Americans are finally realizing there are more positives to cannabis then negatives, by far! Canada legalized it, Denver legalized it, and so many states are following suit.
Californians vote YES on Proposition 19 "Control & Tax Cannabis"
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins
If you were going to lie, you could've at least gone up another inch or 2. Telling other guys on Youtube how many inches your penis is?.. Ain't that a little.. fruitastic?
dave chappelle white voice lmfao
AaronNathanMiller 5 months ago
Didn't realize how nasally Dave's voice usually is until now.
MsColdCanada 6 months ago
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kcunihupfopiq4328 9 months ago
He was walking over there. This man was high as SHIT!
2Guys1Dazzle 1 year ago
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Americans are finally realizing there are more positives to cannabis then negatives, by far! Canada legalized it, Denver legalized it, and so many states are following suit.
Californians vote YES on Proposition 19 "Control & Tax Cannabis"
Joenval4ever 1 year ago
anyone notice that Dave's white guy voice sounds just like Obama's real voice? O:
McDylster 1 year ago 15
@McDylster haha i hear it a little
ok2want2bme1 1 year ago
@McDylster obamas voice is deeper
detroitman21 1 year ago
@McDylster it sounds nothing like obamas voice
MrPlayboywest 10 months ago
@MrPlayboywest Yeah it does.
mazrahlover24 7 months ago
Take it easy!
Domebuddy 1 year ago
starts confessing things he shouldnt confess "im a little high...all i wanna know is which way is third street" hahahaha
UngratefulLiving420 2 years ago 2
"Hey take it easy...You're on third street. You better be careful, go 'head move it!"
crzyclown4lyfe 1 year ago
moooovvit
gmk124 2 years ago
haha i love his white voice, also like the story when there both at the stop light haha
injoi101 2 years ago 5
lol his white voice :D
megakakroto 2 years ago 60
dave dave its the goddamn cops! lmfao
benjimaddenrocks 2 years ago 40
I love this story and the 911 call! XD
DaisyPatchie97 2 years ago 17
This is my favorite story, next to the one where he does mushrooms.
SharksKid 2 years ago 8
EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEE?!?!
burberrybedroom 2 years ago 18
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins
AmyThePImP 2 years ago
CHIP!! NOO!!!!
PJL4u 2 years ago 23
CHIP!! NOO!!!!
ForgetMeNot900 2 years ago 21
When he's singing "Excuse me." I loved that part. XD
OriginalDigit 3 years ago 8
Me too!
nickj077 3 years ago 4
Mooooove it.... (2x)
Guzzy91 3 years ago 6
Moooooove it....Mooooove it
Tommerman89 3 years ago 3
CHIP! NO! CHIP DON'T DO IT!!!!
freedomfighter2233 3 years ago 15
dave is the shits!!
rizaldy01 3 years ago 4
take it easy your on 3rd street lmao
danny95776 3 years ago 4
mann if only you knew how many times iv had a spliff in my hand and saw cops around and kept taking more hits..
MindTryx420 3 years ago
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do that shit in new orleans not around mardi gras your ass is grass. that is why we have designated areas to smoke weed at.
dinoman552006 2 years ago
dude shut up
rcgkids1 2 years ago
im a little high....LMAO
MDBlock92 3 years ago 12
excuuse meeeeeeeee. lol.
ArmandtheWise 3 years ago
wow that was really mean WKaliber1! But this video is funny!!!
mymanludacris 3 years ago
he was high as SHEIT
sk8hoopajoob 3 years ago 22
excuse me! excuse me!
police infromation
touching him and shit lol XD!
TMDPr0ducti0ns 3 years ago 15
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watermelon and fried chicken are gods to black men
WKaliber1 3 years ago
not me i hate watermelon and i could do without fried chicken
tmacsgvs 3 years ago
yeah right
dont deny it
WKaliber1 3 years ago
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Guess you can say the same for white people, when it comes to cocaine, and little boys.
MasterxKenobi 3 years ago
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or to blacks when it comes to aids and poverty
WKaliber1 3 years ago
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or to whites when it comes to bankruptcy, and buying useless penis enlargement supplements.
MasterxKenobi 3 years ago
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i have an 8 inch cock
WKaliber1 3 years ago
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If you were going to lie, you could've at least gone up another inch or 2. Telling other guys on Youtube how many inches your penis is?.. Ain't that a little.. fruitastic?
MasterxKenobi 3 years ago
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I wouldn't exactly say you have common sense if you come on Youtube and make up words like 'fruitastic' to sound smart. How superfluicious
aachim 3 years ago
Superfluicious isn´t a word either.
You both are infantile morons. Now stop spamming and get a life.
Dave Chappelle FTW!
pookking 3 years ago 9
whats with all the fucking racism i thought people were smart enough to get over that shit
LordOfTheMetalHeads 3 years ago
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FUCK U, JUST FUCK U
candybear012 3 years ago
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What do you call a black person in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
WKaliber1 3 years ago
thats retarded. think up a better one
andyjugglar 3 years ago
you know what? youre retarded
WKaliber1 3 years ago
yh i agree with Wkaliber1
raman126 3 years ago
i need sum information!
killthefakes666 3 years ago 2
lol ... u cut away the funny part -.-
olelyn 3 years ago 3
CHIP NO!
icecreamgirlJade 3 years ago 5
Thats why you watch the video....THEN LOOK AT THE COMMENTS! Jesus christ....lol
capridrifter 3 years ago
excuse me...excuse me sir....*-touchin him and shit-* excuse meeeeeeeeeee
brianisla 3 years ago 2
Dave's not here, man.
FrakAttack 3 years ago
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Move it move it!
fattiga7 3 years ago
"...and that was it."
grownKid818 3 years ago
Chip has amazing powers against the POLice!
CrimzonFlow 3 years ago 10
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why the fuck does everyone quote the video, we just watched it we know whats in it your rtards!
Covjet2 3 years ago
This is 3rd street
4545gino 3 years ago 4
Cause they are letting us know what part makes them laugh. Why dont you get your head out of your ass and relax. Fucking idiot.
Dave dave... its the goddamn cops!
kingnrj 3 years ago 5
who cares? i duno wana see the punch lines to the jokes im watching dumbss
Covjet2 3 years ago
I think with comedy, the punchlines should not be in the comments. It kinda spoils it.
omezzz007 3 years ago 2
eat a dick Covjet..people r gonna do what they plz.....NUKKA
CptWhit3y 3 years ago
well there's a simple answer to that....don't read the fucking comments!
OSK62992 3 years ago 3
there right on the screen you can see them while watching the video you fucking idiot go to sleep
Covjet2 3 years ago
move it
HydroAlexis 3 years ago 2
CHIP NO! CHip noooo!
It was too late. looooooooooooooool
putfit15 3 years ago 2
Excuse me, ♪excuse me♪, I need some information.
allisonwhittle 4 years ago 2
hey take it easy!... your on third street!
lchevylingenfelterz0 4 years ago 3
its the goddamn cops lol lol!!!!
spacewalker2005 4 years ago 4
i love his white people impressions
gdas2118 4 years ago 11
dont we all
komraderyan 4 years ago 7
This is Funny as Shit
fameforfortune 4 years ago 2