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  • 0:19 nice buckskin jacket with the tassles steven... he totally looks like he is trolling for some ass....

  • So Geronimo, how your's burger???  HMmmphh

  • 1:38 that guy is like 80. You're such a hero, Steven Seagal.

  • @grahamlaur LOL its john mcain... that is what he does in his spare time at the bar.

  • You know SuperPekka and ErikPaulsonFan could both man up and just delete all their comments.

  • 1:37

    Was that Adam Richmen? From man vs. food?

  • best clip ever

  • steven seagal  martiul arts master vs chuck nooris kick box champion .. would be arsome fight and a long battle

  • 1:45 The bit of dialogue "My nuts!" is this screenwriter's proudest moment.

  • what i loved about this part was that while Steven does his trademark kicking of ass, at the end there when he beats that guy, he wasn't completely doing it out of malice, he was showing that guy who thought he was big and boastful, that he wasn't, that beating on a littler man who was drunk and uneasy doesn't make you a man, and that that attitude only serves to get you hurt, he makes the point that even though he kicks ass it doesn't make him a man, doing it for the right reasons does. 

  • my nuts !!! xD

  • What the fuck did the cowboy at 1:04 do? He's not an oilworker and was just shooting pool.

  • I don't know why everyone cries foul at Segal for kicking the old man's ass, but it's actually quite hilarious!!

  • steven is such a man, playing pattycake and hitting guys in the nuts 

  • power full movie . huge from NORWAY

  • damn, i just walked into a flamewar!

  • I like how he beats up at least two senior citizens in this clip.

  • What is the music, Sunday, sunday? :)

  • What's the song in the background?

  • WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE THE ESSENCE OF A MAN?

  • Don't hurt him Forrest!

  • Now that you're done beating the crap outta some douchebags you will go on a sacred journey....huh?

  • 02:00 - Epic window toss!

  • "this guy doesnt have a fuckin clue" lmaoo

  • "My balls"!!!! @ 1:56

    One of the greatest lines in the history of cinema

  • "MY NUTS" and later

    "MY BALLSSSSS

  • SEAGAL ....FARSANTE.

  • HEY BUDDY! DON'T BE FUCKIN WITH OIL WORKERS HUH?!

  • Suck on that, gramps. What does it take to change the essence of a man? How 'bout two swift kicks to the junk.

  • Haha look at the weak punch the old man throws at 1:39, probably thinking in his senile old age that Seagal literally wants to play some innocent game to allow an old man some semblance of a cute thrill he hasn't felt since 1952, and Seagal deflects the attack and fucking beats the shit out of him.

  • I tried this slap game once at a bar and I woke up in an alley with no shoes and only one sock.

  • COMO SE LLAMA LA MUSICA DE FONDO ALGuIEN SABE X LA XUXA...xD

  • 'Handsies' followed up by diversity training...

    Absolutely pummeling what is obviously a very, very old man...

    Using pre-recorded soundbites so you can randomly insert "MY NUTS!" "MY BALLS!" into situations that would otherwise be completely devoid of dialogue...

    ...wow, I hope you're proud of yourself Steven

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  • That's what I call a total ownage.

  • WHAT DOES IT TAKE?!?!?!

  • alguien sabe como se llama el tema de fondo en el momento del combate,xfis q alguien me ayude heelp jajaja xD

  • he cheated the third time at the game, he hit him more than one shot

  • 2:10 this Gug doesnt have a fucking clue lmao who said that??

  • Chuck Norris watching with the cowboy hat? 1:45

  • MY BALLS!!! lmao

  • Seagal took a few pages from Bas Rutten's book....Never underestimate the kick in the groin!

  • he traned in japan he live and traned at the dojo he can kick ass because thay hate outsiders traning at there dojo thay would fight all day no shit i think he a 10 dan master now so if ur stupid anuff to try him he would kick your ass

  • SOng at 0:57: ?? any1 please.

  • Any other movies that have philosophical beatings I should know about?

  • @CALAdmin88 : Yeah... Knock Around Guys ..ft. Vin Diesel.

  • Picking on some drunk isnt cool! seagal is the shit

  • MY NUTS!

  • haha now i know where the "cockpuncher" idea came from

  • dawaj seagal

  • what is that guy laughing at @ 1:35? his entire crew has multiple fractures and concusions. plus I feel bad for the Cowboy playing pool minding his own business @ 1:04. haha

  • @potsiejones711 lmfao, he took out a old man at 1:38.

  • @potsiejones711 Lol the cowboy part is awesome. I never noticed that and I've seen this movie multiple times.

    Cowboy: "Just ignore the fight, and watch this shot Jerry. 8 ball corner pocket."

    Steven Seagal: "Fuck you man!" Hits him in the face with the lasso.

  • It' is possible to change the way others think especially if you can coerce them with violence and beat the bigotry out of them.

  • je l'aime steven seagal il casse tout génial

  • ericpaulsonfan@ youve obviously never seen him compete in japan. and have skills to handle multiple attackers. vandam is the joke, his bodyguard beat his ass a time a go in a bar.

  • "Hey buddy, don't be fuckin' with oil workers, huh?" Greatest line of dialogue in screenwriting ever.

  • @ThrustClint HAHAHAHA. i absolutely lost my shit. fantastic

  • awesome display of tsuki kotegaeshi

    and Shiho Nage Katate dori in a fight situation

    i think thats the name of the moves. anyway. loved the

    expo

    KiLLa

  • "my nuts!" wahaha!

  • this scene is called "Playing with cupcake"

  • damn segal is kinda good at hand slap game dont you think ? :D

  • "HOUSE OF MY FRIENDS"

    Written by Robert Vaughn

    Performed by Robert Vaughn & The Dead River Angels

    Courtesy of Epic Records

    By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing

  • you guys are missing the lesson. what does it take? what does it take to change the essence of a man?

  • @universe112 There are two drivers to the human - Fear and Desire. We either desire to do the right thing or we fear the consequences if we do the wrong thing. Crimes are committed because the person has no desire to do the right thing, nor altruism for the party he/she commits the crime against, nor any fear of any consequences strong enough at the time to overpower his/her desire to commit the crime for whatever reward there may be, i.e. Money, vindication, etc. To change the essence? No idea.

  • please send me the link where to download this song in that video?:)

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  • Cockpuncher! :)

    

  • At 1:43, did Seagal crush that guy's nuts or a bag of potato chips?

  • If he had his pills he could change.

  • I love that most movies with a 'philosophy' outlook of violence would have had our 'hero' take the punches, to teach the bully a lesson. Not here, Seagal just beats the crap out of this guy ruthlessly like a bully himself. One of the worst, most painful movies I've ever sat through! The old guy getting crippled is hilarious too!

  • ☮ Merci ☮♊

  • LOL why did that really old guy try to take a whack at Seagal? I guess he's going to need a knee replacement now.

  • haha epic kick at 1:09 haha i heard the balls fly up to his mouth

  • I GOT A BIG PAIR OF BALLS ---- BETWEEN MY LEGS, CUPCAKE

  • DON'T FUCKING MESS WITH STEVEN SEAGAL PERIOD! He can take out a gang of street thugs or bank robbers if he has too.

  • WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG IN BACKGROUND!?

  • "I'll cut you!!! My Nuts!!!" "My balls!!!!" "Nice Shooooot!" "Watch out for the suds pal!" Adults wrote this, not 13 year olds, but adults, one's who made fairly good money I might add. What does one even say to all of that? Shocking, simply shocking...

  • 1:49 "Hey Buddy, don't be fuckin' with the oil workers, huh?"

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  • pause than press 5 over and over

  • 1:52 guy is on hight voltage

  • "LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DICKHEAD!"

  • how very moving.

  • hahaha that old man tried to do he's part too,,,,,,

  • @mrchrisdavis09 agree. but he attacked him.

  • If you watch. he uses the same kick in this scene that anderson silva used in his last fight and knocked out that guy with a front kick..

  • @tkdrobby that's because he trained Anderson Silva on that fight.

  • One man leaves, here we go. You're man, right? You are MAN, right?!! Here we go, MAN! Put your hands up!!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!

  • the shortest way to enlightenment....the way of the fist...

  • Cmon man! ur a man with big balls. Put your hands up MAN, cmon MAN!!! You're a man I'm a cupcake xD Seagal is so awesome

  • SOME should realy tell me WHAT the SONG is CALLED when fight Starts. Please..

  • 1:36 is a pretty low moment for Seagal. He beats up an old man. Not cool.

  • @mrchrisdavis09

    Not cool?!? What the hell was Seagal supposed to do? Just stand there and let the old man punch him out? Also, just because a man is old doesn't mean that he's weak. I've seen old guys beat the shit out of youngsters.

  • @ooOmegaSupremeoo True. An old guy choked Seagal out.

  • @ooOmegaSupremeoo Calm down. I was only joking. I can't believe you've tried to make a serious point on a Steven Segal film.

  • @ooOmegaSupremeoo There is old and there is old, on the eve of his centennial that guy shuffled up to Segal on twice replaced hips and took his shot at the champ! And you've never seen an old guy beat the shit out of a youngster, and you are strangely serious about a ridiculous film. Perhaps you need therapy my old friend!

  • That native guy is in no condition to be driving anyone home.

  • thrown through a window really takes the wind out of ya....especially from cock puncher

  • what a wonderful and inspiring speech, seagal is so good this bring tears to my eyes. Truly this is one of hollywoods all time greatest moments. Hero speech!!!

  • @SunriseFestival

    What the hell are you talking about?!? This was stupid! I hope you were being sarcastic.

  • @ooOmegaSupremeoo the only stupid thing about this is that seagal never got the oscar ffs, that we can be sure off.

  • I guess it takes a good ass kickin' to change the essence of a man! Also...was it necessary for Segal to take out the old dude like that?

  • Segal teaches tolerance, the only way he knows how

  • WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG IN THE BACK GROUND ??????? Please I NEED THE NAME OF THIS SONG

  • HIS NUTS!!.... is crushed....... like a peanut. crushed by a nut cracker

  • Someone, Out for great Justice, please name the song played during this fight.

  • Stupidest thing ever...

  • @GhostyFilms i agree

  • What's the name of the song that plays when the fighting starts?

  • @Genghis23 I think it's House of my Friends- The Dead River Angles

  • 0:40 don't break anything, understand

    0:57

    1:08

    1:14

    1:21

    1:55

    and final

    2:03

  • @mrdax1997 LOL! I hate to see a good jukebox ruined. 

  • @mrdax1997

    Steven Seagal: "My bad".

  • @mrdax1997 Don't forget, I'm pretty sure he broke the guy's nose too.

  • lol. He fucking DEMOLISHES that 90 year old guy at 1:30, then follows THAT up with the single greatest nut grab and nut shout out ever...

  • @rysmith24 MY NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • love this film , and reminds me of the BP oil spill

  • Anyone notice the bloated, mulleted Mel Gibson at 1:36?

  • Why did he assault the guy at 1:03?

  • that was a very painful "therapy session"' for that guy. LOL

  • youre about to go on a sacred journey. What a douche bag. 

  • 3:03 When a guy says 'give me your best shot, pal.' to Steven Seagal, you KNOW he's on the floor within a second.

  • what does it take to change the essence of a man ?

  • Look at how he kicks that NIGGER in his balls! Hahaha! That Nigger gets owned the hardest! Dumb Blacks aint shit!

  • @LexSteeleWorld damn boy. You dont like blacks?

  • @LexSteeleWorld

    Lex Steele is a black porn star, so there are a couple options here:

    A. You're a retarded racist that secretly watches black porn

    B. You're a retarded black guy trying to stir up racist shit

  • I like all the Mexican's and Asians pretending to be Native Americans...lol

    Segal's a bad ass tho...

  • @sbrave Native Americans aren't Asians, you could have fooled me!

  • whats the name of the song?

  • It ain't a seagal movie if anything short of every goddamn object in the room gets smashed up

  • Even the polar bear gets hit in the balls..

  • You need a guy like this to sort the American troops and contractors in Iraq.

  • MAN!

  • LOL 1:40 he gave it to that old man worse than any of the others, hahahaha

  • Is that Bob Golic @ 1:37?

  • Am I seeing it correctly at 1:37 or did Seagal beat up an old man? Pretty funny stuff!

  • 11ppl didnt have the "big /()||()\ balls" to press the "like" button, *gott their nutts crushed!

  • Thank you my brother

    You're about to go on a sacred journey

    This journey will be good for all people

    But you must be careful

    Because I'm drunk as hell

  • put your hands up!! put your hands up!!

  • This dude got killed by Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber, so he didn't really have a hope in hell against Seagal.

  • @mrchrisdavis09

    every time i look at that guy i think of him from dumb and dumber haha

  • ha ha yeah right. segal however, you're epic

  • Great scene then the cheese!

  • Hahahaha, this joke scene sums up Seagal. Fucking fat wig wearing cunt.

  • NO ONE IS BETTER THAN SEGAL!!!

  • Id play with cupcake

  • [disapproving bartender look]

  • Unbelievably cheesy-but a great great fight scene.

  • put your hands up, put your hands up lol

  • MY NUTS!!!!

    

  • not much work going to get done on that oil rig tomorrow

  • what song is that in the background

  • "This guy doesn't have a fucking clue" LOL. Believe every word.

    I love how he thought he would win Forest's game!

  • Well even Jim Carry made this guy cry in Dumb Dumber :)

  • That's disgusting! What is that, halibut?

  • MY NUTS!!! hahahahaah!

  • @Erickito17 yeah !

  • i played this game with some dumbass who thought he was a big man when he slapped his girlfriend in a bar, i walked by him and he asked me if i was next, i asked him if he wanted to play this game, he agreed, and lost, 3 slaps, he down, and believe this, he was crying, when he stood after the 3rd hit.

  • The native guy says: "You are about to go on a sacred journey."

    The native really meant to say: "You are about to go on a sacred journey, which will end with you speaking some environmentalist shit that will drive this paying audience nuts!!"

  • 1:09 - EPIC NUTKICK!!!

  • "Hey buddy, don't be fuckin' with OIL WORKERS, HUH!!!"

    *holds head in hands.*

  • "What does it take to change the essence of a man?" Sadistic games and a lot of possibly life-threatening punches to the abdomen and the face, apparently.

  • i dont care what anyone says this was a great part of the movie.....thanks 4 the share

  • A very powerful scene and movie at that. Couldn't be truer today.

  • This movie is so fucking stupid, and yet somehow, I find it mesmerizingly awesome.

  • Why does he have to be so hard on the old man at 1:38

  • OR MEBBE HE ATE DAT AT MAGGIES IN VALDEEEZ

  • PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP !

  • The first time someone asked me "Are you a man?" after I watched this movie I ran in the other fucking direction XD

  • @PsycoBhoy LOL LOL ...HEARD THAT.....

  • who would do this lol