How To Stand In Line

[Flippers913]

yes, i did pause the video for that list.

[MLS122171]

Sing a Green Day song, woo!

[thedirectorkid98]

Ass-hatery!

[frickenbreadmonster]

Did that scene really happen? Because i'm going to go see that with my grandparents...

[mcclurgtracy]

thumbs up if you paused at 2:37 !

[ameera14]

i hate people that cut in line!!!

[absydooby123]

I stopped the video to read the hole list :D i really to hate ass heads lol

[BreakTS]

I used this video for an english assignment. A plus. AWWWWW YEAH!

[akitten12]

Yes i did stop the video for "this"

[4795623]

We might need to translate this into all the ching chong languages so the chinks can learn a thing or two about being civilized

[FancyFangirl]

3:07 ass-head hahahahahah

[bolmeteus]

I was at the Singapore zoo the other day, this asshat stood at the start of the line. I kindly told him to move towards the end of the line, but he gave the the ( ;: / )look. What do I do?

[swimmingkaola]

when i was like 5 i axadentally cut a whole line, right to the front o.o

[NightlyStarlight]

I want that banana!

[Jennifer9735]

ASS HEADERY XD

[SENIOR1174]

at 2:38it says did you really stop the video for this?

[nissan350zluver]

would u like to have this banana NAH NAHH NAAHHH NAHHH NAH NA NAHHH

[jadiel681]

Funny

[GreenOrangesCanFly]

Lol azzhat

[TheIamacyborg]

Yes, I would like a banana! Thank you for asking!

[Mad4Bacon]

Answer To the Last Third Thing To Do;

Yes,Yes I Did

(It was Worh It)

[TheCuddlyBastard]

yes i did really stop the video for that

[antney1108]

(not making eye contact) Yes, I did stop the video to read the entire list.

[ElvenMelvin22]

Where can I buy an ass hat? ;)

[ColdBlitz12456]

Why would I get pen*s envy by standing in line? ~-(e3e)-~

[hailee135]

HEHE! ASS HAT!!!!!!!! I would say they have  a ass flouting above their heads!

[Pzellls01510]

Ass hat................

[Pzellls01510]

You don't like green day do you...

[Erorepies]

Ladies and gentelmen that is how you stand in line! Thank you sit you have educated the world!

[Zooroonies]

the music from 1:39-2:01 sounds like porno music XD

[dikkezeug321]

@Zooroonies watched too much porn did ya?

[peeweet123]

@Zooroonies i think your watching too much porno :D

[Zooroonies]

@peeweet123 hey, i gotta find something to occupy me during all nighters

[textred13]

@Zooroonies

u would know. haha

[Osteoporozis]

Be a true hipster... like PRE-Dookie greenday. That's right, before they learned to sing

[aprettyniceguy22]

lol penis hand at 3:35

[BlackNeko200]

1. Find the line.

2. Stand in line.

3. Wait your turn.

I thought we did this in K-grade. :|

[alexwinters]

Don't be an ass-hat!

[RustyKnight94]

Wtf is on sale at 1:47?

[AmberHeart165]

@RustyKnight94  Tickets

[AmberHeart165]

@RustyKnight94 at the theatre, its from another how to vid..

[okrao]

yes i did @2:37

[Vikkiclark1999]

Can I have your banana?

[ThePoorAnimatedDino]

2:38 create your own religion hmmmm

[TheCRISTILUV]

I had to rewind the video :( too complicated lol

[il2xbox]

I liked Nimrod more than Dookie.

[Erin57619]

I actually paused the video to see the entire list of what to do in line... hahahaha. one of them asked "Did you really stop the video for this?"

[yuzay16]

why would i want to visualize my teachers naked??

[Hheawy]

Nice list about what to do in line! I think next time I'll try getting an erection and convincing the person next to me I have jedi powers while trying to fart as hard as I can

[holaaidosx]

i liked the porno music

[cheese10000000000001]

nanananananananananananananana­nanananananana NA!!!!!

So freakin'n funny

[GameingPotato]

i had to watch this vid 3 times until i got the test right. :l

[deltora125]

4:34 that is sooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

[nicegirlsrock1234]

read the thrid to last or second to last lol

[PinerunMW2]

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[PinerunMW2]

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[garcia11rock]

GREEN DAY RULES!

[1998mangagirl]

they should show this to most of the kids in my school. they just can't find the nend of the line.

[Scatteredpast]

when you showed the fun things you could do in line the first thing i saw was sing a greenday song GREENDAY RULES!!!

[TailtheWolf]

15 people don't know how to stand in line or couldn't find the end of the line..

[ytan1201]

Do you like Green Day? Yeah, they are awesome.

[meghan000rocks]

"Did you really stop the video for this?" ... yep. >.>

[MakenzieAiden]

OMG I LOOOVE GREENDAY!!! ID LOOOVE TO GO TO THAT CONCERT!!!

[1Shot1Hit]

EVERYONE MUST STAND AGAINST ASS HATTERY

[soosyloony]

@1Shot1Hit BY STANDING IN LINE . O .

[cheneeamoi93]

I love your singing voice!

[aboveakings]

Doesn't work for DMVs sadly



[SwaggYouWishYouHad55]

LMFAO !

4:37 - 4:42 >;D

[MrYerbanana]

I had 2 restart the video.... several times

[TheVillaChannel1]

i pause the video just to read,sorry ev xD BUT i finished !!

[PaigeShephard]

Yes, I did actually pause the video

[JoeBreeVideos]

I love your videos, I'm glad I saw you on Buck!

[TheIncredibleAuthorE]

Close your eyes and pretend to be blind. Lol.

[4JCutz]

LMFAO i actually read it -_- .. haha xD

[keg2014]

yes, yes i really did stop the video to read all of that XP

[AllenDangoSticks1]

Psssh, I'm a ass hat. XD

[TylotheGREAT]

4:39 bwahahahahaha!!!!

[themturf]

close your eyes and pretend your blind

[broodwarterran]

4:38 lol

[xPunkaholic101x]

i went to the american idiot broadway show as my graduation present. it kicked ass! :D even my mom liked it xD

[xFictionalRealityx]

Lets practice, shall we? Find the end of the line.

*me screaming at the monitor* IN THE SALE SHOWCASE WHERE THOSE GUYS ARE HAVING BUTTSEX AND/OR FINDING A DEAD BODY!!!

[PinkRogue88]

2:38.. yes, yes I did pause the video to read this. (:

[Mirandadorable]

I looove that you mentioned jpmetz haha

[lightsnow123]

your "congratulations!" sounds like the ads on the internet.

[4tothepowerofcheese]

friends aren't allowed to cut. if someone cuts me, i cut him... in his motherfucking face.

[doombreker]

Like this if you paused at the list of things you can do.

[Chubbypuggiekids]

@evmoneyTV green day is pure epicness

[Shinketa]

And the epic end xD Nananananananana!

-Guy raping girl-

[Shinketa]

Lol i read half the words on the things to do while standing xD Lol learn chinese from the girl in front of u. Im asian...

[NinjaaTunaa]

Asshatery - Best Word Ever. Period.

[Flowmaster925]

i did stop the vid for the list, i do hav jedi powers

[jjnana100]

ASS HATS? ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAO

[Raptor00106]

I bet this dude can make a conversation with the most boring topic.

[mizzmeme456]

lol stupid ASS HATS

[renabenaify]

i stopped the video in the middle...haha

[funkyfartmonster6]

the dislike bar looks like the 13 people who disliked it's penises.

OHHHH

[pokelomo123]

i have a pronlem i got a c on my religion test so i dont no how to create my own religion

[TheyCallmeSchwa]

I WILL COMMENT LOUDLY!!!

hmmmmmmmm......

hey once I had jedi powers

[klinkerdinker28]

thumbs up if you actually paused the video..

[WikedAgentLoser]

@klinkerdinker28

hehe 69 likes.

[Perlasaki]

Yup, I stopped the video 2:40

[RosaryThorn]

2:40 right column, third from the bottom. YES I DID!

[YuanlovesDooJoon]

Do you want a banana nananananana.. LOL

[raysfroness]

I want your "Generic Green Day Song" as my ringtone! xD

[ownblade]

But i am an AssHat!

[340doc]

if he puts dont be distracted by this back wall, your being distracted by reading it



[99woodnymph]

What is that with the Banana?

[WolfLikeWe]

I'm missing a ring finger, so instead of "Make sure you still have all of your body parts." I get the fun alternative "Convince the person in front of me that I'm an assassin."

[101artsygirl]

@spideykoonrulz Uh oh, looks like someone is getting a lump of coal in there christmas stocking next year :O

[101artsygirl]

by the way, if we where all gay, no one would be around! Think about it dumb fuck before you say it.

[101artsygirl]

@spideykoonrulz I can't believe you now! Now your being racist to America!? Im from America you fucking bitch!!! Im not a closet homo! DUH! Im a girl for shits sake! shut your fucking mouth and go find another video to troll rape!! You really are stupid! Its like your mom didn't teach you about homophobics yet! Just shut the fuck up, and go watch your porn creep!

[101artsygirl]

@spideykoonrulz would you stop being such a fucking troll to the rest of us and stop talking about rape you perverted faggot, your so stupid, do you even think before you say the shit that has to come out of your mouth? Really, Im a better smack talker than you are! Go eat shit out of gay asses, and stop being a rape troll to a video that says how to stand in line!! Ugh people like you make me wanna shoot myself -.-

[sweezamuffin]

Lol at 2:38 one of the suggestions is "Did you really stop the video for this?"

[sweezamuffin]

Did anybody else get distracted from finding the end of the line when that message appeared telling you not to get distracted?

[alwaysreva]

Am I the only one who noticed Ev typically only has four fingers?

[101artsygirl]

dictionary:

Ass hattery ( A-s-s H-a-t-t-ee-r-ie)

The technique of a random individual

trying to conduct a series of moves

to not be last in line.

I wish that was real :)

[iLuvMakeup2238]

hahahaha asshattery lol

[Uggiesandkisses]

did anyone else stop the video and read that whole list?

[StormyBOTDF]

Count as high as you can, Make sure you still have all of your body parts, Bite off all of your finger nails, Practice folding your tongue.... Get an erection, get penis envy... Wtf?? xD lol

[SomethingBlue1342]

lol, i wasn't distracted by the background until you said something about it!

[RichyBabess]

Can you re-make this video in italian? When I went for a skiing holiday, I don't recall seeing a single italian that knew how to properly queue.

Not being racist. Anyone who has been on a skiing holiday to italy will most likely back me up on this.

[heartSLB]

I cut the line few days ago I felt bad back then but after watching this video makes me feel worst after knowing that I am a asshat

[buddysimsrs]

You like green day? Rock on

[striderfarrell]

i love green day!!!!!

[RubiMux3ca]

Yes. Yes iDid Just Stop The Video To See The List. LMFAOOO!

[highschoolmusical288]

I wanna see the Green Day musical!

[riseagainst1998]

Green day sucks

[botdance9]

Look at the third from the last option.

[liketheuniverse11]

You're doing a huge favor to Humankind, teaching them to be politer, :D NICE!! I love your voice, very sexy! You are, too! <3

[waitwhatandwhy]

YOU SAID "ASSHAT".

You are now my favorite.

[alyssajanelx3]

You have a very calming voice :)

[Mrsfatblackchick]

how to watch evmoneyTV shit down, power up computer,pc,or smartphone, load up you tube, type in evmoneyTv, pick a video then whip out your penis and enjoy.

[redty7]

Yes I want the banana

[allaboutsnogs]

Thumbs up if you read "Did you really stop the video for this?"

[Aaminergirl]

Omg do you draw the KOL pics???? No WAY i LOVE that game!!!!

[101princessfairy]

@Siderkoonrulz. Awww poor sole did the doctor drop you on the growing when you were born? I mean seriously! picking on a girl? Oh that's sooo manly of you! Oh wait NOPE all I see is a nerd who hates his life but is to fucked up and emotionally confused to get a life. and watch out who you pick on there's now what we call security on the comments one more question why does your mom hate you so much? this is a video about standing in line, NOT hentai!!!!! Get a life douche bag!

[GioSkullbrains]

@101princessfairy

*spidey

[sillykittylova]

what if you have to pee or dump while your standing in line? hmm?

[citronelsker]

I think I will make up my own language next time I'm standing in line.

[HalfBloodPrincess217]

Great**

[HalfBloodPrincess217]

Omg this is grate! Lol I hope this isn't for real...

[muiscnight]

Or how about you guys talk about the video...want drama go to facebook

[freebird112863]

Something else some people like to do...."straddle." This drives me crazy! Two days ago I went to a sporting goods store to but winter boots. There were two open registers across from each other. A couple were standing in the middle. I asked which register were they at and they responded, with a big smile, "We're straddling." Well, I made the choice much simpler for them. I choose a register and got in line. Of course this angered them and said I was rude. LMAO! Riiiiiiight.

[GnarledStaff]

@XfatnuglyX yeah but that video was obviously directed at someone who needed it. And how do you know this is his only hobby. Are you a stalker?

[jackdude2448]

What is with all this pointless arguing? Spidey if you don't like the video leave your feedback and don't thumb Ev's arse instead of posting stupid, pointless comment's that no one cares about. These are really funny and for some reason are quite useful in some what weird situations. So instead of leaving stupid comments go fap to hentai or something because that's what most people like you do.

[DeeHalston]

you're next video should be how to ignore trolls. :D Help the youtube population to realize it's actually really easy, just don't feed the trolls.

[behindthemixglasses]

I CAN'T FINISH THE VIDEO!!!! WHERE'S THE END OF THE LINE!?!?!?!?

[rS17]

Wish they taught this at high school. That place is filled with asshats :p

[CyberKaise]

Whats a line

[carebearlovah]

im one of those ass hats >.>...

[28sarahboo]

I've been doing it wrong all these years..

[redty7]

I guessed somewhere that wasn't getting pointed to by an arrow what do I do!?!?!

[iamsamish1]

i dont like your generic greenday song. (sarcasm)

[23brokendream]

1039 smoothed out slappy hour best greenday album

[utubeshighlites]

wtf lines don't have a start or finish the go on forever

line segments have a start and finish

[MrWolffers]

PEACE! :D 

[used7issue]

for that list of things to do in line for some reason the first thing is see is get an erection (males only)

[Abigailstebbins]

get an erection wtf

[cdgbroLvX]

You forgot to put in the list, play with yourself.

[Nnedix]

Lol the long pause reminds me of when Dora asks a question.

[gaararocksON]

green day....billie is hawt...

[amarisawesome]

I love ev

[beyonce11213]

thumbs up if you know how to do these but u watch them anyway

[CyRixULTIMate]

like if u stoped to read all of list of things 2 do while waiting

[AccessDenied55]

I guess im a "ASSHEAD" I do that all the time to my friends and random people

[JaceaRise]

@AccessDenied55 assHAT.

[99poisonivy]

LOL some one was trying to be my friend in the lunch line and I'm like I'm gonna fall for it the back of the line is that way xD

[cheyennedeas]

i learned alot from this :D

[AK4712387]

4:39-:41 I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!!