music store employees are always such dicks. they feel all cool cause they think they have the best job in the world. bullshit. they deal with whiney customers all day.
c'mon man! where I live, no one let's you play every musical instrument you want and then walk away, so enjoy those customers, that man playing the piano, sounded amazing, that music store it's just great
@OOOESSAYY he's not, he's playing it from the front side, what appears to be the black keys to the left of the piano are the pitch and modulation tuning wheels :)
On the other hand, it's no picnic for those of us that want 2 simple short shaft 500K Ohm CTS pots without getting the 3rd degree, either. "What guitar do you need them for?" "Doesn't matter, those are the ones I need." "Well, I need to know, because you might be getting the wrong ones." "No, you really don't need to know, because I've done this a thousand times. Now either retrieve them from behind the fucking counter, or I'll drive across town to the competition."
At least he's not in the guitar room with an Ibanez in hand plugged into a line 6 on the Insane chanel with the gain and delay/reverb to the max with the bass and treble all the way up and the mids completely out of the equation. Let's not forget to roll off ALL tone on the neck pickup and start sweeping away
How do you do it!? I've gone in plenty of music stores and HATE "THOSE PEOPLE"! I can leave at least. At a Guitar Center once, I yelled at this guy banging on keys once to SHUT THE "F" UP! Five people applauded... heh....
@averyellis Hahahahahaha these Vids are so Truthful, My guitarist works in a Guitar store and the stories just remind me of your videos man. btw what music are you into/play yourself?
1. It's obvious this guy is fired now, or planned to quit.
2. He is funnier than heck.
3. Remember these two very important rules: The last thing you will hear in a music store is music and the ratio between talent and volume is inverse!
The most interesting man in the world... can play all the Korg demo songs from memory. Stay thirsty, my friends.
rjjones2020 1 month ago 4
LMAO!!!!
superreverbfreak 1 month ago
Why hasn't everyone grasped the idea that he was pretending to play a demo...
FlourescentPotato 1 month ago in playlist More videos from averyellis
I thought he was pretty good
InsanityIncludedTv 1 month ago
HES A PHONY A BIG FAT PHONY!!!! legit you can hear him press the stop button before he walks away
sabbath994 2 months ago
@sabbath994 he's a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni
thewun11 6 hours ago
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smallmanwill 2 months ago
Dr. House?
smallmanwill 2 months ago 2
Is this mr. Bean?
HappyAfroamerican 2 months ago
man these videos are hilarious, i saw that bailey brothers video. used to work at guitar center in birmingham. wish i wouldve had a video cam hahaha
TheEs150 2 months ago in playlist working in a music store
he was actually playing a demo
Pointycrown 2 months ago
these videos are hilarious.
sehnsucht77 2 months ago
wish you did more of these. this would make a great series tbh
emcitement 2 months ago
You look like AFX Twin
Keletho 2 months ago
that face is priceless
69atomheart 2 months ago
omg this shit is fucking funny as hell. keep these coming.
blueeyeguitarguy 2 months ago
I dont get it. Is he annoyed? Because that is actually really fucking cool.
elbowonfire 3 months ago
HOLY SHIT. He played that keyboard like a boss UPSIDE DOWN!
EdgePitSwing 3 months ago
God, I laughed so hard I had to run and pee! This is so fucking real, man!
SphinctersForever 3 months ago
music store employees are always such dicks. they feel all cool cause they think they have the best job in the world. bullshit. they deal with whiney customers all day.
avor 3 months ago
@avor do you know what it's like to have to listen to people attempt to play ALL DAY LONG? [levels of success may vary]
RiseAgainstTheDay 2 months ago
What? dudes just rocking out... I don't see you doing shit.
shizlnit 3 months ago
That is obviously Michael Scott.
bwakey 3 months ago 3
that guy is actually really good...
JavaSpitLava 3 months ago
hahahaha
butterXcup52 3 months ago
He's pretty good. Wait, something doesn't look right... He's not playing at all! He's a big, fat, PHONY! HEY EVERYONE, HE'S A BIG, FAT, PHONY!
Kelspitchenese16 3 months ago 5
c'mon man! where I live, no one let's you play every musical instrument you want and then walk away, so enjoy those customers, that man playing the piano, sounded amazing, that music store it's just great
Feder066 3 months ago
From listening to dubstep and going to this...
What am i doing with my life?...
nkong07 4 months ago 2
@nkong07 Being a faggot.
ChadLikesGuitars 3 months ago
hahahaha.... the hours of fun xD
NumptyNicki 4 months ago
wtf how did iget from skrillex to this?
MrBannana123456 4 months ago 6
@MrBannana123456 cause they both sound like shit.
JAD3889 4 months ago 8
@JAD3889 I feel like making 20 different accounts just to make this a top rated comment
ShakeJuntSmokeBlunts 4 months ago
@MrBannana123456 HAHAHA same here!
vileCR999 4 months ago
LOL How he just walks away like. "OK, that's enough, back to work..." or "OK, NEXT!".
DamageIncM 4 months ago
Mmm, KRK monitor in the background. Love thoughs.
Lyrext 5 months ago
Best is how into it he gets, then... just casually walks away
THRobinson 5 months ago
these are great. priceless expressions.
breadbutt 5 months ago
I hate to say it, but at least this guy has some possibility to not cause earbleed.
ON second thought.... NAAAAH
slightlyevolved 5 months ago
I saw all the vids. You are a hero man.
xcrischux 5 months ago
Better then the first few ones, this one is... well... tolerable...
Demalaxy 5 months ago
Good thing your boss hasn't seen these. Unemployment anyone?????
bbnatedogg 5 months ago
@bbnatedogg
His boss does the same with the security-cams. XD
DamageIncM 4 months ago
6,7,6,7,6 = shake your booty?
LianMape 5 months ago
is that mr bean?
spacecarb 5 months ago
press 6.... floop
evanhaynes64 6 months ago
Isn't this a jam on the 'I'm an amendment to be' song from 'The Simpsons'?
ABoyNamedPosh 6 months ago 2
Anyone else notice he is playing the keyboard from the back side??
OOOESSAYY 6 months ago 132
@OOOESSAYY he's not, he's playing it from the front side, what appears to be the black keys to the left of the piano are the pitch and modulation tuning wheels :)
jbest476 3 months ago
@jbest476 oooo pitch modulation. that's a big word
BootyBot 3 months ago
@BootyBot
Two words. Derp.
sciences8 3 months ago
@OOOESSAYY Camera angles man...they're tricky! Notice there are no jacks and/or ports.
bouncer42 3 months ago
@OOOESSAYY idk what ur talking about. he's playing it right lol
JoeJonesMusic 2 months ago
@OOOESSAYY So it must be left handed then right? Every music store just has those laying around.
Britton529 2 months ago in playlist What it's really like to work at a music store
the next brett dennan!
masterofboomstick 6 months ago
Haha he just walks away like a boss.
KingR3aper 6 months ago 5
That's Mr. Bean playing!!!
bizthin 6 months ago
Dude should have lit a cig after making love to that keyboard
drjamyma 7 months ago 9
Just havin' a good time!
MattyHild 8 months ago
amazing
falconhead67 8 months ago
I like the abrupt end. That could be this guy's MO.
noizyme 8 months ago 5
He shreds, must be John Petrucci influenced.
cowcrusher 8 months ago
i recall that song - back in the early sixties... "Baby, Baby, Baby! (i wanna shiatsu message)"
CrackerJackLee 8 months ago
needs more Cow bells!
RustyShackelford73 8 months ago
And.... he's out.
Nailhead 9 months ago
On the other hand, it's no picnic for those of us that want 2 simple short shaft 500K Ohm CTS pots without getting the 3rd degree, either. "What guitar do you need them for?" "Doesn't matter, those are the ones I need." "Well, I need to know, because you might be getting the wrong ones." "No, you really don't need to know, because I've done this a thousand times. Now either retrieve them from behind the fucking counter, or I'll drive across town to the competition."
elskeeper 9 months ago 3
0:17 Epic
andyydna101 9 months ago
What makes this so awesome is how abruptly he walks away like he didn't care about the keyboard in the first place.
FUCK IT, I'M DONE.
Davemanz 11 months ago 174
I used to work in a keyboards shop... and I feel your pain. By the end of the day, criminal action seems to be the only answer.
anotherfineday1 11 months ago
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Oh... beautiful. I used to work at Rod Argents, London, 1983-5. Oh.My.God....
I feel your pain. I really, really, really feel your pain.
anotherfineday1 11 months ago
Oh... beautiful. I used to work at Rod Argents, London, 1983-5. Oh.My.God....
I feel your pain. I really, really, really feel your pain.
anotherfineday1 11 months ago
Still, it beats the sh*t out of whomever those guys/that guy were/was in video #2.
OtherRealmer 1 year ago
At least he's not in the guitar room with an Ibanez in hand plugged into a line 6 on the Insane chanel with the gain and delay/reverb to the max with the bass and treble all the way up and the mids completely out of the equation. Let's not forget to roll off ALL tone on the neck pickup and start sweeping away
WoWintosh 1 year ago
THE WALK OFF!!! Hhahahahahahahhaa
nIkbot4000 1 year ago
Dude, I work in music store. I'm so thankful that buisness is slow, cuz i'd kill somebody if I had to deal with that noise EVERY DAMN DAY!
ThaTzone 1 year ago
I'm just waiting for you to SNAP!! LOL
looloorex 1 year ago
That guy played at max volume for four hours straight before deciding not to buy that piano...
Rickles 1 year ago 3
is that Mr. Bean
AnDr3wFoWl3r 1 year ago
How do you do it!? I've gone in plenty of music stores and HATE "THOSE PEOPLE"! I can leave at least. At a Guitar Center once, I yelled at this guy banging on keys once to SHUT THE "F" UP! Five people applauded... heh....
topomusic 1 year ago 3
this guy isn't all that bad. better than most of the people I've heard pick up an instrument and play
gaptoofgranny 1 year ago
HOW do these people not see you doing this..
Shredward009 1 year ago
Aphex Twin?
fulltimepassgiri 1 year ago
HES A PHONY, A BIG FAT PHONY
herpityderpity 1 year ago
These are priceless. It's been a long time since I worked in a music store. . .seems things haven't changed one bit.
BeakerArk 1 year ago
Your faces really are priceless!
rockstarofredondo 1 year ago
AHAHAHAAh....this guy.
athousandstories 1 year ago
@averyellis Hahahahahaha these Vids are so Truthful, My guitarist works in a Guitar store and the stories just remind me of your videos man. btw what music are you into/play yourself?
RickDecember 1 year ago
house?
7thBOSS 1 year ago
@7thBOSS house can play for real this guy sucked
Eltroim 1 year ago
PWND!!!
talissin 1 year ago
love your hair
babble2leeza 1 year ago
Blimey. Mr Bean can really tinkle those ivories.
c0ley 1 year ago 5
Lmao!
Andytheminstrel 1 year ago
loving the videos
GeelongFC0709 1 year ago
I don't think it's that painful to hear that. My music is 10 times worst. I think you should shroud
dlac23 1 year ago
lol, walks away like a baws
MoreAwesomeThings 1 year ago
You don't like Murf and the Magic tones?
catch22yo 1 year ago
LOL I love it how he just pops out of nowhere
watanabeken0715 1 year ago
is he playing it upside down?
one2one2v2 1 year ago 3
haha, that guy wasn't so bad
ZoloftSmoothie 1 year ago 6
1. It's obvious this guy is fired now, or planned to quit.
2. He is funnier than heck.
3. Remember these two very important rules: The last thing you will hear in a music store is music and the ratio between talent and volume is inverse!
foodstamp7007 1 year ago
Y'gotta know that's his boss trying to show off. "Look see! I really am a musician!" . Not my cup of canned elevator music.
hueseph 1 year ago
Damn, you look like an insane Mario Batali in this video. -Love the vids btw!
drgonzo212 1 year ago
Funny! I love that music! :)
EGDmitry 1 year ago
I fucking lol'd.
And then he just casually walks away like it's nothing.
arlothellama 1 year ago
i screamed when that guys head popped up...
naomiwright27 1 year ago
people "jamming" along to preset songs. can't get much better. hilarious.
moejoe1337 1 year ago
Please, please do a drum department edition. Please?
worksong 1 year ago 4
I'm sure that's Brian Ferry.
hilseymour 1 year ago
holy shit that man is enjoying himself
Pyrofries 1 year ago
I saw that guy in a club once, years ago. He plays his sets naked.
stainer46 1 year ago 3
LOL
fjzingo 1 year ago
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joea64 1 year ago
Oh Howie, you're so professional.
bickymcq 1 year ago 3
hahaha these videos crack me up, especially this one. your faces are priceless
RebeccaPet 1 year ago 65
Is that Dud Powell? Thelonius Punk? Puke Ellington? Dick Corea? Herbie Nocock?
sofajockey 1 year ago
That guy sounded good, where can I hear some more of that?
moldyorangepeel 1 year ago 85
@moldyorangepeel That was sarcasm right? I really hope it was.
hueseph 1 year ago
Just walk away.
zerohourrct 1 year ago 3
utterly hilarious
zcoolman1 1 year ago