Christopher Titus - Girlfriend fight

[FREEJAKER20]

@TobiCrow94 you just gave me an idea, wat if someon made a parody of ac revelations and this

[TobiCrow94]

My first thought when i saw this guys face after playing Revalations..."HOLY SHIT!! SUBJECT 16 GOT OUT OF THE ANIMUS!!"

[WeirdRockerGirl19]

how the hell did this work out? xD

[londondweller1]

@WeirdRockerGirl19 ...It didn't. Titus and his wife divorced, and last I heard he was in a much happier relationship with a 29 year old.:)

[thedarkpoet26]

lol last 2 min i DIED XD

[ahtartersauce101]

Now THAT'S ROMANCE!

[MrRoflbear]

c word?

[superlifeofparty]

@MrRoflbear cunt

[mesolovely1]

7 wussies

[ChocoBilly]

Which video is this from? I've been searching for it and can't find the name. None ring a bell?

[josdin00]

@ChocoBilly - This is from his "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding" special.

[deathnote587]

@josdin00 acadefox



[lilbrodjames]

is it just me or does he remind you of kevin bacon?XD

[movieaddict19]

Titus is the best comedian to listen to when ur pissed off about ur relationship or ur family lol

[zoebiflap]

Is that the chair from the neutral space?

[snowfox1995]

American XD

[Armygrl159]

I drowned my sorrows in a 19 year old waitress XDD

[spongeJUGGsquareDICK]

@Armygrl159 u can just hear every man in the audience going "FUCK YAAA" aand the women like "..... and why is that a good thing" XD

[Armygrl159]

@spongeJUGGsquareDICK  what?

[hothorse711]

AWWW i want him to come back i have all his seasons i love ittt

[AUSROTTENY2K]

6:19 lol

[xPicklexTicklex]

"I was raised by Anti-Dad... I mean I'm an insult Navy Seal." I love it! XD I especially love his inner retard!

[LorenaCaster]

thank god i watched this! now i know what to say to my crazy-ass exes XD

[Engeliek]

"its sexy when you crawl!" HAHAHAHA.I love this!!

[94rib]

florder? florder? really ya jackass?!

[RobetPaulG]

Glad this douche isn't on TV any more. He is not funny at all.

[TheSe7enthSin]

@RobetPaulG Except that he was just on TV today. So your argument was invalid.

By the way. Nobody really cares if you don't like him. 415 likes severely outweighs 7 dislikes, so obviously he's funny to more people than he isn't funny to. Good day, sir.

[lillagah]

stealing "asshole casserole."

[whiteravengirl20]

3 days to cry and eat cookies? i spend 15 mins tops with the radio on and im better

[zombieslayer689]

and to think they broke up...

[abhd7272]

whats the c word ???

[JesterTBP]

@abhd7272 C u Next Tuesday.

[abhd7272]

@JesterTBP :O TY

[zombieslayer689]

@abhd7272 cunt

[megailadan]

110,999th viewer :D

[slade2040]

i wish i could be so funny like him!

[JohnnyTwizt]

i was like "oh my god"......."she's PERFECT"!

[PT1300]

@JohnnyTwizt Youtube for the deaf?

[annie2181]

thats how we feel.. the best way to get over a guy is to get under another

[Ricaninbk]

you got a dinosuar head!!!! XD

[SoldierSide77]

@Ricaninbk - Don't forget small penis!

[blackoutcider]

an then on the fourth day XD

[tonnieannelewis]

this girl took everything she even took the c word I KNOW

[XxMySt3rI0Xx]

"random quote from video I just watched."

[LeathalAttack]

@XxMySt3rI0Xx "Comment on how I agree with you followed by a different quote and lolz!!!1!"

[SlySavvy]

The craziest part about this joke is that you learn the outcome in his comedy act "Love is Evol."

[destanny1991]

@SlySavvy i know right it made me die laughing cause all of it was true

[TOWPOW760]

he really doesnt like producers lol

[malfador70]

he was talking about a fight with his wife that they had before they got married.

[MISTYPOWELL]

yesssssss

[luffylvr676]

hahaah i actually cringed at the 7 punds thing xD haha oooooooooo

[generalerecshin]

haha i love this guy but did anyone else notice in the beginning he said "gonna be my wife" later he said "we've been married for 13 years" ummmm. someone changed their story haha

[Madstalker]

@generalerecshin he said that she would become his wife and at the end of the story at the time of when this is being recorded they had been together for 13 years

[the26thhour]

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Is that like the Sesame Street Serial Killer set? 0.o

[the26thhour]

& if you don't go out & lay every single female that will let you, indefinitely,

you go through the 4 year

"I am the plagues of Revelation" period

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Are good times, good times

[slickone59]

"...I'm an insult navy seal..." xD made my day

[taolenslover911]

"Is that the way you want it? I heard yes. Is that the way you want it? You better be carful with thoses yeses. Lol

[videocrazie]

If you cant take the truth dont watch!

[Cassielovesmatt07]

amazing!!

[lemmetellyou101]

i love him, he goes all balls out

[InvaderTen]

U GOT A DINOSOAR HEAD! ^.^ lol!!!!!

[MrLexkilla]

left or right side because i love youu

[hyakkiyagyou100]

OMG it was so hard to try and not laugh through this, i didnt want to wake anybody up

[arsenefan]

I wish this video was available on DVD. There is a CD out, but look at his sad looking huffing after "I owned her" the getting up by grabbing the rope. A CD can't capture all of this.

[Cha0sB1k3r]

lol...asshole casserole....

lol ive seen arguements like this....bloody hilarious. even if your contending...

[GrantUchida]

AHHAHA! that was epic! never would have expected it to end like that!

[fatzo49]

haha cottage cheese thys my mom says that to people

[NamosakiWolves]

im lost ... c word?

[morzanthegreat]

Its so bad, youtube would most likely sensor it

[fatzo49]

cunt thats the c word

[Cha0sB1k3r]

what are you? 10? if you dont know what it is you evidently have never been to a public high school.

[NamosakiWolves]

no im 16, i just dont associate the words with the letters

[bdtyf]

the c word is cunt!

[nicolecvhs]

he sorta looks like a monky at 8:16 XD

[bluescousa]

just found out about this guy today.... VERY funny! the NEW Dennis Leary?????

[movieguy226]

Too bad Erin ended up doing what she did to Chris. turned into a total bitch. if you've seen his newest special you'll understand

[ryoko]

movieguy226, that's not even the worst of it. she turned psycho on him. He was on the radio once and often times the have camera's in studio like huey cam, well he was on huey cam and he was talking about how she called the station requesting the show that day with titus for "evidence" and that they could not legally air them without her permission.

[Taronga]

it's really crap what she done indeed, tho as you can see in his new show :) he only improved on it ^^ he looks alot better in that show ^^ and is hell of a lot happier :P

[celerystick33]

Oh, he is great. XD

[Autobotsdie]

Asshole cassarole.

[thescarletpimpernel8]

you know in your relishion you don't want to start a fight by saying something you should say...fuck it, we were there. So True! LOLZ!!!

[AngelinaMaria88]

Ur an asshole casserole lmao i LOVE it

[Linkandzeldarules]

"yeah... well since we've been dating... you've gained 7 pounds............. COME ON!" HELL YEAH!!

[hamured]

this is to funy i can't stop lafin

[VampFreak57]

he owned her ass?

[UndeadShaggyDoo]

how is cunt a bad word? i almst got stuff thrown at me for saying it haha

[alybaby4647]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SFC00Kunz]

a cunt isnt the same as a vagina but yeh your still right, its technically a specific part of the vagine, the vag is the whole female part as a whole, besides teh cervix, fallopian tubes and of course the ovaries

[Forwardontodawn]

i remember this from the show.

[hamured]

this is so funey

[wmtitan76]

are you serious??? you dont know what the "C" word is???

[gothdragon93]

yep. im a stupid fucking blonde. -_-

[cascasoldier]

cunt

[hamured]

aw blondes are cool.

[gothdragon93]

damn straight lolz

[gothdragon93]

@hamured aw thanks! :)

[cbishop1782]

i owned her ass

[catherine4112001]

I wish this was on DVD

[jimster46]

look for the dVD "Norman rockwell is bleeding."

[imdeletethis]

this woman took the c word, i know!!

...we've been married 13 years

im calling someone an asshole cassarole tonight

[goliath6190]

ive been calling my friend one all night...shes now watching why

[gothdragon93]

um wat exactly is the c word?

[SageofAnime]

cunt

it basically means vagina

=]

[gothdragon93]

well thats stupid. y dont they just say pussy?

[SageofAnime]

because.

they felt like making another word that meant vagina.

[arixynie01]

HAHAHAHAHA DINOSAUR HEAD! Omg!! I couldn't stop laughing!

[BackyardJedi219]

We have that 5min-im-gonna-go-find-a-girl-w­ho-looks-just-like-you-and-im-­gonna-fuck-her-to-prove-i-dont­-need-you-period.

And we'll feel sorry while were doing it

(crying while fuckin the waitress) "oh, i miss her so much"

[arixynie01]

lol his thrusting made that so much awesomer!

[Grimm345]

i was running to the toilet. i didn't make it.

[Grimm345]

Titus made me shit my pants i laughed so long.

[Killur114]

Cause i love UUUUUUUU! My god thats great

[DarkRaen666]

you're an asshole casserole

[jesusmann0777]

quit being a wussie high-larious

[buffalosoldier818]

"thats when i realized, i owned her ass"

[hawkman42070]

what do you even say to that?

YOU HAVE A DINOSAUR HEAD....

nu uh

probibly all you can say

.....yeah welll

since weve been dating youve gained 7 lbs

[Dareman15]

"Yeah? Well since we been dating, you gain 7 pounds." Funny as hell

[DStandsForDynasty]

asshole cassarole! fantastic line.

[A1a2tor]

LOL Titus rules!!