The Nerdiest Joke of All Time

[GreekWarrior21]

there were 2 polyonyms talking to each other

one asks the other what are your roots?

and the other responded i'm 1/3 10 and 2/3 -5(LOL get it it's roots are +or- 3.3333333333333)

[ByabyaChannel]

funny shit

[Neoli2300]

fallout 3?

[usernameclassifeid]

Oh...That's clever...

[CleanSweaper]

Nerdiest i can come up with:

e and e^x where out walking when they suddenly saw a differential operator. e ofcourse got scared and said:

- Don't let him see me! He'll derivate me so i become 0 and dissappear.

e^x calmed his friend:

- He can derivate me as much as he wants, i'll still say the same. Let me talk to him:

- Hey! My name is e^x, what is yours?

- dy/df

[doomviolence]

haha i heard the same joke on fallout 3 ;)

[DarAndKev]

i knew this 1 and lol nuff said , just LOL uu wont know what my lol is referring to ill let u think about it ......lol

[Nikki1234300]

Why did the cat fall off the roof?

Because he lost his mu.

XD .. (mew=sound cats make, mu=coeff of friction)

[TKTRiseAgainst]

Lol I heard that on fallout 3 X)

[deadpurple7]

nerds are sooo cute i just wanna poke em with a stick :D

[leeham991]

That is seriously bad....

Thats almost as bad as the jokes my dad keeps telling.

[TheHolyone111]

Stephen Hawking: haha...you make me laugh.....haha that makes me want to cry........haha XOmnuverse you are so funny all these haters can go jump in some H2O....for you stupid people that is water look it up you retard...haha keep up the good work

[HigherLevelEntity]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

[666pacs]

the nerdiest joke is you.

[OMFGZOMGWTFNAMES]

What do you get when you remove all of the carbon atoms in a benzene ring and replace them with iron?

A Ferrous wheel ; )

[Hammerhand0]

What do you call a tin apple?

A Snapple!!

[NoSaysHello]

You are the nerdiest joke ever!

[ZoloftSmoothie]

hahaha so lame

[BholeViolater]

That joke was terrible, yet awesome

[ThePythagoran]

how bout this? Heisenberg is driving down the freeway and gets pulled over by a cop. Cop says "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "no, but i knew where I was."

[Islandbratha]

hahahahahaha... hahahahaha

[gaaraohye]

Its funny just cause Jesus said it.

[fallingstarblues]

" Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive. "

So, the proper rendition of the joke is above.

If I may note, a HYDROGEN atom only has one electron, but if it loses it, the structure of which makes it a 'true' hydrogen atom would be relinquished.

I just feel that those watching should know the proper science as well as they can.

:-P

[FreeInquisition]

You're right hydrogen can't be an ion, only a proton, if that happens... It's more a chemistry jokes as well... Science FTW

[colinprprpr]

It can act as H+ in acids

[Hamhark98]

That is in Fallout 3.

[MysterySkater4]

win

[xXPunkyXMonkeyXx]

omg i got itO_O

[guitaristcdc002]

sssssssssss oooooooooooooooooo

[TJ5897]

lawl im in the 7th well after this summer in the 8th but i wuold have got this if i was in the 6th grade

[some12b4]

ha hahaha HA this made my day. Im stealing it hahahahaha

[xRDAVx]

This guy thinks he's so smart, yet when I watch his videos I realize that he goes on and on about one thing. He never makes a clear statement and now with this joke it proves that he thinks he is the nerdy/smart type, he looks like a nerd but he is definitely not smart. Anyone who passed the 10th grade gets this joke.

[some12b4]

i didnt pass 10th grade and i got it. Plus looking like a nerd is half the battle. You have much to learn grasshopper...;)

[xRDAVx]

The 10th grade thing was a joke dude. My point was that he thinks by saying this joke that he seems smart, but really anyone can get this joke.

[some12b4]

I know cuz i got it! he could b smart. Maby even one of those savant types and can do really cool shit like paint paris on the walls of a room with only one fly over. We just dont know ;)

[ShellRedrabbit]

I got it, am I a nerd? Probably. :P

[jaakkome]

So if you've done a bit of highschool you're considered a nerd?

[lilmandeno]

Im not just sure, im HIV positive :D

[4EyedLabGeek1]

Can't leave without admitting I'm using this as my next pick-up line ice-breaker (yeah, I'm a dork-f*ck you).

Ha ha. Thanks, XOmniverse.

[thericky1]

SHIT i got it, i'm guess i'm officially a nerd.

[prh1777]

rotflol

[jajack33]

lol

[xxxDeadheartxxx]

I knew this joke before you even finished "hydrogen", HAHA! My chemistry teacher would say this one all the time.

[rockerckick613]

@xxxDeadheartxxx me 2!!!! that guy should get a life he's fat and a nerd!

[anthony021417]

hahaha....ur funny...ugh!

[MatthewLeee]

White, nerdy, and funny.

[LeoricRozen]

sad part is that i actually got it :(

[Shadow26776]

its very sad

and it happened to me too lol

[BWF89]

lawl

[sestoft]

that was nerdy :P but screw that I liked it XD SCIENCE ROCKS!

[tomgesch]

fat fucking idiot.

[x0thepaperheart0x]

llooollll haha

i get it

[meyouanushole]

I know nerdier jokes

[AmberNightwolf]

Oh that was such a bad joke, worse than the ones I come up with. But at least the title of your video wasn't miseading.

[depenis]

good lord i had to look up wat the hell ur talkin bout to get that

[Johal523]

Pft that is the nerdiest joke of all time.

[Maxicolly]

Thatw as so nerdy, but still funny.

[theroachyjay]

I love it... Thats brilliant.

[tskaface]

no to impressed, i prefer the joke my girlfreidns mate came up with invovling dancing trigometric functions.... or maybe the joke of the kittens on teh roof... although thats porably just personal bad taste.