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  • challenge accepted!!!

  • When I'll be able to play this, I think that I will die happy with a complete pianist life.

  • Requirements for song: 23 Hammer, 4 flights of stairs, 76 octopuses w/ 6 eyes, Smosh.

  • two asian kids video playing this in 3... 2....

  • i know a kid who can play this.

  • Piano hero difficulty: Easy Medium Hard Expert Chuck Norris Asians Satan God Well...This is just humiliating
  • It sounds like the pianist is having a seizure.

  • I feel.... very..... small.... DAMN YOU MUSIC TEACHER FUUUUU

  • so glad im an octopus

  • I can practically feel Franz Liszt rollin' over in his grave...

  • Este es el primer tema que Jordan Rudess aprendió en piano.

  • oh my gosh you are so good at the piano! I wish I could play like you!

  • 1:47 piano pieces aren't supposed to have 8-bit laser noises in them.

  • challenge accepted...

  • Chuck Norris can play this with a straitjacket on.

  • Easy im asian.

  • chuck norris couldnt play this with 200 fingers, hes not some sort of god

  • Mother of god......how many hands does this freaking song require to play

  • Chuck Norris play this with 1 Finger .....

  • i can do it with my eyes closed.

  • 1:38

    A Wild Pokemon Has Appeared!

  • Maybe if I play it louder I will hear music? Still trying to figure out what this could be used for. I know, I can put it on the radio in the yard and scare away the moles.

  • kult! :D

  • this mite be possible with duet?? Doubtfully, maybe with three people:P

  • If the rev were still alive today he could play this on the drums

  • "It is impossible for a single human to play, as at some points all the piano staves are played at the same time, and up to 21 notes simultaneously. It is used to test MIDI software to drive it to its maximum potential, such as Synthesia, or PianoMIDI."

    Do you understand what this means?

    This means this is hard even for a computer.

    What the serious fuck.

  • @circularroot I can confirm this, I tried to play this on a Casio USB MIDI Keyboard, my pc bluescreen'd about a third of the way in. All the lights on the keys stayed lit up and all the pixels were illuminated; I couldn't even turn it off, I had to take the batteries out of the piano...

  • @circularroot Seems like this particular computer or software failed, lots of glitches...

  • it was all nice at the beginning then became freakishly intense and a little bizarre

  • Chuck norris tried to play this once, he did not succeed because he's too old and arthritic to play songs a hundred times slower than this.

  • He musta had to play wit his toes too.

  • i can play this with one finger... just hit the play button :)

  • 1:47- A wild Pokemon has appeared!

  • "I can play this with one finger." -Chuck Norris.

  • Don't get me wrong, I love Looney Tunes. But this seems like a better piece to be named "Merry Go Round Broke Down," no? Whizzing at 300mph, kids flying off...

  • 1:45 Is it a lag???

  • Hold on let me pull out my extra 4 hands out of my ass

  • badass

  • 1:37

    A Wild Pokemon Has Appeared!!

  • Oh FUCK that, man

  • Challenge. Accepted.

  • itz so confusing

  • it would take me my whole life just to learn this.

  • RIP the person who made this song

    from the year he was born, to the first time he played this song

  • After this,did the pianist like die or something ?

  • Madness.

  • I am going to try and put together a trio of pianists to play this

  • This game has no sense.

  • @jellyalv Your comment has no sense.

  • @MisterAlexandre1407 why not?

  • Try playing that:)

  • Tthat's what my DNA sounds like.

  • The doctor laughed when I was born with six arms. I'll show him!

  • Chuck Norris just got a worthy challenge.

  • 1:38 Can someone please tell me what this string of notes is called? I'm not a piano player:(

  • WOW. This is like, SO easy. My CAT can play this! -.-

  • @MehPlaysPiano Is your cat asian?

  • it seems like i am a gigantic octopus!!!!!!

    an octopus with 10 tentacles.

    (remember,the tentacles stand for fingers:-/)

  • Chuck Norris can play this with ONE HAND.

  • @ophello Dude,how many fingers does Chuck Norris HAVE?

  • I think it is a bit faster than a gallop.....

  • You can play this but with a minimum of 3 people because towards the end it would be difficult to play with 4 hands on the keyboard. It's not impossible, just damn difficult.

  • Dubstep late 1940s

  • *stares* Grocery shopping time!!! :DD *buys octopus, Asain, Chuck Norris and unrealistic cartoon*

  • The guy that composed this was on some heavy drugs.....XD

  • And he never scored...

  • well... places like 1:17 = 15 notes at once.....

    Ok step 1: get flexible enough to get my feet up to the keyboard.....

    Step 2: Coordinate my toes....

    Step 3: Try and... Oh fuck this I give up.

  • This was composed to stress test auto-play pianos it is an impossiple song to play.

  • Ugh ugh ugh ugh aha ahhh aahhh uuughhh.... MOTHER OF HOLY SHIT CAKES

  • For all you dumb fucks who say they require octopuses to complete this song, octopuses have 8 legs. We have 10 fingers. Seriously, learn to count.

  • Dear Synthesia, Please arrange all songs that are only playable with 2 hands. If not, 2 persons. This song, of course, can be played by Chuck Norris with 1 finger. But that's not the point.

  • Apparently you need 12 people to play this

  • As hard to play as it is painful to listen.

  • Holy crap

  • Davy Jones will play this like a boss!!!

  • i tried.....its not that easy

  • This is going to sound very stupid buuuuuttt.... I would like to see a band try to play this.

  • 2:07. Shit! Pokémon trainer saw me.

  • Expert mode

  • I'll bet there is some asian kid who can play this.

  • 1:46 wild Pokemon appeared

  • 1:36 A Wild Pokemon appeared!!

  • Tom and Jerry much?

  • Keyboard cat was on drugs that day, RIP.

  • I can do this with amputated arm!

  • my cat can do that

  • nonono this is chuck norris's first tap dancing recital

  • I would rather run 500 miles than even try to play this

  • Also Known as "Chuck Norris's piano recital"

  • @xandeus9 get it correct, Chuck Norris's first piano recital

  • So glad I'm an octopus ...

  • Asian Dad: Alright son warm ups over

  • hey all the asin jokes cut em out im a dam asin and even i stare at this god dam wishing i could pull this off with my piano player bro now can all asins like this so WE DONT HAVE TO BE ANNOYED WITH JOKES THAT ARE ANNOYING

  • Thats how you break your piano!

  • Pff chuck noris kan dit met een finger

  • It's like a Kirby song from hell! o.O

  • Who ever wrote this, went through a hurricane.

  • What happens when Mozart stares at a strobe light...

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  • am I the only one who finds this hilarious?

  • this is imposibil

    

  • IMPOSSIBRU!

  • would it work if i used my feet too? :P

  • I guess slamming my face on the piano seems like a reasonable substitute.

  • @NathalieC6 :close enough:

  • lets play piano :D.... =.=

  • Sorry, I was born with a rare birth defect and I only have 10 fingers, so I can't play this :(

  • The iPhone has an app for this too.

  • i want to see keyboard cat play this

  • Around 3:40 I felt like I wanted to start shouting! XD

  • 4:12 received BSoD

  • I never can kill that last ship in space invaders...

  • *faints*

  • This originally was a banned Mario theme.

  • Am I the only one who thinks this is silent movie gold?

  • Fu cb cach

  • what is it with chuck norris al the time, if he can play this than he must come to my house and smash my head into my keyboawahglbarulgbaqbghfavo

  • piano level: chuck norris

  • Hey here's an idea. STOP USING THE SAME DAMN JOKE! i can play this with one finger. hey guess what that one finger can be used to put a bullet in your head. make it useful

  • @gears122 whose damn joke was it orinally

  • Nobody is ever gonna play this on his own

  • I can use my index finger to play this...Just press play.

  • high expectations asian dad: only use index fingerr !

  • sounds a bit like Pacman and Space Invaders...

  • this is somewhere btween carnival music, galaga, and looney tunes

  • chuck norris warms up with this

  • this sounds awful, why is this even a thing

  • This is CHUCK NORRIS warm up, before he start play on piano...

  • @ludeeeenko Why Chuck Norris this, Chuck Norris that, Chuck Norris is very pissed off about shitches like you mentioning him everytime you see something you're too STUPID to do, get it?

  • Hmm.

    This is a tough one.

  • Austria:CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

    Me:let me get the EPIC FAIL Gear....now where is Dr.Octagonapus?

  • @Rocitboi12 I love you for knowing hetalia

  • it sounds like two huge millipedes running acorss a piano in attempt to get it on...

  • Well, obviously, Austria is expressing his feelings with the Piano.

  • i deem this Officially the hardest piece on piano, unless someone knows something else.

  • Asian Dad: Good! Now play it backwards!!

  • I know how to play the green part...

  • Skill Level: Super Asian

  • Not even possible. I count 12 fingers at least.

  • I came.

    TO THE CIRCUS

    HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA

    Fuck you.

  • I like pretending I can play this on my air piano, it's fun :) Lol! It would be decent if we could actually PLAY it of corse;D x

  • According to the Wikipedia article, this song is intentionally impossible to be played by humans. Period. Gotta love composing trolls.

  • Chuck Norris can't play this with his feet!He can play it with his arse hairs :3

  • Ok I've looked this over; And I can play from 1:59 to 2:01

  • so.. i practiced a bit ..

    and im preaty sure i can armpit fart this pretty good...

  • Im sorry.. But i only have 2 hands

  • @MrPpoochie im freakin asian, chucks father and 12yrs old this year. Any fackin problems?

  • piano hero on easy for asians

  • freaking asians

  • Good luck finding your fingers after playing this.

  • @ninjafly35 Gods don't have fingers.

  • 1:41 LAZOR!!!

  • Are you all 12 yrs old people ? Stop joking on asians and Chuck Norris, not only these are outdated, but these jokes are fucking boring, I mean, where's the elaboration ? Example: Chuck Norris can play this with his (insert part of the body). It's all done ! That's supposed to make people laugh ?

  • 1:45 wild POKEMON appeared....

  • Hello Amazon

    * Yes?

    I am going to need 12 octopuses, and a copy of synthesia

    * Why?

    Just.. Just dont ask

  • @ALporpoise You could just get two Asians.

  • @NapalmsBurningHatred How your comment has no thumbs ups is beyond me... here's one.

  • @ALporpoise i always wondered why it wasn't octopi... i know the correct way is octopuses but it sounds wrong to me.

  • @ALporpoise Why does everybody keep talking about octopuses? Humans have 10 fingers, octopuses have only 8 appendages. What you need is an impossible octopus with a human hand on each tentacle.

  • @ALporpoise Why not just order an Asian?

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  • I can play this from 3:38 to 3:40, pretty impressive if I do say so myself

  • I Can play this, form 2:04-2:07. :)

  • Ooh, pretty patterns...

  • I really what to know why people think Chuck Norris is so awesome.

  • Asian dad: I know he's still in the womb but I have faith in him!

  • 0:50 - The Piano broke

  • I can play this... I hit the play button on Youtube.

  • cool !

  • i wonder that synthesia doesn't said. An Error occured, while playing this shit! Your System was destroyed!