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  • Actually shows you how good of a friend Doug is, that he'd put his body on the line to help his friend's kid.

    "Captain neck fat" LMMFAO!

  • ham and swiss doobie hahahaha

  • wow, Carrie is so daaaaimm meeaann in this part! Geez, she always push Doug to "support her", look at how supportive she is here!

  • wow, Carrie is so daaaaimm meeaann in this part! Geez, she always push Doug to "support her", look at how supportive she is here!

  • Lol. He actually ends up getting one of those scooters towards the end of season 9...

  • Wow...that picture of the old Doug was soo hot....he looked fantastic.

  • "quote from show that I think will get a lot of thumbs up"

  • whatyasay we go build ourselves a better Doug? ROFLMAO

  • "I dont need to be baraded....I don't need to find my center.... I don't need to learn the navaho way...."

  • ''Captain Neck fat'' LOOOOOOOL

  • loves raymond

  • when he spotted the picture, was like in everybody

  • lol that picture must be photoshopped

  • @nitricdx Kevin James was once a fitness instructor. He was actually well built back in the day. But even today he not your regular fat dude. Hes actually quite active and strong. A normal fat guy wont be able to jump like that when he was playing football.

  • "Captain Neckfat!" haha :) Carrie is can be so BRU-TAL! ;)

  • When Danny sed autheritis, Doug shud have sed, he's in the basment

  • i actually thoughgt carrie would be happy and proud of doug tryna help kirbe and getting exercise too

  • dude is that really doug in the pic from the 80s?

  • "What are we doin' heah"

  • Doug should play engage Super League

  • Damn! I want me some 80s Doug!

  • "you just want to de-gay your son" LOOOL

  • "What about all the other stuff, so I didn't run a 4.8 in the 40 yard dash" - Doug

    "No no, you ran a 4.8.... in the 29 yard dash" - Danny

    Loooooool

  • "slightly less fat asmatic cousin" one of my fav lines in any sitcom

  • i like it when danny says " I CAN NOT WORK LIKE THIS" ahahaha

  • lol. i would actually eat that ham rolled thing. haha he dips it in mayo.

  • What's up with Danny's t-shirt?

  • I.. MO-TI-VA-TED! lol...Danny's hilarious

  • Why the hell doesn't Carrie let him do anything? It's like all he's allowed to do is just sit at home with her.

  • @jolie1887 Oh come on. Carrie lets Doug do plenty. She just doesn't want him to do dangerous things. Carrie may be a bitch sometimes, but she is, sometimes, also sensible.

    If Doug were single, then shit, he could do whatever he wants.

  • @jolie1887 guy didnt even wanna go to the supermarket with her, lookin at the tv he told deacon he had a lotta stuff goin on round the house while hes layin on his side all day...but he, the fattest guy in queens, is goin semi-pro?! i can def see her issues with that. she loves him. as she said 'rather fat than dead'. AND lets face it! all the burden, everythin surroundin dougs life is built by carrie. thanks to her they have warm water, food at home and he is wearin clean underwear.

  • ROFLMFAO @ "CAPTAIN NECK-FAT!"

    damn, that's messed up...

  • damn doug lookED good

  • doug could lose weight if he played football more. even if it's just with little kids

  • wow doug was really in good shape back them

  • i gotta be honest with ya i dont think you can bench 200 LOL

  • loool, how did Doug look that athletic when it's said that he always had been a big guy?

  • "You're looking at me right now like I'm two meals away from needing one of those little scooters.' Ironically, in the last season, Dough WOULD use one of those scooters. lol.

  • I'm horny just looking at the guy!

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  • MO-TI-VA-TORS...... lol

    One of the best episodes ever.... LMAO....

    "I dont need to be berated, I don't need to find my centre... i don't need to learn the navajo way".... LMAO

    And Danny's legs in those shorts.... classic... lol....

  • so fucking funny hahahahhaha

  • I gagged when Doug dipped his ham into the mayo lol. Who does that?

  • @kramnrublaw - normal people who eat ham sandwiches - dumb ass

  • yoour less fat asthmatic cuzn. LOLOL freaking OWNED!!

  • 80s Doug looks like Rob Thomas

  • i was MO-TI-VA-TING!! LOL

  • never seen carrie hit a black man, LOL

  • I really don't want to watch this show but I am stuck on it,I can't wait until it is over,good thing the show cancelled...I didn't hope for it but I don't want to watch this show because it is for couples not single men.

  • oh. it's not 300lbs. XD

  • so....300 is average? damn. ill be there in about.....5 years maybe? :'(

  • never seen carrie hit a black man =P

  • surprised carrie didn't break her back at 6:08

  • lol... meany

  • The number of rips Carrie takes on Doug is monumental!

  • the danny system hahaha!

  • 5:42 thats a real picture from him no?? when yes daaaamn he was really normal thin!

  • I guess its true that white and black people dont see eye to eye when it comes to "Mayonnaise"... because @ 8:47 - :50 I gagged... for real. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • well im white and i find that nasty too.

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  • "I like you better when you can peel an orange without breaking a sweat!"

    LMAO! Damn, Carrie can do a good one liner!

  • 5:45 lol i paused it an cant stop laughin

  • "You can't just say no, I'll do what I want! ... I just need you to sign this"

    HAHAHA

  • lmfao 8:26 thats fucking halarious...

  • you're looking at me right like i'm two meals away from needing one of those little scooters

    i admit it i liked you better when you could peel an orange without breaking a sweat.

    lawd this is funny

  • It's funny because in one of the later series he actually gets a scooter and uses it to travel around the house haha

  • danny is funny in this episode

  • Yeah he was hilarious in this episode. Makes me wish he had gotten a little more airtime in some of the scripts because he definitely had some moments

  • I like this show but sometimes when Carrie does not support doug I dont she tells him 2 get off his fat lazy but and when he does she still dont like it this may be a show and it may be funny but there r real couples like that even worse when the woman r doing the hitting

  • Carrie's not as supportive as Doug is in my opinion.

  • actually she is... she's worried about his health...

  • "...AND there were a couple 9 year olds there."

  • 6:07 - CALLED IT! haha

  • rolling a ham swiss "doobie"...

    lmfao.

  • "Captain NeckFat" LMAO

  • doug deff smokes weed..look how hes rollen da ham and swiss "dubie" at 8:18

  • Hey Doug .. Divorce and find a less bitchy woman. You go man!

  • î wonder what i press maybe 100^^

  • I love when carie look at the pictures of doug on the fridge

  • Can I bench press a full grown deer? Sure. But it's about the kids.

    Thanks for the upload guy

  • "im horny just lookin at the guy" lmaoo... i love when they come up with random humor like that.

  • " I'll do what I want...I just need you to sign this" - so funny! best show ever!!!

  • the fat remarks are great in this episode :p

    captain fatneck :D

  • why do they keep saying guy? is that a normal way of speech?

  • "guy" is another slang for "man" or "bro" in the east coast... typically the new york and new jersey area guys say it.

  • was that really him in high school ?

  • yes i believe so

  • 5:43 made me laugh muchly

  • "lets go lift it! you worthless sack of..." hahaha

    3:46

  • when he and carry fell back on the sofa....damn that scared me lmao he couldve broken her legs!!!!! xD jees

  • Does Kirby know you're 36 years old and have a heart flutter?

  • "i,ll do what i want, - i just need you to sign this

  • man doug was hot if that really was him.

  • i think it was

  • Yeah  really. : )

  • haha captain neckfat :D

  • The wife is VICIOUSE, she kills him with the fat thing

  • Is that really a picture of him, I can't believe he used to be in shape.

  • lol at 5:50-6:00, i love how this show does that

  • Danny's hardly fat.

  • @jeffeastwood15 Yeah....he's kind of fat, actually. Not obese, but fat just the same.

  • Thanks for posting

  • 'ohh now i feel much better - y didnt u tell me ur slightly less fat asthmatic cousin is gonna train u?'

    lmfao! =]

  • i love that part! lol

  • "Captain Neckfat." That's a scream.

  • i started to crack for 10 minutes...too funny lol

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