11-24-2005 Listening to "Alice's Restaurant" (Part One)

[scottyblades666]

This "song" is absolutely horrible!!!!... It sounds like the ramblings of a fucking retard.

[dsriggs]

Hap E. Fanksgivan!

[xg4bx]

too bad they didn't share a bell tower with charles whitman

[silentdreamer211]

how can someone memorize this song. i have a friend at school who will sing this in homeroom. he can get the pitch and everything, he's just missing the guitar.

[suckmycod]

This really is a stupid fucking song......damn aggrivating

[sinachai]

rick rolled by jerks

[jimfitzart]

Not very good fake laughter. Need to develop better fake laughter.

Dumbing it down? Lamed brained, not...tame brained more like it.

They'd be better off if they just used a laugh machine. Benumbed!

[Aviationant314]

Idiots.

[Kitchinsink3]

How dare these well-known radio personalities who make a living voicing their opinions voice their opinions!

[bigdroz1982]

24 liked, 24 hated. Not often you find a population equally divided into assholes and non-assholes

[xenophonon123]

beavis and butthead are more funny than you two loser guys. Plus, they both talk out of their noses (and obviously, just like you two untalented, clowns), out of their asses.

Christ. Save us from assho/es like you clucks. Radio in Michigan sucks just cuz of you two morons.

[xenophonon123]

yeah, it's old school. It was and still is a cool song. it has value to many of us over 50 years of age. And it is written and performed by Arlo Guthrie- who, has sincerity, conviction, and talent and American legacy which we can all be proud of.

Now- can you name any one of these assho/e DJs who put him down? They have seriously, No class, no style, no kidding.

[CinemaBiohazard]

@xenophonon123 I think the rage that comes from the mocking is because it's a radio staple. Especially here in Michigan where you can still hear it every Thanksgiving. Despite it's cultural importance, O&A probably are sick of it because they have to hear it over and over again. I don't think Arlo would mind since his place in history is assured.

[RazzleDazzle9410]

@xenophonon123 No one knows who Guthrie is today. Sorry dude but this song sucks pretty hard.

[Dominik19Z]

they are sooooooo stupid !

[RevLDBradshaw]

These idiots must be from the Lone Star State. They idolize MORONS in Texas, donchaknow?

[TheMusicHistorian]

These guys suck.

They are simply jealous at Arlo Guthrie's talent, these DJs are just a bunch a losers.

[spacepatrolman]

@TheMusicHistorian What do they think this is mystery science theater they used to ruin movies if it wasnt for records like this their father would have been killed in nam arlo did a benefit song and performance video for a radio station that was a victim of a terror bombing

[DoubleAgentMaki]

@spacepatrolman OMG, that is great to compare O & A and MST. I applaud, you sir. It's the exact same thing.

[gunsnNhellsing]

oh my god,you faggots need to stop living

[MrRichbarnes]

its pretty mess up.

[raymarkhamyarsongs]

you guys are a bunch of faggot fucks. this song is great and many people love it you metrosexual douchebag QUEERS! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[brigittedecourdray]

God I hate DJ's ... buncha f'n morons.

[shuggwhite]

u suck this is a great song I grew up with

[diotchf9]

i hope you guys die and get hit with a an aids tree. assholes

[stegokitty]

Opie & Anthony are idiots.

Their minds are so warped, that they're incapable of appreciating simple and subtle humour.

[ivdbest3ver10]

@stegokitty omg are u and arlo guthrie cunts!!!him for writing this garbage and u for actually trying to see any trace of humor in his fucking ramblings... omg this song is torture fuck waterboarding !!!but o&a actually make the shit tolerable...

[stegokitty]

@ivdbest3ver10 - Hopefully the Lord will have mercy up the remainder of the human race (which hasn't sunk to the level of ignorance in which you presently swim) and render you and your ilk sterile, thereby ensuring no further ignorant, knuckle-dragging rubes proceed from your loins.

[ivdbest3ver10]

@stegokitty being sterile would be fucking awesome ...fuck kids and u.....u seem like a man that gets no pussy is that y u throw the hope of sterility at me (so i can be just as miserable as u)?? who the fuck are u to call me ignorant u dont know me..u fat faggot ....and i can tell a lot about u in ur fucking little pussy way that u write....dude ill give u a wee bit of advice look smoke a joint and enjoy life ....u lose ...

[calvojmonte47]

IT might be you will never know.

[calvojmonte47]

The guys that are commenting on this song YOU SUCK SHIT! THIS IS A GREAT SONG YOU ALLLLL SUUUUUUUCK!

[HeroPrinnyDood]

@calvojmonte47 Arlo Guthrie? that you?

[calvojmonte47]

The guys that are commenting on this song YOU SUCK SHIT!

[Superman5000The]

I looked this song up - it was made in 1969. 1969! Jesus Christ - I wanna issue an extra violent Fatwa on the people who actually enjoy this and shit on the stuff that's new and more pleasing to the ear nowadays than someone rambling like a lunatic about the most mundane things ever.

[turtelyturtleclub]

its simple humour

doesn't need to be about sex, murder, discrimination,etc

[cewcma1]

Have you every read a book called "The Ugly American" written by Eugene Burdick and William Lederer? You fit the profile. Shame on you.

[diotchf9]

what stupid idiot people u are. shut the eff up . u ruined a good song. u children. have fun doin it to more . a holes

[Lennonimage]

STFU people want to listen to the song not your idiotic comments.

[WannaBeADrummur17]

Thanks for ruining a great song, assholes.

[andieslandies]

Yeah, thanks so much for improving this masterpiece with your pointless commentary and pubescent chuckling...

[RoyFive]

Arlo is blessed with a dry, unpretentious humor. He didn't have to be Robin Williams to be a riot. That's what makes it so funny. And besides, Arlo, like Woody, was a great singer/songwriter.

[Shackamaxon]

They ruined it

[pixiedust3232]

this is stupid their idiots.

[youwildman]

yeah, the boys are sitting around drinking their vinegar and water cocktails! I'd kill an audience like that--a room full of preteen douches with tiny hard-ons. "You were given everything, rode at the head of the parade--and yet, saw nothing."

[youwildman]

yeah, the boys are sitting around drinking their vinegar and water cocktails! I'd kill an audience like that--a room full of preteen douches with tiny hard-ons. "You were given everything, rode at the head of the parade--and yet, saw nothing."

[youwildman]

yeah, the boys are sitting around drinking their vinegar and water cocktails! "You were given everything, rode at the head of the parade--and yet, saw nothing."

[youwildman]

what a great douche that is--I would kill that douche!

[anniefox40]

You guys are dopes. You must be too young to remember when this song first came out. Had quite an impact. Just because you aren't familiar with something doesn't mean it's worth mocking. What mean-hearted people you are!

[bsartist]

@anniefox40 Perhaps you're too old to realize that the world has passed you by, while you clutch desperately at things like this song as avatars your long since faded youth. And don't get me started on this whole self-congratulatory complex that baby-boomers seem to have about themselves, liking to think they made much more of a difference than was actually the case.

[bsartist]

@bsartist *avatars of*

[anniefox40]

@bsartist hahahahaha! thanks for the laugh today :-)

[NeroTheAtheist]

Well that was fucking horrible.

[rjworks13]

Yeah, your Idiots... bunch of fucking pisspots

[rustyATV]

0:55 - ....and now to find a recording that dipshits haven't fucked up.

[Otacon144]

SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

[martdelcat]

@Otacon144

Yes I agree, They Need To...STFU!!!!

[powderbank]

So take a minute to think about the contribution these artists have made (ask any musician today with a drop of talent) and then take a look at Opie & Anthonie, both of whom I have NEVER even heard of... and let's think about who should be critcal of who?

[ajbguy03]

Ok a couple of things of note, 1) I don't think a single thing in the world would have changed had this douche ever written Alice's Restaurant 2) You spelled Anthony wrong which makes you stupid and discredits you from anything you have to say 3) If you don't like Opie and Anthony then change the channel or don't click on any of their videos 4) Your comparing a artist to a couple of radio show hosts, which has no comparison at all so I think O and A have every right to be critical of this song

[ivdbest3ver10]

@powderbank oooohhh shut up u stupid cu.nt!!! o&a have thousands and thousands of fans and the guy singing this is a fucking dead bore fuck him and u(silly goose)!!

[anicks01]

these dipshits should've just shut the hell up and basked in the awesomeness of this song.

[protuberance]

Awesomeness?

[Tulkastaldo]

Alice's Restaurant rocks, who cares what these dudes say.