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  • Am I missing something... I don't really get the healthy part of the video that the title promised XD

  • ALEXIS SPARKMAN = MILF

  • THIS VIDEO IS GREAT PEOPLE! [;

  • So stupid.

    I can just make some real food that does not invlove the microwave.

  • hot pockets? is she crazy?

  • What the hell? Hot pockets and microwave soup?? Why is this a surprise to anyone?

  • But... why? Why this video? All we want to discuss here is healthy dorm room lunches.

  • is a quick lard injection to the ass healthy... thats basically what the hot pockets are.

  • quool qwip. thats how stewie says it.

  • yes that is what i said. and no i cant see how someone could take the act of an individual or individuals and think that they represent an entire religion. but thanks for your comments

  • well its obvious you didnt really read what i said. cus never once did i insult christianity itself. i insulted people who practice hypocricy,concerning christain religion and believe me there is a BIG difference.

  • These clowns will never eat at my place. Dinner conversations should be light.

  • As a French snoot who prefers limousenes, I hope you realize I was only joking. My sister is a lesbian. :)

  • DORITTOS == Breakfast, lunch, dinner.

  • lower in......saturated fat

  • haha. i was just repeating that line in my head the moment before i rad your comment :P

  • Good effort, Alexis, but you're catering to the student who doesn't know a damn thing about food. The (majority of) college students who watch this vid are already interested in healthy eating and want REAL health food - like me. I eat all organic, whole food, so you can bet I was appalled by your suggestions. Hot Pockets? Well holy hell, woman. Advocating "healthy" processed junk is still adovacting processed junk at the end of the day. Don't even get me started about the fruit cocktail.

  • haha. you totally called her on that one. i feel the same way. yeah!

  • good video

  • In a nutshell "students can't cook."

  • lol

  • Another option would be a commercially-produced, highly processed food substitute, with little nutritional value, but still high in caloric content, cholesterol, and sodium - in quantities far more than one could ever realistically need.

    Thanks lady. I'll eat a fuckin' Hot Pocket. What a great idea. Why don't I just inject the lard directly into my ass? I'll save time on my busy student schedule.

  • ilyy

  • What the hell is 'ilyy'?

  • -looks at comments- wtf

    Anyway, thanks for this video - the things presented don't seem to be the healthiest things ever, but I suppose healthy things do take longer to prepare, and can be more expensive.

  • louis...what does any of this stuff the people are saying have to do with health stuff???

  • fruit 'cocktail' has a lot of sugar

  • im with you.

  • something you wouldnt understand.

  • because students dont know how to snack!? what a pointless video!

  • Hole Hweat XD

    Cool Hwip

  • cheese and crackers pwn all

  • wtf this is so unuseful...any1 can do what this ma'am says...no need for a stupid video for that...

  • oh btw good vid... ignore all my other comments. i apologize on behalf of acid and I for our ignorance.

  • This is an innocuous cooking video. Why is there so much rage and bickering in here? You guys take all the fun out of cooking and eating.

  • this acid freak fella approves of abortion, and thinks taxes are good for us and all that good stuff.. dont try to conivnce anything to him he dont listen...

  • We haven't exchanged any words, and I have no intention to.

  • i love you

  • 1. never said taxes were good

    2. i heard everything you said

  • sorry bout that, your right. im an idiot for getting involved in a very deep issue with this 17 year old. i think i am just bored at the moment, cus i realize thats its all pointless. again all apologies for making cooking on this vid such a drag. it was disrespectfull

  • this isn't a meal...there's no fucking chicken breast.

  • mother in manvil

  • she is a big dummy, my college lunch is beer!

  • Beer is for peasants, Germans, truck drivers, and lesbians. Those of us of a higher social status drink the finest of champagnes.

  • You drinkin with the rich folks huh? Well tarnations all we gots is beer and whiskey down here at the bottom of the social ladder. Nope, none of that fancy sparkly bubbly stuff here yall...you sir, are an ass.

  • Do I detect class envy? *sticks out tongue*

  • This is just a soccer mom who can't sleep at night because her lil bubby wubby went to college.

    I think a college student knows how to make a fucking lunch meal.

  • This is actually more like how to pack your 1st graders lunch box.

  • A microwave kills most of the nutrition and energy power of the food. mixing fruits with peanut butter or the processed shit in that pocket will be hard on your stomach and digestive system and may take 4 or more hours to digest the mixed food instead of only 1 hour. conclusion: make ramen with some added spices, throwing out that bullshit "flavor packet" with the msg. and make a sandwhich or a salad. total time: 20min if you are retarded. Fuck you lady we are poor!

  • shes high

  • wow that was deep my man, but no thanks, ill let your preachers do that for you. and when you get a vocabulary over the age of 12, then maybe we can talk. until then, ENJOY PUBERTY!

  • What are you talking about? My dorm has a kitcheb.

  • Ok so did she forget that dorm room lunches are for college students? College students have no money and this food is generally out of our price range. Not to mention the fact that it tastes like crap and lacks alcohol. There's no such thing as healthy when living in a dorm, only cheap.

  • basically you're a neocon right wing born again evangelical living in the 1800s dumbass. wake up its the 21st century. more than 300 million americans living here and im sure you dont know the situation in this country in your little hick ass southern town in arkansas or mississippi. go watch some cnn/msnbc or something and stop watching fox news

  • yup your right, some people in this world need some severe praying done for them...

  • hmm,, didn't know that about the natural peanut butter...thanks for sharing!

  • Ramen noodles FTW.

  • i think this lady smells like grapes.

  • oh i was thinking more to a smell of pomegranete

  • since when are HotPockets good for you? even the lean pockets are horrible for you lmao

  • I hope this person didn't get payed for making this video.

  • Not informative at all! The microwaved pockets - NOT healthy. And many of those soups have something bad in them. (not to mention the price) And crackers? Sure, maybe whole wheat crackers... But due to the high calories, not many can be eaten.

  • God is an imaginary friend for adults and a made up person to make some of the population do the right thing. Jesus was a real man but some of his stories were made up. The Earth was created by the Big Bang not some man in the sky.

  • your wrong... god is real, jesus did not lie hence the only perfect person to walk on this earth. get your facts straight.

  • TEACH THEM HOW TO COOK THINGS IN THE MICROWAVE!

    yes. steam vegetables in a bowl and put a plate on top plz.

    kthnx.

    TELL ME HOW I NEED TO KNOW!

  • Alexis is one fugly dumbass.

  • wow thsi video sucks, lot of misinformation here. saturated fats are healty, sandwiches withtons of carbs are not. Low fat anything isn't healthy, so thereforea healthy dorm room lunch isn't easy

  • college kids can't buy healthy stuff. its too expensive. duh. money that george bush has kept from college students.

  • the same money that barack obama is trying to tax out of our wallets and pay checks?

  • obama is going to tax the top 5%. I don't think you are in the income bracket. mccain would've taxed poor and rich alike no matter what. get your facts straight bitch

  • do you know what incentives are ??? maybe you should consider this is your list of so called facts... now that obama is president, he wants everyone, now when i say everyone i mean those immigrants aswell, he wants all to have health care free of charge basically. sounds all fine and dandy until you see who ends up paying for it... we do the american people were not really getting free health care.

  • and those incentives i was talking about at first if a national health care plan is set up doctors will be put on a set wage, they wont be given a reason to learn more or do better as a doctor... have you ever been to britain? do you know what their health care system is like? your just a number to them they get to you when they get to you... thats what obamas health plan is like... put that in fact books and read it...

  • wow, it must be nice to make over $250,000 a year. but im sure you dont, and like most other ignorant republicans that are only copying their parents ideology and have no real mind of there own, id be willing to bet you didnt do any research or watch the debates to find out exactly where obama stands on taxes or anything else. if so i think you would be more in favor of positive change and peace rather than more war and the same old bush policies that have put the USA in its worst position ever

  • you darned liberals and your acid trips

  • you can name call all you would like, as long as you do your research and become more knowledgable before you decide to make foolish comments! i think the united states of america is fed up with all the ignorance and selfishness that has been forced upon us the last eight years by an administration that will no doubt go down as the worst in history... ENJOY YOUR LEGACY GEORGE W. BUSH, youve certainly earned it.

  • baha retard im a republican, i watched every debate, and i made my decisions based on my beliefs, therefore i have my opinions and you have yours... and if you really want to get into it... my parents comibned income is around 200,000 they pay 35% of their income to taxes, and taxes go up on every body from the middle class up... so were looking at a 40 to 45% increase.. and if u really really want to get in to itt do you know what infanticide is dumbass?

  • man the more i read your comments the more christain you sound! dumbass this dumbass that. your jesus would be proud. congrats on your parents income,they still dont meet the $250,000 tax bracket that obama said, about 50 times in those debates you watched, that he will be taxing. and as far as your infanticide comment goes, i can see you now just drooling over the image of obama with little coat hangers going around stabbing little fetuses in a blood thirsty ritual. give me a fucking break.

  • haha like i said walk a mile in my pair then judge me if you want im not a perfect person... and 250k is a tax bracket but middle class starts at 45,000 or so which is close to the GDP per capita of the united states. oh my bad do you even know what that means? and what did that baby do wrong to deserve to die? hmm? got an explanation for that... i can keep goin all day... and i like how you didnt reply back on how you dont like the government deciding for you.

  • typical christain hypocrite. preaching about how life is so precious, while all along supporting a war that kills thousands of innocent people. do you realize that RELIGION has killed more people and has caused more wars than all the whores in the world combined having abortions a thousand times over!! and if you honestly think me or any woman thinks an abortion is something to be deserved, then you truly are living in a black and white world

  • and i would love for you to keep going all day..... cus i know if you keep talking with me that your ignorance will eventually wear off, and you might just step out of your box for a moment and realize that just because you have soaked up everything your preacher or parents have taught you since you were a wee little lad, that there is such thing as mind of your own, and as scary and unpopular as it may be, i promise you its a much better way of viewing the world. AMEN

  • oh and btw i didnt start going to church until about 3 years ago and im nearly 18, so why dont you get to know me b4 you judge? And YOU STILL have not replyed to how obama wants to decide whats best for you.. HINT HINT liberal..

  • and by the way when you say that because im not a "real christain" that i am not as good as you. or when you call me a dumbass twice over, or call me a retard, I BELIEVE ITS YOU THAT ARE JUDGING YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE.

    LIKE YOU SAID PAL, COME WALK A FUCKING MILE...

  • wow good for you im proud that you can type alot... and on the war issue ... would you rather just let the terrorists just attack us when ever? thats we fight back so they dont... i will pray for you so that you may see the light... god bless!

  • you live in a little black and white box and think everything is just as it seems. one group attacks us=we go kill where they are at. a woman is getting an abortion=she deserves to die and go to hell herself.......

    talk about avoiding something..... i said what about ALL THE INNOCENT PEOPLE who die in war. you know like the innocent fetus in a woman. thats where pro choice people have a problem, its like you get to pick and choose who can die and who cant based on this situation or that....

  • actually my box is quit colorful you would like it... and abortion should not be tolerated at all... since you might bring this up ill go ahead and say it... you may say well what it a woman is raped? why cant she have an abortion? well heres a good simple answer, for what you might have intended for evil god intended for good. all things that occur have a purpose... and i do not believe everything as it seems... I believe what i want to and i wont be told different unless it can be proven...

  • "WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE INTENDED FOR EVIL GOD INTENDED FOR GOOD". you should be ashamed. first of all how the fuck would you know what god intends and who he intends it for. your no fucking prophet. and what gives you the right to speak for anybody, or tell them sorry you were raped, but it was "GODS PLAN. ENJOY YOUR BABY." I HONESTLY THINK THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST IGNORANT, SELF OBSORBED RESPONSES TO ABORTION I HAVE EVER HEARD. you almost deserve to be raped... your discusting.

  • haha that shows how much you know about the bible... And how christian you are... its the truth go look it up.... ask any true christ follower.. i will pray for you and remember jesus loves you... as there is no way for me to get anything into your thick skull.. good day to you...

  • whats the truth? look what up? that rape is just part of a bigger picture thats gods good intention ??? YOUR INSANE. and in case you havent gathered im not christain AT ALL. and if your "true christ followers" have the same mental insanity you do then they are just as discusting as you. i accept your prayers.. and like i said im a free thinker, im not brainwashed by church, or state. so your absolutely right you will NEVER get into my thick skull. and good day to you 2. HYPOCRITE

  • you took that whole statement out of context... i never said rape was a good intention from god, i said the baby could have been meant for good intentions hence my speech about abortion... AND like i said earlier i dont let people decide on what i believe in i choose to believe what i do... going back to my first sentence, god gave us free will. dont worry the rapist will get whats comin to him. AND like a said in my first statment to you i accept that you have your own opinion, and so do I.

  • I love how this movie is about Healthy Dorm Room Lunches, and you guys turned it into a conversation about rape and god.

  • LOL I was thinking the same thing!

  • lol i know cool right? i wasnt even talking to that guy at first, it first started with saying how someone said students cant afford it cuz bush took that away in taxes. i said obama will do the same but only itll be doubled... then acid jumped in..

  • and as far as ignoring comments, you seem to have ignored the question on why innocent people in war deserve to die? you know like how you asked me why does that baby deserve to die? i only thought it was fair that you answer your own hypocritical statement. which you havent and cant. and thats why i think you live in a little black and white box....

  • its childish and pointless i know but im bored so...........

  • You will be surprised of how many freshmen actually need this video.

  • life is strange..........

  • i know what you said, i can read. you think its ok for church and state to impose their will on others. you preach about how precious life is, then support a war that kills thousands of innocent people that were not involved in attacking us. you think a baby that comes from rape is gods good will. you preach about how jesus loves jesus loves, then you call other people degrading names cus they dont agree with you. all equals one thing= HYPOCRITE. ILL PRAY FOR YOU AS WELL

  • no i didnt say that. believe what you want to believe and thats what i do and about 90% of the time i believe what the church does, and you can believe what ever you like... Oh and on a final note, war will always exist aslong as man exists... P.S. thank you for your prayers everybody needs em... P.S.S. you ignored my statement on how obama is the type who believes he knows whats best for "US ALL!"

  • "that baby COULD have been meant for good intentions" your statement just shows that you DONT know gods plans or his intentions for anyone other than yourself. so your insane statement about " evil mixed with gods good plan" is obvioulsy absurd and is no justification to tell a woman who has been raped that she has to keep that baby.. like i said the more you talk with me the more you will step outside your box. even if you dont realize your doing it

  • oh didnt say the woman that was raped, had to keep the baby i should of said since your very much dumbfounded, she could give it up for adoption, no point in ending an innocent childs life. And GOD never intends evil onto any one, its in the bible, people choose to do harm to one another because of free will, which shows why innocent people die in wars...

  • HALLELUJUA!!! yes my little darling FREE WILL. you are absolutley correct. you just said yourself that the act of war and the fact that innocent people die, is something that happens because of FREE WILL.. AND I QUOTE, " because of FREE WILL, which shows WHY innocent people die in wars. AMEN!! so tell me rightous one... how does that make the evil act of abortion any different. ITS AN ACT OF FREE WILL. WHICH SHOWS WHY INNOCENT BABIES DIE IN ABORTIONS. the box is slowly getting more colorful

  • like is said, YOU, YOUR CHURCH, OR THE GOVERNMENT have NO right to choose who gets to live and who gets to die. THAT IS PLAYING GOD. i know your just 17 and im sure even though it might be hard to see the hypocricy in your thinking, (you cant have it both ways dear, free will isnt something you get to pick out for who you think it fits best) that the prospect of a change of mind is scary. but i truly hope you read and reread your last statement and some kind of light is shed.

  • oh also war happens because people have disagreances, which lead to war... yea i believe in avoiding war the best you can... however i wont idely sit by and let terrorists attack our country.

  • yes dear i know what war is, you dont have to start stating the obvious now. and i seriously doubt rape is something people agree on! and i dont think any woman out there goes seeking an abortion, but if she is raped or is 12 or 13 years old and on her own, sometimes decision are tough, just like in war, and sometimes you might have to do something you dont really want to do. like when soldiers kill innocent people in war. but like i said its not your decision to make

  • haha, sure guess i had to put it in different words so it made sense to you, your right about the abortion... sure you got a choice, but that dont mean it deserves to die, it looks like your box is also becoming slightly colorful... in away we both believe the same thing, however i just relate it to biblical principals vs. you free thinking methods... your entitled to your own opinion... now were getting some where.

  • and do innocent bystanders deserve to die in war?. your statements are becoming more and more hypocritical and im just trying to get you to see that. if you would just let down your biblical armour for just a minute and really think about what YOU about free will. you justified one thing that causes innocent people to die because of FREE WILL, then you damn another act of FREE WILL that also causes innocent people to die. it makes no sense, and is by defintion HYPOCRITICAL.

  • look, i respect everybodys opinion, even if i disagree with it,prochoice or prolife. however i dont respect the opinion of those you are prolife and are also prowar. you cant say that this innocent person can die because of this situation but that innocent person cant die because of that situation. thats not believing in god thats PLAYING god, period. and is by definition HYPOCRITICAL. you can have the last word on this if you like, cus there is nothing else i could possibly say on this subject

  • yes, i agree with you im just talking with you now... i am calm while saying this... i am not pro war i dont want to go to war, but if we must than so be it. where would the united states be w/o the revolutionary war? and if a 12 or 13 year old gets raped per say abortion may be necessary becuase the girl may be to young to have a child.. but if she can let it be born, or give it up to adoption. also innocent people dying in war is a sad thing. thats why we go to enemy. so we dont suffer that.

  • well well, so there is some free thinking in you after all, i believe that was the most intelligent thing you have said to me yet. the world would be unlivable if we all had the same opinion, all i expect is for your opinion to make sense to me, so maybe I can see a different point of view. well i hope we both got something out of our crazy rants and if not, maybe at least somebody who was just trying to figure out how to make a sandwhich has. and if they havent then hopefully they forgive us...

  • obama supports it, go learn your information dumbass mccain is pro life obama is pro choice and if you are any type of decent christian you would be pro life...

  • "go learn your information dumbass" that IS mighty christain of you to say. im sure there giving high fives in heaven right now for that kind of loyalty! well i hate to burst your bubble but my personal spiritual belief has nothing to do with handed down religion written by man thousands of years ago that is spoonfed every sunday to a mass of hypocrites by some preist that fucks little boys. yeah im one of those free thinking people who doesnt think the government knows whats best for everyone

  • epic FAIL

  • Agreed. What the hell kind of advice is this.

  • lmfao...^

  • RAMAN MOTHERFUCKING NOODLES

  • WERD!!! lol Toss some ground beef in with that shit!!!

  • amen bro.

  • No joke...I was expecting some good, cool info and instead got a monotone lady talking about choosing multigrain bread. Not a bad idea but come on...is that it?

    I could be a better expert than this one!!! Guaranteed!!

  • Uhm... how about cooking sth healthy like everyone else? Why would I opt for 2/3 processed food, a salad and some prepacked vitamine-low fruit dessert when I can easily prepare myself some healthy lunch?

  • and what do you plan on cooking it on? look at the title and then comment

  • Well, I thought dorm room was another word for student hostel, I didn't find any other translation. But still, if there's no kitchen, you can easily make a healthier choice than the lady in the video does (but then again, why is there the word cooking in the title? *confused*). Anyhow, I'm not the only one doubting her choice of processed foods, etc, just look at all those comments...

  • Dorm rooms do not include kitchens. Although usually in the building there is a kitchen that is mostly never used. 'Cooking' is overgeneralized to mean food preparation. Her suggestions are probably healthier than many cafeteria options.

  • yes....because she looks healthy as shit lol...this sucks.

  • yea bro fuck this imma just go to taco bell and get my cruchwrap on!

  • In what screwed up world are hot pockets and sodium-laden soups a "healty lunch"? I guess the same one where supposed college students need to be told you can tell which one is the wholegrain bread because it says "wholegrain" on the package.

  • How is this helpful. Most people know this stuff already. You'd expect a student at University to be able to tell this instantly. Also why not just eat some fruit or fresh meat rather than go for all that bread and spreads.

  • fuck this

    $1. doublecheeseburger at mickey d

    gimme 3 w/ choc shake and supersize fries

  • Oh please does anybody these days care about their health? Yes be fat and die of a heart attack if thats your fancy.

  • my mamas been tellin me this since i was born.

  • Plzzz click into my channel :)

  • Wow shes a real spitfire!

  • hi, it that true that microwave cause cancer? plz forward me any link info if u have plzz..thanks

  • now a days, there are many things that cause cancer that we are unaware, practically everything

  • anything can cause cancer. I could come to your house, give you a blowjob, and you might have cancer.

  • is your cum genetically modified?

  • lol yes it is

  • yumm baby romaine lettuce...i love those :)

  • wow you guys are gay your arguing on a food video on whether or not she said something right. GET A LIFE!!!

  • this sucks!

  • ugh she doesn't know what she's saying.. "opt for natural peanut butter's, they're lower in saturated fat" WTF PEANUT BUTTER DOESN'T CONTAIN SATURATED FAT. Natural peanut butter doesn't contain TRANS fat.. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT WOMANN

  • no duh, who doesnt know that

  • lool how to tell if bread is whole wheat/ whole grain..she says; look for the bread that says whole wheat/whole grain lool aww this video just screams excitement :)

  • who eats fruit for dessert? i mean serriously thats just pathetic

  • I agree, but some of the foods like salads and peanut butter and bread and crackers are good.

    But honestly, hot pockets and those pizza pie things and fruit cups. are filled with sodium, sugar, preservatives and fat.

  • hmm don't kno what to think of this.

  • or you could just go with the usual diet of instant noodles, Pizza, and fast food. It may not be as healthy College students have stuck to it for quite some time lol.

  • you can do A LOT with just instant noodles hahaha 2 bucks worth of extra ingredients make it worth a 10 dollar take out.

  • Wth

    two sandwiches with chocolate butter

    done...

    Stupid bitch she is!

  • This video is pretty retarded...

  • crackers and cheese ? what ?

  • Cool Thanks.. Good To Know With My New Job Coming Up.. =}

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