Return to Earth

[VekinHighwalker]

@atheistcartoons what are you doing now? Where can we find more of your great cartoons? It's not enough,I'm hungryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

[inputverifier]

"It was something unintelligible sir"  --Favorite part ;-)

[metallavery]

what episode is this?

[casablanca4381]

 ok what episode was this cartoon dialougue was from?

[TheEruditepolymath]

oh admit it Worf, you'd fuck her

[Bracerjack]

Oh No...Even the 24th Century can't decipher Palin's loooooong string of nonsensical speeches.

[randomperson2538]

the day Palin becomes president is the day the entire UN declares open season on america

[BrokenAeroVT]

P: "Would a logic filter applied 2 the transporter circuit cure this peculiar entity, Data?"

D: "The malaise appears 2 have no organic origin. The entity is trapped in some kind of quantum flux that is protected by subverted desire. Any attempts 2 treat the entity would appear 2b futile, Capt."

P: A quantum virus of sorts, Data?

D: "Indeed, Capt, that's not altogether an unreasonable hypothesis.

P: We can't risk the threat 2 federation colonies. Warf, arm torpedoes & fire.

W: Rr, gladly.

[quietjedi1010101]

Photon torpedoes maxim yield FIRE!!

[DandAinTac]

A tea-bagger type once told me: "You liberals are AFRAID of Sarah Palin!" (as if that automatically made her good). My response was: "Yes, I'm afraid of her in the same way that I'm afraid of a child with a loaded machine gun." I just hope that if the nightmare comes true, and she somehow gets her luny little fingers on "the button", that the AF officer who walks around with "the football" had the good sense to deactivate the launch codes.

[cricketjam]

HAHAHAHA!

[petestrat07]

Kennedy gets shot yet the likes of Bush and Palin live to become old and rich. There's no justice in this world!

[davidls11]

Running Palin's babblings through a logic circuit? Are you trying to blow up the Enterprise?!

[einjix]

WTH WRONG WITH THAT PALIN BITCH!! I LIVE IN CHILE BUT IF SOMEONE LIKE HER COME I WILL KILL HER!

[TheBlackSunDragon]

take me with you, Picard!

[Londron]

Pleas don't joke about this...it's creaping me out...

[RadarKat73080]

Maybe that's why the Enterprise never went to Earth?

[diomedes39]

@RadarKat73080 . . . wow

[mythcontrolpill]

Dude I was on the floor when I saw all the hair on Troy. Great video.

[KrinkleCartoonShow]

LOVE IT! Faved! :P

[onlywhenprovoked]

hahah. brilliant.

i wish i'd found your work sooner (thanks largo)

[100percentrekkie]

Thank Buddha she isn't seriously considering running... wait a minute... what? WHATT??? Allah?!!? What have you got to say about this!?!?!? Judeo-Christian God Forbid this actually happens!!! Zeus be with us...

[akrulla]

That was hilarious! I hope the rest are as good as this.

[asteroth876]

Well, President Palin must be an experienced galactic diplomat - after all, she can see the star Vega from her planet :P

[RiseofMarine]

Wow... looks promising, hope you get better at doing these. Good luck.

[JTlovesDexter]

Pure feckin' genius!! ; )

[redlightmax]

I love the fact that it uses actual audio of Palin, she's a parody of herself. It reminds me of the YouTube vid "CNN Laughs It Up Over Sarah Palin Interview" where Tina Fey merely repeats what Palin says verbatim to make fun of her.

And this is who McCain picked for VP? Not his finest hour.

[PFWoody488]

Most tasteless Sarah Palin joke:

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy?

Unlike her mouth, not everything that comes out of her pussy is retarded.

[AlexReynard]

Coulda done a bit more with the premise, but the audio selections and the caricatures were great! :)

[TheHigherVoltage]

ahahah awesome

[JTlovesDexter]

OMF GAWD!!! This was awesome!

[Viktir666]

LOL this is one of your best cartoons ever.

[danillum]

Speechless. Absolutely fantastic job. Thanks for the laughs!

[patricknelson]

Life on this planet certainly is bazaar...

[katey1dog]

Outstanding.

[maddmanNeal]

That was... a LOT of hair

[Selinja]

Indeed!

[saxmanchiro]

"take us out of here...."

Exactly what I would do if Palin actually ended up in ANY kind of WH position. I would be packing up my family and things and high-tailing it out of Dodge. Scandinavia here we come.

I'm sure they could use our services, science teachers who don't allow god into our classrooms. Hail Science!

[TIPinkUnicorn]

It's funny cause it's true.

[debbieomi]

Hysterically scary.

[FHomeBrew]

I always hated troy so bad. She sucked!

[thegalwegian]

LOL, a new fav!

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Hilarious!!

[kingsdun]

That was pure gold!!!!

[AcanLord]

lol palin.

[nktrygg]

hysterical!

[godlessmessiah]

YAY STARTREK

^_^

[atheistcartoons]

Yeah, one idea I had was Picard saying, "To hell with the Prime Directive!", then launching a couple of photon torpedoes. But as you can see, I opted for nonviolence.

[EdwardHowton]

You're a better man than I. I just hope you haven't doomed us all.

[Multimorten]

@atheistcartoons i get that feeling of non-relevance with Christians all the time. I would like to study them in a controlled environment though. Find out what is wrong with them.

[Urfullobull]

@Multimorten What is wrong with them is that they are very scared of death and wish they could live forever and wish there was justice.But even thier justice sux since a serial killer/rapist can still make it to heaven.They refuse to accept this is thier one and only life, and try to live it to the fullest and have no real regard for life, because they think there is another one that lasts for trillions of yrs after this one.They are sick and deluded because of the fear of Death,plain n simple.

[Multimorten]

@Urfullobull sure, but this question comes to mind, "why are they afraid of death?"

[Urfullobull]

@Multimorten U know just as good as well as I do and "Them", We Know Why Everyone Fears Death." The Fear of the Unknown ! " Everyone knows, Theists n Athiests alike know full good and well there is NO PROOF of an afterlife. A Theists mental salve to handle the Fact of Death is Religon. An Athiests salve is realizing this is 'The One and Only Life' we have and we should do our best by each other so that EVERYONE WINS. " They chooseth to poketh out thine own eye to see not the face of death ! "

[Multimorten]

@Urfullobull how can anyone accomplish anything if your afraid of what is going to happen. Its not a worthwhile existence in my eyes, am I wrong?

[Urfullobull]

@Multimorten Yep Ur so right.They waste thier 1 and only life they have screaming like Chicken Little bout how everyone's a sinner,U must convert or Ur goin 2 hell with not a shred of evidence of an afterlife and spiritual world.They hide behind a Fantasy Book as tho that book will protect them from Death.They will kill in the name of every atrocity and hipocracy for which that Book represents, so as to turn a comfortable blind eye from the reaity of DEATH.That type of FEAR is couterproductive.

[Multimorten]

@Urfullobull what do you expect? its written in the bronze-age, no sanity allowed. And the people that is brought up in that kind of environment belong in that age, I say, divide the world. 1 half for the believers, 1 half for every1 else. Should be a fun little experiment

[Urfullobull]

@Multimorten What I'd rather do is break the warp-speed theory-code and just leave Them here, and Us go explore the cosmos with all of it's wonder and resorces, just gulp up new and more knowledge and the ability to process it in our brains without manual control of keyboards and no monitor needed a direct psycic link to the ships computers and comm systems,transmitted thru a psy-chip in the medula omgladia....LOL.....Evolve to the next step...7 of 9,here I come!..ROTFLMAO.

[Multimorten]

@Urfullobull wow, that's odd, i was just thinking about that. I think we have to do it in stages to leave our solar system, the satellite elevator is a good way to minimize fuel-usage to escape Earth's gravity, but even then we need a good propulsion system. Im thinking antimatter, but that requires some results from the LHC, and thats just the most obvious problems. Even with the speed of light, it would take 4 years to reach the closest star. So we need to invent some cryo-stasis as well

[Urfullobull]

@Multimorten All I know is We need to figure out how to get out here, because They are sucking the planet dry, Our eco-system soon will not be able to support the population explosion of mankind. We have no other choice than to set Our nests amongst the stars. We need to stop killing each other over some Bronze Age Invisable Idol(s)..thats 4 sure... the "Sky Police"...so funny. All because of the death and meaning of life equation, they're scared LOL. Live Long and Prosper________/// \ -.- / \\\

[SinnFein4ever]

@atheistcartoons

This is almost as funny as "Who's 'Nalin 'Paylin?".

XD

[TheEruditepolymath]

@atheistcartoons your first instinct was GOOD!!

[TrollN3m3s1s]

awesome!!

anyone knows from wich episode is the audio?

ive seen the whole series, but i cannot recall this part.

[216trixie]

Counselor Troi is sooo understanding.

[BionicDance]

Why does Riker have Vulcan ears? Heh.

[USMarineSgt]

Well, if Palin ever does become president, I hope Canada excepts the hords of refugees.

[urantivirus]

@USMarineSgt

lmao

You made my day.

[kingsdun]

Well, ok. But keep YOUR governments hands offa MY medicare!

[katey1dog]

Grandma?

[OnTheFritz602]

@USMarineSgt

If your statement wasn't so true, it would be funny!

[hockeater]

@USMarineSgt Which would be why if all goes badly I'll be going there legally.

[wade46732]

GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kinkspace]

Brilliant!! ROLMAO!

[ChuckyJesus666]

I was hoping he would use photon torpedoes....

[soulsanctuarymusic1]

@ChuckyJesus666 yes... would of been better to of seen palin as a threat and nuke the place! haha

[MegaYippie]

Not living in america or even remotely informed about poll-data and the likes... is that even possible? Do the people, willing to vote for that idiot, actually exist or are they just a figment of imagination - a mass hallucination caused by fear - that lingers in the back of the head of people with a way to active fear-inducing brain?

[ChuckyJesus666]

@MegaYippie Her poll numbers are pretty low; last I looked around 20%. I hope she runs for Prez, then loses horribly.

[Seionai]

George W. served two terms. That puts things in perspective.

[CriticalAtheist]

Actually I think ChuckyJesus666 was looking at a poll that asked Republicans for whom they would want in the 2012 election. I believe it was Palin leading with 20% or so while others received 5-15% . But that depends on the poll. Yep there are some sad fuckers in this country.

[melancholyofcj]

Was I the only one to scream "Noooo!" when I saw who the president was?

[ArkAngelSlave]

@melancholyofcj I would would have if it had been Al Gore. He probally would have blamed the enterprise for global warming.

[ls1z28chris]

@ArkAngelSlave

Anti-matter containment fields melt glaciers. True story.

[AGrandt]

@ls1z28chris

Not really, but failing Anti-matter containment fields probably would :)

[ls1z28chris]

Dammit, Jim. I'm an engineer, not a geologist! lol

[MisterScrutinizer]

Anomaly alert!

[fantasy0coach]

whoaaa.....scary moment.

[barakuda1111]

I wounder is this how it really happens

[Paxmax]

Hahaaha!!! wonderful "void" Yeah, Palins head is so void not even vaccuum is present.. it's a true anomaly indeed..

[freedom0f5peech]

Engage!

[SkyDoginthetube]

President Palin? DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!

This is a warning for the US.

If you elect Palin, the reat of the world WILL nuke you!

There's a reason no one wants Iran to have nukes. Bat-shit crazy, willfuly ignorant, unpredictable fundis are to dangerous to have them!

If you give that fucktard the launch codes, we'll do what we have to do!

[AGrandt]

@SkyDoginthetube I for one do NOT want to have anyone in the Oval Office, who believes that the "end times" are here, and they just need to see the middle east go down in flames (literally) for it to become real.

[SkyDoginthetube]

AGrandt

I could get over somone believing the end times were upon us.

It's believing the end of the world is a good thing that realy scares the shit out of me!

I have never seen the action movie with the hero trying to cause the end of the world, when the hell did that become a good thing?

[AGrandt]

@SkyDoginthetube I have no idea. It is a troubling development that anyone can see it as such.

[Kieranfoy]

@skydoginthetube

Why?

Nukes are a crude weapon, like fundamentalists themselves, prone to blasting the innocent along with the guilty.

If you use nukes, everyone in America will die. I'll die. My dog will die. My batshit-insane friend Derrick will die.

You'd wipe out the country to kill a mere 50% of the population? It's barbaric! Only barbarians use nukes.

Civilized people use assassins.

[SkyDoginthetube]

Kieranfoy

Sorry but it's the only way to be shure.

You'll either have to get out before the election or take one for the team.

I'd prefer the surgical precision of an assassin but if it gets to the point where that fundi nut-job is surported by the majoraty and trusted with the launch codes! It's just to late for your country:-(

Just so you know. If my country ever gets taken over by fundi fucktards and elects a creatard, I expect the rest of you to do what needs to be done!

[Kieranfoy]

Sure, hell. It's a good way to be sure that I'm FUCKING DEAD TOO!!!

Evacuate all the non-fundies first, in secret.

And then tell the fundies that the Rapture happened, and that they weren't God's chosen after all. They'll kill each other in their grief, and no need for nukes!

[ProjectPaladin]

I loved this one... And I would love, to see this going serial... :-)

[MichaelTheAtheist]

cool

[TheD0ded0de]

woohoo!