Team Fortress 2: Crafting Fail

[Sylux9501]

Face + Helmet = Mining Hat

Only in TF2

[SCARoidytheCat]

And now, for the grand total of 8 weapons, you can take off your hat! Isnt that great?!

[asafuller]

Air is a big group of particles that bouce of each other at random, a small office would have more than 5.000.000.000.000

[pikminster]

Thanks for hovoring the mouse all over it,I didn't know it was until you did that -.-

[Aqullia]

i want that hat...

[yourcrazybroski]

LOL thas just sad.

[MilesTailsi]

EEEEEEPIC FAIL xDDDDD

[GrandGB]

On the first craft, you craft nothing! You make nothing, you just take the hat of sniper! WTF?! Turn metal to nothing!

[Masterslam999]

you need 3 x refined metals to get a haircut? LOL!

[TheNotSoLoneWanderer]

I don't care about hats but It still sucked to get this randomly

[zerania19]

My first craft Vintage tyrolean but then i said oh no so i crafted it with my other hat then i got Safe n Sound

[sfbubbadog]

my very first craft was a pith helm

then spectres specs :D

[pollotierrez]

so craft is fuse things and items on tf2?

[jokutyyppi100]

Hat + Hat = No hat

Food + Food = Metal

Lol? :D

[ligador23]

0:00 Lol background, demoman and soldier are gay!

[windows987654321]

wow a enngie hat that looks awesome!

[Ichigo2123b]

WHAT IS AIR?!

Omg I think my brain just exploded xDD

[aaiiddaass]

I agree that mining light is fail because its just the same hat for engy only with a minor attachment but all hatless hats are very good to me. Hatless sniper or engy or scout look better than with most hats for me.

[moviemusic64]

poor u

[DesertFox1322]

The minin' light is for smart engies! HOW COULD YA HATE IT

[loldudev6]

What do you have to lose? your mind!

[teamcinema2]

WHATS SOOO BAD ABOUT HATLESS HATS?

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

WTF WHERE THE SOLDIER AND DEMOMAN DOING AT START???

[Calick]

@MrRandomcrappystuff They were facing each other. That was during the WAR! update, in which the RED Demoman and the BLU Soldier were no longer friends, but enemies.

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

@Calick lame -_-

[Calick]

@MrRandomcrappystuff Lame? Why? 

[Puffury]

3 refined metal= FACE + HAIR!!?!?

[Fangscream]

LOL, you don't know how lucky you are. Right now, you'd have a VINTAGE BALD. Do you know how rare those things are? Nobody wanted them at the time, but now, because of that, they're valuable to a lot of people.

[Shiterland]

HAHA man THANKS :D:D it made me so happy that im not the only one who got screwed by valve craft system :D:D NICE!

[JASOMZOSR]

/watch?v=Q9_p0x4J484 <---- splendid screen

[Maxjak110]

lol why didn't u craftt the camera beard`?

[nachoblack2]

how you get a lot of item?

[montagemaham]

@nachoblack2 play the game , trade for them, drops, store, hack. :P

[HyperDarkShadow778]

@nachoblack2 by playing game you get item.

[akitajap]

Atleast mining light is better than ritzy ricks hair fixative.

[SeveChibi]

Fail my ass. If you got this still, it's vintage and worth a shit load of metal.

[TeddyBearHell]

I dont get it, you didnt fail... you just made some hats

[eriklovessof2]

that Engeneer hat is awesome

[lNickNackl]

One time I used ALL my wepons to get a secondary slot token and a Pyro class token. I then combined my two Flare Guns to get scrap metal. You know what I got in the craft? A flare gun. fml... TRUE STORY!

[Chrislold]

What do I have to lose? Everything..

[zakaria888]

hahahahahaha

[Pokemaster760]

lolz

[IanTweekDP]

Sniper needs 3x Refined Metal in order to take off his hat.

[boigoeshome]

@IanTweekDP or just a halloween/full moon hat :P

[jackofblades94]

LOL

sorry i laughed

[Maxjak110]

lol hahahha why not craft camera beard?

[atciitwcat]

dont worry, u can combine hats u dont like together :3

[domzilla90]

I miss old crafting.....

[booyah344]

AWWW IM SAS M8

[Spazzosity]

hatless heavy!? 0.o

[Tkraemer81]

TF2 = The worlds premier hat and sandvich simulator.

[Hamster307]

This was before the camera beard was a hat, it dropped as much as any other item. I later crafted most of them with each other to make other hats.

[edfreak9001]

@Hamster307 I crafted them for scrap, many times over.

;-;

[sezani]

@Hamster307 Damn, you played in good times, now to craft a hat you need to buy something from that stupid Mann Co. Store..and you know what the worst thing is? You can't craft or trade the things you bought there :(

[doginthemafia]

I really do

[doginthemafia]

I hate you for that ear rape

[shadowofzanix]

I hate hatless hats... *builds bunker to keep out hatless sniper fans*

[Drebin416]

*Obligatory cursor spasm*

[ImMimicable]

You've got enough camera beards to warm every child in Africa

[fuzzytransmissionman]

Fuse metals, receive haircut. TF2 logic for you!

[i7zan]

Why failed?!? I'm NEVER trading my vintage Mining Light...

[oortdoug]

¥our stupid! Rickys hair fixative is the best hat in teh whole entire game!

[QwertzTV]

U stoopid fool u have 4 Cameras and u craft THE HELMET FO HEAVY

CRAFT WITH 1 OF THEM CAMERAS U DICK HEAD

[6233791]

@QwertzTV This was probably made before CBs were craftable.

[QwertzTV]

@6233791 Oh :(

[MrAnonymousBanana]

who said that minecraft`s crafting isnt logic?

[SarethZhukov314]

Lol i'll take this as a warning. No crafting hats anymore. I'll just trade for them.

[TTTmiller]

SAXTON FAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL

[GoodMilks1]

baseball bills is better personally

[Fredmypet]

hatless hats are amazing cause they are so rare, i dont see many people with them and just cause they aren't a big polava of the head doesn't mean that they suck. Ever heard of the saying "less is more?"

[Nyugaboi]

this is why i hate crafting.. losing a lot of refineds for such low value hats. As annoying as it is its part of the game o.o

[TheJackw13]

Hey, those "Hats are pretty cool... I guess...

[DefendedHomestand]

Why didny you craft one of your camera beards? They are shit, and you dont need 5.

[DefendedHomestand]

@DefendedHomestand *didn't*

[MrGuesty22]

@DefendedHomestand dude as you can see this is 2009.... your posting in 2011 PRICES CHANGE.

[DefendedHomestand]

@MrGuesty22 Well it dosent really matter on the price if you have five. It really would not matter what value if after you crafted them you still had three.

[RileyPivot]

I have the Mining Light. I didn't craft it, I just went on TF2 and found it out of nowhere.

[1donbuster]

@bubblesman01 there used to be a glitch in the drop system causing a 1 in 5 chance of a camera beard

[AkselRus]

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[Kinfas]

in my opinion the best hatless is enginner one :D

[dwaynedibbly]

fuck i hate this game, so shallow, bought it played it for like a month and was so fuckign bored of it, wasting 10gigs or so on my hd

[awezumify]

@dwaynedibbly That's only because you don't know how to have fun on it, or you are too stupid to have fun in a game that isn't incredibly realistic.

[dwaynedibbly]

@awezumify thank you for these important psychological insights.

[dwaynedibbly]

actually give me some tips on how to have fun on it as I would be happy to give it another shot. I wanted to like it, really, that is why i was quite frustrated/disappointed that i didnt.

[awezumify]

@dwaynedibbly Have you hear of a heavy picnic? You can get a few heavies bunched up and eating their sandwiches, and listen to the voices, or just enjoy having the sandwich.

You can have some friends and have fun your way, AKA: doing whatever you want such as scout racing, sniper battles, and more. If you're a good spy, you can try going invisible and getting behind a whole team, and backstab them all. It's funny AND fun as hell.

[awezumify]

@dwaynedibbly Wait, you're playing it on PC, correct?

[dwaynedibbly]

@awezumify yes, pc, the only waqy to play, thanks for trying but what you mentioend still doesnt appeal to me :). Think i will stick to strategies...tho havent found a good one in ages. supreme commander is prob one of my all time favs and ground control

[coLazEroCoca91]

give me mine helmet :D

[oblio1bv]

you had a bad day mate xD

[peterdowftw]

Hay guys what happend to tf2? you know that cool game... now it seems like some faggoty hat collecting game

[Tudorgeable]

@peterdowftw true, all normal players can do is use either no new objects in game or disable hats with scripts

[peterdowftw]

@Tudorgeable im old school medic. back when ya had to earn yer gear. and lol im not gonna fanny about with game files to rid my self of hats -.-

[Vasterbostudios]

GIVE ME CAMERA BEARD !!!!! o.0

[Vasterbostudios]

GIVE ME CAMRA BEARD!!!! o.0

[bubblesman01]

why does everybody have like 10 camera beards, i haven't found a single one.

[yeahsayeh]

LOL u crafted a snipers face

[xStashHousex]

You're fucking lucky. I crafted two hats for a fucking baker boy, spent all my weapons for 3 refined, got an extra demoman hat, crafted that with the baker boy and got a camera beard.

4 hats for 1 camera beard.

fucking-

[Jhzx136]

lol who cares

just hats on an fps

[NosAway]

@Jhzx136 Cry baby.

[Jhzx136]

@NosAway u mad

[NosAway]

@Jhzx136 No u :D.

[Jhzx136]

@NosAway uehuehueuheuehu

[TLBNonO]

Vintage Vintage Merryweather = dividing by zero.

[ShadowStar1224]

@TLBNonO Vintage Vintage Tylorean is even cooler because Tylorean rhymes with Delorean.

[fayabraguette]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU

[Chikunnism]

Bow&Arrow + Piss = Piss Gun

Baseball Bat + Metal = Fish

Metal x 3 = Hair

Only in Team Fortress 2

[petzern]

@Chikunnism with pissgun u mean the sydney sleeper?

[theblueorange4177]

@Chikunnism Also, Metal + Sandwich = Steak.

[lollolololo120]

@Chikunnism pssgun=sidneysleeper :D

[Shocksword500]

@Chikunnism You forgot Sandwich + Metal = Candy Bar.

[ninjatroels]

@Chikunnism 2x sandwich=Metal.. omnomnom

[BuddaBob4444]

@Chikunnism Seems legit.

[dypen1]

@Chikunnism You forgot about Chocolate..

2x Chocolate = Metal.

[shirosaki97]

@dypen1 hey chocolate has iron in it XD

[Benno828282]

Mining light rules, my fav engie hat

[yellowspartan77]

It's times like these that I consider the only time I ever crafted three refined together, I got lucky.

Vintage Towering Pillar of Hats.

[onelaststand1]

LMFAO

[MultiHeLiOs]

LOL Metal=Hair

[sargin1]

if it's vintage it's worth 3 ref.

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

MY HAIR! IT IS MADE OF STEEL!

[egormly]

do u hate hats? wtf. hats are epic...ಠ_ಠ

[4petelol]

why not craft all those fucking camera beards?

[m32773277]

Why the hell does noone like hatless things? I mean the engy and soldier with no hats are kinda dumb, but scout and sniper are cool to me...

[Adamskaish]

@m32773277

Because they're called hats, not hair styles.

[m32773277]

@challe1999 whats wrong with that?

[hayabusa117239]

i got a great find i found a old Guadalcanal thing (pyros poncho) within the 2nd week of me playing the game :3 and my friend gave me a free tosslecap through trade when the udate first came out :3 again

[ivanpro2]

HAHAH

[Ivolance]

Hatless sniper is awesome wtf man...

[LutimaM]

@Ivolance yeah, i love the Hatless sniper. Rename it to: Huntsman's Hairgel. I use it. :D

[RoflClassD]

CAMERA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAR­DS

[4Zook44]

You had two hats to loose, and got one worse than either of the others.

[chrisdelvalleisgreat]

lmao u crafted a non-hat, unlucky :P

[KillerFinland]

Got a Familiar fez on my first hat crafting attempt :)

[SilentxAssassinx09]

@KillerFinland you lucky son of a bitch!

[iszalgocomin]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA ;D

[andrewyiking]

lol, i use that sniper hat (not really a hat) to piss every off when i kill them :DD

[Shadowpoper]

4 beards?! You are fucking crazy!

[Shadow78954]

so 1+1+1=0?

[wwwNSSMde]

vintage is it a win!

[BillzhereImeanpillz]

since i have a crafting fetish i crafted abunch of hats and in the end..i got that fag

[superfirren]

that shit is awesome

[sna1perlolftw]

AND U DIDNT CRAFTED THOSE BEARDS???? LOL U FAI SOOOO MUUUCH

[maticfido]

@sna1perlolftw beards werent hats yet

[mixinghoney]

how could diz happen?

[Spiffynator]

wow, 5 camera beards. I am impressed.

[Strindom]

@Spiffynator In case you didnt know they used to drop like pigeon shit on a new mercedes beacuse valve fucked the drop system

[2GameBrothers]

Thats not a fail

[reload95]

why would you craft those 3 hats you dumbass

[Jaddeel]

Some of these fails are TERRIBLE! Many are fails because after the video the hat got recrafted with another. Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative, succes, Texas Slims Dome Shine, fail. And then there's those like stainless pot, who have points of view on all sides: "Not 'soldier-y' enough", "COOOOOOL!", "Doesn't fit my style". Then again, Killer's Kabuto should be removed entirely, but we'll settle for not-obnoxious.

[AssassinSReaPERX]

HAHAHAHAH

[XD844]

go craft that and camerabeard nothing to lose

[Boobr]

Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative not only is worth A LOT (and i mean A LOT), but is also best hat when it comes to battle tactics and all that shit, which is important for Snipa.

[portalify]

you tried and failed misrebly the lesson is never try :>)

[wwwNSSMde]

deine mudda!

[BoBoPatJiggler]

NEW ITEM CRAFTED!

A...severed head!

[SpadaBelformaOficial]

HOLY DOOLEY!

[Ramiel4]

Funny thing happens in trade fortress nowadays. A vintage bald hat goes for about 3 vintage hats to a collector since they're so rare.You know, cause everyone crafted them.

[Dumbodog4]

ill give you my mining helmet and you can recraft it

[MightyMongoosecola]

why not craft the other 4 extra camera beards

[Rotneybot]

Wow, crafting in TF2 really helps your character alot! :D

[Soyawannabeamasta]

DAMMIT!! I would have traded my Vintage Merryweather for that hatless snoipah. I'm serious.

[MrUltimate9000]

It makes sense because a hatless sniper and a football helmet equals a mining hat, right? :D

[malisa71]

if you hate your "mining light" than trade me :)

[klemenator]

craft does camera beard XD youl get something probably

[Metaloverlord3298]

@klemenator This was back when camera beards werent considered hats, so you couldnt smelt them

[klemenator]

@Metaloverlord3298 that probably suckt

[AdrianProtamax]

lol, I want to try how about pyro use sniper head... I want that head :(

[Archon762]

craft all those cam beards cause theyre fucking STUPID!

[101TwoFace]

even if its a crappy hat shouldnt you care you got a hat at least

[BastardDouche]

that thing is rare now.

like.. VERY RARE.

only if it's vintage. :P

[CrowbarO2]

i wish i had a mining light...

[wwwNSSMde]

not even one hat!

[Inahewoof]

omg why craft a batter's helmet :O