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  • lol break ur thumb is easy lol but thanks?

  • nice a little catchup and a hot dog in ur mouth didnt trick me

  • lol if someone did this then saw the key right next to them.

  • FACT: this video is creepy as hell.

  • eh you must be crazy

  • why not just dislocate your thumb instead of biting it off? then you can keep both your thumb and your hand.

  • I thought this was leading up to something good..... then "thumb?" good one

  • U look lyk juno fir the movie Juno hahahahaha but older

  • once you lose your thumb you cannot grip anything and yor hand becomes 90% useless

  • alright well the last part of the movie (the credits) were fake it was a pic of her with a hotdog in her mouth and on her fist was a blob of ketchup

  • HOT

    10

    

  • Actually, you can use your own drool as lubricant. It actually works!

  • strewth she's got crazy eyes

  • You're Scary

  • Cutting the thumb to scape handcuffs was also used in the movie Nightwatch (1997) but Josh Brolin's character was lucky to have a knife instead of having to chew anything.

  • this is emo

  • You pretty much only need to break the thumb to escape handcuffs. Painful... but a lot less radical than chewing or cutting anything off! and the bone will heal in 6-8 weeks.

  • @Foordcorp i give a F***ING THUMBS UP TO THAT XD

  • Forget it, I'll bite off my hand

  • dude! nasty! but at the same time awesome!

  • 1:19 x10 times

  • Damn, she's hot!

  • LOL. One more good reason not to watch CSI. I'll stick with L&O: SVU, thank you very much. Don't think they've ever done an episode where a victim chewed his or her own hand off. And if they ever decided to one, it'd be part of some insane fetish.

  • @CanItAlready What I find particularly odd is that there were two separate CSI episodes (a CSI Las Vegas and a CSI NY) in which someone chewed off their hand to escape shackles. Seriously how often does that happen?  Weird.

  • @j2theperson they tried to watch CSI: Miami, i guess...

  • dat is niet mijn hand, vriend!

  • sausage in your mouth. oh that's good but no teeth baby, no teeth!

  • Um... how about you pop your thumb out of the socket? I use to do it by accident when I was younger. lol

  • Biting my hand off never came to mind when this happened lol

  • 1:00 No, thats not my hand

  • you are crazy!!!!!

  • I love Fox Mulder even if he's 50.

  • SHE PUT A WIENER IN HER MOUTH ^^

  • Nope, that's not my hand.

  • @geobenne

    Lol, I was going to say that XD

  • Why the hell would you BITE your thumb off, when you could just break it?! I think just ripping it off would be much easier than biting it.

  • Are you talking or did you just bite your tongue off too

  • wow, i just wasted 2 1/2 minutes.......

  • check out the teeth on her!!! she could bit a train in half!!!

  • Eeh please do research before making a stooped idea a little bit less stooped.

    The Military way of fixing this problem is breaking the little bone thats going to your thumb.. A broken bone is fixable..

  • Omfg, this video just makes me fucking depressed, who doesn't fucking know this? And you talk like you'r even dumber than what you'r movie are... Omg...

  • i just hate the fact that people get so many views being an idiot.. on purpose. sigh, the world is so sad

  • ...jeez person who made this, learn how to pick cuffs

  • That's you hand! :O Not mine!

  • Another way is just Braking your thumbs then Bitting them off

  • I will use the power of my penis to unlock the handcufs !

  • lose the fuckin lipstick

  • id rather starve to death than bite of my thumb or hand. mainly because basturbating would be very aqwerd

  • i hate to tell you this,but you watch way too much television, and the fact that you obsess about this kind of thing that is purely for entertainment purposes and not educational purposes is just stupid

  • put salt on your wrist before chewing

  • Ugh! I wish that i found this video before i bit my hand off >_>. Now i have no hands and it's gettin' annoying!

  • @mobilecane how did you type this?

  • @mobilecane

    Lol lol lol lol

  • @mobilecane damn howd u write the comment ? :P

  • @mobilecane how do you type without hands ?

  • @mobilecane so how do you type ??

  • @mobilecane how are you typing then?

  • no need for the information on this video, i bit both off

  • You look good there with that wiener in your mouth.

  • @lazarus921 i laughed so much reading that

  • Please tell me you're being sarcastic...

  • or you just dislocate your thumb, little less damage, and you get to keep a finger, thumbs up

  • 1:00 biting your thumb off is an atlerative??? ouch how about using a piece of fingernail to pick the lock?? or themetal from your zipper somethings?

  • @circusboy90210 What if you were handcuffed NAKED and they ripped all your fingernails off?! Dundundun.

  • Sup with the creepy lipstick?

  • Your a scary person

    There's a movie where some guy who's cuffed breaks his thumb down and slides it through.. That way you save a thumb

  • damn i cant thumbs down this video i bit of my thumbs to escape

  • or you could just pick the lock

  • do u have a mirror at home??

  • How the FUCK could you chew thru your wrist?

  • WTF! the end was cripy... sooo wierd

  • ur joking rught o.0

  • Nice weiner

  • No,  that's you're hand.

  • snap your thumb to do this other wise off to the big house u go

  • She is hot actuall!

  • odd....

  • thats 2 and a half minutes of my life that Ill never get back

  • lol u r so funny xD

  • i would so do and love you

  • i think u could be hotter!

  • I'm hungry, I want a hotdog...

  • I think i love you O.O

    lol

  • Wanna date me?

  • your wierd.

  • lolz i was expecting a solution that doesnt involved mutilating yourself, oh wellthough

  • lol...

  • According to the show Chuck, you can escape handcuffs by breaking your thumb

  • @orangefan9 I've had a broken thumb two times (from work-related accidents). Believe me, it isn't something you want unless it is to save your life.

  • I'm alleric to the processing in hotdogs : (

  • Thumbs: there finger licking good... Lol

    I'm allergic to the processing in hotdogs though :(

  • I would definately not try to escape if the girl in this video handcuffed me!

  • hows about dont get Handcuffs layed on ? o.O ^^

  • lol, my god what a hoax xD

  • Or you could just break your thumbs...

    P.S. You have nice hands, please don't eat them LOL

  • lol it's easier (if its a pair of chained handcuffs) to break one of the links on the corner of something mettal or any metal that can act as a wedge (like your leg shackles) this technique has been used successfully countless times. Unless in a adrenaline pumping situation its VERY difficult to cause yourself pain like that (if you say it's not you ARE lying or have no idea)

  • or be like henery macartey (alias Billy the Kid) and either pic them with say a nail or use inertia and bang them on the groung or what ever is availble and they should unlatch enough. or just dont get into a situation where your handcuffed

  • Without your thumb your hand is useless. Try to pick things up without your thumb and good luck.

  • It's funny. I just chew my *** off.

  • Or you could pick it... Also works

  • :o I thought that was my foot.

  • Or use a bobby pin bend and bam! Intant key. Funny vid though

  • can you please show us so we learn better

  • you can keep your thumb just brake it then you can get your hand out

  • ewwwwwwww did anyone else notice what that looked like when shw was chewing on that hotdog?! O_O

  • she looks like leia from star wars?

  • so i herd u liek teh sausage in teh mouth?

  • WTF..?!

  • That was cool and funny at the end good job.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA THAT HURTS!

  • u should demonstrate for us

  • alright dumd shyt heres how the pros do it in real life

    1.break thumbs

    2.escape

    3.go to the hospital and get some thumb casts

  • i'll stick with my mini blowtorch or a bobby pin

  • why don't you just bite the hand cuffs

  • just cut your hands and the handciffs off :D

  • we fix biting of our hand off by biting of our thumb wow

  • hahahahhahahahah issues 

  • geek

  • wow she's HOT!

  • lmafo i new it!!!

  • WTF what happened to your lips are EMO ewwwww

  • at the end you put ketchup on the thumb hid the thumb and put a hot dot in your mouth thats funny

  • ppl ur so stupid this is supposed to be funny...

  • ääähm...ja ne schon klar xD

  • Nope, that's your hand.

  • Hilarious. XD

  • hahhaa this is actually funny !!!! i laughed so hard ^^ your so serious ''just bite your thumb'' :D

  • r u single? d^_^b

  • eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww black lipstick!!!!

  • im sure if this girl didnt have her thumb, her life would get a lot less exiting.

  • Ok guys dont look at her teeth when she says all this..

  • what if your really fat

  • WHATS WITH THE BLLACK LIPSTICK SO TERRIBLE

  • CCCCCHHHHUUUUCCCCKKK ya he broke his thumbs and dropped the detonator

  • EMO!

  • @MoDTriO SHE MEGA EMO!!!! AND A NERDY ONE AT THAT

  • It is easier just to break the bone in your thumb

  • You're annoying and funny but irratating!

  • that was a hot dog at the end of the video!

  • its called a boby pin

  • insted of completely getting rid of your thumb just break ur thumbs it is less paneful and easier so like yeah :) i got that idea from chuck

  • You are sick #lol

  • you don't even need to do that much.

    Police are trained to check that prisoners have not soaped or lubricated their hands as that alone and without any need for removing digits or breaking/dislocating bones is enough to slip the cuffs over the wrist. Takes a considerable amount of force, but many prisoners have escaped cuffs that way.

    Hell some particularly large prisoners have broken cuffs by sheer muscular strength.

  • @Treblaine yeah its actually pretty simple to do and to even make it easier u can place ur wrists on either side of ur thigh and push that way ur weight comes into play to help. Tried it myself after i saw my wrestling coach did and was suprised that it was actually possible

  • A fun game is to try and present an idea so outlandish or dumb that it can't be taken seriously... and then bring that idea to Youtube and see how well you did. I thought it was funny.

  • @aSimpleWhiteRose Yeah, I was more than a little surprised when I first posted this and started getting all these comments explaining why I was stupid and this idea would never work by all these people who seemed to have no idea that I wasn't serious to begin with and that they were really only making themselves look ridiculous by not understanding that. :)

  • @j2theperson lol, there's no way anybody could think you were serious...you had a commercial at the end... It was really funny btw.

  • ...i love you!

  • it would suck to bite off your thumb then find out you did not bite off enough

  • somehow this is really dull

  • pause at 0:14 its creepy

  • actually some people can bend there own thumb over and there hand becomes the width of there wrist my brother can do that or could just use a pin to lift the ratchet that holds the handcuff gear thingies it's not a complex mechanism to figure out but most police use zip ties instead of cuffs now can do about the same thing with a pin and those but it needs to be really small and it's hard to do without jabbing yourself

  • if someone were to me kidnapped and cuffed they could pretty easily BREAK their hand in such a way as to make it fit through the cuff.

    i understand this was a comedy video but i have argued the point with my friends for a long time that if you think your life is in danger, break your weak hand, slip the restraints and get lost fast.

  • HAHAHA

  • 1:00 No that's your hand....

  • i dont think that the cops are soo stupid to do that... if it will so easy like that, all the criminals... will escape so its not logic to do that...

  • Much rather just break my thumb and move it so i could get free than bite it off...

  • Lol, nice!

  • you dont want us chewing off our hands

    do you want is slitting our wrists instead???

  • blackmetal chick.

  • Y does she have a hotdog in her mouth at the end?

  • @Nintendowii9988 to make it look like she chewed her thumb off, the ketchup on the hand is the blood, the wiener is the thumb.

  • Trash

  • you break your thumb yo get out of handcuffs

  • lmao fuckin perfect epic vid

  • XD LOL the ending

  • lol hotdog.

  • You do realize that it was all acting?

  • it is really borring

  • YOU MUST BE MY SISTER

  • dislocate the thumb and the cuffs come off :P

  • they are called ACTORS

  • you are hot, you can chew on my thumb anytime

  • ok 1st its just a tv show, no one would bite off there hand and the people in the show didnt bite off their hand either and 2nd biting off your thumb is the same as your hand, you would still die of pain and blood loss

  • lol

  • Anyone else catch the Romeo and Juliet reference?

  • but if i eat my thumb it will taste like chicken and then ill be hungry and feel like eating more and then my hand is gone... thats probably what the criminals did in csi

    they got to hungry end of story

  • Yeh I did laugh when I saw the picture at the end...LMAO

  • you're hot!!!!!!!!!!

  • U could just smash ur hand until u broke it

  • Holy shit I wish I saw this before I bit off my left.

  • In case you don't know CSI, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, and X-Files are all fictional. They're not real.

  • @TENNSUMITSUMA im pretty sure if u fold it like a taco and stomp u could probably slide ur hands out. even if that doesn't work its more logical than CHEWING off ur thumb.

  • -_-

  • i highly doubt anyone could bite off there own hand, considering how much ppl bitch over a paper cut