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  • ONE OF THE BEST CARTMAN EPISODES! Hilarious!!

  • love southpark hate the dailyshow spots!!!!!

  • Irony limits, finitizes, and circumscribes and thereby yields truth, actuality, content; it disciplines and punishes and thereby yields balance and consistency. ~ On the Concept of Irony with Continual Reference to Socrates (SRR)

  • his moms face wen he pulls his pants down! priceless lol

  • HAHAHA

  • lol this is hella funny i love south park XD lol

  • naaahhhaaa naaahahahaaa

  • Don't be a douchebag and Don't f*** with God!

  • I love his cry

  • 4 pple got fucked at the best buy.

  • whts a curtisi lick

  • @1werall A lick to lube his ass up.

  • If u think about it then if that was Kenny who got struct by the lighting he would die

  • It was not Yahweh, it was Thor.

  • o god lol

    

  • Lol cartman got fucked XD

  • you made this on my birthday

  • This made my day.

  • whichepisode is this

  • @abdullah14155 humancentIpad

  • @abdullah14155 last season episode 5 xD

  • I love it when cartman cries, it's hilarious.

  • like if u will never use this on ur mom

  • @shante575 I used it on my mom!

  • Next time you get my hopes up, could you take me to a grease monkey? Cuz I like to get all lubed up before I get F%#!*D!!!

  • Lmaoo hilaree XD

  • 1 person got f*cked in best buy

  • this is the funniest hes been xD

  • I literally died of laughter when he pulled down his pants and begged his mom to fuck him in the Best Buy. XDDDDD

  • @Bunee11 haha I know I was like wtf? classic of him to do that

  • Cartman sounds like Homer Simpson in +3 karaoke.

  • I just finished watching an older episode of South Park, and I just noticed how Cartman's voice doesn't really sound like the real Cartman's voice anymore. It sounds more like Stan!

  • BRET SCREWw himself?

  • One of the best episodes :D

  • what episode is this from

  • @49ermr its from the Human Cent-ipad episode

  • @49ermr season 15 episode 1

  • "Well can we atleast pull up here and get some dinner , cause i like to be wined and dined after i've been Fcked !" Lmao

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  • ERIC: (crying)

    MRS. CARTMAN: Stop crying, Eric! I told you if you keep acting up, you're weren't getting anything!

    ERIC: But I said I was sorry.

    MRS CARTMAN: You made me look like some sort of child molestor in front of all those people!

    ERIC: But I wasn't trying to get you in trouble.

    MRS CARTMAN: Then why did you run to a police officer and cried "Help! Help! My mom is trying to fuck me!"? XD

  • @KiamarMasterT

    I wonder if Liane will cry on Cartman's funeral.

  • 1 person doesn't have any condoms.... xD

  • brilliant q:

  • Carman is GOD

  • Well done to the people that watched this video and then wrote down what they saw in this video. This isn't an observation test chaps.

  • Ahahaha thats cartman for ya. :D

  • what eopsid is that please ?

  • @M187x The Humancentipad.

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  • "go ahead mom fuck me rght here in the best buy! go ahead fuck me!!!"

  • "no that makes no logical sense moma cuase im already being punished for not getting the ipad, please can we just go back and get the toshiba handybook" LMAO

  • @MetalDrummer776 If you go to the South Park website you can find it uncensored.

  • Sometimes.............. I feel like god fucked me too..... without even a courtesy lick!

  • @BlueDraconian Well if you're like Cartman, you deserve it.

  • 1 person got fu**ed

  • one person's mom FUCKS THEM!!

  • i wanna watch this uncut XD

  • "Mom, could we go get some dinner, cause i like bein wined and dined after bein FUCKED!"

  • Cartman isn't the first to get fucked at bestbuy, look at the prices, it happens all day.

  • @u2bzane LOL That's true!

  • O___O I'm watching South Park in order and I'm only on season 4 but what the fuck happened to Cartman's voice??

  • @isupportlove95 ... he has grown 1.4 inches...

  • @MBtits i saw that!

  • @MBtits looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

  • @MBtits Actually he's grown 1.2 inches. His penis size is 1.4 inches long.

  • @MBtits da? You mean "ya?"

  • @robertsfunny1995 da means yes... i know he grew 1.2 inches, it was funnier that way...

  • @MBtits Is "da" from a foreign language?

  • @robertsfunny1995 it's russian for yes

  • @liamnaruto not just russian...

  • @isupportlove95 it got improved

  • @hermantheboshkangaar NOO It got less awesome!

  • "You could at least KISS me first. Because I like to be KISSED before I've been fucked!"

  • Thank you GOD for throwing a lightning bolt at cartman :)

  • "At least a courtesy-lick" That's fu**ing brilliant!

  • @Grooverfc also the "at least kiss me first" xD

  • "can at least pull-up and get some dinner? I like to be wined and dined after i've been fucked!".

  • keep pressing 9 its funny

  • EXACTLY how i felt when medi-cal told me i had to pay 2000 dollars a month.

  • Cartman: How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to F%#$ ME!

    God: How bout this one MOTHERF%#*A (strikes Cartman down with lightning)

  • that was amazing

  • Lmfao

  • classic metaphor comedy

  • If shed just buy him the Ipad she wouldn't have to worry bout fucking him, cause I'm sure theres and app for that. :D

  • @hello36963 That was not even remotely funny you fucking idiot

  • @hello36963 gay

  • @hello36963 fail

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