Dylan's Couch - Episode 23 - Girls in the House

[lolipopbear]

i miss your videos!!!!!!!!! :(

[jerryjoebobjrjr]

umm okay



[slipnot2000000]

Lol!!!! The ens

[CapnKeys]

What are the point of all of these?

[TheMikester307]

I remember life being so innocent, but knowing that life wasn't that innocent all the time! I laughed all the way through this!

[prefontaine189]

this kid cant even speak right what a tard!

[heybay17]

I love this one it was my favorite !! don't listen to the idiots saying stuff

[chikichik12]

ahahahahaa omfg the end i started laughing wen i said she was saying theres a pool table and such then my mom starts cracking up bout something downstairs ahahahahah u shuld make more videos these are awsome!

[annah27]

LMFAO!

[Wherearetheverses]

Every morning when I wake up, I kneel down and thank god that youtube didn't exist when I was that age

[rootbeer141]

hahaha i agree you should have a singing episode xD

[cuzimkewllikedat98]

Your soo funny!! I ♥ you!!!!!!!!!!! :))

[redbombnelle]

TO bad your not hilarious

[creedreader]

that was the best one yet

[sammisandwich23]

ehh kinda boring,

[SmashcashMusic]

dylan taks about things that nobody cares but you cant look away. he didnt create those lyrics for nothing!

[eXclusiveSupastar]

*YAWN*

[lilpichu123]

hahaha. THIS SUMMER HAHAHA

[VERSUS10seconds]

hilarious ..... HILAAAARIOUS...Hilarious

[thedifferenceisme]

sssssss aaaaaaa fffffff eeeeeee ttttttt yyyyyy

safety dance *starts singing*

LOLOLOL!

[silenthawaiin]

Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude

Dude Dude Dude DudDude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dudee Dude Dude DudeDude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude Dude... my friends relly fat and desperate and he wants 2 no wat roxxis # is

Lmao

[joeiscool112]

ur such a baby fuk

[blink182wow]

wow ur like fuckin 14 or 15 or something and everyones still afraid to talk about sex and everything u fuckin pussy. woooow you need to get out

[RenoandRico]

his fucking show is scripted. Fucking idiot.

[blink182wow]

scripted like a pussy

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

I hate the show, but what's wrong with a script?

[EcoEclipse]

It's scripted so he knows what to say and how to say it, in order for it to be entertaining. All the stories are "the truth, or at least a version of the truth" to quote Dylan on an interview.

(The quote may have been paraphrased, I listened to the interview a while back.)

[ajbee22]

ha, who names their dog brody? :D

btw i love how you make your dad talk all weird haah.

[misgiggles22]

yupp this was mii fav video lol ....ur mom thinks ur such a naughty boiii!!!=P

[360Freaks]

FAGGGGGGGEEEERRRR

[redraidr87]

cant stand the intro

[TheBrianEffect101]

rofl ilu man XD i love the ending

[Chicnesses]

LOLOLOL .

[rockitpopit]

do you have 2 diffrent colore of eyes and your vid is pretty good

[calliee777]

omg i did too

[vipers965]

i had the scariest dream about him............

i'm never eating potatoes again...

[ThatDamnBl0nde]

i have weird dreams about you dylan!!

[annelise125]

this is definitely my favourite

I couldn't stop laughing

[xbrokenbonesx567]

what did she mean?

[Chlo1234321]

hilariousss. <3

[calumanderson]

how old are you 15 and you cant have girls over

[xXMileyyCyrusLoverXx]

omg this is soooooooo funnni!!!! haha and you should defiantly have a singing episode!!! haha

[sillyjilly679]

YES! you should SO have a singing episode!

that would hillarious!

hillarious!

hillarious

[AlasseMeneldur]

i luv tht song.........and this was hilarious!

[soblonde15]

haha

abseloutely hilarous

[lolpop2015]

nice couch'

[mruss4u]

Very Funny Dylan it makes me laugh everytime

keep up the good work :)

[snatalie22]

GOOD STORY. no.

[TAMBA0037]

BEST EPISODE EVA OMG :P

[maiyapapaya]

thats funny!

[Snails4Cash]

pretty funny ;)

[sivart8846]

good looking,, but try to think of something funny

[mgskater224]

funny

[maladroitgirl]

Oh My God! I love the safety dance!!!

[TheAwesomeJayandGray]

Dylan, no offense or anything, but you have some crazy hair lol. It's kinda cool.. but its really long... lol.

[cptvfan]

around the end i think i knew what u thought......DUDE THATS NASTY!!!!

[leozacleonrfcscot]

one of my favs this one :)

[SarahLove03]

hahahahahaaa whoa that was funny.

[ktandklashow]

wow ur hot

kla

[Sambug16]

this one and the segway r my favs:)

[ruby7395]

i wonder what your hair would look like if you straightened it

anyways, i thought that was the best episode ever lol.

[wackyjackielove]

you are awsome.....that was my favortie episode ever.........i admire you

[xXFr0gXx]

"Why not?"

"You know.."

"Ohhh because I'm unsucessfull and I still don't like girls"

[GLLProduction]

lol i love dylan!!

[Halloweenfan14]

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[THEOFFICIALIZZY]

lmao. my gawd i wish i was roxi

[haileylaurie]

my fAVE of all ur vids

[annamarieshawty]

i love itt.

[madisonwoodward]

OMG your HOT

[donthitmycar]

mom voice.. haha <3

[Jlundy12]

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[Linki107]

u look so diff. then u did in the first episode of DYLANS COUCh..DYLANS COUCH..duh nuh...

[donthitmycar]

ROFL

[ilovedyl5801]

lmao!!

[MetroStation90210]

that was so funny!!!!! i liked the deleted scene. LOL!!!!! ur hott.

[cheergirl356]

lol

[CartBel]

It made me pee

[sarcasticSydnie]

wow.

[unheardguitar42]

lols intercourse

[haloharley15]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg thats hillarious, im sorry dylan but Owned

[MusicSooperStars]

i love your theme song. its better than any theme song i have ever heard. i swear. (well i dont watch that much tv anyway)

[AmphetamineGTAS]

was quite funny, bit boring though.

[XxDinoDancexX]

hahahahahahah that was good this is one of the best ones!!!

[xoMuSicFreAkx3]

omg lol ur videos r sooo funny scroo every1 that dosnt think so. lol there just jellise of u and ur hottness ;]

[GenericName900]

It was crap my pants hilarious.

[HanaKami42]

OMG that was soooo funny i was seriously like cracking up!!

[Sambug16]

Fred's gay idk how anyone can like watching him.

[cheergirl356]

grrrr, he is really funny!!!!

[TheNintendoChick]

lol;

Your Videos Are So Funny

This Is Like My Favourite :D

You Look So Diffrent from The Older Episodes

lol

Great Videeos;

Keep it Up

xo

[dantesh88]

These are going to be so funny watching Dylan grow older as each episode passes. Kind of like going through adolescence on youtube for millions of people to see. Very brave!

[artseyartist]

This is funnnyyy!! =]

[artseyartist]

the hair is awwesommee!

[Giannashow1]

ur kinda ugly....no affense though=]

[wierder]

Shit

[3FLonGProductions]

lol dude you need to get a hair cut its getting way long

[caradeninia]

fred is funnier

[caradeninia]

FIX YOUR TEETH PLEASE

[norichan21]

I was just watching this episode and then I decided to watch the first episode. You look totally different. Oh and this episode is awesome. I've had this happen.

[Thegamershelp]

Check out The Random Story Show.

[DecrepitPluto]

You make all of these virgin girls on youtube wet their panties from watching your made up stories. 4/5 stars just for that

[AandH13]

haha

pants zipped up lol!

[jessie1093]

omg he is so hott this vid is so funny what was i gonna say? what was i gonna say? what was i gonna say? no?

[canuhandleit192]

omg. my mom would freak out if i was alone with a boy anywhere. even in front of her. lol

[garethtwatts]

your fuckin gay you trailor trash bitch and you sound as gay as Lance Bass

[cdmanjak]

someones jealous

[allypals6000]

theme song is awesome :D

[meagansoinluv253]

similar thing happened. my neighbor Ben calls me and tells me to bring my pants over bc he needs to borrow a pair (it was the last day of school and cross-dressing is against the rules [insane, right!?!?]) i bring 3 pairs. his mom isnt there and so im not aloud to be there. were sitting there in his entry way trying on each others pants. im walking out the front door with a bundle of clothes and his mom pulls in the driveway. home early. guess what she thought happened while she was at work?

[TWOEXCEL]

HAHAHAHA MAN YOU ARE FRIGGEN FUNNY

[wtchoutXitsjill]

aww,dylan i love your videos.

i can't get enough of them.

we should talk sometime,

and i don't mean it like that 'creepy stalker kind of way'

haha(:

[SailorJupi]

ha,ha, loved it. yes, u should have a singing episode!!!

[triked14]

his mouth is really weird

[randomquesochic]

i love u dylan.

i may die without seeing your videos.

i obviously need a life,

you #1 fan,

Laura Leigh !

[njtopdog]

OMG how hilarious!

 thats awesome.. I think yur mom is being kinda silly I mean she should trust you and roxy..

BRILLIANT VIDEO!!

[sk8rboysrhot]

not only do you have awesome blond hair that makes you look like Jason Dolley but now i see you have braces - that's Hot!

[Unpiece]

no hes ugly

[NikHibens]

do u live in a trailor

[milkduds44]

wow u are so funny

[missbm]

lol so funny

doesnt it suck when your

friends can have boys in their

room but you can't :(

[rootbeer141]

a singing episode would be awesome! lol

[catemma7]

This one wasn't as funny as the oreo one

[firetires911]

your face is beautiful<3

"WHAT?!!?!"

[undercoverj09]

haha how awkward would it be if "roxy" watches this video? anyway ur cute, but do u make these things up or are ur stories true???

[Kenny2k08]

Why are your descriptions always something like "Dylan does..." or something? I'll bet it's just you making these and maybe you paid somebody for your theme song.

[Xxnikki93xX]

lmao this is funny that kinda happened to me to i had to sneak sum1 out of my window xD so bad

[brina9393]

wow i think i jiust fell in love

[soyinfinita]

your couch looks like crackers!!! also, that was totally her projecting what she really wanted ;)

[Valientlink]

I'm starting to like these :D

[Butterscotch0193]

your hilarious! i love u dylan =D

[locochula]

thats sooooo wat my mom said to me and my guy friend landon!!!! LoL

[locochula]

omg!! thats what my mom said to me about my guy neighbor. LoL but we stared making out. so..... yeah

[redizpretty12]

lmao

[xsoftballbabex974]

i <3 you dylan!

[jobroluvers3000]

thisis so funny... she had to zip up her pants??? ahahahha!!!1 lol

[Septimus9898]

Lmao

[terryhergika]

gay

[RedneckHunter1996]

this viedo is so hilarious! it is my favorite video so far.

[Umquam]

XD lol!

[Umquam]

O.O ROFL that's the most amazing thing EVER

LMAO

Oh my god you're my hero ^-^

[YunaLIke]

"I had to get my pants zipped up!"

"She had to get her pants zipped up?"

Lol that was hilarious.

[Ksquared068]

... gay

[XRisingPriorityX]

i remember you from a year ago and it hasnt improved

[13FuNNyGIRLL13]

This is funny!

[madnees4]

next time he says halarious 3 times im gonna kill him

[JaxbotDude]

bloo...

[liveinmymusic]

dental plaaaan

[princessbree97]

nice theme song not

[lindseyloo12305]

i gonna shave your head in your sleep

[ismailmustafa]

My wrists are so tender from all the cutting this video has caused.

[maroneko0101]

AreyouDylanBoiceCooL!

[BlackLab221]

wow, I just watched your first dylan's couch and then this one and your voice is SO much deeper lol

[whitestchicksyouknow]

AHH! SAFETY DANCE! :D

My friends and I sing that all the time, huge inside joke.

[maroneko0101]

セリセ?

[maroneko0101]

AreyouDylanBoiceCooL!

[dropdeaddani1]

Some of your facial expressions are priceless:D

Oh man:D

[oooolaaaa12]

i'd like to mess around with u!! <3

[69RocknRollChick69]

OMG!!

Your So Cutee lols

Nice video its pre funnee

[DTSRipper]

LOL 4:07 = WHAAAT?!

I actually watched that bit like 20 times over! :p

Classicc :D

[rockbandstop]

lol and tht was funny his mom heard i had 2 zipped up my pants lol and the song at the end saftey dance

[shaggyhaircuties]

hahahhaha i love your stories...real or not.

[PlanetEarthh]

pretty much all of this crap never happened , and you are one lame ass kid man , cant have girls in the house.

[REALasFICTION]

Hehe don't worry kid, I and my boyfriend have similar rules. We're both about your age, so I guess it's only fair. I can understand where our parents are coming from.

"SHE HAD TO ZIP UP HER PANTS?!"

That was funny. You and Roxy dating?

hehe.

-A