I see there is a lot of Bear Gryll haters out there. So let me just make this remark and we can all get on with our lives. Yes, B.G. cheated, staying i a hotel and all. And he properly also has an all-you-can-eat buffet behind the camera.
BUT, what he tells you, the things he does, actually works! Of couse he's not gonna die filming, he's got kids at home, and a wife.
Would you die filming sth? If yes, then go kill youself!
So shut up and learn instead! He is doing you a favor.
No. I won't be drinking any piss thank you. I wonder if "Bear" actually has the bear suit he claimed was a Grizzly on one of his fake shows. Look it up.
When someone has accomplished more than Bear has, they can then bitch about him being a sell out, or staying in a hotel. Until that happens, shut your jealous mouth, and deal with the fact that he is a 100 times more of a man than any of you COD playing children will ever be.
@woodbinedrinker You realize he summited Everest when he was 23 right? He also served in the SAS, and was the youngest chief scout. He has done numerous things that have broken records, or are just above and beyond anything anyone else can do. He can stay in a hotel any damn time he wants. The point is, he has done more by the time he was 30, than you will do in your entire life.
@woodbinedrinker Drinking your own urine is something you could do as a last resort. The fact that he does it just to show you, on a TV show, makes him even less of a "phony". Id like to see a video of you doing half of what he has done.
What we need is more realism. Here's how it should've been: "I'm Bear Grylls and I have to survive for 7 days. All I have is this box of Trail Mix Crunch Cereal, a bowl, and this elephant dung. I'm going to squeeze the water out of the elephant dung into the bowl *squeeze* and then eat it. Oh my god that tastes horrid, but it has a lot of protein and essential vitamin to live."
Its just dried larva's and dears poop drops and crushed snake head with a half a liter of poison and crunchy crabs, lobsters, ants and scorpions that alot of protein and calories on the go with some tigers milk.
Really though, it shows that the man sees himself as an entertainer and nothing more, his show should not be used for survival advice by ANYONE who wants to live more than a day, and is just for entrainment ONLY. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being an entertainer, but he shouldn't go about making it seem like his show has any sort of practical advice. Or that the situations he finds himself in are even real.
im not one of these Bear Grylls mega fan people but what you said is abit wrong...
alot of what he sais is correct and will definately help to save your life... also there are some stuff that he does that should be ignored... but even that stuff portrays the most useful tip of them all... which is not to give up, i think you just need to find the line in his shows between entertainement and very usefull tips.
EDWARD grylls "spent time with" the artisan company of the SAS.. it's for actors, musicians.. etc.. and you NEVER EVER hear HIM say he did a full tour of duty.. he just ONLY "spent time with" .. he did NOT have to do the full training.. and also, he may have made it up to the top of everest.. but that's not as challenging as it used to be. the last 20 yrs of climbing everest has been a conveyor belt of rich people who just hold a rope and walk up it. no training, just money and 30 sherpa's
it would be super cool if bear killed the lion, made a bowl out of it's chest cavity, sprinkled the trail mix cereal inside, urinated on them (a survivalist substitute for milk) then sat up in the tree with the lions head, carved out and popped onto his own head, spooning the trail mix cereal through the lions bloodied mouth into his own, whilst saying "Wow, this tastes awfully good!"
urine is toxic, the lions sperm looks more like "milk" anyways.. and is NOT toxic. it's also already part of edward "bear" grylls' usual daily diet. :D
Man that's a funny one! I hope ya keep up the commercials. Great acting. Oh and I think your next destination should be some where in the middle east like jordan or something, ya tha'd be cool!
@fulltimespy Wow it's been a year since I posted this?? That can't be right... It seems like I watched this video like 3-4 months ago. Times flies. :(
i saw the jungle one first and i seriously started laughing so hard. i was expecting it to be something about the new episode monday but it completely threw me off guard. haha im definitely buying that cereal just because Bear is my hero.
@ TheClark501 He did WHAT?!?!?!???!??!???!
TheSaxonCampaign 1 month ago
As fake as his show!
Not going to be any milk on the tree, better use your own pee
esh1 2 months ago
Why do I want this cereal?!
theonidood 3 months ago
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I see there is a lot of Bear Gryll haters out there. So let me just make this remark and we can all get on with our lives. Yes, B.G. cheated, staying i a hotel and all. And he properly also has an all-you-can-eat buffet behind the camera.
BUT, what he tells you, the things he does, actually works! Of couse he's not gonna die filming, he's got kids at home, and a wife.
Would you die filming sth? If yes, then go kill youself!
So shut up and learn instead! He is doing you a favor.
TheClark501 4 months ago
When the filming was over. Bear killed the lion
ThePogokiller 5 months ago 5
@ThePogokiller no, he tamed it and it became his companion for his adventures in the savanna :3
cuzgandalfgothigh99 2 months ago
@cuzgandalfgothigh99 then he skinned the lion and made a coat out of it :)
ThePogokiller 2 months ago
@ThePogokiller uh, yeahhh.. have it your way.
cuzgandalfgothigh99 2 months ago
when he runs out of milk, he just uses his piss :P
TheRealOle 6 months ago 4
now now bear when I a lion approaches you must stand your ground you said that yourself
DRPringles94 6 months ago
No. I won't be drinking any piss thank you. I wonder if "Bear" actually has the bear suit he claimed was a Grizzly on one of his fake shows. Look it up.
woodbinedrinker 6 months ago
When someone has accomplished more than Bear has, they can then bitch about him being a sell out, or staying in a hotel. Until that happens, shut your jealous mouth, and deal with the fact that he is a 100 times more of a man than any of you COD playing children will ever be.
SUP3RZ0MB1E 6 months ago
LOL
4444000 7 months ago
Hmmmm... now where would you find milk in the middle of Africa?
clafairy2 7 months ago
@clafairy2
In a cow's udder?
MrHippymoose 7 months ago
Lion: gonna get somthing to ea.....O SHIT ITS BEAR GRYLLS!
Zh1r 8 months ago
@Zh1r Better drink your own piss lion!
Chrischn89 8 months ago
Ran out of milk, better use my urine.
drmayo65 10 months ago 14
He's a fraud. He stays in hotels and makes up all his shit. But he does drink his own piss.
woodbinedrinker 10 months ago
@woodbinedrinker You realize he summited Everest when he was 23 right? He also served in the SAS, and was the youngest chief scout. He has done numerous things that have broken records, or are just above and beyond anything anyone else can do. He can stay in a hotel any damn time he wants. The point is, he has done more by the time he was 30, than you will do in your entire life.
SUP3RZ0MB1E 6 months ago
@SUP3RZ0MB1E you forgot that that big phony also likes to drink his own piss. He's a fraud!
woodbinedrinker 6 months ago
@woodbinedrinker Drinking your own urine is something you could do as a last resort. The fact that he does it just to show you, on a TV show, makes him even less of a "phony". Id like to see a video of you doing half of what he has done.
SUP3RZ0MB1E 6 months ago
What.....milk??? Try it with your urin - that's more delicious :P
TIEclon 11 months ago
0:22 nuts? whaa?
fakbock 1 year ago
What we need is more realism. Here's how it should've been: "I'm Bear Grylls and I have to survive for 7 days. All I have is this box of Trail Mix Crunch Cereal, a bowl, and this elephant dung. I'm going to squeeze the water out of the elephant dung into the bowl *squeeze* and then eat it. Oh my god that tastes horrid, but it has a lot of protein and essential vitamin to live."
F8willbedecided 1 year ago 4
BUT HE DIDN"T TELL US WHAT IT TASTES LIKE!!!
57thdarkspear 1 year ago
I'd 'sell myself out' for a couple hundred thousend!
BRFC4LYF1 1 year ago
I WANT CHUNKY NUTS
afterthefact15 1 year ago 2
It's called putting food on his family's table...it's admirable, NOT sell out.
threepercenter03 1 year ago 2
How can he be so cool even when he sells out ...
darkhippyinc 1 year ago
knowing him he would be mixing in beetles and ants, more protein and vitamins.
BurnMichaelWeston 1 year ago
Why?????? You are more awesome than that....
karkinissan 1 year ago
Its just dried larva's and dears poop drops and crushed snake head with a half a liter of poison and crunchy crabs, lobsters, ants and scorpions that alot of protein and calories on the go with some tigers milk.
AndroidDevil 1 year ago
Lmao I thought he was going to talk about how it was going to boost his morale, or how it was good for protein.
He didn't mnetion any of that here lol.
Kidz24 1 year ago
IT'S AN ADVENTURE IN A BOWL!!!
ashaunt 1 year ago
that ad is awesome
Luketheblade1 1 year ago
why bear!? WHY?
ninjadude812 1 year ago
lol xD
Waldilord112 1 year ago
he would hav ceral with him
BearisFAKE 1 year ago
That's not a Bear's breakfast... he's used to rip some alligators balls off and enjoys them with some elephant poo juice.
Or bite of the head of a poisonous snake, squeeze the shit out of it and chew it raw.
FerdiMania 1 year ago
@FerdiMania XD
BearisFAKE 1 year ago
i bet he put some bugs in it :D
MrWasabi 1 year ago 2
hehe
MegaSpacehead 1 year ago
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shakyaontube 1 year ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahaha !! bear , you're so silly xD how could you do such an advert Rofl..
RomanianUser 1 year ago
bear grylls is awesome but seeing him advertising some random american cereal is pretty horrible.
donteatchocolate 1 year ago
@donteatchocolate What people don't do for money ...
They probably gave him the highest bid.
fulltimespy 1 year ago
Haha, nice xD
flybynightrush 1 year ago
yea his wife must have an easy job if she cooks
nicholas1134rules 1 year ago 3
lov this man bear grylls :X
Angel4devil2 2 years ago
lol!
leighgirl123 2 years ago
whahahahah xD
LeetCrime 2 years ago 3
i was hoping he'd say "oh i'll save that for later" at the lion like in the other ad..
yirock 2 years ago 6
I'M BEAR GRYLLS!
spikybry 2 years ago
Oh really? :D
Survivorguy74800 2 years ago
Lawl ill buy every shit HE tells me to.
Much luv Grylls.
satikass 2 years ago 6
hahahaha Niceo ne ;:D::D:D:D i want that cherial D:D::D:D
Stiflerm92 2 years ago
YES ITS THE BEST CEREALS IN THE WORLD!
superford500 2 years ago 3
I found a box of cereal in the wild once. Just sitting right there... couldn't believe my luck.
RoninNZL 2 years ago 5
he not going to find a box of cereal in wild
dcoleman9550 2 years ago
u moron he got inside the bag! look again in 0:14!
noelephants 2 years ago
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1st dont call me a moron
2nd think before you speak
3rd i meant to say how can you find a cereal box in the wild
4th i know he got in the bag
stupidity is taking over people especially you
noelephants
dcoleman9550 2 years ago
a bloody hell mates!
Grylls fake or what-ev, that most important is he evaluate the posibilities of survivor tecniques.
kudaidude 2 years ago
I smell a SELLOUT
joeydabomb7 2 years ago
man thats probably the best thing he's ever tasted.
ILIKETOOTHPICKS 2 years ago 5
Thats just funny
1TheEnglishWay 2 years ago
Tch. This proves it, Bear Grylls is a money hungry sell out. At least Les Stroud has some integrity.
myglassonion 2 years ago
He did a fucking cereal ad, get the fuck over it... Seriously.
itslilColin 2 years ago
Really though, it shows that the man sees himself as an entertainer and nothing more, his show should not be used for survival advice by ANYONE who wants to live more than a day, and is just for entrainment ONLY. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being an entertainer, but he shouldn't go about making it seem like his show has any sort of practical advice. Or that the situations he finds himself in are even real.
myglassonion 2 years ago
im not one of these Bear Grylls mega fan people but what you said is abit wrong...
alot of what he sais is correct and will definately help to save your life... also there are some stuff that he does that should be ignored... but even that stuff portrays the most useful tip of them all... which is not to give up, i think you just need to find the line in his shows between entertainement and very usefull tips.
corpsemunger 2 years ago 3
Damn it Bear, don't fucking sell yourself out for advertising like that!
DubyaTeeEff 2 years ago 54
well , he can't just live in a wood or something , maybe he needed a new car.
rajah2004 2 years ago 4
Excuse me ... a car?
A CAR?
BEAR MOTHERFUCKING GRYLLS DON'T NEED NO GOD DAMN CAR, SON
DubyaTeeEff 2 years ago 19
@DubyaTeeEff
shut up, i'd sell my life for a cereal advertisment
Landoforpresident 9 months ago
@DubyaTeeEff Damn it DubyaTeeEff, money talks...and your bullshit walks!
jraybu09 6 months ago
@DubyaTeeEff why its funny :P
BosnaDiamond 2 months ago
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bear grylls is a fraud and a pathetic melodramatic loser that knows nothing.
Eragoen 2 years ago
prove it fuckwit
prozzak2006 2 years ago
no. he was in the sas, climbed everest, crossed the atlantic and is a great public speaker
evilhecouldbe 2 years ago 4
EDWARD grylls "spent time with" the artisan company of the SAS.. it's for actors, musicians.. etc.. and you NEVER EVER hear HIM say he did a full tour of duty.. he just ONLY "spent time with" .. he did NOT have to do the full training.. and also, he may have made it up to the top of everest.. but that's not as challenging as it used to be. the last 20 yrs of climbing everest has been a conveyor belt of rich people who just hold a rope and walk up it. no training, just money and 30 sherpa's
ptverhey 2 years ago
not really. he was in the SAS, which is the british equivalent to the Navy Seals. meet him in a dark alley, kick his ass, and then get back to me.
YogritMUN 2 years ago 4
BEAR!!!
<33
iFlip4Element2x 2 years ago 2
it would be super cool if bear killed the lion, made a bowl out of it's chest cavity, sprinkled the trail mix cereal inside, urinated on them (a survivalist substitute for milk) then sat up in the tree with the lions head, carved out and popped onto his own head, spooning the trail mix cereal through the lions bloodied mouth into his own, whilst saying "Wow, this tastes awfully good!"
robbiejrichards 2 years ago 9
you win the comment section.
YogritMUN 2 years ago
urine is toxic, the lions sperm looks more like "milk" anyways.. and is NOT toxic. it's also already part of edward "bear" grylls' usual daily diet. :D
ptverhey 2 years ago 2
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he is a phony
jundzis 2 years ago
i love u bear grylls
you are the best
zhemikalera 2 years ago 7
YESSS!! this the best commercial ever.
SneakySolidSnake 2 years ago
i dont think he'd have a spoon & cereal with him in most survival situations. and i feel like you shouldnt run from a lion... lol
xstarx05x 2 years ago 3
Man that's a funny one! I hope ya keep up the commercials. Great acting. Oh and I think your next destination should be some where in the middle east like jordan or something, ya tha'd be cool!
redridervideos 2 years ago
haha love this commercial
Man Vs Wild FTW!!
astars93 3 years ago
Fake or not Bear Grylls is godly.
Mrarmageddon8 3 years ago
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bear grylls is a fucking fake. les stroud is the fucking man
legalizeit79 3 years ago
Les Stroud bitches too much.
IPAColosseum 3 years ago 3
agreed ipa, les is a db.
sumdawgtwigg 2 years ago
I love how he makes the ingredients of the cereal sound super serious with the way he talks..
Or maybe I'm just used to watching his show.
Either way, Bear RULES!
Zastrus 3 years ago
i tried that
it's actually pretty good
Cactuar72 3 years ago
BEAR GRYLLS IS A FUCKING BEAST!!!!!
oscareric2007 3 years ago
Bear GRylls rocks!! I LOVE HIM!
Muse567 3 years ago
I love Bear Grylls! Saw this commercial the other day!
ChinaStar95 3 years ago
I'm eating some of this right now and it's not too bad. It's actually pretty good.
OmegaJuicebox 3 years ago
lol
Ztro10 3 years ago
00:23
chunky nuts...lol
slave2cartoons 3 years ago 2
Bear Grylls for leader of the world.
Shokio 3 years ago 3
One word for this
EPIC
marooki 3 years ago
hilarious
spikybry 3 years ago 3
Thumb me down please, my goal is 19.
tekkenhalo 3 years ago 19
@tekkenhalo I gave u the 19th thumbs UP ! xD
fulltimespy 1 year ago
@fulltimespy Wow it's been a year since I posted this?? That can't be right... It seems like I watched this video like 3-4 months ago. Times flies. :(
tekkenhalo 1 year ago
Ha Ha.. He said chunky nuts.. mmmmmmm...chunky nuts...I bet his nuts are chunky..mmmmm.. I want some of Bear Grylls chunky nuts!
vertigora880jr 3 years ago
He's gotta show me how to SURVIVE WITHOUT that cereal! Its SO GOOD!
NightTitan575 3 years ago 2
"It's an adventure in a bowl!" Whoever came up with that line should be shot.
eldenc 3 years ago 3
lol now I want some
key2anime 3 years ago
LOL man thats my man right there
i have a poster of him in my room
i seriously love him
and hes fine as hell
no one could look
as good as him eating shit
and naked push-ups are awesome ;)
sweetnessluvsme 3 years ago 3
rememer hes MARRIED
johnnydog12 2 years ago 2
ok this guy eats raw goat testicles, and now he's selling breakfast cereal??!
Cactuar72 3 years ago
i kind of like how he's down with like almost making fun of himself.
-zach
CLIPPproductions 3 years ago
wow lame...never thought he'd stoop to commercials...
TheCryingMime 3 years ago
"you got to choose your battles"lmaoo
tbhnbikes1 3 years ago 3
hahahaha....this is so hilarious! Bear Grylls is ridiculously funny in both these commercials.
Im buying that cereal too :)
SammyDolla 3 years ago 4
i saw the jungle one first and i seriously started laughing so hard. i was expecting it to be something about the new episode monday but it completely threw me off guard. haha im definitely buying that cereal just because Bear is my hero.
fRagRCS 3 years ago 3
SAME!!! Lol Bear is awesome.
ExtremeGam3r64 3 years ago 3
I shat a brick
*plop* [____]
hotsoup4u888 3 years ago
my favorite!!!!!
leandrobalagtas 3 years ago
"It's an adventure in a bowl!" LOL
DJKuo629 3 years ago 2
My favorite episode ever. LOL!!!!!!!
demublican 3 years ago