BF3: It's Tacktikuhl, Carl

[GreenyFool]

COD3 had vehicles, then MW came out and COD turned to the steamed shit it is now.

[carlunaden]

Meanwhile In COD: I just did a 720 backspin grenade throw sniper shot!

What?

[dralvinft]

anyone know the name of the song in the intro??

[Dinklepuff]

Heard the yacht joke. = SUB

[AUStarScream]

Meanwhile in cod, a window breaks

[runelscape]

can someone help me how was he level one and have 2300000 points to go to level 2

[umgolem50k]

@runelscape His rank is "Colonel Service Star 1" The numbers start from the beginning, when you reach Colonel (which is the one with the eagle as a symbol).

So he's actually rank 46. A Colonel (rank 45) with one service star.

[Residentevil2nut]

@runelscape you must be new to this game -_- 

[MrZaylo]

haha that kitty pic when he flanked

[JustTheBestVids]

COD Player: Theres a camper behind that wall!!!!

BF3 Player: BOOOOM! What wall?

[xXsalvattosXx]

@JustTheBestVids i actually had that happen to me once on Caspian border their was this guy hiding behind a wall so i pulled out a smaw blew up the wall then shot the camper in the face

[mummoforce]

BFBC2 teaches how to burst fire. You just couldn't go full auto on anything. It's the same thing here. Although the sights are directly on the enemy the bullets hit somewhere else when spraying. There are exeptions however, like the L85A2 that has so low rate of fire that the bullets actually hit when spraying a full mag.

P.S. Why does everyone use the M16 and the M4A1? People seem to think that they are really good, but looking at the videos they use a lot of bullets to kill one guy.

[wheelrunner25]

@mummoforce l85a has high recol anyways.. so you still kinda need to burst fire.. if i didnt it would probably be OP Lol

[Shark00n1337]

You sound like seth rogen man

[twitch5000]

"GIMME YO SAMMICH"



[justin15677]

Change your smoke alarms.

[LafayetteH]

what are u'r pc specs?

[RealGamerForever]

ooh its so expensive 49,95 euros i dont have such money GOD!!! I WANT IT !!! PLAYING BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2 ! I WANT THE BF 3 REALISM!

[kartog22]

@RealGamerForever BF3 sucks, and you wont know that until you try it

[LightWthoutTheStatic]

@kartog22 Lies. What's your gamer tag in COD?

[LightWthoutTheStatic]

@RealGamerForever "RealGamerForever" is a liar. I play the game alot on PS3 and I think it's a blast. I lot of other people play and love it. Others can't handle it.... if you're a gamer, it's worth the money for it. BF2BC was a blast, and BF3 is even better. (slightly different, but I think it's ultimately better).

[RealGamerForever]

amazing fps ! u have to got like 160 fps ! so lucky! i can play with 60 fps only battlefield 2 and counter strike ahhhhhh and COD black ops very good video thanx for posting it :D

[MixxdMount]

Hearing you talk, makes me sad. ):

[lcjj7]

Shotguns are soooooo OP

[LeadedRedDog]

The Scar-H is the strongest carbine, I realy recomend it.

[TheDJkarsy]

If you're moving and then shoot before you aim down the sight it has less accuracy because you were moving and shooting before you aiming down... It's how the game works. Think about it, you're moving and shooting which makes you bent and then you aim down, so yeah; especially with the way you shoot... You spray all of your bullets without even timing the sprays for more accuracy, so of course you're gonna be off sometimes

[TheDJkarsy]

@TheDJkarsy you were also moving while aiming down which is pretty stupid if you're gonna complain about it

[Austin91USAF]

Such a tremendous faggot.

[ThePuckington]

lol how do you know the other guy wasn't with his friends just laughing his ass off. I do it sometimes, I take the piss out of the enemy and after they start murmering crap to get back at me I don't bother reply. I know I won lol. So It was either an even match or he won lol. As much as I'm against his Cod remark lol.l

[LightWthoutTheStatic]

THIS GUY is hilarious! Lovin this. BF3 seems to have so much funnier commentators than COD in the grand scheme. Just my opinion though.

[GhillieproductionsJR]

what the fuck is up with the random ass cat photos? lmao

[IBxF4ttySpiiNs]

i got creeped out when he said about caspian border with that funny face that came up on the screen

[texsouthpaw1991]

far cry 3 <3

[ElectroFanatic1]

at times you sound like joe swanson out of family guy when your voice drops deep.

[freedomnutz]

jizzed at your graphics

[BlueRaptorTiger]

Honestly, an expanded Atacama Desert would be a great DLC for BF3. And make it the Army, not the Marines on that map.

[keveydaking]

grand bazaar is such a clusterfuck

[trevormcdonald2]

dude your hilarious haha

[PorkaDoboBOY]

In the beginning of this video i see your dead team mates on the ground and your a medic. Its fucking people like you that don't do your fucking job. Irritating as hell bitch.

[igrenade]

sounds like you're still mad at him since you decided that he's worthy enough to be mentioned in this video.

he won.

[TheOdinistman]

CoD WaW was in my opinion the only good cod game >.>

[chandlymen]

Pow right in the kisser ahaha ur awesome

[strikerz32]

liked simply becuz of the epic music in the beggnning

[twentysided]

was this sped up or does it just play that much smoother on pc?

[johnplayerspecial88]

@twentysided

I know consoles are locked at 30fps for this game. whereas the PC supports 60 fps or more (depending on monitor)

[jerliba]

1:50 - i love that part

[ScreamingAtOwls]

0:33 - Did you just throw two medkits?

Not bad...

[EnergyDog23]

@ScreamingAtOwls Not bad ;<

[DodgeMan360]

ITS TINY CHINESE MAN!!.... AND HE'S GOT KNIVES!!!

[speedrabit101]

The intro clip in this one is just perfect. Dat guitar with the 870 = ohmygosh

[emachine310]

hahahaha direct impact with a tank sheel to the COD bush monster... lol i laughed so hard

[MrAntiHop]

My god that cats are terrorists ?! xD

[salamisaver]

lol gimmeh your sandwich

[lahme9haha]

i did a little MW headshot, (i think) couple days ago, watch?v=FEUHXv_YMHc&feature=yo­utu.be

[PyroKamakazie]

Am I crazy..... or are there cats everywhere......

[tapczan02]

9:36 less accuracy cus u takeing damage and shooting full-burst (whatever it call) against targets you barely aim=> dont hold shoot button to long. Its obvious and sorry if im the one doesnt get it ;p

[Shawn2005X]

I always suicide if I can get more then 2 kills. It's a 2-fer-1 special

[TheMirko456]

i sometimes have the same problem with hitting guys :S

[ryan4697]

funny thing that machine gun thing where it's not hitting them it doesn't happen on xbox...



[gigglefeather1]

mark-to-market accounting?

[logicaltaco]

Bullet spread is much worse fter sprinting and jumping especially for lmgs and snipers.

[GameFanaTICK386]

How do u get ur vid to run in ^0fps on youtube? Youtube drops mine to 29fps. Do u use sony vegas or what?

[GameFanaTICK386]

@GameFanaTICK386 60fps*

[Praidon]

You speak german a bit?

[xBl4ZnGunZx]

dont like shooting alot of bullets? play hardcore.

[panathora]

so this guy is a rager that uses his own team mates as a shield. ohhhhkay?

[ruguemagicmaster]

its tacktikuhl now, hm... seems overrated, but sure...

[PcTwEekers]

that how we do it in BF3 lmao you gust got your salf a new sub dud

[MinecraftandRedup]

tank gameplay o_O yessssssssssss

[MinecraftandRedup]

call of duty Word in Bf3 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo =O

[rollo12000]

So nobodys gonna mention that he is using a shotgun?

[TauZeoN]

BF3

JUMP SHOOT = CAN'T

PRONE SHOOT = SLOW AS F*CK

CROUCH SHOOT = YOU GET HEADSHOTTED?

RUN SHOOT = GIVE ME A SECOND TO CATCH MY BREATH!

SHOOT FROM HIP = OVER A METER, NO CHANCE!

CAPS = WIN!

[CmoreBuhts]

You got my subscription because of your starsky and hutch reference. It was Mr. Chow lol

[TheMrfitz1995]

cat fish

[tommytigerpants]

Play hardcore bro.

[crysisinwar]

OMFC a cat image at @11:15

[oODustBurnOo]

Where did you get the sexy cat pictures? they´re epic ! <3

[BadTroll69]

dust magnifier masheen LOL

[volkomennutteloos]

Watching these video's 1080p requires quite some speed. Hell, this game is so damn beautiful for a kick-ass pc. Looks marvellous on my XBOX, but still =P

[davidblsck007]

my name is not carl =/

[BadTroll69]

dat song at the beginning..I want it Carl

[yvan905]

My name's Carl. ._.



[kdog290]

"Aim down sight automatic hip fire" lol

[alvinperlas]

best way to kill a Troll.... shoot them with a tank!

[bluray54]

''Direct impact with a tank shell'' sounds so sexual :3

[bluray54]

Is it possible to hold the frag before you throw it on console?

[CoolJamser]

@bluray54 Not on PS3

[dikkezeug321]

lol that song remindend me of mipsy my russiandwarfhamster

[NSgoldy1]

Who is the black dude @ 2:35 ???

[Lorfmor]

@NSgoldy1 Louis from left 4 dead.

[farshad040]

@NSgoldy1 I think its a guy from Grand Theft Auto.

[Eiffel61]

@NSgoldy1 it's Louis from left 4 dead

[HaloWarlord117117]

@NSgoldy1 thats sargeant ticklebum

[vide0gameCaster]

@NSgoldy1 Someone in Half-Life

[Darkessrules]

@NSgoldy1 Louis from Left 4 Dead

[HottiCaroline]

@NSgoldy1 Louise from Left 4 Dead.

[TheForgottenFlames]

@NSgoldy1 Louis from L4D :D

[X7crow7X]

2:35

[NOTobeseAMERICAN]

The legs through the wall glitch has been around since BF1942

[CHOCALATTEzFTW]

Dude you need to respect other peoples opinions about CoD, I understand they piss you off in fact I play CoD, Halo, and Battlefield and not all CoD players are morons. I am just giving you advice though because if you want views not everyone is a battlefield player, so a lot of your views will be from CoD players. I am not saying that you should worship CoD but just to respect it a little more if you want more views. This is not meant as hate but as advice only. k

[jadger1871]

I had to mute it, most annoying child ever. His voice almost sounds grown up, but his idiocy says clearly still lives in his parents' basement.

[justmedawg]

@jadger1871 are you talking about yourself? :3

[justmedawg]

@jadger1871 are you talking about yourself? :3

[xTZeronx]

Am I being brainwashed by 0.001msec pictures of cats?

[kazhirran]

@TheRussianBadger You've probably heard it before or already know it, but go hardcore instead of normal if you're tired of people being able to take 20 shots to the chest before dying.

[GraveDiggerIII]

why are u so proud of killing a defenseless sniper with a tank? virtually anyone could have done that lol

[ContactGam1ng]

i dont think ive ever killed someone with hip fire

[MASTERLINKX123]

Yep Badger, thats just the way the CoconutCookie crumbles

[majorstuped]

ending clip = MEGA TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[majorstuped]

on xbox i have the type 88 infer red supp. and grip its so bad ass

[TarikProductions]

He kind of sucks at bf3..In this video, at least.

[TheUsmchero]

you need to play hardcore >.<

[jonathon322000]

its a carbine not submachine

[Degenerate999]

Am i the only one who noticed subliminal black guy face at 2:35?

[TrippDay]

Kinda funky, how the 870 Shots match with that sunny - mood music in the beginning.

[dougpelo]

@5:20 Smoke alarm battery dying? lol

[leay4]

I paused my porn for this :D

[driverzoom]

What's a catfish?

[Wintergore]

You show up on map when sprinting ;P

[EbonRogue]

I love it wen support puts c4 on my tank and then gets in after i try to get away, and i detonate his c4 with my smaw.

[dieselbreakfast]

i suicide almost every time. i kill you, u no kill me.

[Spliffer45]

i dont like those games of jet chicken, even if i win.. could be doing so much more not dead and with a jet still in the air.

[masturcheef12345]

Witchcraft, trechery, catfish, carl. <-90% of his vocabulary

[cawmerejay]

LOL RANDOM CATS

[philosofrenzy]

You missed a lot of the shots while complaining about how many shots it took to kill him. You hit him about 5 or 6 times. I actually *like* this about regular: each weapon has its ideal range, and it underperforms when used outside of it. It's why I stopped playing hardcore, eventually. There was just no reason to use anything other than a KH2002 or FAMAS.

[Froggy22651]

Personally, I prefer the Russian team. They always sound so chill, even with everything exploding around them, and compared to the Americans, their dress is just badass.

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

I so freaking love Battlefield 3! Sooo very different from Cod. I'm orginally a "Codfag" as many would call me... Although I still play the series a little bit. My top 3 Cods must be Cod4, w@w and... Yes, MW2, despite all the bullshit. And yes, I did get MW3 for some reason... Oh and my platform is Xbox 360.

[videogamelover124]

@Ifyoukn3wIt Why would we care?

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

@videogamelover124 Not really you guys, Badger, he talked about Cod and stuff so I just said what I think :)

[Aztech73]

Bro why was i now subbed to you?

[Aztech73]

@Aztech73 I meant not

[Dojjgjjd]

I rather but C4 on a tank and suicide than wait to re-spawn and blow up the tank :D

[oMaGiicX1]

@Dojjgjjd lol

I do that and shit my pants waiting to re-spawn, hoping no one blows up whatever I put the C4 on. XD

[cantolle4life]

how do u hold ur grenades?

[arrowheadsup]

@cantolle4life It's cooking the grenade. Tap grenade button and hold the trigger button.

[dhobstone]

ugh i hate when people play assault and pass by a dead teammate and not even revive them

[BitfeNicks]

I stopped watching after he didn't rev his teammates.

[J8Dust8]

@BitfeNicks bro, you mad?

[BitfeNicks]

@J8Dust8 About what? About the fact that the person playing is a terrible teammate? No, not mad, I don't play with him.

[psbauman]

So... what happened? In a matter of weeks you went from doing a great, intelligible, coherent weapon guide in English to this "bro", "catfish," and "carl' gobbledygook, talking about a bunch of self-congratulatory, pseudo-tactical crap.

Yeah, people suicide to blow up your fucking tank with people in it. Do the math.... Bro! Or is it catfish?

[cod5ki11er]

@psbauman That's Badger, He has his serious moments (Guides.. etc) but his commentaries will always be goofy and well pretty entertaining.

[psbauman]

@cod5ki11er Ah, ok. Sorry for the douchey comment. It was late.  In the light of day, I can see the appeal. It's certainly entertaining to watch this guy play; he's damn good IMO.

[420HonorLord]

thats why i play hardcore!

[Skillish24]

amtrac decoy LMAO

[alex041691]

You sound exactly like Seth Rogen

[TheVitaoBR]

Thumbs up if u danced with this music too...

Only me?

[kieranf50]

its a dingy you turd think you no it all ha

[joaovictor1994]

The building at the end, holy shit I've never seen it so fucked up! Its so bright, the walls aren't even there anymore o.O

[Elitescope2006]

Was loving the CoD trash talk until i saw you using a Bad Company dog tag.

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

[jorgevillanuevav95]

I SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!

[Element0Hg]

You are the Seananners of BF3, but you are cooler in a charming way! :)

[heyitskawika]

the only way that BF3 should be like COD is how COD has prone block if there is no leg room or cant turn when the legs would be against the wall or blocked by an object. too many people be camping MCOM stations with half their bodies thru the walls. Grand Bazaar first set station B is a prime example.

[end1234567]

they nerfed the IR scope because everybody and their cock sucking grandma just spammed that shit in hardcore mode like if you weren't using that scope you would just get dominated

[aiKanarii]

i had bob saget on my team the other day

[iLikaDaSexxxx]

i was forced to look up what the word "catharsis" meant

[oMaGiicX1]

Shooting enemies farther away = Single fire, not full auto.

[Dojjgjjd]

@oMaGiicX1 I usually just tap the trigger on full auto

[oMaGiicX1]

@Dojjgjjd Maybe at short range, but if its farther tapping the trigger just becomes luck. Switch to single shot or burst on most guns and aim for the chest or head if you think you can get it and you'll do better. I see too many COD fan-boy's tapping the trigger and its so much more inaccurate than single fire, and 9 out of 10 times they get laid out on the field.

[Dojjgjjd]

@oMaGiicX1 Okay i'll try it more often, and i'm not a COD fanboy lol been on BF since 1942.

[oMaGiicX1]

@Dojjgjjd Lol I believe you. I just see people get in a game with a COD clan tag or psn tag CODGOD or some stupid name and they play every game like its TDM and run into bullets and dont play the objectives. Then they complain when their team looses. Then DICE releases another patch to Nerf everything .... haha

[TheSiana676]

@oMaGiicX1 3 round bursts 

[oMaGiicX1]

@TheSiana676 Ill stick with single fire since I play hardcore. But up close they get three to the chest or two to the head.

[pkmChris]

@oMaGiicX1 2 shot burst*

[Box545x39]

You can't complain about how many bullets it takes when you don't play Hardcore.... Nice vid though.