John Cena Must Die

[Da1337Man]

a few things all cena fans have in common:

1. they cant write worth fucking shit. (BUT C3N4 RULZ HE IZ SO AWSUM!)

2. they are all in the range of 5-10 years old

3. they wouldnt know a good wrestler if they got slapped by one. (and they've had MANY ever since the rock and stone cold left)

4. they cant give you a legitimate reason as to why they think cena is so AWSUM!

- A true wrestling fan

[dmacid]

@Da1337Man I am John Cena fan. I can speak and write in proper English. I am 25 years old. I know plenty of good wrestlers who were taught their craft by other good wrestlers and who worked hard and helped John Cena go from a muscled up kid green to the business to one of the all-time greats. And I can give you plenty of reasons why Cena is "AWSUM" as you put it. He is a workhorse in the ring, good on the mic and he draws money. In other words, you are full of shit.

[Da1337Man]

@dmacid im full of shit? so are millions among millions of other fans who hate him full of shit aswell? the guy is boring, cuts the same hogan style ''eat your vitamins, say your prayers and show respect'' promos. ever heard the expression, if you've seen one, you've seen em all? that applys to cenas matches. (cept maybe the MITB 2011 match, that was the best fucking match ive seen yet, mostly due to cm punk. and ive seen quite a few). people are just tired of him, no matter what wwe does now.

[dmacid]

@Da1337Man Bunch of sheep. Do you know who originated the5 moves of doom? Bret did and he is considered to be one of the all-time greats in the ring. And since him every main event face in WWE has done them. Fans are not tired of Cena. Sheep boo him because "its a cool thing to do." The guy almost always delivers on PPVs and gets the loudest reaction every night whether its positive or negative. He's made Miz into a star, ahs made CM Punk into a star and is now about do the same for Del Rio.

[Da1337Man]

@dmacid cena made CM punk? please tell me you arent serious.. the reason punk is being worshipped now is because he was the only one who had the balls to stand up to vince and this fucking disney show (for real, it was just made into a storyline). and the one differnce between cena and bret hart was, sure, maybe bret never got rid of the baby face gimmick, but the dude was one of the best technical wrestlers of all time. that was what made him legendary. cena and wrestling moves dont mix

[dmacid]

@Da1337Man Now you are acting like an 8 year old. Punk didnt stand up to shit. It was all a work obviously. And yes, Cena, WWE's biggest star has made CM Punk into a star by being a ying to his yang and putting him over twice in a row on PPV. WHat was CM Punk doing before Cena? He was in the midcard with 1 credible feud in the last 2 years.

[Da1337Man]

@dmacid punk has 10x the talent mr. posterboy has. i actually look forward to watching this garbage now if i know punk is going to be there. and before you say it was just a work, check your facts you fucking moron. it was indeed real, but approved by vince and worked into a storyline. a lot of former wwe stars and legends (like stone cold, hbk, foley, joey styles who also bashed wwe for real) tweeted their opinion on punks shoot, and they praised him like a god. wheres all of that for cena?

[dmacid]

@Da1337Man I like Punk. Been watching him since 2001. He is talented but without Cena he would be feuding someone like Alex Riley right now. Name calling? Yep, definitely a teenager. So kid, let me talk a little slower for you: VKM approved the storyline which makes it a WORK. For it to be real it would have to be a shoot. And since it wasnt a shoot it wasnt real. Kapish?

[Da1337Man]

@dmacid you didnt answer my question. where is all that appreciation from the wwe legends towards punk for cena? i havent heard of any. answer: because hes so predictable, dont even need to watch wtf he does. and the end of each feud, he always wins, gives this look like he just shit out a monkey and makes the little fan boys and fat ugly tennage girls wet themselfs. notice how when cena and his opponet gets cheered, its all kids for cena, and MEN for his opponets? coninsidence? i think not...

[Da1337Man]

@dmacid and also, the reasoning for the lita/edge/matt hardy storyline was 100% real, and VKM approved it. does that make it a work? lita really did cheat on matt IRL with Edge. Kapish?

[dmacid]

@Da1337Man You obviously fail to understand the difference in between a storyline based on a real event (Hardy/Edge feud, HHH/Steph angle) and what happens in wrestling actually being a real event (Montreal screwjob, Owen accident). I hate talking to kids like you who think that they know everything when you dont know the first thing about wrestling. Wrestling is business and its main point is making money, not doing cool flips. Punk is talented and one of my favorites but he owes Cena a lot.

[Da1337Man]

@dmacid ya, making money is the only thing that counts if you you're a complete fucking douchebag who doesnt care about quality and the fans, and turn a show where men are supossed to be beating each other bloody into a family show. f.e, lets say you go on vacation, and payed say 2500$ to have 1-2 weeks, it doesnt matter what your hotel room looks like right? only thing that counts is that they get your money. its a business after all. im done talking to a cena fan who doesnt know shit.

[dmacid]

@Da1337Man If you arent satisfied with what you got for your money you wont come back. Other people wont either and that hotel will soon be out of business. The same goes for wrestling. If the fans dont like it they wont watch it and wont buy tickets/merch. Fans obviously buy into WWE otherwise WWE wouldnt be turning yearly profits of 50 million. Fans like you are the problem. You consider yourselves to be smart fans when in reality youre dumb as hell.

[Da1337Man]

@dmacid no, it wouldnt be so bad if wwe was always this shitty but there used to be a time when ppl who were in cenas place would come out and the entire building would damn near fucking explode. nowadays, when any other wrestler other then cena comes out, dead fucking silence.when rock and stone cold had their last match at wm 19, it wasnt just a match anymore. it was more then that. that kinda stuff doesnt exist anymore today, and by turning this into a disney show,vince is pissing on all that

[dmacid]

@Da1337Man Arena explodes when Cena shows up. He is like Lebron James. Newer fans love him and older fans hate him. CM Punk has gotten over big lately. The Miz is getting quite a reaction, too. As long as the rest go they will either find their way or go away just like many before them. And lets not forget that back in the day people used to boo The Rock as a face and you could hear crickets during Kurt Angle v Chris Benoit WM17 match, one of the best technical wrestling matches I've ever seen.

[Da1337Man]

@dmacid ya, you can hear a high pitched scream from little kids and girls when cena shows up. you honestly gonna try to compare a cena pop against when stone cold came to save team wwf? thats disgusting. cena gets booed in his own fucking hometown for gods sake lmfao

[dmacid]

@Da1337Man No, I am comparing the reaction he gets from the fans, both positive and negative. The fans get engaged in his matches whether they wanna see him win or loose. And that conflict in between women and children (lets go cena) and sheep (cena sucks) takes over every Cena match, no matter who he goes up against.

[saaar101]

that was a gud trailer for the movie

[GoodAssVideos]

john cena is stupid

[leongmunpun]

F**k u bitch

[1234mrgreatone]

Ya know, some guy said cena is gay

[pHilipPineRapADdict]

why john cena must die? why not you?

[thelaffen1]

don't you get it, its a ''movie called john tucker must die and this is a parody

[IR305]

John Cena sucks. I guarantee most of these comments were posted from girls or kids that know crap about pro wrestling.

[MrDivalover1]

@IR305 I know boys and girls or dumb kids like jrfan who loves cena. cena is a joke in ring just like hogan was in ring no wrestling skills at all.

[JHAYTOT1]

You Must Die

[benyaminwise]

who speaked french?

[blackwing858687]

john cena is awsome

[THEWOLFNET111]

هههههههههههههههههه

استغفر الله بس

[locomex23]

i think im deaf but at 1:08 thy said john tucker

[TheSmallShow1]

O_o

[supergiant1234]

14 people missed the Like button

[KrBandidas]

John Cena is my role model

[sadistiquemind]

LMAO.... John was a playa!

[iheartvolleyball4evr]

i loved thay move!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xLuiKangx007]

Lucky John Cena

[naruto5360]

John Cena forever hes the best wrestler

[chatlos]

sounds cute

[Theblacksingers2]

Nice

[wolfkaike]

whot is this music???

[Theblacksingers2]

nice vid



[DoubleTrouble1901]

Hhaha All The Girls Love John Cena Hehe

[02Maceto]

JARIA 4 EVER !

[lamonte2001]

really good i give u props

[afia265]

the fake john cena must die which is the one that sucks up to these stupid fans but the real chain gang cena rulesss and MUST COME BACK

[johncenalover1020]

@BeyonceFan121 wat does that mean? jw

[LegendKillingChain]

I'm a big Cena fan,but I'd go see this if it was a new Cena movie

[MrCmqcmq]

who is john togger

[catCRAAAZY]

LOL

[caj1023]

Lol.....

[johncenalover1020]

give me 5 reasons y john cena should die? He is awesome and hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeyonceFan121]

@johncenalover1020 ew gtf

[mealex6013]

@johncenalover1020

1)he sucks at wrestling

2)he only got 3 moves

3)he supports the PG era

4)only little kids and women like him(the woman only like him cuz dey think he is hot

5)he uses steroids

[bridgebuilder3]

@mealex6013 1) shut up no he doesn't he beat the great Khali, big show, the whole nexus and batista

2) no 4 or 5 moves 3) he wants young children to watch him 4) not really lots of people love him 5) well that is a good reason

[mealex6013]

@bridgebuilder3 first off wwe is scripted and fake anyone can beat anyone hell santino can beat undertaker for chist sakes

[bridgebuilder3]

@mealex6013 ok calm down 

[DemonHWE]

@mealex6013 Granted WWE is scripted but they dont script the whole match.

Experienced guys like HHH and Jericho and even Undertaker can improvise. Mid-match is "do as you like" they only tell them how it should end.

On John Cena's matches, it normally resumes to "beat Cena up". However, granted that Cena fights "Hogan style", that's all he'll ever do.

[rmathew2]

@johncenalover1020 He sucks dick outside of the ring and sucks balls inside of it

[TheMariroo]

@johncenalover1020

REALLY HOT! :D

[nomoretears10]

@johncenalover1020

1. He is ruining wrestling by turning it into a PG Disney-like show

2.He has 5 moves at most.

3.Take away little kids and teen girls and he has nothing.

4.He spits in the face of REAL WRESTLERS who made the company great (The Rock, Stone Cold, Shawn Michaels)

5. His music is absolutely pathetic.

[LittlJohn]

JOHN CENA IS THE MAN!

[rmathew2]

@LittlJohn He sucks dick outside of the ring and sucks balls inside of it

[LittlJohn]

@rmathew2 LMAO, that was so funny it should be tweeted lol, i disagree but it was funny lol

[rmathew2]

@LittlJohn Thank you, I probably bash Cena alot with one of those points, first time I combined them.

[unthinkative]

you spelled coming soon with 2 m's....

[gchck]

there saying john tucker wtf

[katly1406]

yesssssssssssssss... john cena must die

he sucks! i hate so much cena!

[zanessaloversxxxxxx]

that really good x

[TFjazzthepimp]

nice dude

[foreverfamous25]

lol haha dis funny

[danielahernandez100]

i mean 0:53

[danielahernandez100]

53 is funny lol

[danielahernandez100]

this is funy

[02Maceto]

CENA is the man . . . his haters are only jealous . . . FUCK RULES FUCK HATERS

[TheNextMrBean]

But The Miz is not the man! he sucks

So does Randy Orton

[violentooskar]

yeah and youre in sick love of john cena i know that you got an signed photo of john cena and you kiss it every night before sleep

[sexy602chica]

cena does steroids!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xiLoveSkateboardersX]

no he doesnt

[ioratiskrishserhetai]

FRED COMMENTED ON MY CHANNEL

[melinaluna11]

cena so hot

[shannonmoorecutie]

lol at maria at the end take that mother *GOES OFF* :]

[cenahardylover4ever]

j jo joh john john c john ce john cen john cena john cena i john cena is john cena is HOT!!!!!!!!!! COPY AND PASTE IF U THINK CENA IS HOT

[shady9622]

cena is the man

cena is the man

cena is the man

thanks

[DeeJay00017]

SCREW ALL OF U,CENA IS THE MAN!

[elinapple]

hahahaa

i think i am dying

[holyshinji]

LOL

XD

[SweetieMyHorse]

lmao!!

[PrincessJacto]

that was pimp but you should have blanked out 'tucker" and put cena!

[qwejijq]

cena sucks and he would never get all of them unless it was a story line

[zGunn3rZ5]

u wont even get an ant

[qwejijq]

ah ha mother fucker i get them all u out of shape mother fucker now choke on that and die bitch u probably r gay for cena

[zGunn3rZ5]

lol ur still wishing to get an ant so stfu...

[qwejijq]

o i get it now i fucked your ant and then had a 5 way with trish mickie kelly kelly candice and melina

[Raven123WOW]

it would be awesome if Cena is in the ring and all the divas would came out and give him the hell

[MysterioGhirl]

lol nice

[xILOVEHARDYANDCENAx]

i love it

[muzicmania101]

luv it

[singhboy4life]

LMFAO

[PortoGirl7]

LOL

[fayeilovepurefoods]

lOLZ!

that waas awesome!_♥

[Crazywwegirl2008]

jorrie owns jickie and jaria

[SystemFan20]

Cenas reaction at the end: "..What..?" xD

[iLoveCena1222]

hahaha awesome Video:)

[wwecenahardyboyz]

cena rocks and i want mickie james to date him

[Hottie0926]

they already did when mickieasked him to come to her place for a "drink"

[MEssiRULES21]

nice ending

[mickiefan12]

lol i love that i think he should die

[melrules6]

i love jolina¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

jolina es mejor que todos los demas¡¡¡¡

[Tylina4224]

jaria beats jickie

[Tylina4224]

i can't wait for this.

i'm so excited.

i'm in love with all

of your videos.

teach me xD

[lugo2165]

john cena is like john tucker girls wanting to date him

[Trish0123]

You know i been commenting almost all you videos but is because i love them they are so great i mean ur promos amazing u should do melina vs beth promo, it would come out great i know it will.

[Wildfiregirl8]

I love it! Great job :D

[mariasdebbest]

haha i lubb the end

[kingofthegames95]

funny

[SmashBrosContest]

HAHA! I hope the girls succeed and kill John.

[TruthinWWE]

Completely agree 100% that John Cena MUST DIE!! And I hope RKO is the one that kills him too. \__0_/ > Word Life

[MizzMickieJames]

hahah!!i just watched mean girls (wwe style),lolz that was funny and this is great and i loved that movie =))

xoxo-Torrie

[gallysexybeast]

lol at the end was funay with maria good job

[ilovejohncena11]

awesome love it

[yankeegirl541]

haha love this!

[BoogeymanE14]

the name of this video is great JOHN CENA MUST DIE

[JadedDreams]

This is going to be good I Can't wait to see the next vid

[shemarpre]

iI LOVE HTIS WOOO AWESOME

[cenanhardygirl4life]

cant wait

[rlyconfsd71]

funny<3

[kikiquita01]

this is going to be verrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy funy can't wait to see

[beaner4041]

lol this is very funny i would love to see john tucker must die using your version of using cena and the divas

[mickiejamesfan945167]

what are you talking about I like John Cena but you know the movie John Tucker Must Die it's base on that... I love both John and Jeff very much but it's for not about trash talking him.. Do you get is John Tucker and John Cena??

[cece2234]

5/5 lol

[xWrestlingFanaticx]

aww poor John =(

But this should be good and funny lol

[wwefan20114]

lol this is goin to be veryyyy FUNNY