No scenes with the jews and the fifth amendment book where he wipes his ass? Or the scene with the translation and "fuck you!" "Fuck me?! Fuck me?!?!?". Kinda best moments there.
@rollen8 well as that other black guy said "thats racist" its implied to people that blacks like grape soda and kool aid so when that racist white guy was spilling the grape soda.....ill let you fill it in
where is the scene when the white cop said u c diis cute lil white girl here do u want her 2 get raped n murder no sir diis is america do yhu want 2 raped n muder america no sir den stop fucking wiff me xD
@LiM1Tz weed and marijuana are the same thing stupid shit, and every body knows that amsterdam is the weed capital you bitch. sorry for cussin, you just deserved it.
You forgot the part where the people from different government agencies are lined up and the dumbass bald guy tells them that he's in charge because the boss is away ice fishing. The man with the glasses says "Isn't this situation more important than ice fishing?" and the bald guy says "Clearly you've never been ice fishing. It's FUCKING EXHILARATING!"
No scenes with the jews and the fifth amendment book where he wipes his ass? Or the scene with the translation and "fuck you!" "Fuck me?! Fuck me?!?!?". Kinda best moments there.
kunigas123 2 weeks ago
can you notice at 3:49 harold and kumar screams in slow-mo
17sndlilboots 4 weeks ago
LOL 2:48 "see if they got koolaid"
Nouhhhh 1 month ago
omg, one of my classmates suggested we watch it for the class party, lols...
hgnato 1 month ago
7:46 I got to see that sign, it was pretty cool
Haloplaya2332 1 month ago
SEE IF HE GOT KOOL-AID.
OnTheBrightSIDE2 1 month ago
lol are you racist?
racist? dude, i'm black.
he's black!!! he's not a racist.
i think he's matthew perry
who do you think you're calling matthew perry, you bitch?!
17sndlilboots 1 month ago
my auntie emma and i LOVE the harold and kumar films!!!!!!!!!!
17sndlilboots 1 month ago
they just wanted to fix his tire man, what's the big deal? :(
merkfools13 1 month ago
0:44-0:54 lmfao!
CopyingNinjaKakashi 1 month ago
3:14 to 3:18 LMFAO
mosesgutierrez217 1 month ago
6:51 HES BACK BITCHES!!
13Mrpioneer 1 month ago
3:27 nuff said
Draynd1 2 months ago
id really apreciate if someone can tell me the song in the beginning
rpg923 2 months ago
Bess watch yo back bitch.!!!!
oHpSSHOTZ 2 months ago
So shut the fuck up.... and smoke my weed
MrDopekid420 2 months ago
5:05 - 5:13 He got a point there..
RockofVengeance 2 months ago
I always knew George Bush was smokin' somethin'!
MetaHellghan 2 months ago
See if he got Kool-Aid!
gnrslash17 2 months ago
you just blew my fuckin mind
mshay1020 2 months ago
Why isn't this video the whole movie?
quesoburrro 3 months ago
big bob. they delicious
kumar. holy shit.holy shit
harold.AHHHHHHHHHH
Kumar.garden guantanomo are gay
big bob FUCK No THEYRENOTHING GAY OF GETING YOUR DICK SUCKED
yatsumi432 3 months ago
i know man im just 15 years old
yatsumi432 2 months ago
LOL, Punch fart!!
Striwa88 4 months ago
So shut the fuck up, and smoke my weed... haha :)
KOBACx22 5 months ago
0:45 HAHAHAHAHAHH made my day
taggingfolife 5 months ago
"see if he's got coolaid!" LMAO
brokenbutterfly747 5 months ago 5
FUCK YOU!!!Doughnuts are awesome hahaha
PoThEaD33100 5 months ago
best scenes and you don't have the bottomless party in it? pfft
nazrok 5 months ago
@nazrok 1:31-1:39 is at the bottomless party. Just can't show anything without it getting deleted...
PrinceOfPerelandra 4 months ago
@nazrok This be utube buddy, unfortunately
mshk1989 3 months ago
SKEET
gatoradeee 5 months ago
4:42.....COME THE FUCK ON!!!
ponypeckermunch666 5 months ago
yo dats racist man... dast rasictt
nikkibikki1234 6 months ago 2
SEE IF HE GOT KOOL-AID
TheMasyan 6 months ago
@TheMasyan i was serious about that Kool-Aid!!
erandyg1311 6 months ago
I Am Sterdam =)) LoL
cuceritorul1 6 months ago
Harold's scream at 3:50
Harold at 4:05 You best watch your back bitch!!!
LOOOOOLLLLLLL
Iheartcoca13 6 months ago
6:55 BEST SCENE!!!!
PulseFyre 7 months ago
anyone else look up matthew perry?
erod81294 7 months ago
8 people must have got the cockmeat sandwich
jdub86yc 7 months ago 2
how was every ron fox quote not included in this?
iraintreys 7 months ago
MY JORDANS NIGGA!!
Bluecandance123 7 months ago 57
@Bluecandance123 thank god u also noticed it i thought i was laughing alone
pducree 5 months ago
@Bluecandance123 yh ahahaha thanks for pointing that out hahah lol
kingcarrick 1 month ago
Oh Fuck gbay HAHA ! XD
TheSonicMidgetRF 7 months ago
i don't care who you are, when he was pouring out that grape soda i was like "nooooooo"!!!
rollinghills22 7 months ago
starting wtf
remx435 7 months ago
Amichubichiwa
RXdash78 7 months ago
1:02!!! lmao at Harold's face reaction!
superting23 8 months ago
I like the way Harold says "nooooo" at 4:24
BuzzCola95 8 months ago
00:10 LOL
gatoradeee 8 months ago
how do you not put the scene where the guy says" why dont you ever wipe?"
xxposhyxx1 8 months ago
K'naan-In the Beginning
MrLangstar 8 months ago
*cough*queers*cough*
filipinfrancis 8 months ago
what's the song at 7:10?
anyone?
anyone??
:/
thearkanite 8 months ago
MY JORDANS NIGGA!!!
Ampsoundez 9 months ago
FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!
JayZar12 9 months ago
they were gona send us back to guantanmo bay and make us suck BIG BOBS BIG FAT DIIIIICK! LOL
SuperSwagga69 9 months ago
just put the entire movie
rasengan37 9 months ago 2
OH FUCK G-BAY! ahha
ModNahhhhh 9 months ago
I hope the third one explains how harold went from goth kid to completely nuerotic and uptight
tiemedown 9 months ago
he got his zombie on
bottleface147 10 months ago
Queers!!! *coughs*
illting 10 months ago
"My Jordans nigguhhh!!"
illting 10 months ago
3:50 HOLY SHIT
fatboy10121 10 months ago
i dont get the korean toothbrush part?
NauticalPack14 10 months ago
@NauticalPack14 Harold is Korean so kumar's saying he rubbed his dick on Harold's toothbrush
TayMarsh23 9 months ago
lol :D:D:D:D
-(laughing'n'KickingAround)...Cock meat Sandwich!...My Favorite!
DovydasRybakas 10 months ago
You Just Blew My Fucking Mind
806124 10 months ago
MY JORDANS NIGGA!!!!! hahahahaha, best line holy shit haha
86touge 10 months ago 2
look what we got us here brothers..... MEXICANS!
DARKSINISTER2012 10 months ago 44
not the grape soda!!!!
LINX29X92 11 months ago
look wat we got us here brothers "mexican"!!
nunchaku1992 11 months ago 3
i don't get the grape soda thing
TonyVangWazHere 11 months ago
@TonyVangWazHere There's a stereotype saying that black people love Grape Soda
rockguitar96 10 months ago
@TonyVangWazHere it's a racist joke,,,
JAmidon701 10 months ago
FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!
onassi2 11 months ago 2
burnt asshole
MrBigben1221 11 months ago
What the nigger was that?
TheHighMind420 11 months ago
MY JORDANS NIGGA
bhu4153 11 months ago
harold:im gonna rip u up bitch!! you best watch yo back bitch lol
drizzydrakedabest100 1 year ago
MEXICANS, thats the worst color ever!
BrandonRamosTV 1 year ago
LMAO... Bush:"Shut the fuck up... Smoke my weed."
j0eygxx102 1 year ago
oh shit i dont remember the last scene with niel harris
cooldudepro 1 year ago
hahaha 4:22
harjot16 1 year ago
alabama kush
dhruv991 1 year ago
harold is so hot
zxcvqwer84 1 year ago
my jordans nigga
THAxTRUTH508 1 year ago
it's grape drink!
stevo1768 1 year ago
he punched him in his belly then he farted ahaha i ant lafed so hard in years
ollyovwf1bruv 1 year ago
makes you like bush =/
bromeol909 1 year ago
Aint nuthin gay about getting your dick sucked...you the ones thats gay for suckin my dick!
emjay2889 1 year ago
my Jordans nigga!!!
TheSuirad 1 year ago
FUCK YOU DOUGHNUTS ARE AWESOME!!!!!
sandythebear 1 year ago
@sandythebear lol in the french version they talk about Burgers
Kumar: LES BURGERS SONT ÉNORMES
Harold: Ils sont délicieux.
SimMegamanKewi 1 year ago
LMAO i LOVE THIS MOVIE! LOL!
Pent5HT 1 year ago
@rollen8 well as that other black guy said "thats racist" its implied to people that blacks like grape soda and kool aid so when that racist white guy was spilling the grape soda.....ill let you fill it in
MellowSquash 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this just shows how racist people are
MellowSquash 1 year ago
look wat we got us heer brothers!, Mexicans!!! ....fuken funni ass shit!
mrdarkhalo666 1 year ago
"i'm going to a whore-house and i'm gonna get my fuck on" ha
mham83 1 year ago
mitsubishiwa ahhahahahaha
nelyat13 1 year ago
hypocryticizer!
HeatherGenia 1 year ago
"MOOTHERRFUCKKKER.... MY JORDANS NIGGA!" mad funny that shit had me rolling xD
jeanetdun 1 year ago 2
My Jordans nigga!!! haha cracks me up
pardesh 1 year ago
MMYYYYYYYYYY BALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
pardesh 1 year ago
Well u know what dad.. fuck u.. FUCK YOU!!! Ah hahahaha lol
KO
Muziq5678 1 year ago
see if you have coollaid!!!!!!!!!
ivideogamer 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha..aaaaaaaaaaa pewwwwwwwwww boghhhh hahahaha
naarakyuu 1 year ago
And i rubbed it all over my diiiiiick :D
Daddy, yeah it's double you,
Yeah you know what, fuck you dad, fuck you! :D
I live in the netherlands, if i knew they would film it in Amsterdam i would probably be there.
Can't wait till 3rd part :D
davidmovsisian 1 year ago
XD harold use to be emo!
MrBubzLover 1 year ago
Mitsubishiwa!
TheJADatsyuk 1 year ago
My Favorite movie ever.Soon Harold and Kumar 3...
87Rampage 1 year ago
Where's your Kuran now?" hahahhahahhahaha,that guy is extremely dumb!
MOSKRI100 1 year ago
mathew perry is hot!!
nadyagallegos 1 year ago
the plane scene with the two agents were hilarious cough cough Pussy Cough Cough
tccs319 1 year ago
@tccs319 lol he says queer :P
dreamzar4you 1 year ago
shut the fuck up.. and smoke my weed. haha best line ever
TheLateNightMike 1 year ago
Pretty much just summed up the whole movie in 8 minutes
DecoyJeff 1 year ago
"See if he got Kool-Aid." (:
KatilyndBaby 1 year ago 2
YOU BEST WATCH YO BACK BITCH!!! harold was funny as hell in that scene man!
MrUndacovabrova 1 year ago
lol kool aid
kingofmonkey123 1 year ago
lol im not racist but you forgot one of the funniest parts on HAKESFG when the kkk leader was like what the nigger was that?
caterpillars1tounge 1 year ago
@caterpillars1tounge I'm black and I thought that was funny
supermanpwnsall 1 year ago
"You mean the world to me man, I love you." *cough "queers"
Darksinister12 1 year ago
ah smells like burnt asshole
antcguy1234 1 year ago
Look what we got us here brothers................MEXICANS! LMFAO
rrs540 1 year ago
where is the scene when the white cop said u c diis cute lil white girl here do u want her 2 get raped n murder no sir diis is america do yhu want 2 raped n muder america no sir den stop fucking wiff me xD
phr3zh2death 1 year ago
"Now shut the fuck up, and smoke my weed."
brapboys503 1 year ago
SEE IF HE GOT KOOLAID!
brapboys503 1 year ago 64
@brapboys503 im serrious sbout that koolaid
wearealltools1 1 year ago
@wearealltools1 Rugged wit it.
brapboys503 1 year ago
in the end are they really smoking or is that some kind of photo editing thing?
osubuckeyes14 1 year ago
see if he got koolaid
SuperLax16 1 year ago
That Grape soda? WTF, yo!
kevind15 1 year ago 36
see if you've got cool-aid. hahahaha
MegaDingdongs 1 year ago 2
KUMAR : "Fuck you! Doughnuts are awesome!!!!"
HAROLD: "They're delicious."
Best line in the movie, by FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
ryanoasis1 1 year ago 2
1:30 "Ah, smells like burnt asshole" XD LOOOL!!
elliotdeware87 1 year ago
Tell Me You Didnt Eat That Cock-Meat Sandwitch !!
BGaNgPlAyZNoGaMeZ 1 year ago
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BGaNgPlAyZNoGaMeZ 1 year ago
Im serious about that koolaid
xcallmethebigggx 1 year ago
lol bush has a 360
MrBaconstuff 1 year ago
@MrBaconstuff whats that mean?
MrLockewilliams 1 year ago
@MrLockewilliams it means that george bush has an xbox 360
MrBaconstuff 1 year ago
Are you aloud weed and marawana in amsterdam?
LiM1Tz 1 year ago
@LiM1Tz weed and marijuana are the same thing stupid shit, and every body knows that amsterdam is the weed capital you bitch. sorry for cussin, you just deserved it.
DKzain23 1 year ago
@DKzain23 some people don't know that. chill the fuck out wow
MrLockewilliams 1 year ago
hahah MEXICANS!
jcube34 1 year ago
i love 0:42 is so jokes
monkeydark1 1 year ago
You forgot the part where the people from different government agencies are lined up and the dumbass bald guy tells them that he's in charge because the boss is away ice fishing. The man with the glasses says "Isn't this situation more important than ice fishing?" and the bald guy says "Clearly you've never been ice fishing. It's FUCKING EXHILARATING!"
RoleyPOHLeyOly 1 year ago
please dude... you're barely even brown
theUltimateBadass146 1 year ago
the bottemless party was the most awesome part
franky1l 1 year ago
fuck you donuts are awesome!
Gurly2Wurly 1 year ago
@Gurly2Wurly theyre delicous
DarkObliviator 1 year ago
NPH'S ALIVE?! :OOOOOOOOO
KimslyTheSeal 1 year ago
see if he got kool aid
hefjbg 1 year ago
That makes you a fukin hipocriticiser too, so shut the fuck up!
And smoke my weed
humwozere 1 year ago
my jordans nigga! haha, and the purple drink thats cold (for you white people it means grape soda)
Cedanowarrior 1 year ago
@Cedanowarrior
Purple Drank isn't grape soda dumbass
scottyobigg 1 year ago
can someone explain to me the purple juice part?
thelcfkilla 1 year ago
@thelcfkilla its a stereotype that black people love Grape soda...so him pouring it was supposed to be a form of "torture" cause he was wasting it..
2short99 1 year ago
0:08 - 0:11 awsome
pacoimadumbass 1 year ago
Look what we got us here brothers, MEXICANS!!!!!! XD
THEFREAK4498 1 year ago
I'm gon rip you up bitch! You best watch yo back bitch!!!
BigBallaBKT 1 year ago 2
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BGaNgPlAyZNoGaMeZ 1 year ago
kumars gf is on my dick
rebsito 1 year ago
im going to a whore house! and im gonna get my fuck on!!! roflmao
thetank971 1 year ago
Lol at 0:07 - 0:11
awwad1995 1 year ago
SHIT its cheney!
Trollingyou2 1 year ago
OMFGOMFG! Neil Survived?! YAY! That movie just got a little more awesome. XD
Shikeii666 1 year ago
you just blew my fuckin mind!
g8c8 1 year ago
SEE IF HE GOT KOOL-AID
ComedyLately 1 year ago
my favorite part of the flim is at 0:43 that is fing funny tell it isn't.
guyverdx94 1 year ago
lmaooo
timarleygraham 1 year ago
nph lives!!!!
me0864 1 year ago
He forgot, THIS IS MY BALLL!!!!!!
penlikker 1 year ago
This is one many movie
rkofan95 1 year ago
my mates were talking about a naked scene with coloured pubes at school, im curious now lols. is this the movie?
FBMOAY 1 year ago
@FBMOAY yeah this is it. There are chiks with coloured pubs walking around haha. One guy has this massive pub, Kumar's like:
"dude that looks like Osama bin ladens beard"
hahaha
afgmuscl3 1 year ago
harold's packing bags, kumar's jacking off hahahahahahahahahahaha
christianthetumor 1 year ago
where can i watch that movie
Diedisser 1 year ago
cock meat sanwich thats my favorite haha LMFAO lol
christianthetumor 1 year ago
mitsubishiua lol
babybeAsta877 1 year ago
thats wierd i never saw n.p.h get up
SuperFrankyg 1 year ago