MAD tv - Anjelah Johnson

[ButterflyAttacks]

I'm not hating and i love her skits but I've hear the same jokes multiple times from her.

[420HoLLyWooD420]

I am so going to look for a dog the next time a Mexican hits on me like that..lol

[dancefloorbeauty]

So true.



[AquaxIce]

lmao omg her asian accent is better than russel peters!

[MichaelGr33n]

Hi Honey, what you need today? How you mam? Lol

[shamania94]

407 people got the head nod...

[javidah]

Y SHE SO PRETTY

[eddiecampbellonline]

i worked on madtv for this video iam an author now 44 Horrible Dates video on youtube

[NenaReyesBeeOtch]

thisis hilarious, lmfao..the asians at the nail salon really DO that stuff...haha loved it <3 first time Viewer!

[MichaelGr33n]

LOL hillarious

[YoItsMersadi]

She is very funny(:

[iLuvYuhKelsi]

She's funny ! ( =

[lana3334]

She's really funny 😃

[lana3334]

Too FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thunderpussy310]

Your hot

[kjsays]

i knew i seen her somewhere b4! its the taco cabana chick!

[KillCreative]

sounds like Jayhoney or somethin

[sozroe76]

the best vietnamese accent by a westerner ever!!!!!!!!!

[FoxxyHawk]

She is so funny.

[DevilKeyz]

BonQuiQui?

[bintap2]

@JCsmarty Obviously shes not Vietnamese. Its easy to mimic your language..you just make up a bunch of noises...

[novaturbkkk]

id defo blow inside her

[Alberto91197]

buklau



[NO0Bstatus]

sex?

[420sativaboy]

I'd smash her.

[ROXYDOLL12]

So truee

[iHeartTayTay15]

omg thats so creepy thats exactly what I always get asked :O

[Firemanfh12351]

XD honai...y u dont like

[XKikiMatrix]

Lol, Asian accent. xD

[MsCatheex]

She has the best asian accent -3

[SubwayFan83]

Honey... Why you don' like? Lol!

[idontthinkilikethis]

hahah shes cute.

[sammyRN1]

Gorgeous!!!!!!

[Raxxer1993]

Is she trying to copy Russell Peters or something?

[damienlee54]

@Raxxer1993 Or is it the other way around?

[georgemfr]

scores HOT on the hot and crazy scale.lol

[AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH]

hot and funny =]

[violetgrowers]

hirarious

[trackstar1331]

what channel is this on if you have comcast?

[XxCousinCrewxX]

She reminds me of Marisol From George Lopez :D

[30RockRs]

She sounds like ownage pranks when she's doing the nail part lol

[M3iscool]

She's hot...

[Ziggyflavel1]

Meh

[Pikachusaysrawr]

Any other viet heard she said con di??? lolol

[GliTterGoDesS72]

She kinda had a tough crowed

[Azariarobot14]

Low key them nail salon ppl b doin tht

[imthebeastest2299]

hey blue shirt! whats up blue shirt! haha puppy!

[MariahCasillas]

402 dislikes...... RUDE

[backatchalol]

omg shes so good at the accent

[YelloFello15]

I'm Vietnamese and I'd have to say her impression on par.

[HisOnlyOne331]

Hi!(:

....HOLA ;)

[MsBeatrizv]

so funny and true! lol

[TheXRealXBrapp]

*facepalm

[cherrytay85]

I like her! Shes good

[dogloverwatsup123]

she is a talented comedian

[TheXin89]

*Adds subtitles*... She said what??

[Poppy972011]

shes so funny. i love Bon Qui Qui!

[nuadoixaxu]

Nice, but it sounds more like chinese than Vietnamese

[nena96ize]

haha your so fucken funny que viva la raza

[lvableme87]

@ 2:30 looks like the girl is telling tht guys "thts old" lol!!

[JCsmarty]

I'm Vietnamese and I ain't understand one word she said tho hilarious

[SydneyMcCall97]

@JCsmarty you know she dont ACTUALLY speak tho rigght?

[fudgeround21]

Shes hilarious.

[jennylover456]

she reminds me of that woman from snow dogs

[Mrhardcoregamer3]

thats how all white wemon are

[Lowbrain3]

if anyone says she is not sexy then they are gay......am I right ?

[juniornutshell]

@Lowbrain3 I'm gay and she is still caliente

[shoeib123]

fuck people its comedy, its funny as long as it is true

[meemi017]

hahahahahahaahahhaahhaa

[awesomeskierboy]

wow seriously it sounds like vietnamese..

[animegoul]

she should stop this gig n go in the porn industry ! if u feel ME :P

[emcee2456]

Such a cutie pie. 

[OlivV1]

She did the same routine on Laugh Facotry

[ckayser1]

Anjelah ROCKS!!  Great, clean humor!! Need more like her! Keep it up, gal!

[krazyfeetburger]

funny and pretty, marry me



[thearaban]

damn, i'd rail her

[mac777daddy]

Fucking chinks and stupid ass fake nails...All over the place.

[kgee24]

@mac777daddy are u retarded?

[Kapernakus07]

one of the funniest women standup's Ive seen in a while, and she's mega hot.

[p1j7a]

damn girl

[YURISALVATION]

she is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[myusuf10ful]

She's hot but not funny

[JustinBieber4496oxo]

It's true, the ladies at the nail salon compliment about you in their language and you don't even know it!

[SNT508]

@JustinBieber4496oxo No, they insult you and then tell you they were complimenting you (= But then they realize I can actually understand them xD

[juliefisher4000]

@JustinBieber4496oxo Complain* I used to work at a [natural] nail place and a woman's mom went to a foreign one like the typical Asian ones that stink and the wear masks etc and she understood Vietnamese and the people complain so much about their clients like how gross their hands and feet are, etc. I never go to them cuz they always charge too much for a bad job. :/

[SuperBelieber1999]

@JustinBieber4496oxo compliment or insult...we will never know??? lolz

[juliefisher4000]

@JustinBieber4496oxo No they don't. They insult you. A friend of mine speaks Vietnamese and she said all they talked about were her "nasty nails and feet." They didn't know she spoke it.

[Rinsuki]

@juliefisher4000 Actually it depends on the person. I've heard vietnamese people say stuff like her kids are lovely, she has beautiful blonde hair, oh she is so tall, etc...I don't know but if you go anywhere you'll be judge they just don't say it to your face. I don't know why you would be hurt by it when you can't even understand them. To say all vietnamese say bad things in their language makes you seem so important they'll talk about you. Not all white people are slave owners, right?

[juliefisher4000]

@Rinsuki I never said all of them do. I said that they do do that sometimes; not every one of them. The fact that someone did say bad things about a client shows that those people do do that. That's like saying black people listen to a lot of rap. It's a fact. It's not racist in any way. I'm not saying I am offended by Vietnamese people because I don't understand Vietnamese. Someone that I know speaks it and heard negative things spoken behind their back.

[cowardsndntapply]

@juliefisher4000 Did you really just say "black people listen to a lot of rap.. its a fact"? LoL It is racists to overgeneralize and stereotype. I'll tell you I'm black and I don't really enjoy rap.

[juliefisher4000]

@cowardsndntapply Er, yes I did, it is visible in plain text. And by saying that, I meant that a lot of them do. That's like saying white people listen to a lot of rock and metal. Because we do. Not all of them enjoy it but a lot of them do. Maybe my wording was not correct, but my logic is. It's not racist at all. I'm sure the majority of black people has said that whites are racist because of certain thoughts that have nothing to do with a whole race. Same with whites. It works both ways.

[whatdideverhappend]

@JustinBieber4496oxo Dyke

[Mrwickedman95]

Probably one of the hottest comedians out there.

[lakerbunny]

She's really funny....and attractive.

[2fladoodle]

SHE IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT

[thekoljay101]

she soo fucking funny!!!

[HotBreakfist]

ummm...so who here likes coloring book?

[Nap712]

Thank god she always tells the same 2 jokes every time too

[Nap712]

Damn she's hot.. I wish I could get into her jokes though, not a fan of ethnic jokes. Maybe if they were good ethnic jokes...

[JONSTERLEE]

She makes such a good Asian voice. It's hilarious :D

[LilMuchkin22]

She sounds like the female version of the girl from ownage pranks :)

[balue87]

@LilMuchkin22 i totally agree.

[ApplePie892]

why are all her shows repeated in different you know.. links? she ran outta funny stuff or what? i'm not a hater, i like her! but jst wondering at the fact that her videos aren't different.. they're the same!!

[chrissy1605]

when she speaks like a white girl she sounds like rachel from friends

[AngelaXsayshi]

Even if your comment wasnt meant to be sexist or racist it was still rude. Dont be such a prick

[Hoopermazing]

She is no funny at all. I'm not hating... I'd lick her asshole like it was a soft-serve ice cream dispenser. But, she is not the slightest bit funny.

[Hoopermazing]

@Hoopermazing Not not no.

[MissZayable]

@Hoopermazing shes fucking hilarious!

[Hoopermazing]

@MissZayable You're a girl/woman. You don't know what funny is. Women thought that Rita Rudner was funny. Any comedian who says any variation of "Am I right, ladies?" is an unfunny hack. She should jiggle her saucy Latin ass into the kitchen and make me some empanadas.

[MissZayable]

@Hoopermazing umm wow..no neeed to be racist and discriminate against her latin ass..i bet her "latin ass" is making more money than you are..and you have something against women?? bitch we do know what funny is..i come from a family full of funny ass motherfuckers so im pretty sure ik..and she is funny. and that was rita runder this is anjelah johnson two different people stop being such a jackass.

[Hoopermazing]

@MissZayable First of all, my reference to her Latin ass was complementary. Secondly, whether she makes more money than me or not is a fallacious argument for the position that she is funny. Of course, she is not. She's cute boarding on adorable, but her act is painfully unfunny. In fact, if she wasn't so cute, she wouldn't have a career at all. She's hacky to the point of making Carlos Mencia look like Louis CK.

[MissZayable]

@Hoopermazing haha naaaa i just think your jealous your not as funny as herrrr

[Hoopermazing]

@MissZayable Why is it that you Internet idiots can't understand the difference between "your" and "you're?" And, none of you stupid motherfuckers know how to spell, definitely, either. As to your absurdly fallacious argument, why would I be "jealous" of an obscure mediocre comedian? I meant exactly what I said the first time with no ulterior motive. She is NOT funny.

[MissZayable]

@Hoopermazing its funny cuss she is lol...she may do the same acts but they are funny because they are legit real life things that happen all the time and make people laugh..oooh sorry i don't use correct grammer..doesn't make me an idiot prick. i don't always use correct grammer on the internet..who does?? asshole, im an A+ student..oo and just incase you didn't know...there called typos

[alexandra0110]

like this if you go to the nail salon and they say something and you think about this video

[DarkReapersGrim]

She killed the Korean accent perfectly. And her voice is so soothing when she does it.

[TheVeedubb]

i wanna have sex with every part of her body, her tits her face her ass and her vagina

[TheVeedubb]

she's hot

[MegaCowsRock]

i learned chinease a little before i went to get my nails done and finally understood the people there. they were insulting me so i cussed em out in chinease and idint pay XD

[RihannaNavyBaby]

Haha , I Seen All Of These Before .

[Brownsuka1]

whateva yu laik, we do for yu!

funny stuff

[dancingintherain328]

The other day I wnet to the nail salon and the lady literally asked me "How your mom" and "You have boyfriend?"

[razaa09]

omg, get a different routine, its eitehr this or nail salon. Come one girl

[singersdream1999]

In learinging Vietnamese cuz I swear I heard her say nigger lol

[calebgraham95]

Ive never described someone when i hit on a girl shes miss informed

[TayCaudle15]

LMAO!!

[sleepeeg3]

Fast forward past that first bit. Her comedy routine sucks - she should stick to impressions and/or cheerleading. Definite cutie, though.

[adstation31]

damn!! she's hot!!



[mich3ll344]

She is too funny

[ElectricEpidemic]

When she nodded, I nodded back as if she was talking to me...

[ThaHouseKid]

funny as fuck and very pretty

NOW THATS THE ULTIMATE COMBO right there ;P

[theapplessmile]

u hav boyfriend, why u dont hab hehehehe hallariuos

[dabronski]

She is soooo damn FINE!!! I want her to get me pregnant.......wait I meant the other way around lol.

[meredithkuz]

@Gurizin There are other types of Asians that work at nail salons. Including Chinese.

[calebgraham95]

Man she is fine im black and i dont care if she aint got an ass id wife that she has a black personality with a sexy latina body

[FCA1975]

@calebgraham95 She is very cute (adorable in fact) and has a cute little body. Not much booty, no, but I don't see her as having a black personality either.

[calebgraham95]

@FCA1975 Well not a straight black personality but i mean shes cool and thats basicly what we are.

[leedavidalan2]

How hot is she at 2:18?..........VERY hot

[FCA1975]

@leedavidalan2 It's the smile. She has an incredible and magnetic smile.

[OMGawkwardTURTLE]

I wish female comedians were more like her. She has great confidence on stage and her jokes are really funny lol

[imartificial]

female version of russell peters.

[Leezhonghee]

somehow i feel this offended and funny at the same time

[enolove1]

@Samiricaaa1123 you must be very old then

[TheLATAZN]

LOL my mums vietnamese and i showed her this, now she cant stop laughing and quoting tammy

[BubblesandBerries]

Im offended -_-

[avrilrcks76]

@BubblesandBerries its just a joke :)

[josarrah]

hey blue shirt. how ya doin blue shirt? lol lol lol

[LynnxHearts]

honeyyy.. why ya dont likeee?

[meredithkuz]

A perk of being Chinese, I can understand what they say and usually they're not very nice things lol

[Gurizin]

@meredithkuz its vietnamese.

[alovesmac7]

she really needs new material everysingle show exact same material

[sharidny]

@alovesmac7 at least she writes her own material and doesn't steal other comedians jokes like Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and Denis Leary. Disgraceful hacks!

[alovesmac7]

@sharidny ya but at least all those other people have new material

[sharidny]

@alovesmac7 It doesn't count if its not THEIR material.

[lifelovecareer]

Wow Anjelah, completely the experience. Especially when you ask for an oval tip and they say square much better!

[BigUnitism]

did she just say "whats up one leg, how u doin one leg" ???

lmfao xDD

[bonquiqui800]

thumbs up if shes funny



[FaFi12606]

She's not racist ! She makes fun of her own kind Jesus people it's only comedy !

[TheBrradsullivan]

@FaFi12606 ...no shes racist lol but thats ok because thankfully we have freedome of speech in this country ; ) !

[ilovelosangeles999]

Ha! Sounds like my grandma!!!

[lg123xyz]

Stupid racist bitch lol

[sharidny]

@lg123xyz touchy touchy!!! Get a sense of humor of go watch PBS I thik they're a little more politically correct over there.

[lg123xyz]

@sharidny She can touchy touchy my dicky dicky

[sharidny]

@lg123xyz Trolling a comedy video??? sad stuff. You completely blocked your page so no one can see how pathetic you are. Oh well. Hope you get a life loser.

[lg123xyz]

@sharidny What's the matter... upset?

[knes167]

damn she looks hella-cute in this video :O

if only more girls had character :l

[CuTePuRPlePRiiNCeSS]

OMG! she sounds just like ownagepranks when he do his asian voice!

[sharidny]

@CuTePuRPlePRiiNCeSS suckey suckey 5 doalor!

[MrBilalAziz]

she is hot and funny

[bn137]

this is my first time seeing this and me thinks she had a boob job. after seeing her for the first time last year.

[tigerlove6108]

@bn137 boobs grow yenno.

[bn137]

@tigerlove6108 nah man she is grown already

[katiefedorov]

hahahhahahah this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnny she make me laugh wenever i hear her jokes!

[healerdude69]

she makes me laugh not every joke but the majority

[ThatsSoTrue21]

she is probably the only comedian that makes sense with her jokes

[alltimewonder]

She's saying the same jokes from her Comedy Central Special but I still like her:D

[JPerez928]

She's so gorgeous.

[xXxDanityKanexXx]

do you ly krito gelll?

[MW2pwnage12345]

I love how beautiful she is