Win A Helicopter Comedy Contest

[Traxxasaddict17]

I know the contest is over but: Relationships are like fat people-most of them never work out.

[spicus123]

when is the contest ending

[spicus123]

dear taoistflyer,

i would really like to win this helicopter sice i have never flown a two chane lone.

i am a subscryber and i gave many of your videos a thumbs up since i am an avid

supporter of your channel.thank you fr your time and i would appreciate it greatly f you

put some consideration into this.

yours sincerely,

spicus123

[sindrekull1]

why is the pig pink??

couse it did get

a slapp

[mikeHAWKfilms]

Me and my girlfriend don't get along, I think it's because I'm a LEO and she's a fucking bitch.

[mikeHAWKfilms]

I nicknamed my girlfriend The Ocean, because she's beautiful and majestic...

but once a month, it's shark week.

[mikeHAWKfilms]

I nicknamed my penis AllState, so I know that it's always in good hands.

[cessna815]

This is a long one so bear with me: A blond walks out of the house and opens the mail box and slams it shut and walks away, I say what was that for. She comes out again opens the mail box and slams it shut and walks away, I say whats her problem. She walks back out opens her mail box and slams it shut I say lady is there a problem with your mail box she says yes it's broken I say whats wrong with it she says my dam computer says I got mail

[spicus123]

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill ?................to get to the bottom

[spicus123]

whick is heavier a pound of feathers or a pound of chicken....................non­e there both the same

[spicus123]

what kind of car does tarzan drive...............a mazda323 !

[TBA3035ify1]

@spicus123

twitter:facbook you are my enemy

google:without me you were lost

yahoo:I also can do that

mozila:me too

internet:but without me all of you lost

energy:can you open my absence

[LarryTheStormtrooper]

what is invisible and smels like carott?..........a bunny fart!

[mikeHAWKfilms]

What's the difference in a pizza and a hooker?

I've never bought a pizza for four dollars.

[Scrabbatical]

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them, too!

[Tuckerwayne123]

what did the penise say to the condom??...cover me im goin in!!

[trelozakinthinos]

Husband to wife:

-I bet that you can not tell me something that it can make me feel bad and good in the same time.

-The plumber isn't better then you at sex.... :D

[Megalodon64]

A business man is late for his interview. He tries to park his car but theres no parking space. He looks up and says, God if you give me a parking space I will quit smoking I will stop drinking I would stop cheating on my wife and I will start going to church every Sunday. And then all of the sudden a free parking spot appears!!!! He parks his car looks up and says, Oh God dont worry I had found one!!!!!!

[Azarooroo]

What's the difference between batman and a robber?

Batman can go into a store without robin!

[gunbarrell13]

how are wealthy doctors and monks alike

they both have lot of patience

[AnitaRoseDiamond]

A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash.

Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots."

And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will."

[TheAMAKID]

There are 3 types of pain

1. Pain

2. Excruciating pain

3. Stepping on a lego

[espike0696issweet]

how did dairy queen get pregnant? because burger-king didn't cover his whopper!

[datootad1]

Husband: What is that strange man doing under our bed?

Wife: I have no idea, but you should have seen him in the bed.

[mpf96]

What sits in the corner and rattles? Phinoccio by wixxing (german word is wixxen)

sry german to english translator

[theman160090]

lol 2 channel....what a joke

[3USRNAM3]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

[Gtrx0998]

Did you just fart??? Because you blew me away!

[harmanbirdi]

why did the gum cross the road because it was stuck to a chikens leg

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

A Man threw a grenake at Chuck Norris. After being killed, the man was disintegrated by Chuck Norris' stare

[TheFamousguns]

What's black & white & black & white & black &white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

What's black & white and laughing?

The penguin that pushed him.

[Xxchanman2847xX]

two terriorist were in a cave they were about to suicide bomb a building one terriots says

"do you have kids?

the other says yeah and pulls out a wallet and shows the other terriost the pics

the other terriosts says how old are they?

the other says 15

the one terriosts ahh kids, they blow up so fast

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

A man walked out the door and his wife asked him where he was going so he said, "To get shots"

His wife let him go, and he was later seen drinking shots of beer in a bar

[hamsterwing]

I might not be a pilot but ur mom liked the way I was flyin my plane. I might not be a gamer but ur mom liked the way I was using my joy stick. I might not be a Jedi but ur mom liked the way I was fighting with my lightsaber.

[MISTY22753]

why doesnt mexico have a good olympics team??

because all their best swimmers jumppers and runners are in the united states

[9hatasgonnahate9]

When will we know who gets the skyhawk?

[taoistflyer]

@9hatasgonnahate9 feb 15th

[9hatasgonnahate9]

Ok... What is red and looks like a bucket = red bucket what is blue and looks like a bucket= red bucket in disguise

[adgamiz25]

Ok here it is...If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress.

[MrJojoboy88]

Why aren't you supposed to scare a man while he's fixing a light bulb? He'll punch the lights out of you. LOL LOL LOL

[Marco8372710]

When will you post your vidio of who wins the helicopter

[Marco8372710]

Give me every thing said a boy. The mother said no because they are poor. The kid had many toys and left a mess but the poor guy didn't have a new helicopter so he wins a competition but wins a toy car. He gets so upset that buys a helicopter and had fun i with it.

[KickAss542]

Whats the difference between Human centipede and Nokia??

The Human centipede actually connects people XD

[nerfreconmaster752]

@KickAss542 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!

[nerfreconmaster752]

Bill was in school when the teach asked;"If 5 birds are on a power line and 2 get shot, how many are left?" Bill says; "None, they all fly away." The teach says;"No, there a 3, but I like your style of thinking." The next day Bill says to the teach;"Hey, I've got a question for you: 3 women are eating icecream on a bench, 2're biting it and 1's sucking it, who's married?" The teach says;"The one's who sucking it?" Bill says;"No, it's the one wearing the ring but I like your style of thinking."

[TheCpokreeft]

Kick Your Ass

A man and his son are cutting wood. and the son cuts down his father's leg.

The man says: son, if you do it again i will kick your ass.

XD realy funny i hope i win

Cheers Mates

[TheNephilimGiant]

(this ones for the babes) Wanna hear a joke about my sky cawk ? nevermind you will never get it : D

[87rockman]

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world?

He drowned.

[87rockman]

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

[Marco8372710]

I would give you many thanks.

[Marco8372710]

Give me a dollar said a kid. But the mother said NO. So he got sad and said I want candy. The mom gave him a candy and he gobbles it up. Then his mom said don't be so harsh.

[rushfirebutthole]

your mom



[jfzeligman]

A religious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. The minister went to see him. He found the man in excellent health, and asked, "Why don't we see you at services anymore? The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "When I got to be 90 I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and must have forgotten about me ..... and I don't want to remind Him."

:)

[Quellbrunnify]

Hi I´m from Germany and will tell you an German joke translated in Englisch, i hope its possible to understand :)

Little Hans is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming

pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool!" yells the lifeguard.

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Hans.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

I think ist kinda cute,

greets from germany

[BeachCarr]

Actually, I have 2 jokes that I made up myself...

Joke 1.... What do you call a midget prostitute? "A low blow"

Joke 2.... What do Gay Bakers eat? "Doughnuts"

even if I don't win I hope people use and enjoy them...Later

[MaxSceats101]

two men are hunting in a forest, one man trips over and hits his head on a root and get knocked unconcious the other man panics and calls 911. "operator! operator!" he says, "i think my friend is dead!!"

"okay," says the operator "first we need to make sure they are dead alright?

"right" says the man. the line goes silent for a while before the operator hears a gunshot!

"alright," says the man, "he's dead now what do i do?"

[90weable]

One man is on the bus.

There are signs, "No Smoking"

and as you know there are lots commercials on the wall of bus.

This man got on the bus, he glanced around, and he started to smoke.

Other passages complained, " Don't you see that No Smoking sign there."

He said, " Yeah, I saw it."

Passages said, " So why don't you obey the rule?"

He said, " There are also sigh says, " Please choose XX bra." So do I have to wear bra?"

[jayman127884]

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees!

[dream363363]

the pilot overheard them and said folks ill make you a deal ill take you bouth up for a ride if you dont say a word up there i wont charge you a penny but if you say anything its $50 they bouth agreed and up they went the pilot did every stunt in the bookbut not a word was said when they landed the pilot turned to Danny and said im so impressed you never said a word Danny replied i almost did when Joanie fell out but $50 is $50

[dream363363]

Danny and his wife Joanie went to the state fair every year and Danny would say Joanie i'd like to ride in the helicopter Joanie always replied i know Danny but the helicopter ride is $50 and $50 is $50 some years later Danny and Joanie went to the fair and Danny said Joanie im 85 years old if i dont do that helicopter ride now i might never get the chance Joanie replied Danny that ride is $50 and $50 is $50

[legoman123481]

There was an old man and he walked into a bar.He didn`t have money so he bet these guys that he could bite his eye for 10 beers and a shot of anything(very expensive).So he took out his glass eye and bit it.He bet double or nothing if the could do it again with his other eye.So he took out his dentures and bit his other eye!THEN ALL THE MEN IN THE BAR BEAT HIM UP.RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA­AAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[f14pilot39]

What did the Big Car say to the Little Car?

"Your too young to drive!"

[f14pilot39]

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney?

"Your too young to smoke!"

[BrianMcKenna2]

A priest, a doctor, and a boxer walk into a bar and sit down. What happens next?

The priest walks out, why would a priest be drinking?

[TheNephilimGiant]

Wanna hear a joke about my heli cock ter ? never mind its too long : D

[FourDollaRacing]

@TheNephilimGiant Mine's too fat!

[spiritualgreen]

What is the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey rink? The hockey rink gets washed after every period.

[FourDollaRacing]

@spiritualgreen Eeewwwwww.....

[cenarocks16]

A lady went to the doctor complaining of stomach pains. she wend #2 everyday at 815 am. the doc said you have 3 worms we need to surgically remove them, the first worm says im hiding behind the heart, the second one says im hiding behind the liver, the third one says im taking the 815 out of here

[Mrholeeos]

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight not because hes afraid of the dark because the dark isafraid of him

[jayman127884]

There was a plane named jay jay. Jay jay the jet plane. That's me!

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

I gave a gun to a blonde and said "Shoot me."

The blonde couldn't figure out why the gun didn't work.

I took the ammo out.

[TrueFilmAction]

the boy went to the teacher and said im going to learn the first letters of the alphabet.he went to his mum and said whats the first leter of the alphabet she said shutup cos she was on the phone.went to his dad and said whts the second leter of the alphabet.he said yes cause he was watching soccor.he went to his brother and said whts the third leter of the alphabet he said yes cos he was playing darts.he wnt to his brotherand said same thing he said broom car went to teacer

[chelsalona]

person 1: I heard you like bad boys...

Person 2: yeahh

Person 1: Well, im not trying to impress you or anything but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, i didn't ask my parents

[barbaradz9]

Chuck Norris can lift a chair that he sits on

[barbaradz9]

Chuck Norris was 2 times in his life mad .The 2 time are THE FIRST WORLD WAR AND THE SECOND WAR

[barbaradz9]

What is small ,green and it barks .A frog in language school

[xzBLAKEzx]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

[rthao008]

what did valcano say to the other valcano?

- " stop errupting me!"

[TrichbeeT]

WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY?

[PwnP4cm4n182]

If I ever have twins, I’d use one for parts.

[FourDollaRacing]

@PwnP4cm4n182 This is my fav!

[FourDollaRacing]

Here's a taoist joke: Where ever you go....there you are!?

[darkdragoon007]

knock knock. whos there. boo hoo. boo hoo who. oh dont cry its just a joke

[darkdragoon007]

how many bolnds dose it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 million because out of those million one is smart

[Mrholeeos]

ok heres my joke ready ok make sure ur ready ok here we go:

lol wut? :/

[MrCarcallas]

I pured gallium (done putting in water) over his car when he started it up he noticed the system's not working. then when he got out his car is melted and I jammed his TV too

[sindrekull1]

if you want can i make a video for u whit my RC helicopter and it may be fun

[sindrekull1]

If you put a cow in a helicopter what happens then? ask Geir

No the helicopter falls down and it may explode! says the monkey

But what happens whit the cow than? ask Geir

The monkey responds The cow be may be a fried steak XD

[sindrekull1]

what kind of bees make milk?

Boo bees

not so funny is it!!

[gitabad]

Lol you want ear a joke !? Ok.

" DUde you are the most beautiful and funny guy i have seen on you tube".

[paraflightschool]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[Vidaell]

Guess what? Chicken butt

[GuyScottyGuy]

LOOK VVVV

There was a guy named bob and another guy named john

John:(rides up to bob in his RV wana hit the road?

Bob:Yea hold on...

10minutes later

John:whats taking you so long

Bob:you said lets go hit the road so let me find a stick

HOPE YOU LIKE :D

[Rubiksdude1000]

hey taoistflyer this joke has to do with helicopters okay a helicopter is going down there are five people and four parachutes, on the helicopter sits george washington , osama , micheal jackson , a preist , and a little boy . george washington says hes to smart to die and jumps osama says i need to bomb a village and jumps, micheal jackson says he needs to sing a song for some one and jumps, then the preist gives the chute to the kid, and the kid says dont worrie george took my bookbag haha.

[kjfenner1979]

here is my joke:Napoleon:what the....where are the Nazi soldiers?:Nazi Captain:you told us to bomb them with dynamite.Napoleon:no I said my name is Napoleon Dynamite and I am leader of Nazi soldiers

[tqexplosion]

btw i have nothing against Jews :) Peace out

[tqexplosion]

here's my joke:

Hitler: What have you done?!?!?!?

Nazi Soldiers: But you said you hate Jews!

Hitler: I said I hate JUICE!!!! Not Jews!!!!!

[asfesesease]

Nowhere does he say 'the best joke wins!' You might win if he picks you randomly and your joke isn't disgusting.

[344airsoft]

irish people shower by pissing in to the wind

[rokenbok101]

what does a powder blue prius sound like going by on the highway? iiiiiiimmmm gay, iiiiiiiimmmmm gay. when it idles it goes homo homo homo homo

[codfan971]

whats up with the jew haters here, i mean yeah jews are horrible yeah he he (hope they didnt figure out i was a jew) just kidding USA!!! USA!!!! lol

[AdicktaSinfonia]

How was wire invented? When two jews where fighting for a coin :D Got it? haha

i want that heli dude, please, i've being following you since your first post of the sima fairy micro gear chopper and the diferents canopies. I changed my channel, maybe you remember replying to Biostu channel :D Greatings from argentina. Peace

[taoistflyer]

@AdicktaSinfonia I hope your Jewish, otherwise you'll need another joke.

[AdicktaSinfonia]

@taoistflyer I am. So it's a good joke? did i win? :D

[paraflightschool]

@AdicktaSinfonia i am jewish and i find that discriminating

[nerfreconmaster752]

@AdicktaSinfonia No, I didn't get it douche bag.

[AdicktaSinfonia]

@nerfreconmaster752 thats coz u are a stupid american lol,

[nerfreconmaster752]

@AdicktaSinfonia Yeah, I don't really care for my countury either, fke politicts, theif or thief for president, and our ecomony is in the shits. Go fucking figure. Land of the stupid, home of the douchebags. (GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!)

[MegaLukikuki]

a man and a woman were playing golf and she was a golfing champion(if u have played golf and won every tim,u will have to walk to each hole)when she won she said "After 18 holes I can barely walk!

hope u noticed what i meant

[ipyonoti]

why do jews have big noses..... cause air is free

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

Life is full of disapointmen, your face is the biggest disapointment ever

(Just kidding)

[kem123h]

if a car engine has horsepower then what does a micro motor have......................hors­eflypower

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

Chuck Norris doesn't throw grenades, the grenades throw him

[MJHN1998]

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies:Why? What happened at 8:30?

[MJHN1998]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

[f14pilot39]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? "No eye deer"

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? "Still no eye deer"

Hope this makes you laugh!

[potatocannonsam]

hey taoist flyer did you read any of them yet because my joke is way back in the comments

[taoistflyer]

@potatocannonsam I've read them all.

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

What did the falcon say when he punched the other falcon? FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

Chuck Norris ate four turtles. You know what they were when he crapped them? TMNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1

[chelsalona]

yo mama so poor, when someone stepped on the cigarette butt, she said: who turned off the heater?

[FourDollaRacing]

@chelsalona I sawed your mutha's legs off....so she couldn't kick it!

[MrGarff]

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house." Nice vids.

[gunbarrell13]

hey who won

[taoistflyer]

@gunbarrell13 The contest is not over until the middle of next month.

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

Chuck Norris openned his closet and scared the boogey man to death

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

The Seargent told the blonde all she had to do to make the grenade work was puul the pin, then throw it. The Seargent had to run really fast because the blonde threw the pin, not the grenade.

[rcfanatic101]

The only way to lose ten pounds is to go shopping in England!

[rcfanatic101]

@AppleproductsChannel I swear I've heard that one before! Ha ha!

[bladejunkee]

@taoistflyer Cool.

[TheRedStar31]

i once asked god for a bike, than i realized god doesn't work that way so i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.=p

[97nnamdi]

thanks for the warm up sista

[OSEI390]

@taoistflyer hope i win :)

[441rider]

Dan sat in his hobbyroom glancing at the newest rc review when his lovely wife walked in to dust his fleet of heli's.

"Dan I have been thinking, I have noticed your heli's are getting bigger and bigger."

As she carefully picked up his modified Big Lama.

"Do you think I need a little Lipo back here?"

Dan not looking slowly glances over seeing the Big Lama 2.4ghz modded heli in her hand an said.

"No honey! you need a whole lot of Lipo to lift that up!"

.

Dan used to fly rc helicopters,

[nubanuba2]

Why can't two elephants get into a swimming pool?

Because they only have one pair of TRUNKS!

[koreanman963]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

[TheScorpionstudios]

what do you call a potato with a dick....a dick tater

[jakeEboy99]

Why did the head win the race? Because he was ahead. (X

[rccrazy2000]

when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for me

[akakillerjt]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take shit from anyone

[MJHN1998]

why is 6 afraid of 7??? becayse 789

[nitric]

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

[2142kieran]

I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you. She said is that you or the beer talking ? I replied it's me talking to the beer.

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

I wore a 24 carrot necklace to school, then everyone ate it

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

There was three women, one was a blonde. They each would sit on a mat and say what they think of themselves. If it is not true they would disapear. the first woman sat on it and said, "I think I am the prettiest person ever." and POOF, she disapeared. The second woman sat on it and said, "I think I have the longest hair ever," and POOF she disapeared. The blonde sat on it and said, "I think..." and POOF she disapeared

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were in a contest where each had climb 100 stairs to win. at each stair, someone told a funny joke and it gets funnier every step and ifthey laughed they were out. The brunette got to the second step. The tedhead got to the fourth step. The blonde got to the 99th step then she laughed. When asked why she laughed, she said, "I just got the first joke."

[anthonie843]

What is the difference between a black man and a pit bull. Its legal to own a pit bull

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Your mom"

"Your mom who?"

"YOUR MOM! Who else would I be!"

[goodpeopleeat]

Chuck norris once pointed his finger at a russian spy plane and said bang. The plane exploded and fell back to earth.

[666DemonThe]

Why blonde has mayonnaise around the neck

because

on the packaging of mayonnaise says "diamond "

[TheJarrett27]

your momma so dumb she puta dictionary on the roof and said i got high definition

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

The real reason why the dinosaurs went extinct: Your mom farted

[MJHN1998]

toaistflyer are you realley going to read all this jokes?!?!



[taoistflyer]

@MJHN1998 yes

[gabsmith1]

@taoistflyer

Father: Son if you fail your test tomorrow forget that you had a dad.

Son: Okay dad.Wish me lcuk!

(Next Day)

Father: How was the test son?

Son: Who You ?!?

[R4ndomStuff4u]

Two guys were really drunk and on their way back they decided to go to a brothel, one of the ladies saw how drunk the guys were so ran and got two blow up dolls, the guys were two drunk to notice, 30 mins later the two guys came out the room. Guy 1- "i think my lady was dead she didn't make a single sound" Guy 2- ". i think mine was a witch". Guy 1" why". Guy 2" when i gave her a love bite on the bum she farted and flew out the window.

Thnks.

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

two men were glued to each others butts. One took a crap, then the other got constipated

[c54804]

a woman walked in to an art gallery and had a look around, she dicided to leave. on her way out she saw a painting and yelled "what a horribal paintig, a man replied "miss thats not a painting thats a mirror"

[JesterCGI]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

I was visiting with my friend his family's cabin. His bro went into the shower which had a sauna. He came out 15 minutes later. His uncle asked what took him so long. He said it takes the sauna forever to get steam to come out. I misheard and said, "You're constipated!?"

[baseball12286]

yo mama soo stupid she, tryed put eminems in abc order.....yo mama so stupid she stole free bread...lastly yo mamas so poor when i ate her lolipop she said stop eating our thanksgiving dinner :)

[NinjaWithBiggerGun]

Boy to his friends: Yo Mama jokes are getting old.:(

Boy's Mother: What's getting old?

Boy:Yo Mama

[theimacman]

Why'd the RC Helicopter cross the road?

- Because its pilot didn't know the difference between pitch and yaw.

(Lame, I know... I just made it up off the top of my head. heh)

[cent1rode]

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge say,s "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started." (Thanks Henny!)

[haplo0879]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow w......MOOOOO!!!

[Shithooty]

Want to hear a Dirty Joke?

A White Horse fell in the mud..... :D

[dadman249]

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."