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  • No scenes with the jews and the fifth amendment book where he wipes his ass? Or the scene with the translation and "fuck you!" "Fuck me?! Fuck me?!?!?". Kinda best moments there.

  • can you notice at 3:49 harold and kumar screams in slow-mo

  • LOL 2:48 "see if they got koolaid"

  • omg, one of my classmates suggested we watch it for the class party, lols...

  • 7:46 I got to see that sign, it was pretty cool

  • SEE IF HE GOT KOOL-AID.

  • lol are you racist?

    racist? dude, i'm black.

    he's black!!! he's not a racist.

    i think he's matthew perry

    who do you think you're calling matthew perry, you bitch?!

  • my auntie emma and i LOVE the harold and kumar films!!!!!!!!!!

  • they just wanted to fix his tire man, what's the big deal? :(

  • 0:44-0:54 lmfao!

  • 3:14 to 3:18 LMFAO

  • 6:51 HES BACK BITCHES!!

  • 3:27 nuff said

  • id really apreciate if someone can tell me the song in the beginning

  • Bess watch yo back bitch.!!!!

  • So shut the fuck up.... and smoke my weed

  • 5:05 - 5:13 He got a point there..

  • I always knew George Bush was smokin' somethin'!

  • See if he got Kool-Aid!

  • you just blew my fuckin mind

  • Why isn't this video the whole movie?

  • big bob. they delicious

    kumar. holy shit.holy shit

    harold.AHHHHHHHHHH

    Kumar.garden guantanomo are gay

    big bob FUCK No THEYRENOTHING GAY OF GETING YOUR DICK SUCKED

  • i know man im just 15 years old

  • LOL, Punch fart!!

    

  • So shut the fuck up, and smoke my weed... haha :)

  • 0:45 HAHAHAHAHAHH made my day

  • "see if he's got coolaid!" LMAO

  • FUCK YOU!!!Doughnuts are awesome hahaha

    

  • best scenes and you don't have the bottomless party in it? pfft

  • @nazrok 1:31-1:39 is at the bottomless party. Just can't show anything without it getting deleted...

  • @nazrok This be utube buddy, unfortunately

  • SKEET

  • 4:42.....COME THE FUCK ON!!!

  • yo dats racist man... dast rasictt

  • SEE IF HE GOT KOOL-AID

  • @TheMasyan i was serious about that Kool-Aid!!

  • I Am Sterdam =)) LoL

  • Harold's scream at 3:50

    Harold at 4:05 You best watch your back bitch!!!

    LOOOOOLLLLLLL

  • 6:55 BEST SCENE!!!!

  • anyone else look up matthew perry?

  • 8 people must have got the cockmeat sandwich

  • how was every ron fox quote not included in this?

  • MY JORDANS NIGGA!!

  • @Bluecandance123 thank god u also noticed it i thought i was laughing alone

  • @Bluecandance123 yh ahahaha thanks for pointing that out hahah lol

  • Oh Fuck gbay HAHA ! XD

  • i don't care who you are, when he was pouring out that grape soda i was like "nooooooo"!!!

  • starting wtf

  • Amichubichiwa

  • 1:02!!! lmao at Harold's face reaction!

  • I like the way Harold says "nooooo" at 4:24

  • 00:10 LOL

  • how do you not put the scene where the guy says" why dont you ever wipe?"

  • K'naan-In the Beginning

    

  • *cough*queers*cough*

  • what's the song at 7:10?

    anyone?

    anyone??

    :/

  • MY JORDANS NIGGA!!!

  • FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!

    

  • they were gona send us back to guantanmo bay and make us suck BIG BOBS BIG FAT DIIIIICK! LOL

  • just put the entire movie

  • OH FUCK G-BAY! ahha

  • I hope the third one explains how harold went from goth kid to completely nuerotic and uptight

  • he got his zombie on

  • Queers!!! *coughs*

  • "My Jordans nigguhhh!!"

  • 3:50 HOLY SHIT

  • i dont get the korean toothbrush part?

  • @NauticalPack14 Harold is Korean so kumar's saying he rubbed his dick on Harold's toothbrush

  • lol :D:D:D:D

    -(laughing'n'KickingAround)...­Cock meat Sandwich!...My Favorite!

  • You Just Blew My Fucking Mind

  • MY JORDANS NIGGA!!!!! hahahahaha, best line holy shit haha

  • look what we got us here brothers..... MEXICANS!

  • not the grape soda!!!!

  • look wat we got us here brothers "mexican"!!

  • i don't get the grape soda thing

  • @TonyVangWazHere There's a stereotype saying that black people love Grape Soda

  • @TonyVangWazHere it's a racist joke,,, 

  • FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!

  • burnt asshole

  • What the nigger was that?

  • MY JORDANS NIGGA

  • harold:im gonna rip u up bitch!! you best watch yo back bitch lol

  • MEXICANS, thats the worst color ever!

  • LMAO... Bush:"Shut the fuck up... Smoke my weed."

  • oh shit i dont remember the last scene with niel harris

  • hahaha 4:22

  • alabama kush

  • harold is so hot

  • my jordans nigga

  • it's grape drink!

  • he punched him in his belly then he farted ahaha i ant lafed so hard in years

  • makes you like bush =/

  • Aint nuthin gay about getting your dick sucked...you the ones thats gay for suckin my dick!

  • my Jordans nigga!!!

  • FUCK YOU DOUGHNUTS ARE AWESOME!!!!!

  • @sandythebear lol in the french version they talk about Burgers

    Kumar: LES BURGERS SONT ÉNORMES

    Harold: Ils sont délicieux.

  • LMAO i LOVE THIS MOVIE! LOL!

  • @rollen8 well as that other black guy said "thats racist" its implied to people that blacks like grape soda and kool aid so when that racist white guy was spilling the grape soda.....ill let you fill it in

  • look wat we got us heer brothers!, Mexicans!!! ....fuken funni ass shit!

  • "i'm going to a whore-house and i'm gonna get my fuck on" ha

  • mitsubishiwa ahhahahahaha

  • hypocryticizer!

  • "MOOTHERRFUCKKKER.... MY JORDANS NIGGA!" mad funny that shit had me rolling xD

  • My Jordans nigga!!! haha cracks me up

  • MMYYYYYYYYYY BALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Well u know what dad.. fuck u.. FUCK YOU!!! Ah hahahaha lol

    KO

  • see if you have coollaid!!!!!!!!!

  • hahahahahahahaha..aaaaaaaaaaa pewwwwwwwwww boghhhh hahahaha

  • And i rubbed it all over my diiiiiick :D

    Daddy, yeah it's double you,

    Yeah you know what, fuck you dad, fuck you! :D

    I live in the netherlands, if i knew they would film it in Amsterdam i would probably be there.

    Can't wait till 3rd part :D

  • XD harold use to be emo!

  • Mitsubishiwa!

  • My Favorite movie ever.Soon Harold and Kumar 3...

  • Where's your Kuran now?" hahahhahahhahaha,that guy is extremely dumb!

  • mathew perry is hot!!

  • the plane scene with the two agents were hilarious cough cough Pussy Cough Cough

  • @tccs319 lol he says queer :P

  • shut the fuck up.. and smoke my weed. haha best line ever

  • Pretty much just summed up the whole movie in 8 minutes

  • "See if he got Kool-Aid." (:

  • YOU BEST WATCH YO BACK BITCH!!! harold was funny as hell in that scene man!

  • lol kool aid

  • lol im not racist but you forgot one of the funniest parts on HAKESFG when the kkk leader was like what the nigger was that?

  • @caterpillars1tounge I'm black and I thought that was funny

  • "You mean the world to me man, I love you." *cough "queers"

  • ah smells like burnt asshole

  • Look what we got us here brothers................MEXICA­NS! LMFAO

  • where is the scene when the white cop said u c diis cute lil white girl here do u want her 2 get raped n murder no sir diis is america do yhu want 2 raped n muder america no sir den stop fucking wiff me xD

  • "Now shut the fuck up, and smoke my weed."

  • SEE IF HE GOT KOOLAID!

  • @brapboys503 im serrious sbout that koolaid

  • @wearealltools1 Rugged wit it.

  • in the end are they really smoking or is that some kind of photo editing thing?

  • see if he got koolaid

  • That Grape soda? WTF, yo!

  • see if you've got cool-aid. hahahaha

  • KUMAR : "Fuck you! Doughnuts are awesome!!!!"

    HAROLD: "They're delicious."

    Best line in the movie, by FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!­!!!!

  • 1:30 "Ah, smells like burnt asshole" XD LOOOL!!

  • Tell Me You Didnt Eat That Cock-Meat Sandwitch !!

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  • Im serious about that koolaid

  • lol bush has a 360

  • @MrBaconstuff whats that mean?

  • @MrLockewilliams it means that george bush has an xbox 360

  • Are you aloud weed and marawana in amsterdam?

  • @LiM1Tz weed and marijuana are the same thing stupid shit, and every body knows that amsterdam is the weed capital you bitch. sorry for cussin, you just deserved it.

  • @DKzain23 some people don't know that. chill the fuck out wow

  • hahah MEXICANS!

  • i love 0:42 is so jokes

  • You forgot the part where the people from different government agencies are lined up and the dumbass bald guy tells them that he's in charge because the boss is away ice fishing. The man with the glasses says "Isn't this situation more important than ice fishing?" and the bald guy says "Clearly you've never been ice fishing. It's FUCKING EXHILARATING!"

  • please dude... you're barely even brown

  • the bottemless party was the most awesome part

  • fuck you donuts are awesome!

  • @Gurly2Wurly  theyre delicous

  • NPH'S ALIVE?! :OOOOOOOOO

  • see if he got kool aid

  • That makes you a fukin hipocriticiser too, so shut the fuck up!

    And smoke my weed

  • my jordans nigga! haha, and the purple drink thats cold (for you white people it means grape soda)

  • @Cedanowarrior

    Purple Drank isn't grape soda dumbass

  • can someone explain to me the purple juice part?

  • @thelcfkilla its a stereotype that black people love Grape soda...so him pouring it was supposed to be a form of "torture" cause he was wasting it..

  • 0:08 - 0:11 awsome

  • Look what we got us here brothers, MEXICANS!!!!!! XD

  • I'm gon rip you up bitch! You best watch yo back bitch!!!

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  • kumars gf is on my dick

  • im going to a whore house! and im gonna get my fuck on!!! roflmao

  • Lol at 0:07 - 0:11

  • SHIT its cheney!

  • OMFGOMFG! Neil Survived?! YAY! That movie just got a little more awesome. XD

  • you just blew my fuckin mind!

  • SEE IF HE GOT KOOL-AID

  • my favorite part of the flim is at 0:43 that is fing funny tell it isn't.

  • lmaooo

  • nph lives!!!!

  • He forgot, THIS IS MY BALLL!!!!!!

  • This is one many movie

  • my mates were talking about a naked scene with coloured pubes at school, im curious now lols. is this the movie?

  • @FBMOAY yeah this is it. There are chiks with coloured pubs walking around haha. One guy has this massive pub, Kumar's like:

    "dude that looks like Osama bin ladens beard"

    hahaha

  • harold's packing bags, kumar's jacking off hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • where can i watch that movie

  • cock meat sanwich thats my favorite haha LMFAO lol

  • mitsubishiua lol

  • thats wierd i never saw n.p.h get up