@nitricdx Kevin James was once a fitness instructor. He was actually well built back in the day. But even today he not your regular fat dude. Hes actually quite active and strong. A normal fat guy wont be able to jump like that when he was playing football.
@jolie1887 Oh come on. Carrie lets Doug do plenty. She just doesn't want him to do dangerous things. Carrie may be a bitch sometimes, but she is, sometimes, also sensible.
If Doug were single, then shit, he could do whatever he wants.
@jolie1887 guy didnt even wanna go to the supermarket with her, lookin at the tv he told deacon he had a lotta stuff goin on round the house while hes layin on his side all day...but he, the fattest guy in queens, is goin semi-pro?! i can def see her issues with that. she loves him. as she said 'rather fat than dead'. AND lets face it! all the burden, everythin surroundin dougs life is built by carrie. thanks to her they have warm water, food at home and he is wearin clean underwear.
"You're looking at me right now like I'm two meals away from needing one of those little scooters.' Ironically, in the last season, Dough WOULD use one of those scooters. lol.
I really don't want to watch this show but I am stuck on it,I can't wait until it is over,good thing the show cancelled...I didn't hope for it but I don't want to watch this show because it is for couples not single men.
I guess its true that white and black people dont see eye to eye when it comes to "Mayonnaise"... because @ 8:47 - :50 I gagged... for real. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah he was hilarious in this episode. Makes me wish he had gotten a little more airtime in some of the scripts because he definitely had some moments
I like this show but sometimes when Carrie does not support doug I dont she tells him 2 get off his fat lazy but and when he does she still dont like it this may be a show and it may be funny but there r real couples like that even worse when the woman r doing the hitting
Actually shows you how good of a friend Doug is, that he'd put his body on the line to help his friend's kid.
"Captain neck fat" LMMFAO!
GialloHorror 1 month ago
ham and swiss doobie hahahaha
surfbum482 3 months ago
wow, Carrie is so daaaaimm meeaann in this part! Geez, she always push Doug to "support her", look at how supportive she is here!
Strategos300 5 months ago
wow, Carrie is so daaaaimm meeaann in this part! Geez, she always push Doug to "support her", look at how supportive she is here!
Strategos300 5 months ago
Lol. He actually ends up getting one of those scooters towards the end of season 9...
HowToBeBoss 5 months ago
Wow...that picture of the old Doug was soo hot....he looked fantastic.
rassledassle82 5 months ago
"quote from show that I think will get a lot of thumbs up"
kpad42o 6 months ago
whatyasay we go build ourselves a better Doug? ROFLMAO
p90hartley 7 months ago
"I dont need to be baraded....I don't need to find my center.... I don't need to learn the navaho way...."
chesko697 8 months ago
''Captain Neck fat'' LOOOOOOOL
skeenyboi 8 months ago
loves raymond
JDeSilvasLegacy 9 months ago
when he spotted the picture, was like in everybody
JDeSilvasLegacy 9 months ago
lol that picture must be photoshopped
nitricdx 9 months ago
@nitricdx Kevin James was once a fitness instructor. He was actually well built back in the day. But even today he not your regular fat dude. Hes actually quite active and strong. A normal fat guy wont be able to jump like that when he was playing football.
TheTrueDimension 9 months ago
"Captain Neckfat!" haha :) Carrie is can be so BRU-TAL! ;)
NewDay923 10 months ago
When Danny sed autheritis, Doug shud have sed, he's in the basment
MediaHallofFame 10 months ago
i actually thoughgt carrie would be happy and proud of doug tryna help kirbe and getting exercise too
SW33TI316 11 months ago
dude is that really doug in the pic from the 80s?
ismokeot420420 11 months ago
"What are we doin' heah"
JohnnyStorm2007 11 months ago
Doug should play engage Super League
OhYeahOhYeahBaby 1 year ago
Damn! I want me some 80s Doug!
callixandrus 1 year ago
"you just want to de-gay your son" LOOOL
NewDay923 1 year ago
"What about all the other stuff, so I didn't run a 4.8 in the 40 yard dash" - Doug
"No no, you ran a 4.8.... in the 29 yard dash" - Danny
Loooooool
deejay9412 1 year ago
"slightly less fat asmatic cousin" one of my fav lines in any sitcom
Brodie73m 1 year ago
i like it when danny says " I CAN NOT WORK LIKE THIS" ahahaha
hewantsthebeachball 1 year ago
lol. i would actually eat that ham rolled thing. haha he dips it in mayo.
devinerhythms 1 year ago
What's up with Danny's t-shirt?
SaintsCanada 1 year ago
I.. MO-TI-VA-TED! lol...Danny's hilarious
wanderlust2008 1 year ago
Why the hell doesn't Carrie let him do anything? It's like all he's allowed to do is just sit at home with her.
jolie1887 1 year ago
@jolie1887 Oh come on. Carrie lets Doug do plenty. She just doesn't want him to do dangerous things. Carrie may be a bitch sometimes, but she is, sometimes, also sensible.
If Doug were single, then shit, he could do whatever he wants.
g1a1r1y3 1 year ago
@jolie1887 guy didnt even wanna go to the supermarket with her, lookin at the tv he told deacon he had a lotta stuff goin on round the house while hes layin on his side all day...but he, the fattest guy in queens, is goin semi-pro?! i can def see her issues with that. she loves him. as she said 'rather fat than dead'. AND lets face it! all the burden, everythin surroundin dougs life is built by carrie. thanks to her they have warm water, food at home and he is wearin clean underwear.
projektbrot 1 year ago
ROFLMFAO @ "CAPTAIN NECK-FAT!"
damn, that's messed up...
ThisLittleBlackBook 1 year ago
damn doug lookED good
chelseamae23 1 year ago
doug could lose weight if he played football more. even if it's just with little kids
BrightEyedBurglar 1 year ago
wow doug was really in good shape back them
kedharf1 1 year ago
i gotta be honest with ya i dont think you can bench 200 LOL
KGCeltics08 1 year ago
loool, how did Doug look that athletic when it's said that he always had been a big guy?
rachel20587 1 year ago
"You're looking at me right now like I'm two meals away from needing one of those little scooters.' Ironically, in the last season, Dough WOULD use one of those scooters. lol.
votumseparatum1 1 year ago
I'm horny just looking at the guy!
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valsal1000 1 year ago
MO-TI-VA-TORS...... lol
One of the best episodes ever.... LMAO....
"I dont need to be berated, I don't need to find my centre... i don't need to learn the navajo way".... LMAO
And Danny's legs in those shorts.... classic... lol....
valsal1000 1 year ago
so fucking funny hahahahhaha
Novinte 1 year ago
I gagged when Doug dipped his ham into the mayo lol. Who does that?
kramnrublaw 1 year ago
@kramnrublaw - normal people who eat ham sandwiches - dumb ass
troll9555 1 year ago
yoour less fat asthmatic cuzn. LOLOL freaking OWNED!!
biohazardstrategist 2 years ago
80s Doug looks like Rob Thomas
strawberries404 2 years ago
i was MO-TI-VA-TING!! LOL
litechix21 2 years ago
never seen carrie hit a black man, LOL
biohazardstrategist 2 years ago
I really don't want to watch this show but I am stuck on it,I can't wait until it is over,good thing the show cancelled...I didn't hope for it but I don't want to watch this show because it is for couples not single men.
BrainhasPain 2 years ago
oh. it's not 300lbs. XD
FrankiEmo92 2 years ago
so....300 is average? damn. ill be there in about.....5 years maybe? :'(
FrankiEmo92 2 years ago
never seen carrie hit a black man =P
BetterBillieveIt 2 years ago
surprised carrie didn't break her back at 6:08
stretch90 2 years ago
lol... meany
babyapple930 2 years ago
The number of rips Carrie takes on Doug is monumental!
zandro1203 2 years ago
the danny system hahaha!
misfitsg17 2 years ago
5:42 thats a real picture from him no?? when yes daaaamn he was really normal thin!
xoxFashiionxox 2 years ago
I guess its true that white and black people dont see eye to eye when it comes to "Mayonnaise"... because @ 8:47 - :50 I gagged... for real. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heir2throneofzamunda 2 years ago
well im white and i find that nasty too.
PapaLeGrand 2 years ago
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heir2throneofzamunda 2 years ago
"I like you better when you can peel an orange without breaking a sweat!"
LMAO! Damn, Carrie can do a good one liner!
GorgeousMonty 2 years ago
5:45 lol i paused it an cant stop laughin
roberts9tr9 2 years ago
"You can't just say no, I'll do what I want! ... I just need you to sign this"
HAHAHA
Richie2k6 2 years ago
lmfao 8:26 thats fucking halarious...
DaNgiTsJosH 2 years ago
you're looking at me right like i'm two meals away from needing one of those little scooters
i admit it i liked you better when you could peel an orange without breaking a sweat.
lawd this is funny
PumpkinIceCream 2 years ago
It's funny because in one of the later series he actually gets a scooter and uses it to travel around the house haha
greghoon 2 years ago
danny is funny in this episode
PumpkinIceCream 2 years ago
Yeah he was hilarious in this episode. Makes me wish he had gotten a little more airtime in some of the scripts because he definitely had some moments
heir2throneofzamunda 2 years ago
I like this show but sometimes when Carrie does not support doug I dont she tells him 2 get off his fat lazy but and when he does she still dont like it this may be a show and it may be funny but there r real couples like that even worse when the woman r doing the hitting
bebaylamas07 2 years ago
Carrie's not as supportive as Doug is in my opinion.
GlaedrEldunari 2 years ago
actually she is... she's worried about his health...
KENZeichen 2 years ago
"...AND there were a couple 9 year olds there."
heir2throneofzamunda 2 years ago
6:07 - CALLED IT! haha
LifeLoveArt 2 years ago
rolling a ham swiss "doobie"...
lmfao.
mistanoky 2 years ago
"Captain NeckFat" LMAO
JREAL908 2 years ago
doug deff smokes weed..look how hes rollen da ham and swiss "dubie" at 8:18
sexxbumbb 2 years ago
Hey Doug .. Divorce and find a less bitchy woman. You go man!
BounceDK2 2 years ago
î wonder what i press maybe 100^^
Mongodelight 2 years ago
I love when carie look at the pictures of doug on the fridge
NicoNicoSmiles 2 years ago
Can I bench press a full grown deer? Sure. But it's about the kids.
Thanks for the upload guy
zandro1203 2 years ago
"im horny just lookin at the guy" lmaoo... i love when they come up with random humor like that.
GstateBALLER925 2 years ago
" I'll do what I want...I just need you to sign this" - so funny! best show ever!!!
sina193 2 years ago
the fat remarks are great in this episode :p
captain fatneck :D
dumpel 2 years ago
why do they keep saying guy? is that a normal way of speech?
TommyVercetty2008 2 years ago
"guy" is another slang for "man" or "bro" in the east coast... typically the new york and new jersey area guys say it.
GstateBALLER925 2 years ago
was that really him in high school ?
johnnyman100 2 years ago
yes i believe so
TommyVercetty2008 2 years ago
5:43 made me laugh muchly
Moundfreek 2 years ago
"lets go lift it! you worthless sack of..." hahaha
3:46
BOREDproductions00 2 years ago
when he and carry fell back on the sofa....damn that scared me lmao he couldve broken her legs!!!!! xD jees
projektbrot 2 years ago
Does Kirby know you're 36 years old and have a heart flutter?
paige50000 2 years ago
"i,ll do what i want, - i just need you to sign this
snellsman 2 years ago
man doug was hot if that really was him.
xsuki000 2 years ago
i think it was
TommyVercetty2008 2 years ago
Yeah really. : )
GearRocks 1 year ago
haha captain neckfat :D
junkie4music00 2 years ago
The wife is VICIOUSE, she kills him with the fat thing
theray2006 2 years ago
Is that really a picture of him, I can't believe he used to be in shape.
sinder83 3 years ago
lol at 5:50-6:00, i love how this show does that
NighttimeVulture 3 years ago
Danny's hardly fat.
jeffeastwood15 3 years ago
@jeffeastwood15 Yeah....he's kind of fat, actually. Not obese, but fat just the same.
rassledassle82 5 months ago
Thanks for posting
jdfodio 3 years ago
'ohh now i feel much better - y didnt u tell me ur slightly less fat asthmatic cousin is gonna train u?'
lmfao! =]
ladamaperfecta7 3 years ago
i love that part! lol
paligirl240 3 years ago
"Captain Neckfat." That's a scream.
StumptownBoy 3 years ago
i started to crack for 10 minutes...too funny lol
nimalnemo 3 years ago