Destructoid - Dragon Age Blowjobs! Playstation Phone Really Real! And Assassin's Creed Free DLC!

[xWAFFLEMAN2x]

you never make fun of a guy for wanting to bang samus! >:I

[xXUberRageXx]

duel light saber but the sith control it more

[TheMrbadhatter]

this isnt xplay

[sharpystudio]

The girl is pretty cutie ;)

[broendbyif]

Like her shirt!

[jrickeyklow]

its toooooooooooo long......... thats what she said

[cakestalker]

Don't they proof-read or spellcheck their videos before presenting it to be viewed like 2 million times? "BECUASE" they should!

[cakestalker]

Becuase?

[Rubberbandman529]

Dragon age 2 looks hot. Hottr thn tara, sorry

[TheRealBarnez]

Yeah. Except the game is more like Dragon Age Dryhump.

[RagabashMoon]

Ok, there was nothing like they suggest in DA2. implied maybe but the sex scenes in DA (which they show in this video) were way more than the ones in DA2. In DA2 they kiss then fall back on the bed. End Scene. They don't even get their clothes off before they fall on the bed.

[hooversom]

07:46.

[DarkGamanoid]

meh

[majuejtg]

thumbs up if a japanese sex video of a knife mistake brought u here

[RobertGPack]

this is just so so lack luster

[TacticalCookies]

BJ @ 7:45

[MrBaconhimself]

the thumbnail brought me here

[timebomb45]

dude 7:20-7:35 makes me laugh everytime

[MrYellowChello]

tara looks especially hot in this episode...

[EvilassProductions]

Still to this day I wish I could bang samus...

[DasPirhanha]

@EvilassProductions I can see why.

[killkill123100]

developers....DEVELOPERS... developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers I LOVE MY COMPANY

[LiberalJerseyman]

Hamburger Helper general

[jooonatko]

WHAT THE fuck? first i was watching CTFxC, then i went to skyrim vids, then oblivion, then here???

[Malwen777]

My vagina brought me here...

[Karrigsturn]

@Malwen777 Get back in the kitchen

[GoddessYoga]

The theme song on these videos reminds me of the "bitch got a penis" video...

[stabymcstab5]

Is that a Boba Fett mug? I MUST HAVE THAT

[yellowsands2830]

Awesome!!!!! Like this if u agree...... I thinks its funny the little people in the video fuck eachother

[kilinkrevenge]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again

[Warthog2554]

@kilinkrevenge you are allways in the weird part of youtube XD

[XxXScirishWarLordXxX]

CAKE IS A LIE

[adeb0017]

Dragon Age: Blowjobs should've been the sequal...

[KhainLeader]

7:44 thank me later

[CajunTaco]

I want a Boba Fett muggg!!!! :'(

[titanizor1]

add me kalf49 on skype GIRLS ONLY!!!

[TheLightbulbAssassin]

can i touch you,on your penis XD

[Mcheetah]

Damn. Sure are more virgins than usual, on here. Pretty sad Top Comments, even by YT standards.

I can't believe Saints Row tried to get me to like this crap... I had to sit through a 45 second ad for this???

[YTdesfocado]

meh



[kurtmeiister]

I wouldn't mind a blowjob from that chick ;)

[TaylorPipe1]

Thumb's up, If the Yogscast Brought you here! :D

[assassinscreed62]

I have the same boba fett mug.. I don't know where I got it

[TheLucasshows]

@Charmmuffin me

[banannafreak4eva]

7:44 for what you really came for

[charmmuffin]

who else wanna bang that redheaded girl?

[TheStrange323]

I was going to get this game but i took an arrow to the knee

[starfoxman1]

The dude is douccchhheeee

[8991Joseph]

thumbs up for the boba fett mug !

[mrrapman22]

Like this if you clicked on this for blow jobs

[560pizza]

Lol faked... i though i was gonna get rick rolled XD

[AlphaRay131]

shes hot

[LordMoesepicskilled]

meh....

[pikachu99008]

The game is a lie

[qazwerty33]

the cake isn't a LIE, it's just a TEASE

[MinecraftKSA]

i click it by mistake O_O

[VisionOfWidescreen]

T-Bird's hot..

[MrNintendoguy1]

Thumbs up if you came here cause of the thumbnail.

[poksocks3803]

FUCK YA PHYCONAUTS

[nugster1]

Meh

[Eternyx1]

my penis brought me here .

[straywolf184]

@Eternyx1

XD

[WonStone4]

@Eternyx1

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo

[AndresDude202]

Thumbs uo if you just came here to see Virtual Sex....



[MrKamiShow]

wtfis thisgamehahah!



[jonachen91092]

cake is a LIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!



[baruh443]

dont know about you but im downloading Dragon Age 2...

[MrSupersmiley50]

wow i din't expected that...

[pta451]

guess what word i see two times in assassin? A.S.S!!

[mrfelix54]

oh my gosh that lady is relly hot And She is game PERFECT lady <3 mRRY ME?? :)

[unamalgamation]

TRASH. These two try way too hard

[myscreamoaddicction]

i HAVE THE XPERIA PLAY THUMBS UP

[TheMji88ijmmji]

thumbs up if you were looking for blowjobs?

[friendlydragon49]

@ddsclawz I AM DAVE, YOGNAUGHT

[stupidguy911]

Wow everything the yogscast does about minecraft links to this how perverted imaging a three year old clicking this after watching mo creatures mod

[FlamingmolotovPanda]

meh

[xxxcagriersozxxx]

the thumbnail brought me here. A BIG FAT DISLIKE

[kensterproductionz]

i was watching a minecraft fallout inspired custom map...

why did i click on this anyway :P

[DenimBoyPS3]

fucking no lifers

[Citylife10]

@DenimBoyPS3 You just wanna get in the action.

[stupidguy911]

Why is this linked to shadow if israphel I wonder?

[sketchvands]

click if you came here for 7:45

[ShadowParanoya]

thumbs up if minecraft brought you here :)

[rubinkazan89]

Area18.in <<<<< SEX GAME 200 GAME

[Jimom97]

wtf is this? i got from minecraft

[Jimom97]

wtf is this?

[jehen15]

Thank you sly finnaly someone agrees

[slyfox2pbat]

how the hell does this relate to grenny bacons funeral?

[renouchia]

Wow this is stupid

[ThePC007]

Wtf Ive got a friend called Tim Schaffer! I swear!

[Rayes101]

How did I get here from the yogscast minecraft series?

[TheTorbjoern]

max is so false....

[TheKimJoel]

I felt like this was meant to be funny or something.

[PeadophileBeard]

Fuck this im going to motherless now

[ApocalypticWaffles]

I like her shirt because it makes fun of stupid people's grammar errors c;

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

brutal legend FTW

[x8xSENTINELx8x]

No humor in gears.

Baird takes care of 90% of it...

Yeah. (sarcasm)

[19deaththekid]

Got here from minecraft :S

[EagleEffect]

i got here becuz of minecraft

[Masterstrikeful]

I did man you need to up your selfs and my friends no a lot but never never herd of you ...... Cool

[KABOOOOOM57]

who came here 2 see girls have sex

[OmniSky]

Hey Destructoid, thanks for stealing my video and not give me any credit for 7:57 - 8:03. Even use it as a thumbnail picture to get more views and money. Good job...

[deltaop1reload]

@OmniSky sue them...bring the whole YT Copyright team on them....

[dancq11]

like this if you think this show suck

[jordanjor867]

thumbs up if ur watching this is 1981

[MrGladiator98]

Yogscast led me here!

[DeeBaby575]

SHUT UP ABOUT GEARS OF WAR ITS AWSOME

[SnipeForCookies]

@b4107 last time I checked ps3 doesnt get games and dlc for free...

[b4107]

@SnipeForCookies haha i meant like playing online and shit :P

[benos]

Came for the thumbnail and stayed.

[r0d014]

aww thumbnails... you always know how to get my attention

[randomness26778]

why is this related to minecraft

[Mrcreeperkillerowns]

really own a wii fuck it there are a lot of people having a wii

[NukeIraq1]

wow american tv presenters are retarded

[william69952]

i love... blowjobs....

[Destructoid789]

Anything i come up with is never original. Now theres a show mocking my un-original account name. Anywhere you go, if someones name is destructoid789 is me. Now, it seems thats not the case.

[857gamer]

what the is wrong with you sony? i ask that everytime i see a Penis Sucker 3

[iop7535]

WE WANT YOGSCAST (or minecraft, whatever)

[crouch267]

what the hell gears of war rocks u stupid fukin bitch go screw urself terra wong

[KaylenCraft]

@LLS12341

Cause the yogscast is sexy. LOL

[ahmednemooo]

that girl has a nice shirt ;3

[kylekrb1]

>2011

>No nudes implemented in vanilla video games

>force modders to work extra hard creating a shitty version of what developers should get over with

[spencerandtaylorful]

Same

[s0yb3an]

Same

[ddsclawz]

i got here from the yogscast ;)

[JJRgamers]

@ddsclawz SAME

[C0m4t4rmsH4ck3r]

I really should start watching Minecraft videos more.

[PradoGoneCrazy]

@jakester1998 same...

[jcbgalati300]

how did i get from minecraft to this

[A3rcial]

07:40 short bj

[biffigabill]

if you came here for the tittle you can skip tp 07:30

[erifgard]

@jimmer42488 u forgot to count the word destructoid

[SWI0001]

WHAT MEN GIVIN IT TO EACHOTHER...FUCKIN' QUEERS ARE TAKING OVER THE PLANET!

[erifgard]

you know, whats funny is that half you pervs out there clicked on the video because of the 4th word.....

[Jimmer42488]

@erifgard playstation?

[MeAndUrSisMadeU]

meh... hahah

[FlyEnuff4strFall]

where the hell is the blowjob xD?

[rozonoazolo]

fuck this

[Garcoly]

Women don't watch football >:(

[jakester1998]

i got here frm Minecraft videos...wdf?!

[joomuffin1]

@jakester1998 lol me to

[Tribune1983]

@jakester1998 Me too :D

[cowtalk26]

@jakester1998 your lucky; i got here by my penis.

[jakester1998]

@cowtalk26 cool story bro.....it takes skills to do that!XDD

[kayne359]

@jakester1998 same

[coreypuma]

@jakester1998 dude me too!!!

[b4107]

@jakester1998 me too... WHY WOULD I CLICK THIS!? because it said assassins creed DLC

[fireblad900]

@jakester1998 i know right!

[TheXboxer2011]

@jakester1998 BlueXephos?

[Mansellxx]

@jakester1998 Same :)

[BananaNaught]

@MessageWarning Fuck off, I'm an athiest, don't preach your bullshit on youtube you cunt.

[SuperJuggalo247]

@BananaNaught well dont bring ur transexual hiv and aids on her u bich also u should get ur homosexual tenedys checked befor deveopling an opinan fag

[UltraMegaSuperPhil]

Why is this video related in almost every Yogscast Minecraft episode?

[Numbers31415]

My aunt works with epic games

[parkour987034]

i think everyone here clicked this because of the thumbnail

[KACTUSHUNTER]

The Comedy Button brought me here

[TheRoboticMuffin]

I got here by totalbiscuit playing magicka

[WeAreAirborne]

4:50 typo "becuase"

[ImagoCanis]

She has boobs... O___O

[Raleford]

Gears takes itself too seriously? Those games' dialogue are pretty much all quips and they're pretty easter-egged out.

[kevslf1]

No blowjobs...bye

[eggchaser1997]

id be her fan:) shes actually quite fit

[ROTNRatedRSuperstar1]

thumbs up if u skip to part with dragon age

[SpockCraft]

Bitch GoW is supposed to be a serious game I mean for fuck sake why would there be comedy in a game about war, you don't see comedy in CoD nobody is complaining about that think about it bitch