Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw - Jimmy Buffett

[jeff62rey]

Why is it that the ugly girls always get prettier after a few Jack Daniels? The problem is that when I'm ready to mount her, my minime just won't come to attention. I guess when I'm drunk, i'm just 'down' on my luck.

[deke441]

I had a chick sing this song to me once..And we did.

[patsaxon]

One of the best get drunk songs! My favorite beer drinking songs! Hell yeah! But sex and alcohol is not really good as it makes it worst. I love how he adds the honky tonk piano to this song compared to the original recording. Great song to get on!

[billdogcamp]

I only get sound from one speaker with this video. . :-/

[Killinemdead1]

why don't we get sober and shake hands

[stevelastevehasteve]

Only if you wear the shorts

[chiefsgirl11]

love it

[justsailingalong]

I went to a wedding and they played this and the mother of the groom got so angry she left the reception.

[mathaddict59]

@justsailingalong So she wanted them to stay sober, then?

[MrAmidave]

@justsailingalong So... She really needed to listen to the song and do what it says ;-)

[desiree5617]

Lol

[afireinside44203]

Is that the same piano player who now is on stage with Rodney Carrington?

[JackieJax41]

Now that's a good idear.... LOLLLLL

[sharon102645]

I've seen this boy so many times that I can't count it. LOVE him!!

[ashwinkga]

@sharon102645 at concerts? where?

[HillbillyDan159]

I didn;t Know Chuck NOrris could play Steel Guitar



[studpony2009]

@HillbillyDan159 Chuck Norris didnt have to play it. it played itself out of fear!! Didnt even catch that TOO FUNNY!!!

[burke817]

Is that chuck norris playing steel guitar!

[bacntym]

@burke817 Thats Josh Leon on steel slide Guitar.He was with Little feat

[bacntym]

@burke817 Josh Leo

[fiddygalic]

I love Jimmy, but what's up with the tee shirt tucked in to the gym shorts pulled up like between his belly button and his chest?

[burke817]

@fiddygalic its the 80s man

[MegaTinabrown]

Gotta Love Jimmy !!! :D

[Dumosz]

52 people love Eric Cartman !

[offroadnut78]

HOw is it I never heard this damn song before? Awesome.

[bayernschnecke]

this song makes me grin every time I think of Carole, beloved and late sissi-in-law...she used to cringe when she heard this song.... she used to pull the plug on the radio every time it was played..... lmao...

[Vandalay59]

Folks,..it just does'nt get any lamer than Buffett

[nonamenuno]

THIS SUCK'S!!!

[RustyShacklefeird]

No One listens to Jimmy Buffett but frat boys and Alcoholic chicks from the South!!!

[katiesweeney00]

@RustyShacklefeird , Hi sorry to disappoint you but I'm a well educated professional woman in Australia and I love Jimmy Buffett. Go Parrotheads. :)

[ExtremePeppers]

@RustyShacklefeird I never was a frat boy, But Im a member Mensa. Id rather have a "Alcoholic" chick from the south over a whiney dago broad from "Up Noth over here,Already yet".

[RustyShacklefeird]

@ExtremePeppers ever seen south park? there the ones who said that in one of their episodes about jimmy buffett.

[ExtremePeppers]

@RustyShacklefeird It must be a Jersey thing...Over here, already yet.

[pam11071]

@ExtremePeppers LMAO. mensa member??? me too?? southern chick who drinks lots of tequila??? reallly?

[MsCourtneybrown]

Happy Easter, could be on today's agenda~~~~~LOL

[RoCdOtAoWnsXD]

"why don't we get drunk and screw jimmy buffest i ask you"

[89murph]

AIDS BURGER IN PARADISE, AIDS BURGER N' IT AIN'T NIIIIIIIICE!

[MrDaneheig8]

50 people want to blow the jonas brothers

[mjjbrat1982]

i would have died laughing if the piano player had fallen backwords for acting silly,lol as long as he wouldnt have gotten hurt it would have been funny,but good video of jimmy :-)

[NickScottCHSvids]

you stupid trolls who take advice from southpark suck! Jimmy's a classic, not all this stupid meaningless mainstream Lil Wayne, Gaga, and Bieber crap you knuckleheads probably find so enjoyable

[uofm97]

@NickScottCHSvids If anybody took that South Park episode seriously, they're fucking idiots. They exaggerate some stuff ridiculously for comedic effect and for nothing else.

[NickScottCHSvids]

@uofm97: yeah i like southpark, it can be pretty funny,though some people are that dumb to believe every word on it

[uofm97]

@NickScottCHSvids A lot of what they do is accurate but, like I said, they do exaggerate certain aspects of certain situations or certain personalities, like Snooki, for comedic effect.

[jamjax]

You ain't Woman Enough To Get My Man!

[kennygsmy]

@Town

[dirtyshortsPU]

16 shows and never again. You can blow Obama buddy!

[letstalkaboutstuff]

There's a book, originally documentation for congressional testimony. Jimmy Buffett's in it. He sells & transports cocaine for the CIA and raped an MK Ultra victim. He knew she was MK Ultra and used "trigger" codes on her. It was written by an MK Ultra survivor and former CIA operative that rescued her & her daughter from a CIA child & adult rape program. It's called TRANCE FORMATION AMERICA. Nobody was sued for the contents being false. MK Ultra is tax funded. Bush & Chaney use heroin.

[ElCid48]

@letstalkaboutstuff

Go fuck somewhere else with your same ol' song, libtard. And take Obammy with you, asshole!.

[letstalkaboutstuff]

@ElCid48 Prove it wrong. In fact, I hope you do. Please do.

[letstalkaboutstuff]

@ElCid48 Hello retarded turd. Maybe if you ever learn to read, taking a chance on that one, but maybe if you're not totally baked and can understand basic English, you'll see that I was writing about what someone else wrote in a book about your boyfriend that you worship or were you too drunk to get to that part? You're so STUPID.

[letstalkaboutstuff]

@ElCid48 Read TRANCE FORMATION AMERICA and read about how Jimmy Buffet is a huge drug dealer. The author talks about how he spent more time moving cocaine than on his own career because it paid more. Since your boyfriend never sued the authors for naming him specifically could that mean something? Not to mention the woman talks about how he forced her, a non consenting victim, for sex acts. Maybe you should get mad at those who he never sued for writing it about him. HE NEVER SUED.

[wildheart60]

OMG! Real life ! Love Ya Jimmy!

[RamsesXVVVII]

Chuck Norris win @ 1:58

[Zomb1eX]

@RamsesXVVVII you just had to say that...

[tinky260]

Because you are wearin those shorts, otherwise it would be on !!!!!!!

[Olliesmydog]

@tinky260 Funny...thanks :-)

[GatorsFan]

Marine Stadium, Virginia Key, Miami, Fl, sometime in the early-Eighties. I was there (I think), me and my Boston Whaler. Hell of a ride back to Lauderdale, fer sure, but me and the parrot kept the sharks at bay.

[JettRink50]

What is a parrothead?

[justcallmeassinine]

@JettRink50 A parrothead is very similar to the Southern Birdbrain...they are slowly becoming extinct....

[wariorundead]

@justcallmeassinine you are right

[buddhastalin]

wastin away again because of AIDS and stuff

[poethepoetspoet]

i cant figure out what this song is about

[AwzmDude]

"Fuck you Jimmy Buffet! You fuckin' suck!"

-Eric Cartman

[wariorundead]

@AwzmDude cartman deserved the aids he got!

[signofeth]

LOve Jimmy Buffett. Making both shows in Texas for May. WOOT WOOT!! Tailgating at Pizzahut park!

[mobegone]

That was probably the finest concert I ever attended except possibly Atlanta Pop '69 with Creedence and Janis and Led Zep....but yes we all got drunk and screwed.

[EnterHisRest1]

BLIND FOLDS ALL AROUND

[EnterHisRest1]

Elijah's advice- GET DRUNK AND SCREW- THINKING ABOUT 2 BILLION LESS PEOPLE WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK AND A GOOD SCREW IS NOT MY CUP OF TEA....

[EnterHisRest1]

TIME TO LIGHT THE CANDLES- NOW WHERE DID WHERE DID I HIDE THAT BOTTLE???

[Swatantra100]

That's the question I want to ask her.

[madelineolivia]

@Swatantra100 If you have to ask, you already know know the answer.....

[Seabear70]

This is a ParrottHead Love Song...

Or maybe just a mating call...

Who the hell knows...

Have another...

[EnterHisRest1]

BEST ADVICE FOR NOVEMBER 17TH, 2010- GET DRUNK AND SCREW- DO THE BEST YOU CAN AT BEING BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED TODAY

[matthew1990xy]

at 1:58 looks like chuck noris

[Seabear70]

@matthew1990xy

I believe that is none other than a Young Michael Utley...

Back then Even Jimmy had Hair.

[madelineolivia]

@matthew1990xy SHHHH!!!!! You have just revealed the secret of The Coral Reefer Band and all of Jimmy's success.......I am sorry that I now have to throw Japanese throwing stars through my comment and kill you  (PHFEW, PHFEW, AHH, PHFEW)- damn, I killed a bystander. You are lucky this time......

[matthew1990xy]

@madelineolivia u killed my invisible friend u meany lol

[SarahMFoster13]

Who hasn't get drunk and screw? We girls may hardly know it, but, things do happen! LOL, pkf

[mloi]

Aids Burger in Paradise!! Aids Burger and it ain't nice. How he got AIDS I haven't a clue.

[TheSouthron98]

I was pissed when "South Park" said no one listen to JB, for being around as long as he has and when you go to a concert you see 80yrs and three olds.! I used to be such a fan when my son was born everyone thought I was going to name him after him. My wife sent me to get her something to eat and named him after her grandfather Jeremy Britt when we listed his initials (JB) everyone thought the worse and said "You didn't"?

[mloi]

@TheSouthron98

WTF? The sad thing about Jimmy Buffett is that he is dead serious. He's not joking around. And it's so sad.

[Seabear70]

@mloi LOL... The sad thing is you are serious... Jimmy hasn't been serious about anything since he got out of the Coast Guard!

[Seabear70]

@TheSouthron98 Yeah, but ya gotta admit, the Parrodies of Cheeseburger in Paradise were funny as hell!

[BLUEPRINT3WON]

THE CAPTAIN ON THE PIRATE SHIP SAYS TO ALL HIS SHIP MATES- THAT THE BEST ADVICE TO SURVIVE THE DAY IS "GET DRUNK AND SCREW"

[redneckraven1369]

Sounds like a great idea to me!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[LewisSmith1992]

AIDS Burger in Paradise!

[Scorp316]

Satisfactory.

[fink99s]

its just a love song

[Finkybulbus]

can you say..... short shorts?

[SwampDaddy7]

33 people with purity rings found this video.

[jmsmx4677]

@SwampDaddy7 HAHA! Comment of the year right there!

[SwampDaddy7]

@jmsmx4677 Thanks, jmsmx4677! Figured it'd fit!

[jmsmx4677]

@SwampDaddy7 Send em to a Buffet Concert, the rings wouldn't be the only thing comin off after!

[SwampDaddy7]

@jmsmx4677 We should!

[racefan32]

@SwampDaddy7 The bunch of Pussies!

[philluponme10]

@SwampDaddy7 52****



[GODSWETDREAM1]

Your Isaiah 59 Intercessory Advisory Report for the next four years is real simple it's called GET DRUNK AND SCREW- but first we watch the NBC Sunday Night Football Game at the Mexican Tiki aka "New York Jets" Bar- shhh.. 007-Go Dolphins!

[Rob919Gore]

those shorts are pimp

[tjsbigidea]

Things to do list:

1. Get drunk

2. Screw

[TheBallowner]

Obviously 32 people didn't want to get drunk and screw someone...

[REALartVideo]

Looks like one of the first Jimmy Buffett concerts I went to! 

[CrazyLoverHaHa]

ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN B- I HAVE AN OFFER FROM A DRUG DEALER WHO LOOKS LIKE A COP TO GO TO ISLANDS OF DR AND GET WOMEN FOR 2 WEEKS

[CrazyLoverHaHa]

HOW BEST TO SURVIVE A DEATH WALK- #1- GET DRUNK AND SCREW

[Merrygreenleaf]

There are Parrotheads EVERYWHERE!! Been one most of my life...and then some...??? PHINS UP!

[TheMrbaldguy]

Seen him at alpine three times and he always tops him self. Best shows ever.

[jazzbo1974]

I love singin this song at karokie lol ..

[CaeserOct]

Finally a song that says what I'm thinking.

[destjw]

I love you Jimmy! Rock on!

[levithatthugkid]

THE LAST TIME I WENT HARD, I GOT A GUN PULLED OUT ON ME BY A GARGANTUAN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN SHOUTING "OOGAH BOOGAH OOGAH, YOGA FLAME" AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DO I HAVE A BONER?! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" HE SAID, "OOGAH BOOGAH, IT ISN'T OF ANY IMPORTANCE, COME WITH ME! YOGA CATASTROPHE!" AND I SAID "FUCK YOU, I HAVE A BONER! LEAVE ME ALONE!" AND HE REPLIED, "WATCH THE GO HARD FAIL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE-ABOOGAH, YOGA FIRE!" AND I SAID, "STOP SHOUTING...okay." and now I'm here.

[springs215]

@levithatthugkid  WHAT?

[brenjule]

since I've been such an IDIOT???? this shall be my new song...If you care for someone, you make time to talk to therm,,,,just sayin.... :) LOVE TO YOU ALL♥♥

[nyrichiek]

And the great Timothy B Schmit on bass and Harmony vocals. The original Parrothead.

[cjcassidy27]

this is lynne and april, sitting here wondreing why we can't get drunk and screwed!! .well we have one part covered...

[TheCubanprincess77]

LOL So romantic!

[kgirl707]

I remember this from HighSchool

[hoosierlooker]

of course there's the kids version...why don't we get lunch at school...

[pleasuremuffin]

Does anyone else like Buffet, but hate Parrotheads?

[rashell20]

lol

[DAK41036]

so funny i have this on my youtube list of musics

[DAK41036]

we need more funny songs to come out

[boycesnz]

@DAK41036

[angerred]

This isn't my kind of music but it is hilarious.......I should play this for a woman sometime LMAO......and see how far I (don't) get......

[SianReynolds]

Fingers Taylor blows a nice solo here!

[grlettau]

this is the most strait forward song ever

[gelynch52]

Let's settle the outcome with no fuss so we both can just listen to music & enjoy our beer. It would be nice to get past all the games & get right to the point.

[xkcman]

great upload

[Skydrvr7]

Jimmy's music is the ultimate escapism soundtrack...you can't help but be in a better mood after listening to his tunes...his concerts are one gigantic and long running party where you are every bit as likely to be rubbing elbows with surgeons and scientists as you are college frat boys and ladies!

[bluezhound]

The hell with all the naysayers Jimmy puts on a feel good show live . i have had many a good night toking , Tooting & drinking to Buffet and see him every year in Ohio  .. oh and sometimes the screw part was good to me . Woof!!

[MrHiiieee]

For Brian

[HillsBru]

Buffett is capable of much better work.

[MSholl52]

why dont we get lunch at school? theres nothing bad about this! grow up you dirty minds!

[TheToolman46]

lol how dose one get this song

[dmsanct]

I mentally dedicate this song to every hot chick I know whenever i see em xD

[H1bernia61]

Too bad this isn't in stereo ...

[THEgamecockgirl]

Jimmy Buffett, saw him in concert in Key West, FL before stroke-(the good old days)

NOW he throws a WILD concert!!

[lameralik]

beer beer beer,i'm going for a beer

beer beer beer,i'm gonna drink some beer,i like drinking beer,lovely lovely beer...:D

{rob manuel}

[23usmc23]

damn jimmy, you did not age well...:(

[GoGoGadgetBeer]

LOL, so true!!!!

[ibapsych2]

Yep!!!!!

He calls Warren Uncle and they talk sometimes. However, they ARE very distantly related!!!!

Not that it matters to either one of them anyway!!!

[parrrothead21]

FINS UP PARROTHEADS!!!!!!!

[parrrothead21]

Anybody that thinks jimmy is related to warren Buffett is an idiot, he's not. But surprisingly they're both my heroes!!!!

[avchavis]

2 funny! Along with those white shorts - ooh lawdy!

[tamikeightley]

LUV it, great ONE!....AWESOME! tee, hee! :)

[JayDawsonSmith]

I wish!

[Sansmesonge]

Yeah, let's all get drunk/stoned and screw!

[madelineolivia]

If you know anythting about Jimmy Buffett, you know he wouldn't give a rat's ass to Warren even if he was related. MOney or not, he does his own thing, and has done for 30+yrs- and as a side note, Jimmy's net worth just might hit Uncle Warren's in the next few years.... Are there any other Parrot Heads out there? Please respond .. this post needs more help...

[floridajeet]

@madelineolivia yepper

I know Warren Buffett and Jimmy ain't related...

[Swagman8]

he's friends with warren you turkey

[SwampDaddy7]

@madelineolivia I'm one and I agree!

[baherrin]

@madelineolivia Jimmy Buffett is great and worth a lot of money, but he won't touch Warren Buffett. Not even close.

[killuminati63]

@madelineolivia warren buffet fucking sucks anyway so what hes super rich 

[menacingmango]

@killuminati63 ass bag go fuck yourself

[killuminati63]

@menacingmango im fucking talking about warren buffet, not jimmy you fuck

[Martin00028Guitar]

@madelineolivia You got that right,, Jimmy B's guitars alone got to be worth a ton, and his reputation, in music, is just as good as Uncle Warren's in finance, which means they are cut from the same cloth...success in each of their fields...both smiling all the time, too,,,,my kind of people !

[Martin00028Guitar]

@madelineolivia Thats IT, Madelineolivia, as a Parrothead from the l970s, when Jimmy was making his first "video" (thats not what they called it at that time, lol),,,,I was in high school,,,,He has given us peace, love, song, happiness, and showed us how to maintain a lifelong TAN by being outside and singing, dancing, an bringing others the same,,, we, the Parrotheads of USA and, specifically, Michigan (hoooo hooooo), love Jimmy and what he stands for! has lived for! Rock on Jimmy!

[larry48c]

If you do your research you will find that Warren and Jimmy are not related at all.

[larry48c]

Actually if you do your research Warren and Jimmy are nor related at all!

[bigsoxfan2]

Warren is his uncle, but I'm sure the man manages his nephew's money quite well. Couldn't happen to a better guy either.

[Grimmancer]

What a dumb cunt you are

[kutzbill]

That looks like such a fun band to be in.

[bubski1100]

Gotta love Jimmy!!

[dieseltermite]

this is my parents wedding song

[axeman1969]

people lighten the fuck up its agood song to listen and laugh at dont take yourself so fuckin seriously

[JoppiesausFTW]

Haha awesome xD

[patsaxon]

When your drunk , it does not feels as good and not very good sex when alcohol is mixed with sex.

[shumirules1]

Pat is not for alcohol there would be about 90% less sex lol

[Rainman270]

@shumirules1 yeah,I read this article that said when women drink alcohol,their testosterone levels rise,which makes them more amorous. And we guys have two tumors cranking out the stuff 24 HOURS A DAY !

[kileen05]

always loved this song!

[y00sta]

crazy mr. buffett landed his float plane right in front of our resort, heard he was repremanded but for him it was just good clean fun lol this was in jamaica

[n092307]

thank you for sharing your personal experience

[robillard130]

life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so lets get wasted all the time and have the time of our lives

[mobegone]

Fingers does a nice solo too

[LordGandor3]

The right smoke really does enhance screwing... No what I`m saying ????