My last comment: I was referring to both medias. And no, we're not hurting civillians. You're just falling for what the media wants you to think. We aren't trying to "rule the iraqis". We are in the Middle East to kill terrorists (fact refer to event of 9/11/01 if you doubt me). You are stating your opinion. A very unknowledgeable and worthless opinion. You jump to conclusions based off of what you hear from the media. I hope you learned from this conversation as this has strengthened my views.
@MrTubewhacker Capitalist America is the reason you can be a computer queer in your mother's basement. Every invention your pussy ass takes for granted was courtesy of Capitalist America.
@alntruisrtbredford In the Middle East, people are idiots and have nothing better to do then to hate the USA. So fuck you buddy..and learn some real facts.
@OurGloriousVictory in the usa people are even more of idiots and have nothing better to do then to go to mac donalds and get fat ps: i'm not racist there are official statistics that say that america has the fattest and dumbest people in the world i'm not racist i'm just stating out facts
In America, you do your homework.
In Soviet Russia, homework does you.
MythicalGryphon1 1 day ago
1:57 Hilter: "In Soviet Russia my ass!"
me: In Soviet Russia, your ass!
mjg01906 4 days ago
in soviet russia hitler watches this video 7000 tmes daily
19snapy 4 days ago
ure an idiot HE IS A NAZI WHO KILLED AND CONQUERED POLAND,AUSRIA ETC
hes dead..
19snapy 4 days ago
Wow This Hitler guy is great Where does he live?
XXStickFigure 1 week ago
Does he ever smile
He is gonna die a grumpy old man
tean2269 1 week ago
In soviet Russia, In Nazi Germany jokes are funny
MuzzaFuzzaMini 1 week ago
Oh, I look at these jokes just like the Hitler.
soft3485 1 week ago
In Soviet Russia, THIS IS SPARTA!!!
ILOVEHORSHES1234 2 weeks ago
In modern Russia ,that rules act too
quattrohunter 2 weeks ago
these videos never work for me... i understand german
bleachfan2709 3 weeks ago
@bleachfan2709 This isn't German? Damn, I didn't know that.
TboneIsRogue 1 week ago
this clip is useless if you understand German ..
GiveMeABloodyUser 3 weeks ago
in soviet russia you actually know what Hitler is saying!
Heeleos 1 month ago
When you Know what he really is saying it's 3times funnier ;)
Reystacker 1 month ago
the downfall parody is the only meme that can be modified to stay up to date therefore it will last a very long time
JBnotthescotch 1 month ago
in soviet russia the toilet pees on YOU
SniperXSwAgg 1 month ago
In soviet russia you get old before joke.
skapunkno1 1 month ago 8
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes YOU!!
MrKjanssen 1 month ago 3
which scene is this?
ps3gameboy 1 month ago
@ps3gameboy Hitler is informed (not the one with FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!) it's the one that Goring betrays Hitler
SSHimmlerHeinrich 1 month ago
In Soviet Russia, comments thumbs up YOU!
theblacksheep1000 1 month ago 2
in soviet russia, animals hunt you!
kylestyle97 1 month ago
Bormann-sized subtitles. :)
mfaizsyahmi 1 month ago
i agree with hitler i hate those jokes :p
SovietUnion100 1 month ago
This should be remade with arrow to the knee :D
Hillosinappi 1 month ago
In soviet russia, you still lost the game
snowboarder12050 1 month ago
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in soviet russia, arrow takes you to the knee
videoben9 1 month ago
lol russia jokes just suck
Kominex 1 month ago
In Soviet Russia, Hitler still doesn't get these jokes.
SilverFangOtaku 1 month ago
In Soviet Russia, Stalin obeys you!
lysseremoni23 2 months ago
Heil Hitler!
Mbdirect1 2 months ago
@Mbdirect1 boah TOLL!
MrHaifleisch 2 months ago
Heil Hitler!
Mbdirect1 2 months ago
in soviet russia, russia soviates you.
MadAboutAltonTowers 2 months ago
In Soviet Russia everyone is gay
dirtykeskin 2 months ago
In Soviet Russia sentry builds you
bberanek78956 2 months ago
in england we dont make shit jokes
TheDAVO58 2 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, in sovjet russia poem writes YOU!!!
MrDavintsi 2 months ago
in soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!
aaziz0812 2 months ago
In nazi germany jews holocaust you!!!!
kerojis 2 months ago
Was the sputnik even around in ww2? lol
bamazudi 2 months ago
In America, Soviet Russia jokes are to awesome for us.
Neonflowful 2 months ago
@Neonflowful not funny
JayBrew391 2 months ago
in soviet russia president assinates u
Gigabyte207 2 months ago
In Nazi Germany
Jews holocost nazis
dima25596 2 months ago
what movie is this????!!!!
Masquerade41Gaming 2 months ago
Y U NO funny when you speak german??
SuperMaexle123 2 months ago
lol this doesnt make any sense if u speak german :D
VVV950 2 months ago
in soviet russia, pigeons feed YOU!!
XXXprisonguardXXX 2 months ago
Hey hitler in soviet Russia the Jew kills you
SuperLegokill 2 months ago
where can u get the original video for this?
glambdillman 2 months ago
Those jokes are really stupid, Hitler is right :)))
MrLighter04 3 months ago
HAHA in soviet russia Fegelein blames you xD
kappater 3 months ago
what movie is this
themaskedman083 3 months ago
In soviet russia we have won the..........(head chopped off)
Thecre3per 3 months ago
In Soviet Russia, you entertain "Uprise" parodies.
mphello 3 months ago
not funny
dirtoff99 3 months ago
In soviet Russia you arrest cop
warzone520 3 months ago
Looool!
VtochkaGtochka 3 months ago
Hitler's right about that kind of joke.
4ingP 3 months ago
in soviet russia it doesnt blend
snipe2531 3 months ago
In Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia jokes are bad
ThePinkMamaLuigi 3 months ago 19
In soviet russia, youtube website become porn website.
CraigTylorA7X 3 months ago
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In Soviet Russia, jokes are not racist!
darklordfry 3 months ago
in Soviet Russia, Nazi bastards are from Aldebaran
JustSomePerson888 3 months ago
in Soviet Russia, antics deal you
JustSomePerson888 3 months ago
in Soviet Russia, war on 2 fronts fights you
JustSomePerson888 3 months ago
Hitler sucks, everyone knows RWJ made those jokes
christiandoritos 3 months ago
In soviet russia they make "In U.S.A"-jokes
onlymassiss 3 months ago
not funny, I know what they say T_T
BeBeAyumiReturns 3 months ago
LOL
87earth 4 months ago
In motha russia muscles grow you
killerkids657 4 months ago
@EWEwrestling25 richthofen died in ww1 this movie is about ww2
n4m3z0r 4 months ago
Hitler has decapitation issues...
Antimanele104 4 months ago
In soviet Russia Potatoes peel YOU!
snakedeadly 4 months ago
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in nazi germany, they kill you!!!
RMX50 4 months ago
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narutofreak12312312 4 months ago
In nazi germany people laugh from soviet russia jokes.
Soldatik 4 months ago
in soviet Russia YouTube clip takes you down
Msxander99 4 months ago
I nealy lol'd at that one
mmeikol 4 months ago
In Soviet Russia
Sinbad is funny
tean2269 4 months ago
In Branson Mo.
Yakov Smirnoff is funny.
tean2269 4 months ago
man those subtitle are so damn fast lol
tony7865 4 months ago
in soviet russia,hitler makes funny videos about you
plantleg 4 months ago 47
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@plantleg IN "CAPITALIST" AMERICA BANK ROBS YOU
shutthefuckuploser 3 months ago
@plantleg In Capitalist America, you drive the car!
ps3guy201 2 months ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet russia
Poem writes you
bjerr1ng 4 months ago
in soviet russia comment posts you!
WutTheFail 4 months ago
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris Still kicks ass
mrbryanbeach 4 months ago
Thumbs up if that skinny guy looks like dr. Ritchofen from black ops. Thumbs down if your in soveit Russia.
ThePlanZero 4 months ago
Does anyone actually know what he's saying?
borefonme 5 months ago
@borefonme lol yeah XD when you actually speak german all these videos seem so ridicoulus xD
yb92AFCA 4 months ago 24
wie heist der film
Hostmigrastionator 3 months ago
@Hostmigrastionator der untergang ;)
yb92AFCA 3 months ago
in nazi germany...
Benchiladas 5 months ago
My last comment: I was referring to both medias. And no, we're not hurting civillians. You're just falling for what the media wants you to think. We aren't trying to "rule the iraqis". We are in the Middle East to kill terrorists (fact refer to event of 9/11/01 if you doubt me). You are stating your opinion. A very unknowledgeable and worthless opinion. You jump to conclusions based off of what you hear from the media. I hope you learned from this conversation as this has strengthened my views.
OurGloriousVictory 5 months ago
did anyone else have to rewind it to see what the captions said?
SectorRhyme 5 months ago
@SectorRhyme yep, i did
xyAKMxy 5 months ago
В Америке Николай Белинского трезв.
skinnyfreak1022 5 months ago
In Capitalist America Nikolai Belinski is sober.
skinnyfreak1022 5 months ago
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skinnyfreak1022 5 months ago
BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA. THUMBS UP IF YOU DO. IF NOT.. Почему вы говорите, нет? Вы станете единым с матушки-России ...
HaIibeI 5 months ago 2
In capitalist America Soviet russia is gay
RUPERTDOUGLAS90 5 months ago
HITLER: I HATE THOSE FUCKING JOKES!
ME:in soviet Russia, jokes hate YOU.
BuzzWyl 5 months ago 2
i love in soviet russia jokes, but the ones these guys said sucked balls.
syngar99 5 months ago
Fegelein blames you
Fuck I laughed.
onarass 5 months ago
By the way the jokes were based on anti-communist RUSSIAN propaganda.
Zadamanim 5 months ago
In Soviet Russia, hitler lost.
Zadamanim 5 months ago
I have a feeling that Hitler did not enjoy these jokes.
SacredDestruction 5 months ago
In Soviet Russia, N and R are written backwards, H makes the 'n' sound, P makes the 'r' sound, and B makes the 'v' sound.
TOP THAT
dEndiProductions 5 months ago
This is wrong -_-
Shadower619 5 months ago
In Soviet Russia, Hitler likes In soviet Russia jokes.
14sJakeB190 5 months ago
In soviet russia jokes are made by a russian so everybody stfu right now!
TheMikhaelLaw 5 months ago
In Soviet Russia porn watches you...lol
MrPetersonic100 5 months ago
PS In Soviet Russia, parody flip you so you not taken down by YouTube!
evilrobottolhurst 5 months ago 32
In Soviet Russia, war lose Hitler in bunker. Anyone see him?
In Soviet Russia, Lübeck come to Himmler.
In Soviet Russia, der Führer ist der Führer (this being the exact reverse of Burgdorf's insightful observation).
In Soviet Russia, cupboard hide in author.
evilrobottolhurst 5 months ago 2
You know that this is something totaly different in german...do you?
lordwaffel33 6 months ago
@lordwaffel33 In Soviet Russia, parody subtitles are accurate!
evilrobottolhurst 5 months ago
In Soviet Russia, toilet use you.
XxnextgenconsolexX 6 months ago
In Soviet Russia, shit eats Americans.
iKyyLe 6 months ago
yakov smirnoff would be turning in his grave if he knew about all these lame attempts at "in soviet russia" jokes.
chadd990 6 months ago 2
in soviet russia the jews kill the gas
gamelishco 6 months ago
"IN SOVIET RUSSIA MY ASS!" LOL
diegodaudt 6 months ago
In turkey, kebabs eat you!
steakyum2 6 months ago
In Soviet Russia ''In Soviet Russia Jokes'' laugh at you!
pkkwokpkkwok 6 months ago
Sputnik was launched 12 years after WWII. How they know what it is?
Legofattythatfarted 6 months ago
In Soviet Russia, the plane flies you. XD
Legofattythatfarted 6 months ago
Most of these "in Soviet Russia" jokes weren't correct.
DickFiguresHD 6 months ago
in soviet russia, jokes kill you!
darkshredder95 6 months ago
In Soviet Russia, Hitler owns your ass.
Harogrim 6 months ago
In capitalist America, bank robs you.
MrTubewhacker 6 months ago 112
@MrTubewhacker its funny cause its true
Ramifaction 6 months ago
@MrTubewhacker Holy space core balls... That was... well said. Made me warm inside...Because its true...and people know the truth.
cmdlord 5 months ago
@MrTubewhacker Capitalist America is the reason you can be a computer queer in your mother's basement. Every invention your pussy ass takes for granted was courtesy of Capitalist America.
MrDeerWizard 4 months ago
@MrDeerWizard - with some alien and project paperclip and ancient vedic vimana & astrology science thrown in
JustSomePerson888 3 months ago
I agree with Hitler.
WonkyTonkBotty 6 months ago
oh no hes gunna chop my head off because in soviet russia....
mattylikespie115 6 months ago
In capitalist America, we make "in Soviet Russia" jokes.
Wishyut 6 months ago
If you're a communist in capitalist america, you'e automatically risen the red flag
TheKatao 6 months ago
In soviet russia minecraft isnt blocky....
daniszen 6 months ago
In Great Britian We Don't Welcome Immigrants
PreZeRKa 7 months ago
@PreZeRKa he he he if only the government thought that way
mattylikespie115 6 months ago
In Saudi Arabia, jokes could get you killed!
ArguriosRS 7 months ago
this is FAAAKE they dont talk about in soviet russia jokes
Rhoideridge 7 months ago
this is why the russians invaded hitler and forced him to commit suicide.. dont be dissing my comrades.
in soviet russia video rates you!
RussiasNumber1 7 months ago
in soviet russia, oh wait, soviet russia doesn't exist anymore
edensdarkpoet 7 months ago
In Soviet Russia bank robs you!
In Capitalist America bank STILL robs you!
Ericthebearjew1 7 months ago
In Soviet Russia, Law break YOU!
but in Capitalilt America, bank rob YOU!
the only thing I really hate about America...
heliosis01 7 months ago
in soviat russa hitla still gay
coleman12352 7 months ago
@coleman12352 in soviet russia people can spell hitler
TpGohst 7 months ago
here you turn on the lights.In soviet rusia,the lights TURN you ON
stefan041997 7 months ago
@stefan041997 haha that is now one of my favorites the ones in the video werent very good you get better ideas watching Hetalia
kjjk2009 7 months ago
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MY ASS!!! hahahahahaha
Mexicanorockero 7 months ago
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In Soviet Russia... Soviet Russia jokes are informed about Hitler.
TheJsbrow 7 months ago
@youcantbeatmyawsome downfall
DRxRICHTOFENx21 7 months ago
comon be done with soviet russia jokes hitler calls them disguested now
rockerzohaib 7 months ago
in soviet russia, jews kill YOU!!!!.......adolf hitler.....
acau77 7 months ago 2
poor Russia hasn't been Soviet for 20 years
bbphnix 7 months ago
Where do these clips come from? What movie is this?
youcantbeatmyawesome 7 months ago
1:57 he wants to say in soviet russia my ass farts me xD
djkapalof 7 months ago
"couldn't believe that shit" = luftwaffe? lol 1:39
airforce9872 7 months ago
@airforce9872 LOL
bbphnix 7 months ago
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airforce9872 7 months ago
I don't under stand what yuou guys are saying
Nas0422 7 months ago
@CreeperTechTutorials haha
mosspaw1229 7 months ago
@CreeperTechTutorials kay? in capitalist america, bank robs you!
mosspaw1229 7 months ago
In Soveit Russia, Fegelein watches you LOL
8redcoins 7 months ago
I lost it when he said "I nearly LOL'd at that one"
zombehpwnzor 7 months ago
no, in soviet russia, you inform CNN
waffledude111111 7 months ago
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in soviet russia....
nah im not gonna make that joke
Askalijupaa 7 months ago
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in capitalist america , woman are fat and they pay for sex
in capitalist america people don't know what is the difference between Iran and Iraq
in capitalist america every self-respecting girl acted in porn
alntruisrtbredford 8 months ago 2
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this is why Hitler hung himself,
theVIDEO678 8 months ago
in capitalist america , woman are fat and they pay for sex
in capitalist america people don't know what is the difference between Iran and Iraq
in capitalist america every self-respecting acted in porn
alntruisrtbredford 8 months ago
@alntruisrtbredford In the Middle East, people are idiots and have nothing better to do then to hate the USA. So fuck you buddy..and learn some real facts.
OurGloriousVictory 8 months ago 4
@OurGloriousVictory in the usa people are even more of idiots and have nothing better to do then to go to mac donalds and get fat ps: i'm not racist there are official statistics that say that america has the fattest and dumbest people in the world i'm not racist i'm just stating out facts
crais61 5 months ago