Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon - Unenhanced

[OmakaRocksU]

Good juicy

[slappinyaface]

after thinking about it, i was like damn, i cut mine in pieces lol, but not cause of a stereotype, but because his messy, sticking as hell eating it like that. when i was a kid i didnt care, but now i dont want watermelon juice running down my chest LOL, but he has some points

[jbearden]

The man is an artist. Period.

[ABONESR]

I will have what he's having :D

[MrNicegeye]

Pick it up like dis hea! This man is hilarious

[macoport1]

I wonder how he eats fried chicken.

[theirishinc]

Petey keepin it real! lol

[taequonda]

Petey said this is how a nigga eat watermelon! hahahaha!

[SuperTone13]

thumps up if u came from khalifa green

[thegmanct1]

LMMFAO



[LazzyDog69]

Fuckin pete green

[johnmccool21]

@Jaybeat2k6 you are either joking or have no idea who he was... if you are serious I bet 1) you were not alive during this broadcast and 2) you don't read non-fiction books outside of being forced to

[marklosextremus]

niggers and watermelons lol

[TorqueSmacky13]

*SMACK SMACK* Glurabahauunigrua *SMACK SMACK*

[mattashley04]

HILARIOUS Soundboard on the Andrion Market for this. the ".5" version is even better!

[mattashley04]

there is a hilarious soundboard for this in the Android Market. just search for 'Petey Greene'

[sapp2143]

Thumbs up if Wiz Khalifa brought yu here.!

[ilikecasiespangler]

@sapp2143 yessire he did and its funny to watch whille on some medicine

[ClankZappa85]

62 people added too much salt on their watermelon.

[tappitawade]

PETEY GREENE SAY BE YOUR SELF PEOPLE

[jody808]

his message is black people be yourselves

[whoiswhobutwho]

@jody808 Ignorant, primitive ass niggers.

[Jagborilund]

TV was better back in the days =P

[111b0b]

what the fuck?

[EzKrispy]

I cannot understand this nigga gubberish....

[coachese]

61 people are scared of being called racists just because watermelon is delicious.

[xxxiheartunicornsxxx]

HAHA <3

[Kitt0000]

I hear stories of ghosts carrying off watermelons into the night. Apparently they just float away and disappear.

[andrewc513]

Never before has a watermelon had more likelihood of giving its eater a heart attack than a burger.

[limeylimes]

Press 7, and enjoy the true secret of the watermelon.

[nolanimal23]

Eating melon like a BOSS.

[TheClassyHat]

If you don't like watermelon, there is a problem with YOU.

[kwiksotik]

HAHAHAHA! This guy is fuk'n awesome! I never understood the racial thing with watermelon. Who dosen't like watermelon? (actualy, my wife hates it, but she has bad taste, I mean , come on, she's mife wife...AY OH!) I member as a kid my grandfather would bring home some water melon and my grandmother woulod cut offf the colitas and me and my cousin would sit outback and eat those. We'd end up with more of it on us than eaten. Damn! I want some now!

[peachikeyn404]

Damn that watermelon must taste fucking delicious

[Jericho92Gamer]

co za asy

[H00dN3rdz]

@Jericho92Gamer Co za Loser

[Jericho92Gamer]

@H00dN3rdz look bro its my care face -.-

[H00dN3rdz]

@Jericho92Gamer look bro it's my 8===========D

[Jericho92Gamer]

@H00dN3rdz umad get some anti-mad pills

[H00dN3rdz]

@Jericho92Gamer I aint even mad

[fonebender]

DC soul at it's finest. 

[alienkid]

What the fuck?

[Libelul60]

Keep pushing 4.

EHH EHH EHH EHH EHH

[PyroD00d]

@Libelul60 keep pressing 7. DICKS

[FannySMUDGE]

The noises!

[vorpal12351]

LOD HAVE MERCY

[edmame]

lol he makes h2omelon sexier than in wayward cloud.

[thezoombini]

jesus christ, I couldn't make it through this one. Fucking nignogs.

[endtodre]

wt f does he swallow the seeds?

[decevioj]

GO C DECEVIO AND NEW WEST ORDER MUSIC ON YOUTUBE 2012

[flipgood89]

lmao @ 1:59 - 2:05

[theXsilentXdeath]

wiz khalifa ftw.

[jimthealien12]

wiz khalifa makes fun of this lol .

[mellojb]

This has got to be the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life.

[martcogis]

is this comedy?

[RikJamezBich]

Societies pressure to be unhuman. George Carlin said humans are ashamed of eating, sex and going to the bathroom, because we don't like to think we're animals, even though it's obvious any species at war this long, are animals. (all colors included). People who think they are intellectual are actually being programmed like robots. We're afraid to be ourselves. We're just conforming to the elites perfect hierarchy. Think about it. Cuss, have sex, laugh, dance. Fuck being a robot.

[Aresman70]

Woonis sent me here, he is a cultural icon for you all to bow down to

"Triple Woonie Pies for All! And I shall give you the recipe!"

[mushroomcloud]

I like this vato, he didnt even give a single fuck

[djshag420]

90% of my black friends don't like watermelon.....probably because of this guy...

[kwiksotik]

@djshag420 So 2 guys don't like watermelon eh? HA! j/k!

[djshag420]

@kwiksotik I wish I only had 2. Black folks are CRAZY!!

[moneykidd32]

lmao at @1:49

[PaTudie]

I just watched his movie..."Talk to Me" Now I'm gonna read his book.

[newsun333]

Brotha honest. Be yo self!!! So what if whitey looks at you with disgust while you chomp that negro melon. Eat it with pride my nigs!!!

[johndoe138167]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Conail23]

i love me some watermelon! lol I am white btw lol seriously tho good food is good who cares if its a stereotype! lol

[Redisthecolor5]

pick it up he'uh like heuh PICK IT UP LIKE HEUH rum dawm WATamelon PHD! cant tell me cut it back int Watameon

[BIGSABMUSIC]

what kind of chairs is that , they have to have a name for them? i remember my moms had a chair like that back in the 80's i need one of them classics!

[PS3Wclan]

WIZ KHALIFA WAS RIGHT!!! LMFAO

[lavon9305]

@PS3Wclan lol about what..what wiz say

[cheardkilla]

2:01 what the hell did he say lol

[freakshowXES]

hahahaha

[yercekimicrew]

best video ever great man

[TheJibri]

lol hahahahahah wiz wuz rite dis shyt funny

[johnb510]

Ah.... memories of my childhood...  I loved watching Petey Greene!

[Snotra]

Twang it!

[akuenzle89]

Best Video EVER

[homicidemanex]

Go to 4:47

[TheFirearm5]

now i see wat wiz khalifa was sayin

[Mr2Cool68]

that shit sounded so good when he bit it

[SHOGUNX8]

lol tru

[ChiknThighTatorPie]

@Mr2Cool68 LOL I know

[Jimmithingg]

Hilarious!!!

[MrMikeAntonio]

lmfao!!

[longlivelaheiress]

ignorant.

[Nenendude]

DC in the MF House!!!

[SHOGUNX8]

this shit is funny

[larsattack]

He sweating and everything lol. geez

[iamnotcoolatall]

Shit is hilarious!!!

[kosmopolitisch]

This human being was extremely simple-minded and never rated as humourous. Instead, he gave people what they expected; a modern day minstrel show.

[bearhuntaa]

RIP petey...you da man

[1Guide1]

Chumpey Chumpey =//

[scrEYEB]

i'm so gonna put salt on my watermelon and cantalope now

[xMLGxGamer2284]

Typical

[jojohuffman]

eee dis good piece watamellen right year, and then they got the notionLIQUOR in it!! u washton niggas put too much salt on dat yeear and them newyork niggas put double salt on it

[Sandydahling]

I am just . . . speechless. "That's a ignorant nigga but this a sweet watermelon!" LOL! (I want a chair like that!)

[mauriceking40]

Man Petey Greene is a LEGENDARY ICON. TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PLEASE OTHER PEOPLE. PETEY GREENE WAS HIMSELF. THANK YOU PETEY GREENE FOR PAVING THE WAY FOR ME.

[Frownland81]

I agree with you completely. I really appreciate comedians like Greene, Chris Rock, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor who use comedy as an outlet for speaking their minds. All of these men have influenced me, and I have also had to learn over the years that there is no crime in expressing yourself and your anger over racism/sexism/homophobia/pover­ty, etc as long as it is backed by facts. All I can be is my irreverent self, and because of that people like the late Petey Greene are inspiring to me.

[bigred4464]

This is totally embarassing...!!

[Milesfahid111]

How is it embarrasing?

[Pwninobrian]

R.I.P PETEY GREENE!!!!!!!

[TRUKNOWLEDGE1]

i never understood how it can be wrong to eat food a certain way Especially if its finger food, white people (the racist ones) just kept on bullying black people didnt make what kind of food we ate or how we ate it, they hated us for no reason because they were mean bullies

[JENANJUZE]

Playing right into their hands, you act just like the cartoons.

[JENANJUZE]

You are exactly why Brothers and Sisters eat watermelon in the closet. You make it look disgraceful.

[Valoree641]

exactly

[nicksophile]

Say it LOUD Petey! One the smartest and sanest voices ever. We live in a sea of bigotry and self loathing.....B.S. to that. Listen to Mr. Greene, be yourself. Fear not the ridicule of bigoted fools. Petey preaches love and respect of all our brothers and sisters.....and ourselves. Listen to this man; you will live a richer life for it.

bless Mr. Petey Greene

[mymble2001]

Maybe it is just a metaphor for remembering where you came from. No matter how educated, rich, famous. In the end you are just left with yourself.

[deweyredman]

man gotta love earl klugh near the end...at least I think that's earl klugh.

[KTM21]

lmfao , i cant breathe

[libra1091]

don cheadle didnt show this side of petey lol

[hilltopboots]

"niggers are ignorant" but I'll bet your punk ass has never had the balls to say it to one to their face or without a few of your hooded partners.

It's 2009. Get a life.

There was no secret message. Petey Green talked about Washington as it was in the 70's and early 80's. You weren't even thought of then and probably should've been aborted but that's something you should talk with your elders about. You are a mistake. Don't ever forget that you stupid fuck..

[UstashaMe84]

I bet you I have son, stop using that black homosexual man sex love of black men, "you wouldnt say that to a black mans face" o0o0 why is that? are black men extra tuff/ faggot

[redlit]

talk some more shit you fucking retarded baby fucking dog cunt.

[killthedarkies]

the only legible word in this video is watermelon, im scarred its a secret message to blacks to start the attack, i know its an old video, but niggers are so lazy they probably would have just started to respond to it.

[dtrailen]

You're a tough guy for sure, hiding behind a lame ass pseudonym and your little computer and modem. Time to go to bed, little boy.

[upindatassasaurus]

Now I know you sittin' at home, "That's a ignorant nigga"...but, this a sweet watermelon...

LMFAO!

[BigJuan3134L]

why the fuck is petey on here eatin watermelon? where r the other videos

[DeezNuggets13]

I love this man!!! lol!!!

[derrickr88]

two cold blooded country Bamas!! lol

[santos238]

petey for precident

[TheStinkyHindu]

santos238 for grade school to get an education in English and history.

[Rommel8814ss]

LOL He ate a peice and said" LORD HAVE MERCY"negros really love that watermelon.They are such clowns you have to just shake your head and laugh.

[hpso12xu]

aren't stereotypes fun?

[poopshooterwompaone]

"lord have mercy"

[kwamkong76]

Howard Stern said that this dude was his idol/mentor.  wow. lol

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

Petey reminds me of my dad when he'd get fired up after drinking 15 beers..and he was white too LOL

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

Think twice befoe you post sum dum sheeit fool

[coolest07noevac]

i love petey's honesty and that is a direct correlation to african americans today. We are trying so hard to assimiliate to a standard that we lose ourselves. There is no one way black people act and if you just so happen to act the sterotypical way embrace it, that doesn't take away from your intelligence. every other ethnic group can act however they want but we feel the need to try to coalesce into one mold. do you, be who you are who cares what people think or say.

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

LMGDAO i'm in tears OMG ROTF

[KEV4TNA]

ROFLMAO, LITERALLY!!!

[Sta2Special]

i just saw "talk to me" and all i have to say is that don cheadle is a VERY talented actor

[AbberancyDNB]

what a stereotypical negro. this is why we don't like them!

[caseyaitch]

wow are you so starved for attention that you would leave such a racist comment on and enourmously large website just to get a response. well you got it.

[AbberancyDNB]

noooooo, i hate negroes. HH!

[brandonda1]

i hope this is a joke...even if it is its a stupid thing to say

[AbberancyDNB]

hey, i'm not the coon eating his watermelon with his mouth open.

[brandonda1]

you are so fucking ignorant, maybe if you understood why he did the things he did, and the time period, stupid shit like this wouldnt come out of your mouth.

[lictor313]

negroid savagery is negroid savagery...

[lictor313]

when are we going to segregate again? We don't like blacks, blacks don't like us... its actually quite simple...

[sophisticatedbadgurl]

I'm watching "talk to me" right now

[phuccyourname]

to all my fellow BLACK and MINORITY folks bullshit like what this chickinshit chickinmasta is talking about is why these same "crakas" he is talking about will think nothing more than we are some chicken eating niggers and taco makin mexicans so just know that no real BLACK person talks that chickinshit this ignorant fool is talking about. what the fuck is waddymelun. please if you gonna talk like that don't associate your self with the 1 thing we got right now while we are still in the bush's

[chickinmasta]

nigga nigga this shit be da dawg, yo. I be eatin da muthafuckin waddymelun n fried chickin n it taest good, yo. FUck dem raceist honkie fucking pale shitface crackaz HAHAHAHAHA

[GrayRoy]

My Grandad used to hang out Petey,he was a D.C cop in the 50' and 60's, But they both died in the 80's before i was born. Wish i had gotten to meet em both.

[goodymfla]

Still Twangin it!

[HomeBoiTV]

rest in peace petey greene

dat man is hilarious

DC STAND UP!!!!!

[goodymfla]

Cut all them little crevices and then put it back, inside of that hull! lol!

[goodymfla]

Twang it!

[tyrvidar]

lmFAO

[lambadadancer]

wtf?

[Bathhist1]

They should have subtitles for this guy like they do for foreign films.

[everman187]

it would be fun to have a meal with this guy...and get yelled at the whole time while he farts and smacks his lips

[theabomation]

house niggas still exist today!

[ch0biq]

That man takes Watermelon into being a religion rofl.

IT MAKES ME MAD WHEN PEOPLE MESS IT UP BY PUTTIN OTHER THINGS WITH IT

bahahahahah

[tslime]

Its the smackin' the lips. This man is a disgrace.

"I went to white folks house..."

Prick.

[johnisallin]

That nigger can eat a fucking watermelon!

[stopracism07]

you are disgraceful

[misstickmoon]

was there really a point and cause of you using the n word? couldnt you have said "dude" instead? and if your black, which i doubt, then you could say nigga. it's 2008. don't you think the "er" on end is a bit racist?and if u get defensive and curse it just shows the it just shows that's the only intellect you're capable of.

[pride111111]

lmao u thinking that there is a fucking differencr in nigger and nigga shows your intellect. stupid ass nigger. LMAO

[ninjakidco]

dtupid crakerss

[chickinmasta]

nigga nigga whutcha fuck yo talkin bout, yo fuckin cracka. yo gon get enslaevd now wit obama so shut up yo fuckin honki HAHAHAHAHA

go pic muh cotton wyle i eat waddymelun, bith

[dsasyt]

and your mom can suck a dick just as well, crackkka!

[TriasTheBetrayer]

WTf is he speaking?

[hubbard771]

ebonix

[pingpongking]

He know how to eat a fuckin watermelon!

[doitytomnomadsMC]

brilliant

[hubbard771]

fucking retard

[grnpoop]

He's my hero!

[nunlover]

can someone translate this

[LazyEyeMedia]

Listen, some folk like to turn this in to some kinda racist comedy, but they really missed the point. Listen to what Mr. Greene says at 2:00 - 2:03! That is what it's about 3 F'n seconds. I live by it! You should.

[kaponeG]

what did he say?

[upindatassasaurus]

LOL!

[djginyc]

Petey Greene was an African American Icon! Short changed of his place in history! Some of you may find it funny or even add ya racist comments but any black american who experienced there youth in the 70's-80's and before knows just what he is sayin.

R.I.P Petey Greene!

[lumker]

"Just be yoself when eatin' a watahmelon"

...not to be racist, but this was hillarious.

[EvilGenocide]

I AM CRYING... LMFAOOOOOO.....