Driveby Insults 1

[bunchofsaggin]

LMFAO!!! yall are the best, make some more

[ruckuz88]

you need a mega phone! PLEASE they need to hear your wise words

[416rider604]

holy fuck these are the funniest videos ever. MAKE MOOORE

[GarryandBrad]

HAHAHAHAH this is hilarious. You guys should check out our Drive By Pick Up Line video. I guarantee you'll die of laughter. And maybe pee a little bit.

[ThErApYizTrIcKsHoT]

nice circle jerk you soccer faggots hahaha

[bandi1013]

they have a fucking list of insults. thats hilarious

[31guitar]

I can't listen to this CCR song anymore without laughing my ass off

[weebaby8ly]

your videos are a work of art... muah perfecto!(:

[Kraiigx]

1:14 what did u say

[thrashmaster94]

Make more of these videos please! so fucking funny, a reply would mean a lot too, you guys are heroes!

[godhasfallen]

its people like you that give my life meaning, thank you hahaha love these vids

[DelilahTheCollie]

btw love it!



[DelilahTheCollie]

U WERE MOLESTED? THATS SO SAD! xD

[drivebyvideos]

@DelilahTheCollie It is not sad. We liked it a whole lot and it made us who we are today!

[figuerrooaahh]

Lmfbo

[Fourmalletz]

You gotta slow down while you say it, otherwise the sound of the tires drown you out.

[Account4TheMusic]

some suggestions: dick wrangler, cock mongler, cum guzzler, pokemon fucker, horse raper, regurgitated cum bubble, vagina wrestler, penis pumper

[SaintsFan2572]

Why dont you quit being a bitch and make more vids??

[PonsBawls206]

196 people have been called child rapists from a guy yelling out a window of a car

[Jonny456ist]

wie heißt das lied

[510psp]

i asume this guy was molested when he was a kid

[drivebyvideos]

@510psp You assumed correctly!

[PonsBawls206]

what is that opening song?

[28335]

@PonsBawls206 CCR: Bad Moon Rising

[PonsBawls206]

@28335 no i mean in the very beginning with the animated car and shotgun

[drivebyvideos]

@PonsBawls206 HEAT by 50 Cent.

[PonsBawls206]

@drivebyvideos thanks man and are you making any videos soon because they are hilarious

[drivebyvideos]

@PonsBawls206 The last video we made was in 2006 and sadly that was the last.

[amcoho4]

"nice school bus bitch" lol easily best chirp

[PortrayYourVision]

2007 holy shit! when's a new video coming out?

[drivebyvideos]

@PortrayYourVision The next video should come out in 2008! I mean, 2009!!

[PortrayYourVision]

@drivebyvideos I was exaggerating, i mean in 2011 or 2012!

[drivebyvideos]

@PortrayYourVision It will be out when I have my first born son in 6 years.

[PortrayYourVision]

@drivebyvideos YYYeyeeeesssssssss I'm waiting, and i'll hold you to it

[jakeyLeeee]

1:30 "NICE SON YOU HEEVEN FUCKER!"

[jrgorilla1]

@drivebyvideos also, what are you calling some of these people? heden-fucker? what is that?

[drivebyvideos]

@jrgorilla1 Heathen.

[jrgorilla1]

@drivebyvideos so now that you guys aren't doing this anymore...would you recommend i go for it? carry on the legacy?

[SuperNinjaAction]

Your a baby fucker because you wrote your insults on a piece of paper ahaha

[MrLulzyLulz]

Doesint your throat get sore after yelling so loud bro?

[julioedson125]

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[effortlezZ]

sounds like someones mad they got molested

[effortlezZ]

sounds like someones mad the got molested

[chronicideas]

shit eater was my favourite

[jrgorilla1]

I'm a crazy asshole

[DiseasedBagel]

Hey guys. You made me feel better because i was all mad. but anyway, can you tell me what the song name is of this? It went perfectly with it and idk i just like it. and i hope you guys make more videos later on. probably not gonna though :(

[jrgorilla1]

@DiseasedBagel it's called "bad moon rising" and it's by creedence clearwater revival

[riddleman65]

Meanwhile in America...

[drivebyvideos]

@riddleman65 Meanwhile in America...teenagers are mimicking something they saw in Great Britain a few years prior.

[HelloFade2]

Yeah you tell them, people on bikes or people who walk are worthless good for nothing losers, a person should be inside a building or inside their car at all times, being outdoors is for stupid faggot pussy piece of shit. I think we should put all pedestrians on an island and then drop an a-bomb on that island. DIE PEDSTRIANS DIE, get a car or i'll kill you ILL KILL YOU ALL DIE DIE DIE FUCKERS KILL DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[catchfree84]

bored white kids

[drivebyvideos]

@catchfree84 We are actually Asian but I guess that is close enough!!

[xWhiteKidHD]

Where in Jersey was this?

[JRod350]

lame insults

[drivebyvideos]

@JRod350 Yeah? What should we have said, Mr. Smartypants??

[bebasvids]

@drivebyvideos have you ever seen the train horn pranks from tdwpplaya

[drivebyvideos]

@bebasvids I think so. They were good.

[anklepantsmagazine]

At least they are telling people they have nice things.

[jakeyLeeee]

this guy has the perfect voice for this hahah 

[1dixielandcrew]

"Nice school bus BITCH!!" I don't know why that was so freaking funny!

[Ncjpr1993]

I almost cry with laughter every time I hear "NICE BUCKET YOU BABY FUCKER!"

[videoman191]

i had to pause this halfway through because i couldnt breath cuz i was laughing so hard

[184goblinboy]

YOURE A PIECE OF SHITTTT....YOU 2

[xXSgtWolfXx]

"EXCUSE MEEEEEEEE"

[pinkberry57412]

HOLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF UGLY GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!

[buckeye2313]

HAHAH nice school bus BITCH

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos yoiur blocked

[oOChaosWolfOo]

@drivebyvideos "I lost respect for Marines" = "i lost respect for American servicemen and women" because marines are service men and women...you see this is why i continue to argue with you. You are stupid as fuck, and it makes me laugh harder each time i read your retarded comments. lol You are seriously the bottom of a bucket of shit.

[drivebyvideos]

@oOChaosWolfOo Oh no - you got me! You are right, I hate all Marines! Especially the ones who like to whine over silly videos made by bored kids 5 years ago that have no impact on your life whatsoever. I don't remember this being an argument - I thought you were hitting on me. If I am wrong then I will stop responding but I thought 75% of Marines where into non-heterosexual activities while they were away? Is that number true? I am not a Marine so I am not sure but it seems to be right.

[oOChaosWolfOo]

@drivebyvideos lol wow. youre a faggot.

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos my email is 123suckmycock@aol.com

[drivebyvideos]

@mikethenascarfan Hey it is okay if you are too nervous to give me your real email. Most guys are timid prior to their first chance at some good ol' fashioned, man on man, bareback sex. When you come around - send me a message on here. I promise I will be gentle with you. I will take your flaccid little cock and suck the blood to the tip while I roll your balls around in my right hand and finger your ass with my left hand. You won't be able to last more than 30 seconds. You will like it.

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos youre a real douche you fucking fagget

[drivebyvideos]

@mikethenascarfan So you can call people you don't know names over the internet, but we can't do it from a car?  How does that work?

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos yes- because you deserve it fucker

[colorfulsteve]

nice school bus bitch

[Sabersire94]

Lmao ChaosWolf is mad and is trollin XD!!! thats cute

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos thats your cup of tea and your going to have to drink it- among other things- just do yourself a favor and dont fuck with the marines

[drivebyvideos]

@mikethenascarfan I fucked with Marines? I don't recall fucking with any Marines. I know a lot of Marines and I am pretty sure I never fucked with them either. Actually, my Uncle is a Marine and he is pretty cool. Why are you even commenting on my account still?

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos because not only do i love my country ans respect the people who serve it- i come from a long line of marines

[drivebyvideos]

@mikethenascarfan That's great. Sadly, I don't care about your family or what they do with their lives. If I say that one Marine is being a baby, then one Marine is being a baby. I didn't say anything about anyone else so you have no reason to be visiting this account and making yourself look like a moron.

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos i;m not the one looking like the moron here- your the idiot going around screaming at random people for no apparent reason- what is your reasoning besides being a douchebag? Your the baby here- you didn't go overseas and have people firing back and you have to take their lives- you have no idea what they have gone through

[drivebyvideos]

@mikethenascarfan You are the one looking like a moron by assuming I am the person in these videos. You are also the moron for trying to compare some teenagers having fun at the expense of others to Marines fighting in a war. You are the moron for thinking I care about the Marines or even live in a country that has Marines. You are the moron on this site right now, not me.

[oOChaosWolfOo]

@drivebyvideos lol you are so laughably stupid. First off, you said you were the ones in the video. Second, any country with a military has a Marine Corps if they are touching water. Third, im not lookin like a baby. Im making fun of you for being a jack ass for the entertainment of others, and that's what makes me laugh. You call me a pussy because i reprimand you for being a pussy little bitch who literally reenacted an episode of Family Guy, does that make Marine drill instructors pussies too

[drivebyvideos]

@oOChaosWolfOo 1. I was not talking to you. 2. I don't care if you make fun of us. We did it so there is no reason why someone else can't do it. Making fun of people is one of the most enjoyable things to do. 3. I don't think I have ever watched Family Guy so I don't get the reference. 4. You can't reprimand someone if they have not done something wrong to you. 5. I don't know why you are still commenting on here complaining. Is it a Marine thing?

[meikd423]

@drivebyvideos i love you.

[oOChaosWolfOo]

If i heard that, i would unholster my 1911 and facefuck these dicksucks with a 165gr .45 caliber bullet. Faggot wannabe thugs.

NICE VIDEO HIPPIE COCK CHOKE!

[drivebyvideos]

@oOChaosWolfOo Jesus Christ you sound like a totally pussy. Committing murder because some teenagers made fun of your shirt from a moving car? I had respect for the American Marines until I read this post. Are they all total pussies or do you take the cake?

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos go fuck yourself- respect the service men who keep youfree so you can do this you douche

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos go fuck yourself- respect the service men who keep you free so you can do this you douche

[drivebyvideos]

@mikethenascarfan Sorry - But your idiot friend above made me lose my respect for the Marines for the time being. I was under the impression they were bad ass and tough. Not little cry babies who would become violent if someone made fun of their clothing from a speeding car. You shouldn't even be watching this video in the first place. Where is your mother?

[mikethenascarfan]

@drivebyvideos maybe come up with a better comeback next time you stupid teenager- maybe you shouldn't be yelling out of a car at defenseless kids and then run away from their parents so you dont get your ass beaten you pussy-

[zagacks]

@oOChaosWolfOo no you wouldnt. i can 100fucking% guarantee you would not even pull the gun out in public, let alone shoot at a moving car and probably injure an innocent bystander.

[oOChaosWolfOo]

@zagacks lol you clearly don't know me.

I've pulled it out in the past when a man tried to make me give him my wallet. Never fired it, but i wouldn't hesitate to pull out the little bitch and open up someone's skull like back in Iraq. If somebody is driving by me shouting insults, i'm obviously not going to kill them, you poor stupid fuck. I would definately shoot the fuck out of their tires though, run up to the car and rip open the door to kick the ever fucking shit out of these pussies.

[zagacks]

@oOChaosWolfOo annnnd then get put in prison. how did you not find this video funny? people who would get mad at some random person yelling one short obscenity are taking it way too seriously. but hey, if they got you on vid, you would have the most hilarious response on camera! haha. you poor stupid fuck

[oOChaosWolfOo]

@zagacks Well you see, i actually have a sene of humor. i find clever things funny, not adolescent half wit retards screaming random shit out of a window. "annnnd" why don't you get your own insults? lol fucking idiot, you sound like your 12.

[drivebyvideos]

@oOChaosWolfOo Don't forget that after you shoot their tires you are probably going to want oral sex so you will have to use the gun to force the kids to give you some!

[oOChaosWolfOo]

@drivebyvideos You are by far the biggest fag i have ever talked to.

[drivebyvideos]

@oOChaosWolfOo I do not believe that for a second! All the guys I know who are in the military have had at least ONE non-heterosexual experience! You mean to tell me you NEVER spent the night with a nice fellow on a hot and lonely night over there?

That is ridiculous.

[zagacks]

@oOChaosWolfOo this is going to be an endless battle. just dont take it out on and kill any fellow americans for being like these guys.

[PoppingSanta]

I'd just "take" these guys license plates ^^

[legitCODhacker]

i dont get why people write a comment if theyre going to hate on this video. its fucking awesome. your just jealous that your not the one doing this and bc you have no balls to do so...stop hating

[Legwonhoi]

i think it was funny as hell



[Keganskates]

I'm a crazy crying asshole baby bitch. Thanks for asking!

[ljthompson87]

2:16 : book of insults

[repuIsive]

you needa do some nigger ones too lmfao thank god other people do this besides myself

[Sn0wFly3r]

In front of little kids with language like that = bad idea. At least do it to adults only please!

[YourFriendCarmen]

If I was in NJ, and the guy from drive by videos drove by and said something, my reaction would be "OH YEAH!! THIS IS WHY I CAME TO NEW JERSEY!!" Or something dumb like that. haha

[Ryanxxxxxxxxxxx720]

lmfao!



[TalonMercenary]

hahaha

[midnightmetallica]

@drivebyvideos i like when you tell that lady nice school bus bitch lmfao

[bebasvids]

nice fence ;) documentaryheaven . com /ma rried-to-the-eiffel-tower/

[jrgorilla1]

Fellas, well done. I haven't heard such creative on the spot insults since watching the opening scene of "Full Metal Jacket". Fucking hilarious.

[THEfreshIMBER]

i was cruising around with my mates doing this shit. its sooo funny! i yelled out the window "Hey!, Nice mullet FUCK. HEAD!!><"... oh shit red light! the guy with the mullet started running towards my car! i was like ohhh fuck!! i friggin' sped off through the red light :)

[bebasvids]

you guys are awesome!

[CnTProductionzz]

what is the rap song in the beginning?

[sgtRsm1th]

@CnTProductionzz 50 cent - Heat

[StillProductions]

187 people are cock touchers.

[Srbijarulez]

You guys are the only ones ive seen do drive by insults properly. Ive been yelled at a couple of times on the streets, but the people who do it are always driving too fast and only yell "Fag".

[ZakAtk123]

You guys=My idols (on the prank level)

[TehAgency88]

Aw don't stop. I remember finding these videos years back and fell out of my chair. I check in now and then hoping for new ones since it slowed down after the first 4 or so. I almost got a megaphone to yell at people year ago to so this. It's even better you're from jersey like me. Don't stop now that you're older. You can't stop being stupid cuz you're older. You just have to know when its appropriate :)

[BWatsy]

i know that it's very hypocritical, but, although your vids are very funny, i still think that they are very childish

[drivebyvideos]

@BWatsy Well yeah, we were kids. That is the point of the videos. We are not supposed to look mature and tough.

[BWatsy]

@drivebyvideos ggotcha :) well i still found some of the insults pretty funny

[ankitpasi1]

@drivebyvideos Were you also not supposed to look like you have a brain? Because that's pretty much what you accomplished, fucktard. Grow a pair.

[drivebyvideos]

@ankitpasi1 That made me laugh a little. Telling someone to "grow a pair" because they insulted people out of their car window when they were 18 years old...over the internet. Check yourself, you are looking like a bit of a hypocritical moron right now.

[xISwiiftKillerzzxI]

@drivebyvideos I wouldn't fuck with you after i hear you scream this creative insults haha

[pdbelisle]

@drivebyvideos you guys are beauties whoever says its immature is gay and can suck it. make some more

[VitalSigns1]

@drivebyvideos No he's actually right. You should have been a bit more mature at 18. This is something more suited for a 15 year old. Yes your videos are funny, but you were definitely one moronic 18 year old low life that's for sure.

[drivebyvideos]

@VitalSigns1 Yeah, you are right. I guess we could have done what the other kids our age were doing. Good old fashioned underage drinking followed by driving. Maybe some weed thrown in the middle of the night between premarital sex sessions. The reason we found this enjoyable (along with a million others) was because it was so silly and immature for people our age to be doing.

[BWatsy]

i hope you guys talk shit to someone, then be forced to stop at a light. your asses would be fucking handed to u shitheads

[drivebyvideos]

@BWatsy That has happened a few times actually. For the most part, they just look at us and smile or chuckle while they shake their heads. I am curious what town you live in where people are such giant pussies that they would be so offended and hurt they would commit a violent act that can carry jail time and a lawsuit?

[BWatsy]

@drivebyvideos cant wait until the day you get your ass kicked...and you're the pussy, haveing to hide behind the security of the car to insult people. you should grow up bro..and get a haircut

[drivebyvideos]

@BWatsy First off, we will not be getting our asses kicked because we have not done this in almost five years, and never will again. Secondly, you are a hypocrite and also a moron for calling someone a pussy because they cursed at people from a moving car, while hiding behind your computer in the safety of your own home. Lastly, my hair is quite short.

You make yourself look more and more like a moron each time you leave a comment like the above.

[TinyDavestator]

@drivebyvideos Thank you lol

[emilyxtrippp]

You guys are my fuckin heroes

[texasgame420]

Who hasnt done this?

[oMrIkonikZo]

@ kmb0807 ur just pissed cuz u wudnt hav the balls 2 do this urself so u try to hate on the geniuses hu came up with it

[multibrothersinarms]

hey whats the intro music

[finalcloud13]

What a douchebag. Go get a haircut instead.

[Unbound91]

NICE SHORTS YA COCKSUCKER lmao classic

[smackmedirty]

Haha now were big girls gunned em and the microphone thing fucking awesome

[SuperYoungmoney96]

lmfao, damn u quys r hilarious

[tigercustoms]

''Nice school bus, bitch!'' Classic... ROTFL

[thugsmite]

yall laugh like little girls

[drivebyvideos]

@thugsmite We were little girls.  Now we are big girls.

[aimeekent]

ahah i dont know why everyones complaining this is so funny

[volcomhero85]

u guys ever get pulled over for this shit? its hilarious i was laughin the entire time haha

[nevrakay]

YEAH! you guys are SO fucking funny aren't you?!?! Get a thing called a life. Losers

[drivebyvideos]

@nevrakay We should have done what the other 18 year old boys were doing with their spare weekend time. Drinking and having unprotected premarital sex!

Dumb ass.

[JONESYLAWD]

@drivebyvideos yes thats what you should of done, duh lol!

[NoManBathroom]

@drivebyvideos ya

[wattjulianne]

:) this is so funny!!!!

[RedneckRacing27]

1) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2) hope u coverd ur licence plate or stole someone elses

[nannahnutcake27]

You should throw skittles at people and say, "TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCHES!" soo funny

[metaldruma911]

is this in new jersey? cuz i'm pretty sure my grandma lives in the neighborhood at 1:20

[ragenskate]

whats the song in the beginning?

[ranma763]

This is embarrassing if anything

[nannahnutcake27]

I CANNOT stop laughing every time I watch this

[ItAliAnoGAL730]

holy shit thats a lot of ugly girls! hahahahhaa....so flipping funny.

[TheNoisePolluter]

LoL, I try to huck rocks the size of soft balls at people who do this to me..lol

[Tallerico500]

I can only hear you talk in this vid with voice cancellation off. Does this happen with anyone else?

[Tallerico500]

@Tallerico500 I'm sorry. With it on. Your guys other vids aren't like this.

[drivebyvideos]

@Tallerico500 This was before we knew how to edit audio properly. Voice is coming out of one channel only. Some headphones that are mono won't display that channel.