Superman Joke

[CheersMarra]

0:04 Is that an Ass on her head? Put's a new meaning to getting skull-fucked!

[hyped1]

Wow the sound is really bad, not sure if anyone has mentioned it before but it sounds really bad! The joke is great but the audio ruins it. I love family guy but hate bad sound so I cannot click like as much as I'd like to, well due to the sound quality. Other than that, awesome joke, but the video quality is pretty weak but for Gods sake the sound is awful!

[FrisianDude]

I know it's a show but I have to be anal for a bit; 1. Superman's superseed would smash through a condom; any condom he'd use would break.

2. His seed would also kill the lady receptacle.

3. She'd have far more bulge if the foetus is in that stage already. :U

[Zanshinkyo]

@FrisianDude

1) and 2) Mallrats already did covered that, but both comments are invalid, since the impregnation took place while he was without his powers (see Superman II)

3) Obviously the fetus was shown in the stage to make it instantaneously clear to the viewer. Comedy overrides accuracy.

[FrisianDude]

@Zanshinkyo I don't know Mallrats, nor did I know he lost his powers. :P Agreed on 3) though, but I still wanted to be a twat.

[sairaj1]

fuck men!

[RockstarLuvRT]

@sairaj1 I know, that is all that woman know how to do.

[sairaj1]

@RockstarLuvRT then do not go near them if it hurts so bad.

[Greyz174]

ok im gonna say it: nice potato

there now no one else has to

[KennyG881]

This was a deleted scene from Superman Returns

[NavidGhoudsZia]

recorded with youre calculator?

[gudduugr8]

@NavidGhoudsZia nope , potatoe maybe

[Tyrant180]

this is why Batman is the best DC. He would have on his  "Anit-Pregnant Belt"

[burfordboyz2009]

i love it when people flim things with toasters

[VobisPacem]

It took him four months to check for pregnancy? She would've missed a lot of periods by then!

[TheBenjaminVrenko]

U recorded the video with one potatoe, and the voice with 3 different ones?

[jozilife]

was this recorded with a potatoe?

[JSCwrd]

Family Guy meets Jam

[EroticVultures]

good likenesses of chris reeves and margot kidder, one of whom became a handyspazz and died, the other went mad and ran around naked.

[MultiDenis97]

the sound is a shitbomb

[Blah3156]

remove the 'u' in superman

[bundeligafan]

0:11 SHE'S GOT NO BOOBIES

[Idkkeponer1]

@bundeligafan You mean her boobies don't have bones? Gee, i know right? AWKWARDDDDDD!

[Vigilantex7]

Shut the fuck up about the sound!!!

[FlawlessTom]

did you record this with a toaster

[hunterinthebushes97]

He was like O Shit.

Must have been a kryptonite baby

[acavemand]

@ Ray39UK I really hope that's a joke...

[Ray39UK]

You would have thought that someone who works as a writer or animator for Family Guy would know which way up a baby should be inside the womb.

[Adjm21400]

Poor Window. :(

[FreestyleRez]

I think he missed a stage when using the x-ray vision

[Wat000wait0wat]

He's superman. Of cours the condoms going to break

[Darkgeny]

...well i suppose Superman really sound like an alien this time... BAD SOUND

[kawasakih1]

@Darkgeny Yeah Yeah, I know...everybody complains about the sound. I was experimenting with the sound. Somedays, i'm tempted to delete this video because i'm tired of all the "sound" comments!

[KIDNAPXSANDYXCLAWS]

@kawasakih1 DON'T!!!!

[bougabouga]

@kawasakih1 dude , the sound is weird.

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

@kawasakih1 That sounds like a good idea. I'm sorry, it had to be said. c(=

[mbmvcvdpzp]

@BalladOfGales what a cawinkidink!

[bmartinezize]

it sounds wired

[lofthouse23]

love his face at 0:13

[kawasakih1]

@BalladOfGales That is quite a coincidence! I never really thought of it before1

[FanboyRapist]

I love how the creators of family guy, who are all fucking jews, make a HERO, SUPERMAN be an asshole who leaves a girl alone with his child. Family guy: trying to destroy America and sell it to Zionists since 2003. Fucking juice. Like this comment. Spread the word!

[fallenshoesk8r]

holly mother of my geezus. 397 likes on 1 comment. Care to compete good sir?

[ThePsychoSoulwolf]

@fallenshoesk8r That's nothing, on one of FPSRussia's videos there's a comment with over 20,000 thumbs up, but that's kind of understandable because, well... it's FPSRussia (in more ways than one, it was actually also his comment).

[quila001]

@ThePsychoSoulwolf lol if you remember the video mind linking me? I'd like to see that myself!

[ThePsychoSoulwolf]

@quila001 I can't find that specific video, but I found one that's pretty close (kind of). Search Bieber vs. Desert Eagle, one of the top comments is over 13,000 and the other is over 10,000. I'll do a little more searching to try and find the specific video I was talking about.

[ThePsychoSoulwolf]

@quila001 I actually just found it, search DESTROYING MW2... well, it doesn't need to be all caps I just put it like that because the video's name actually IS in all caps. FPSRussia's comment has a little over 26,000 thumbs up. And a second place (still not even close, though) is a comment that has over 18,000 thumbs up, search RC/XD in Real Life. Both of the videos are by FPSRussia, by the way.

[LIPE2539]

what animation program is used in this video?

[kawasakih1]

@LIPE2539 Don't Know...from Family Guy TV Show!

[smileytwistful]

@LIPE2539 what the hell?



[AlyxEsson]

-.-

[christiandoritos]

@BrucedatNigga and there are some crazy psychotic dogs who refuse to wear a condom or insist not to.

[Wirbelmeister91]

superman as charlie harper xD

[Harlequinist]

Why do guys seem to be like that (running away from pregnancies), but at the same time complain they don't get a say in abortion or say the family courts don't favour them with child custody? The real Clark Kent obviously wouldn't fly away :3

[ddberes1031]

@Harlequinist its also family guy :P

[PastoriosMuppetus]

Did you record that with a toaster? :o

[Kainthemain]

thats why you dont have sex until your married. ;)

[christiandoritos]

@Kainthemain OR wear condoms. that option is much better

[Kainthemain]

@christiandoritos i may break my friend,safest option, keep away from the field;),until you own it of course

[extrapressure]

his "super watch" appears and disappears, lol. but i guess he does that with his clothes all the time so who's going to question that logic.

[Aserox]

@BrucedatNigga wouldn't DNA testing disprove that?

[TheNullkillz]

@Aserox Not every man question's it as they don't necessarily know that the woman is a psycho bitch, some men feel guilty and just accept it

[dunkirkassailant]

@TheNullkillz there the dumb ones

[alexgao814]

i want x-ray vision next to teleportation and invisibility

[freddyXDyeah]

Nono, Mista superman not here,

[AhLadHi]

If i crigged some bitch id make her get an abortion because it wouldn b a fair life for the child me bringn it up :L im 2 young n shit, its a serious matter doh :/

[Graverobber94]

i would have asked her to do an abortion

[nicolenellaney]

typical male response......well at least my dad didn't do that. HE'S THE BEST!!!

[Spyfff]

@nicolenellaney

lol, I assume your dad grew up without a dad :D

[nicolenellaney]

@Spyfff no way!!! he was the youngest of 4 kids and his dad loved playing sports with him.......................

so no he didn't grow up without a dad.

[Spyfff]

@nicolenellaney

I was just kidding :P

[666T3mplar]

@nicolenellaney typical male response? You do know the cunt is at fault here right?

[PowerFighter1000]

Superman has a freaking Great Wall of China reparing ability and he doesn't have an abortion ability?

[MsSkullcandy31]

This video is like how most womens lifes are, once the men find out their woman is pregnet they take off. Men are such jerks.

[OrquestaSonDelPuerto]

@MsSkullcandy31 you think men are jerks? its true some dude actually do that, but ive seen several ocations in which the women are already pregnant, and they look for a dude with ''position'' and have sex, and after it they tell him they are pregnant, when the baby was like 2 or 3 months before they even met the man, thats really serious.

sorry for spell, in conclusion yh sucks that men usually do that but women arent saints.

[LordOfNothingreally]

@BrucedatNigga There are also cruel, selfish bastards who are fully aware that they impregnated a woman and then take off as fast as they can (if only we could fly).

The women who do this are looking for safety and protection.

The men who do this are looking to do whatever they want with no consequences or responsibility.

Women get fucked more ways than one. I'm not saying your post isn't true. I'm saying, lets be fair-minded about this and admit men are fucking pigs. Honesty first.

[LAZERAK47V2]

@LordOfNothingreally Ouch my wounded heart! lol not all men are pigs. Ya just need to look elsewhere. Personally, if I found out my friend got pregnant, I'd probably kill the guy who left her (serious)

[TheJothesh2]

@th3Ch0c0Chip The baby just started developing you can't tell someone is pregnant for the first couple months.

[Quomy]

All guys should have that power!

[MrRatchet68]

@Quomy Haha great comment! indeed!!

[th3Ch0c0Chip]

how come she's not fat?!!?!?!?

[nevrest]

Damn, dodged a huge ass bullet

[NGabacho]

que chingon!!!!!

[TeKnO2BaEr]

i cant believe lois would cheat on superman.........

[xxHannah0AlexaXX]

naja...

is englisch..leider..

und das sist vom fehrnsehr gefilmt worden denke ich maa

[xJellystix]

Mr superman no here...

[TheTrueLPLM]

some people wear superman-pajamas...superman wears chuck norris-pajamas

[Yepi69]

nice vid 5*

[sneakykamon]

I wasn't surprised to see this joke when SO MANY PEOPLE HAD SAID WHEN SUPERMAN RETURNS CAME OUT!!

[ShredderJr87]

Someone's afraid of commitment. 

[loner1878]

Is Superman turned on by inner organs or something?

[Ari01]

@BrucedatNigga ugh i hate women like that.....which is why i hate maury and all those other shows like that.....but i cant help but watch them and shake my head at the stupidity of these women. God its depressing sometimes....

[amjwUK]

@BrucedatNigga surely all it would take is a dna test to prove that the child is not his?

[kokoroyer]

Superman to the superrun! 

[elroid]

Wait, Baby + X Ray = Death, right?

[journeyanimation1]

@elroid Supermans' X-Ray isn't radioactive like an x-ray machine is .

[elroid]

@journeyanimation1 So... it's not really X-Ray but Superman X-Ray?

[journeyanimation1]

@elroid yeah you could say that lol . cuz radioactivity powers the x-ray machine .

[chivasmexican]

lmao

[TheCartoonLoon]

and so superman returns begins,

[Tigerman1138]

@BrucedatNigga CVS and other pharmacies now sell the HOME DNA test for testing who's "really the father." Isn't science great?

[guyverdx94]

@Tigerman1138 yep.

[vigo894]

@Zerudah= Yeah, you should see him when he's drunk. Though you probably know that joke.

[porp109]

With these voices, you could expect that they will turn into a car any moment

[TaiChekov]

Should had use the kryptonite condom XD

[jedihunter176]

Abort it with his heat vision!

[kawasakih1]

Happened to a friend of mine...boy, was she surprised when he informed her he'd had a vasectomy years before!

[ezzazen]

@kawasakih1 poor guy.... damm those scapels!

[buddytheoc]

HA! good for him!

[shawallabop]

@kawasakih1 was that the truth? or was he just pulling a fast one, either way nice!

[Pandakun99]

@kawasakih1 Her face must have been priceless.

[marusssja]

@kawasakih1 maybe she didn't know who was the father and decided it was your friend as in her opinion there were higher chances it could be him?

[bryoneill11]

@kawasakih1 mandatory paternity test NOW!!!

[iverie]

@kawasakih1 XD Good man

[GoldDragoon07]

@kawasakih1 That is awesome

[LAHrebirth]

@kawasakih1 billy jean is not my lover...

[filthypoivet]

@kawasakih1 That is brilliant.

[cradleofdeath123]

@kawasakih1 then what happend??

[leoncrazyman07]

they sound like robots lol

[alysluv]

Might be from that cavalcade of cartoons thing.

[JDA0429]

fucked up sound man

[kawasakih1]

oh well, watcha gonna do?

[kittyburger000]

@kawasakih1 Fly through a window!!!

[redryan20000]

@kawasakih1 FUCKING SOUND WAS FUCKING WIERD

[FangRiide]

@kawasakih1 Call Ghost Busters!!!

[caxco93]

@JDA0429 its tv recorded... duh

[Yepi69]

@JDA0429  and? still good

[Spanky00Cheeks]

Superman should have used falcon punch!

[MakubekuUrashima]

solves teen pregnancy

[kawasakih1]

that woulda worked!

[slayerromare]

@kawasakih1 I love you guys, lol!

[Fubukio]

@kawasakih1 The down side is that Lois would die from that too. XD

[Brucebong1]

@kawasakih1 Works every tiem

[stlucianrasta92]

@Spanky00Cheeks FALCON ABORTION!!!!!!

[olly555]

@Spanky00Cheeks Or Falcon Coat Hanger

[KimsCS124]

lol family guy

[PDXCHawk]

I always wondered what this scene would have sounded like in a cave.

[kawasakih1]

Now you know!

[tecklePie]

is this from family guy?

[kawasakih1]

Yes

[tecklePie]

totally can't remember it. pretty sure i've seen all family guy. it's obvious that it is from it though.

[THExPOPEXIX]

ha that dose explane the superman returns back story

[magog1138]

Well, that explains the back-story to Superman Returns...

[JLC31383]

@magog1138 I was thinking this must have been a joke that took place between the Superman movies with Christopher Reeve and the one and only Superman movie with Brandon Routh where he was gone from Earth for five years and later returned realizing Lois Lane had a five-year-old son who turned out to actually be his.

[fuckubuddy69]

LOL awesome

[grant24678]

like the effect....where'd u get it

[1234561234aa]

haha nice!

[dcx1e8908]

haha, love it

[Shoot1ngStar]

lol

[HanziSuperman]

check out his expression at 0.14! hilarious!

[kawasakih1]

That is funny !