears of War has books. And there not as bad as you would think they were.

  • @iwannabethekid34x shut the fuck up gears does not suck i agree on master cheif not standing there but gears does not fucking SUCK!!!

  • @bj12310 Not in your opinion it doesn't, but you can't dictate what my opinion is, and my opinion is that Gears sucks. Deal with it.

  • does anybody know how shit a chainsaw would be in a real war? halo ftw! :P

  • well remember if you played gears 2 they cut themselves out of that HUGE ass bulletproof worm so the lancers, at least i have no doubt, could easily cut through the chiefs shields and armor no problem... GEARS RULES!!!!...yep

  • @deepfriedb8con No the Lancer couldn't do that. But Gears of war is still 100-times better than halo.

  • There's a little thing MC has and it's called SHIELDS.

    Idiot.

  • THAT VIDEO FUCKING RULED! GO GEARS.

  • that sucked.

  • Wow this kid is a stupid fuck... a chainsaw woudnt go threw his armour assfuck

  • @imbluedaba21 so a bullet will but not a chainsaw. makes a lot of sense dumb fuck

  • So your saying a chain saw can cut threw a 3inch pice of titanium? Lol.. And a brass covered pice of lead cant penatrate his armour..,. What makes you think a chiansaw can? Whos the dumbfuck now? Stupid cunt

  • So your saying a chain saw can cut threw a 3inch pice of titanium? Lol.. And a brass covered pice of lead cant penatrate his armour..,. What makes you think a chiansaw can? Whos the dumbfuck now? Stupid cunt.

    Oh and dont forget about shields.

    Think about it. A normal human vs a Genitally breaded superhuman with the strength to flip a tank and shield to top that off. The human would win? So shut up fanboy and back up ur facts..

  • MASTER Chief shoulda had a V8

  • I know most of you may like GoW better, but be realistic. Master Chief has near impenetrable 500 Lb armor, is a bionic super-soilder, with a reaction time 500x faster than an average human.

  • @gryphonprince Thank you! But the book discribes it as 1/2 ton.

  • @imbluedaba21

    Sorry, I always forget a ton is 2000 pounds xD

  • I said HALF, 1/2, by the way :p

  • @imbluedaba21

    I know, and I said 500 pounds, that would be 1/4 of a ton.

    Their armor is 1000 pounds.

  • halo is gay

  • 208 pll r halo-orgasm fags. this is definately how this shit wud have went. marcus is a fuckin badass

  • o.o

  • Btw does gears have vehicles in multiplayer no they don't does halo yes

  • But does gears have forge = Halo rules gear sucks

  • master cheif is a spatan! and marcus is a normal person in armor and a gun

  • LOVE IT 

  • wow you do know MC is probably like ten times stronger then marcus, and his armor is not so easilly broken. I admit gears is fun but still I say Halo all the way

  • gears of war can suck my balls!!!

  • gears of war campaign is way long fun as hell and the diffuculies give a a challenge and online is fun but halo campaign is too short people are only har if on legendary and online is not fun

  • bullshit

  • lmfao

  • you could tell by the amount of thumbs down there are that gears fails to halo, lmfao

  • plz no halo fanboys the world need less of you guys

  • HALO REAAAEAEEEAEEEEAAAAACCCCHHHH

  • @sikskater2 no he wouldn't the chainsaw wouldn't get past master cheifs sheilds and if it did it still would get past the titanuim the makes up his armor

  • @241own Well how come it takes 2 melee's with a 10 pound weapon to kill him with alllllll that armor? And it takes like 6 pistol shots to the head kills him and it's the same with Gears to DOWN our characters don't wear any armour? Weight comparison wise, that's like us getting hit with Styrofoam 2 times and us dieing lol

  • @mkorabik1 because of the spartan's extreme strength. They can flip a tank.

  • @MrRayray1980 well what about the bullet thing? Cog ain't wearing armour and we don'e even die, we just get downed lol

  • that was weird

  • THIS MESSAGE IS FOR EVERYBODY. Okay, first off, Masterchief has 1000 lbs of armour, a raggity ass chainsaw isnt going to cut through pure metal and titanium. Second, Masterchief is trained better than Marcus. Third, who gives two shits about gears of war 3? Marcus is still going to suck dick, its not like hes going to magicaly be awesome. Its going to be the same shitty campaign as the other gears of war. Fourth, im not a nerd at halo, i can just actually understand whats going on in the game.

  • lol FUK IT *chainsaws chief*

  • Dude.... Cheif has a special fiber gel in between his armor, so he can survive in excess of 20,000 degrees Celsius. then, he has a crystalline layer that can only be destroyed by Super, SUPER heated plasma, 3 layers of Grade A metal, a Class 2 titanium helmet, sheilds that absorb 97% of all damage, and he's been training since he was 6 dude!! 6!!!! Plus, he's had all these special augmentations, meaning he has incredible speed, lightining reflexes, etc. The suit increases all that, and an AI.

  • @pwe727 BUT IT CHAINSAWED IT! Pretty sure chainsaw can cut though gel and crystals lol. And just b/c he's been training since he 6 that doesn't make his bones chainsaw resistant lol

  • @mkorabik1 then ur a tart lol. chainsaws can hardly cut through wood. A chain saw is that power full u no. pluse chief has a energy shield. any way go sux cock dud halo is a real mans game,

  • @mkorabik1 actually yes they are causethey are augmented with grade-A quality titanium

  • @mkorabik1 Dude, it's crystal, only crystal can break crystal, smart one.

  • @pwe727 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE PROBABLY THE DUMBEST FUCKING PERSON I'VE EVER MET

  • @mkorabik1 actually I believe you're the dumb one because you've never met him before.

  • @pwe727 Well how come it takes 2 melee's with a 10 pound weapon to kill him with alllllll that armor? And it takes like 6 pistol shots to the head kills him and it's the same with Gears to DOWN our characters don't wear any armour?

  • @mkorabik1 Because Spartans also have near super man strength. and it would be pretty boring, because if they they were real bullets, the shoot out would go on all day, and nobody would get a scratch.

  • halo is gay all you do is get guns walk and kill gears of war is better you get guns hide behind walls, run chainsaw, and the so much modes to play on halo is so unrealistic and gay

  • @chiefinvaderzim so is gears i mean a chainsaw realy halo has a far more expansive story with the books movies games comics thats my opiinion

  • @chiefinvaderzim halo beats gears of whore any day! the story behind gears of war is so fucking stupid, a bunch of fucking little locusts gay fuck eachother and then they turn in to big ugly gay fucks and a bunch of fat fucks who call themselves elites go and fuck the aliens or w/e they are (locusts) then the whole of the gaming world is covered in gears of war gay fucking cum because gears sucks shit and halo shits and cums all over gears of war any day! PWNED ASSHOLE!

  • @TheCrystalClaw really halo is just gay spartains slapping thier dicks together getting gravity hammers and getting swords and halo reach is copying gears of war with excutions and really if you go xbox live the way of dodging on halo is jumping the way on gears is action rolling and hiding behing walls and gears of wars story is way better halo sucks!PWNED SHITBAG!

  • @chiefinvaderzim haha keep telling yourself that fanboy 

  • @goblinglider01 halo is gay to dodge you have to jump you cant even run wtf war is it when you can run or hide behing walls all you do is get guns and shoot in gears you can go around chainsawing people like hell halo is even a mature game its for fags and it should be rated f for fag becaus there is barely any blood and they dont talk gears is better

  • @chiefinvaderzim your gay halo is the best game all who do not cherish it will burn in hell

  • @gruntlover2 your gay even the creator of this video say that gears is better and it is and gears 3 is comming out and it will wip halos ass halo is so unrealistic if you get snyped in the fce you dont even dye what are you talking about halo is gay

  • wow 190 halo fanboys thumbs downed this vid xD Gears of War FTW

  • I just fucked a dog in the ass

  • grav hammer?

  • master cheif will kick Marcus's ass and rape his shit hole anyday and any time and whoever created this vid sucks master cheifs balls

  • @bvue1999 ummmmm no

  • i like halo better!!!

  • wtf master cheif has sheilds and thick armor dude it wouldnt shit marcus has like nothing compared to master chief

  • @blamberth screw you even mario beats master chief halo sucks

  • FUCK MASTER CHIEF GOKU WILL BLAST HIS ASS OFF DIE BITCH DIE GAYLO SUCKS

  • @pantera141000 Uhm....goku..? get the fuck out this video dragon ball fanboy

  • @Devlen68 no i am not a fanboy of dbz it just came out randomly but seriously any character in the world beats the crap out of chief

  • @pantera141000 Not true, Spartans have been trained since the age of 6, and seeing that cheif is the LAST spartan, i say hes a bit of a badass

  • @Devlen68 yea but is stupid when they say FUCK CHIEF IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD HE WILL BEAT ANYONE jaja seriously those looers need to get a life

  • @Devlen68 He's the last Spartan II.

  • halo halo halo halo halo rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yeh and marcis joined the army when he was like 17

  • i agree weith simmscity because ther barely going to hit each other so marcus would cut him