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  • fluffysnakeful who needs a bridge

  • If you put a small fission reaction in this, then maybe you could get it up to 30mph. Try hitting that with a nonguided bomb.

  • What bridge could this have crossed? Could they even get it over the Rhine?

  • "We didn't even scratch him"

  • omg if it was a nuke it would rule the war

  • depends on the armour.

  • tiny dicks - gigantic weapons...

  • Ponychan Wtf...

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  • acctually the p1500 weights 2500 tonnes

  • Seems like a great target practice for attack aircraft and artillery.

  • @Trashcansam123 agree, no pilot would miss that...:) besides I respect german engineering of course...

  • @DERKONIG12345 I like German engineering too, then there's this kind of engineering....

  • @Trashcansam123

    its like a warship.only on land.you can destroy a warship easy?

  • @Plexpara Let's say the allies sent a few b26s to deal with it. It would be slow, a the b26 has a large enough payload to cripple it with armor piercing bombs, the same used against batleships.

  • @Trashcansam123

    i know what you want say.but if you can destroy a warship(or this here) so fast why they build it again and again.

    i think this got a good defense.

  • @Plexpara Personally I feel that hypothetically, Germany should've built more battleships than waste steel on giant impractical land ironclads.

    They already had railway guns. Those could travel from battle to battle much faster than the gun being mounted on a huge tank.

    And I doubt all the oil in Ploesti could fuel those, much less one.

  • seems so ineffective even for their era, u just have to protect this giant weapon so hard and it will be inacurate,

  • Nicht zu vergessen, daß der Nurflügler, die HO 229 1944 bereits stealth Eigenschaften hatte.

  • GERMANY best technology das ist so und das bleibt so in der Kriegs forschung wir haben z.b das erste Düsentrieb Flugzeug entwickelt oder der nurflügler und die amis kopieren das alles

  • Was nutzen den Doofen Amis all ihre tollen Waffen wenn sie zu Blöde sind damit einen Sieg zu erringen. Sogar in Afghanistan haben sie verloren gegen die Taliban. Das ein zigste was die USA kann ist Morden Foltern und eine große Schnauze haben, mehr nicht.

  • 1500tones wtf

    

  • I find the music perfectly fitting. Epic music for epic... design failure :)

  • Go big or go home

  • dear santa....

  • HOLY SHIT! The track was as thick as the person was tall!

  • (•______•)

  • Oh Guys i wish command and conquer would add the old Nazi-Germany and all use all the blueprints he have ... who will beat this xD

  • I wish my cock was that big!

  • @callmeshane303 NO YOU DON'T! That thing was supposed to be 1000 tonnes!!!!

  • @callmeshane303 ah 100 meter long cock oh no!! thats bullshit man ^^ XD

  • This thing would of been destroyed but American Planes as soon as a tank commander or infantry soldier spotted it.

  • @Pruts the experiences and much more the nazis get in these constructions are used today in many tecnical parts,sry gor bad english"

  • The shagohod

  • That thing could just crush MBTs! =/

  • this tank can destroy 1000 sherman and t34 with one shot the cannon blast to the tank armor and boom explode

  • this sould been the last boss on Seek And Destroy for PS2

  • @timmbober121 holy shit there is someone else who knows that game! thumbed up ofc :)

  • ANTI JUSTIN BEIBER 9001mm MADE ABY CHUCK NORRIS IN ONE SECOND

  • Please, Stop with the music on these videos. Just give the facts bitch, just the facts!

  • It's not very effective shooting rounds at someone that are actually bigger than the target...

  • Wow, how many different types of Nazi German technology, tanks, sights, guns, etc had been made or used in just 12 years? I would like to know my question.

  • anybody else reminded of the raliway cannon on lost planet 2 when looking at this

  • It"s giant Germanpower

  • German Power Supreme

  • I think you're confusing "Tank" with "SP Gun"

  • dear santa.....

  • You made a mistake. When pointing out the propulsion you say it has 4xsubmarine engines with each 2200hp / 6500 ps. That does not make sense, because 2200 hp ist 2200 ps and not 6500 ps because hp=ps. I dont know where you have this figures from but this is absolutely wrong.

  • @Relliknivde1

    Actually 1 HP = 1,01 German PS (DIN 70020)

    But thats a different story...

  • Chuck Norris wants his car back.

  • @jmw1997123

    You made my day... :)

  • German technology FTW!! XD

  • @pepsi4815162342 BEST tecnology sence 1600's making mostly everything and sence WWII and still is today were bout the smartest people in the world this will destroy anything. Its are gun version of a nuke:D

  • @germanairsoft12 Tank version of a nuke rather;)

  • @germanairsoft12 We can all be glad that einstein true Jew would otherwise have used the atomic bomb adolf

  • @pepsi4815162342 Jew? Albert einstein wasent jewish at all he just didnt wanna help the nazi's he was German

  • @pepsi4815162342

    das ist keine technologie, das ist größenwahnsinniger bullshit. aus dem stahl hätte man wahrscheinlich ne halbe kompanie panther bauen können, welche wesentlich mehr schaden anrichten kann.

    weniger ist manchmal eben mehr.... dieses ding hätte zweimal geschossen bevors von infanterie überrant worden wäre, wenns nicht nach 10km fahrt von alleine liegen geblieben wäre und dann hätte notgesprengt werden müssen.

  • @AllisterCaine HAHA echt geile antwort echt hast recht aber wir können froh sein das einstein Jude war ....

  • @AllisterCaine laut propaganda(also wer weiss) wurde der gustav recht effizient eingesetzt und da war er noch auf schienen unterwegs. hier gings nur drum das ganze ohne schienen oder schienenbau fortzukriegen. allein die kinetische wucht der (mehrtönnigen)muniton macht so ein gerät bei WIRKLICH dicken mauern gar nicht mehr so unnutz. damals gabs halt keine aerosolbomben und der panther hätte nur "angeklopft". heute kommen belagerungswaffen meist aus der luft.

  • @Incubated81

    der einzige mir bekannte erfolg war das knacken eines bunkers bei sevastopol... der bunker lag sogar unter wasser afaik, geholfen hats auch nichts: totalschaden. ^^

    aber das man diese dinger nicht braucht um bunker auszuschalten is klar, das kriegt man günstiger hin- ich sag nur eben emael. ;)

    also ich meinte jetz nich damit das man mit ner kompanie panther hätte bunker knacken können, nur wären sie einfach von größerem taktischen nutzen gewesen.

  • @AllisterCaine ok. ich sehe ja ein, was du meinst... aber wie rolle ich damit eindrucksvoll über meinen chef und seine finka? (ähnliche gedanken mochten damals zum bau mit beigetragen haben.)

    interessant find ich halt, wie das dritte dreich seinen grössenwahn ausgelebt hat. krupp hatte sehr viele "grössenwahnsinnige bullshit technologie" in plan zur serie. da wurde aus spinnerei doch recht schnell ernst, wenn man den einschlägigen dokus glauben darf.

  • im scared just when i see it... why the hell are human fighting?

  • @Flugfritze96 its our nature

    its what we do...

  • @GatoBW shit on it! we have a functional brain and don´t have to do what our instinct is telling us.. but your right and that´s so sad ):

  • -Seen on PONYCHAN? LOOOOL

  • You mean the Cannon???

  • is that the car of chuck norris???

  • And would have been wiped out by a single RAF Typhoon wasting all the time, materials and effort put into its production... Well done Adolf, you PLEB!

  • @stubbostubbs

    ya? then how come the rail cannon was never destroyed, hmm?

  • @fateephat Because it was an ally to the Allies! it used up so much manpower and resources, and was of such little tactical/strategic value, it wasnt worthwhile. hmmm?

  • @stubbostubbs By the end of the seige of Sevastopol Gustav had destroyed; costal defence guns, fort Stalin, Fort Molotov, White Cliff (an underwater munitions dump), Fort Siberia, Fort Maxim Gorki and attacked multiple infantry attacks to help the gremans. A waste? not when you campare the weapon to what it acomplished. 47 shells total for the seige were fired against those targets, and caused alot of damage for one weapon.

  • @akulaknight Sevastopol: 30 October 1941 – 4 July 1942. Soviet airpower was nil so you got away with it. What could you have done with all the steel used in its manufacture and mantenance, its manpower, the time and resources used to repair/maintain/move/hide the thing? It was a one trick pony that just consumed scarce resources. Ended up hiding away less it be splattered by airpower. A Bit like Scharnhorst and Tirpitz.

  • HOLY SHIT!!!

  • extreme indeed.7 ton 23 mile projectile,we are talkin BOOM here!

  • Flink wie Windhunde, zäh wie Leder und hart wie Kruppstahl.

  • i shot myself with one of these once didnt even hurt

  • Imagine what they could've done with 100 of these and Ratte's... By now we were talking German!

  • @gssantospequeno naaah it´s an easy target for bomb planes btw im talking german ;D

  • @ryoga401 By that time planes could only pierce through basic armor. (Like 10 mm armor? I don't know what the average is :P) Anyway, it had 6 Flak weaponry. Basically, a monster that was well defended.

  • I don't know how they made it to destroy it?

    But good think they were destroyed it :)

    And this video is unseen! :) :) :)

  • @milos371 1. read your sentence again its nonsense

    2. the p-1500 was never build, just blueprints

  • @Gumpa2 As i can see there is cannon that shoots somewhere, there are some men that pulling its shell and also watched documentary about it.I am sorry but it existed :p

  • this prototype machine war is the legend of legends

  • Where is my top comment my have 39 thumbs up ;o

  • what song is in the backround?

  • This isn't the first time the WoT forums have brought me here, and won't be the last

  • i wish they made it :( they prob would have wone that things a moving base

  • cod MW3 haven't this...

  • WW2 when people went crazy!!!

  • I see the germans managed to make a pea-shooter worthy of Chuck Norris.

  • Ummm Hans?

    -Yes?

    You made the blueprints 3x the size its supposed to be

    - Naah its fine the way it is....

  • @TheIronman1995 yea we are all named hans in germany -.- idiot

  • It means nothing. I must say if this was built it would ale even the most die hard Red Army soldier turn tail and risk a bullet for deserting... But nothing could have moved this and it would sink in Europe, break bridges, and roads. Cute but ineffective.ineffective

  • damn that cant fit in to blendtec blender -.- !

  • and i thought the maus was big!

  • FPSrussia can shoot this gun one-handed!

    

  • yay and it would have been virtually immobile, it would have sunk in most of the low countries unless tank roads were made for it., Using the railway to transport it to a destination would have had to part disassemble it.... and at that time starting these willy waving projects was stupid, make more standard tanks this thing would have had a "cookie" on it in no time..

  • они бы еще бисмарк на гусеницах сделали

  • chuck norris called he wants his pistol back

  • little david was larger in diameter of projectile and also in terms of damage of projectile but the 80cm gustav was large. and by the way the pic of the shell you showed is incorrect. That is a 16 inch or 406mm at Aberdeen's outdoor museum, one of the only surviving example of the 7.1 ton concrete busting shells is in the Imperial War Museum in London

  • Too bad USAF would blow it to hell!

    You can run but you cant hide!!

  • I want a an army of tanks.. to shoot nukes. kgo

    germans kinda get shit done..

  • Big = risk. Nazi realised that it doesn't matter how powerful is the tank, if British flew their bomber above this tank and drop couple of bombs, the effect is enough to blow away all their war budget. The Japanese didn't think that way and blew away their fund on Yamato battleships, marching them toward enemy onslaught without air support. The American bombers can't wish for better target than that.

  • would be funny to play with this tank in World of Tanks :D

  • wtf, maus looks like a toy compared to this

  • HOW THEY WOULD MOVE THIS?

  • erm..... how could they counter balance the gun???????

    we would be screwed if rhis finished........

  • The origins of metal gear.

    where is snake

  • @Alamandorious So refresh my memory, who exactly helped the US defeat Japan? Real allies, not just someone else Japan had already picked a fight with. Its not like we invaded countries who had small defensive forces at best without warning or provocation. Japan had us out manned, and out gunned. They were fully armed and ready for war while the US was preparing for war while still hoping for a peaceful resolve. The Civil War was a no win situation...everybody lost.

  • @NunyafugginBiznis

    First of all, Japan was forced into attacking America via economic pressure caused by, you guessed it, America. Check that out, you'll find it's true. I don't agree with the surprise attack, but they didn't pick the fight. Secondly, Australia and Britain, AND CANADA were involved in the pacific war as well, although I will grant you that the US had more manpower involved. 3rdly, outmanned and outgunned only until your industrial complex geared up, they couldn't compete.

  • I was taught that the standard weapons being used were having little to no effect on the "Gustav" gun, and not having a weapon with enough power to destroy it, they sent in 2 or 3 small ground force teams in to deploy a container of thermite. Even if it didn't burn through the breech, it would cause enough damage to stop it from ever being fired again. But this isn't new information. It was declassified while the facts could be verified, and the people who did it were still alive. Can't be true

  • I would have shit my fucking pants if I fought in WWII.

    I'm glad I didn't have too.

  • @ChickinSammichMan

    thats why we should be proud of the brave soldiers who fought for us.

  • or become moving hotel thats god

    

  • i would like to see a video of kim junil vs hitler

  • Damn

  • jesus christ!!!

  • ajajajaja the sumesia natzi is winer

  • @pr2840

    OK, I got to dm (ashamed) that you are better informed, concerning this topic... :-(

  • @pr2840

    But without von Braun, they wouldn't have known how to use it.

    But of course, it was easier to take the nazitech, than develope everything another time in the US! ;-)

  • crazy

  • the shell only is 14 feet long!

  • this is an earlier model of the russian scarab nuclear tank that was fully mobile and moved like a spider but projected a 200mm "fat man" bomb over 200 miles but the blue prints were stolen by the americans during the cold war and were rejected for approval on the build in the U.S.A

  • thank god this thing was never build

  • @TheMaxiEX Even if it was it would have been crap. Easy target and slow fireing. One shot every 15 mins or something. Waste of resources I imagine. Hitler was into big guns, perhaps compensating for something :-P

  • @Mandoon

    Imagine how the enemy would have felt, after he discovered THIS monster!

    It's like one of the big warships - on land.

    And the effectivity of these ships is undeniable.

  • @Mandoon they wanted to build it but Hilter himself said it was a waste of resources and forbidd them to build it

  • @TheMaxiEX What a saint. :P

  • Am D-Day hätten sie sicher gut die invasions Flotte bekämpfen können. Jedoch kurz oder lang durch Bomber zerstört worden.

  • Seems like you can live inside.

    Soldier!

    -Yes, Sir?

    Clean the gun!

    -Err .. what?!

    CLEAN THE MOTHAFCKING GUN!

    -Err ... .

  • Awesome. Say what you want but the Germans especially from that era were unbelievably smart and daring. It's heavly because of several Germans that this country was ever a superpower and has maintained such a dominance in the world

  • Waste of money and resources...Find me a bridge that could endure this monsters passing. Very impractical.

  • @MrSoundSeeker thats why the project canceled. But primarly they should be used to attack London from France!!

  • Like the Maus it would have had a snorkel type thing and would go through rivers, not over them.

  • @eEqualMCsquirel Hmm I didn't know about the snorkel in Maus - thx. Anyway - this was sick project...

  • WOW i thought the biggest gun was a German 128mm!

  • @msmith2045 there are guns up 2 900 mm lol

  • And now they're making coffee pots.

  • COULD NOT EVEN CROSS A RIVER...

    COULD NOT EVEN CROSS A BRIDGE....

    COULD NOT EVEN CROSS A CITY....

    ...SO JUST GOOD FOR NAZY PROPAGANDA

  • @rougerealgar Would just drive through all of them.

  • WHY DID NAZIS HAVE TO LOSE!!! WAA WAA!!! IMAGE WHAT WE'DE HAVE TODAY!!!!!

  • @mitchg2008

    Um... Because they were mass murdering, racist, genocidal maniacs?

    The nazi's had MANY MANY fantasy designs that were way too expensive for their use and way beyond the technology of the time.

    But anyway, i still refer to point 1)

    They were genocidal maniacs...

    Good enough reason if any to deal with them.

  • @Clint945 uhh ok but if I had blond hair, blue eyes and was tall I would've sprinted over to their side.

  • @mitchg2008 I dont even want to imagine...

  • Somebody "up there" had very definitely lost the plot!

  • they should have called it "the waste of money"

  • Dear Santa ....

  • @234fenerli lol

  • @234fenerli your gay

  • @234fenerli Santa: HELL NO.... Also how  would I even geet Chuck Norris's golf cart?How would I even deliver it?

  • Correct me if im wrong, but the P1500 would be more like a mobile and armored huge Artillery than a tank or?

  • @BadJokeHD yes, because railway guns cant move freely, so this would fix the problem. but it would of been an major inconvenience, ten "maus" tanks is about the same worth

  • The last one on the right is not a Tortoise but a French ARL-44. The supposed monsters are photoshopped (badly) from some post-war Soviet tank chassis combined with various cannons and naval turrets. Even so the proportions are ludicrous. If the Maus had nearly 200 tons than the supposed Landkreuzer P.1500 wouldn't have had 1500 but some 15.000 tons.

  • hitler was a junkie not moore...

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  • @david1513 The Sherman was indeed way smaller,but the Tiger's accuracy and opticsmade the crew able to hit the Sherman from miles away.The Tiger was indeed quite big,but it doesnt make a differencce since the sherman only could destroy a Tiger within 60 yards(and hit it on the rear).The Tiger had strong hydraulics in the turret, because it had to turn a really heavy gun, you wont stop it yourself.and it doesnt matter that the turret falls of (if this is true) because tank dont drive upside down.

  • @TheBlackhawk123 Don't forget the ridiculous disparity in armour thickness. An 88 shell could punch through a Sherman's hull like tissue paper - there's a reason they called the things 'Purple Heart Boxes' and 'Tommy Cookers'. On the other side, a Sherman's 76mm shell couldn't do any kind of damage to a Tiger's armour except from the rear or at extremely close range. The one saving grace was numbers. The Shermans always outnumbered German tanks and could knock them out simply through attrition.

  • @Carandini Indeed. Most of the later models of tanks (Panther and onwards) were almost unbeatable for allied tanks. The western allies trusted on their airforce to take out German tanks, and with good results. Also the German tanks had huge mechanical problems and fuel&ammo shortages. A lot of tank crews blew up their tanks before being captured. Just a little portion of the German tanks were destroyed by allied tanks.

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  • Overlord is Ready!

  • If stupid Hitler would have started the war just 5 years later, ze Germans would have conquered the world - no doubt about that.

  • @Lintflas Hitler was a genius, and he don`t startet the war, thats propaganda from the winners

  • @Borobodur69 its true.....i am self a russian....but i think so too.....amerikans lie too much about him...and in europa they told too much lies too (kz, weapons, nuernberger prozesses...usw...)

  • only germans know how to build a real tank^^

  • I wonder if this will addit in world of tank. that woot by cool :)

  • Expensive, impracticable and a great target if they could ever get the stupidity built to begin with. Like the entire Nazi war machine and the little dicks that manned it this is just another phallic footnote from the greatest clusterfuckers in history.

  • @WhiteKnockers Do you not realize, America stole thousands of Nazi blueprints and used Nazi rocket scientist's to create stealth fighters and jets, and a lot of other stuff as well? Also I sure the hell would like to of been in a Tiger or King Tiger tank instead of a Sherman Tank. The Nazi war machine was the worlds number one most powerful military force on the planet at that time its already been proven so need to explain. It took almost all of Europe and America and some others to take it out