The Hidden Secrets of The Illuminati according to Catzmagick

[flowerofgaia]

this made me laugh :D thanks brotha

[isdfgbsdf]

stupid asshole.



[2012Aragorn]

I dont even trust Tom Thumb anymore...he had his thumb in a pie or two...

[YourOasis97]

Hahahaha. I want to learn how to apparate like Harry Potter and get his invisibility cloak. ;) that'll stop them.

[covellz]

Great unique approach my friend.

[ScriptWorker]

Hysterical.... 10/10 for humour. Thanks for the lighter side;-)

[TheElCabronsito]

The illuminatti stole my hair, follicle by follicle, over years, they will stop at nothing to keep me from having Emo hair. They are light blocking eff heads. That I love. I freaking guess. Because Rysa and Magenta said, that is the only reason, otherwise I would kick the living crap out of them. I liked that hair.

[YourOasis97]

@TheElCabronsito LOL

[MrDSmooth56]

The invention of the HIV to destroy Africans,TriLateralCommision,R­ockefeller,evil serpents,Rothschilds along with the chosen Cecil Rhodes raped and ravaged Africa for the diamonds they stole basically, paying destitute Africans little to nothing for back breaking work so that Britain could place value on a mineral that none of those Africans can even afford to wear on their fingers.

[funkymusicluvr]

THIS IS AN ILLUMINATI VIDEO!!! MY SOOOUUULLL IS IN JEOPARDY BY WATCHING!

[the26thhour]

I've been following this topic & the concepts of the realms which rest above this Illuminati & their not so great lords, consciously for 20yrs.

As such I have noted the contradictions of misinformation & the connections & its great to hear someone finally take the piss out them 8)

Really enjoyed it thanks.

[AlterEgoTrip]

:D LOL!

[1978kiss]

turn off your tv. avoid pop culture and any social trends including myspace, twitter, facebook.

[cartex12]

lol all hate the illuminati, in a loving way. its a real and hilarious paradox.

[3AtomicJabez8]

LMAO!!!!

[ShellShare]

Had to LOL ~ the true SHIELD of LOVE

[xxxplicitrecordz]

This is some funny s***..... pity its not such a laughing matter in reality tho :(

[MagentaMagikRadio]

that's true but to laugh with joy and not allow fear to penetrate takes away the power from these elite groups. Not to say we must ignore what is going on - always stay informed, these people are indeed no laughing matter - but do not allow what you know & learn to affect your lightness of heart & spirit. These groups are losing their grip on control the more & more 'we' wake up & stand within our own sovreignty. We shall be set free and they shall fall, it is written - peace :)

[xxxplicitrecordz]

Actually I totally agree, it is good to be able to laugh about this kind of stuff instead of letting it get to us.. its perhaps the best attitude to have at this time, one of light-heartedness and not letting these things trouble us too much.

I thought for a moment you were one of these 'its all a big joke/conspiracy theory and there is nothing really bad going on' type of people but having seen your perspective and where you're coming from, I respect what you're doing. Good stuff man!!

[MagentaMagikRadio]

I understand where you are coming from totally. It is a shame that there are many people who do dismiss the illuminati elite groups as one huge joke - and then you have another bunch that believe as long as you don't give these groups any thought & just send love & light all will be fine - this is just as unbalanced. The way forward is to know exactly how sinister & controlling these groups are & to not dismiss them lightly & then to realise how powerful WE are collectively.

[MagentaMagikRadio]

The illuminati's day is done, they know it & are making mistakes. Each new attempt to control us be it swine flu, the economy or wars is failing. It's all backfiring on them & will continue to do so as long as WE stand united & strong. Very exciting times coming in the next couple of years - humour like Catzmagicks is needed & fun & light - but that doesn't take away the knowledge that we have & recognising the serious issues at hand. Thanks for your great comments :)

[comtessehollandaise]

Thanks for illuminating us.

Where do I sign up to join the Blower Shower Society? Or is that a secret? ;-)

[mrkurt13]

this is awesome

[TheElCabronsito]

14 Dec 2012

from - The Umbrellas Ascended Union

to: Omeegah, Guide-O-Lawyer

re: Use of Term "Umbrella" as a term that includes the Evil Ones Who Got Away With It vis a vis closeness in 3-d time, as you understand it, to the Ascenscion Spiral Bidu-Point Orgasm Point of Oneness.

Stop putting us nice ascendy umbrella folk into the same category as the Illuminaughties. We will stop catching rain in unison should you not comply. who has the power now, humie!?! UMBRELLAVERSE!

[TheElCabronsito]

NEW NAME!

13 Dec 2012

from:

The IllumiGoodies Loose Conglomeration of Nine former DarkWorkers

Hello! or is it HEAVENoh! ha ha! We have jokes now, we FORMER darkworker slaughter of people for cash! ha ha , its FUNNY now that we all forgave and forgot and made impossible for prosecution of former crimes! ha ha ha!

Its good to be the Kings! There are Nine of us, and we are the IllumiGoodies Loose Conglomoration of Former DarkWorkers. Amen.

[TheElCabronsito]

Injunction Order

from: The Illuminaughties Corporation

to: Omeeegah, Lawyer Guide to Catzmagik

Dec 12, 2012

PLEASE stop using our names in vain, or in this vein, or while you are being vain. We are all ascendy now, too! Look, we stopped the warmongering and stuff! We saw the light and made plowshares out of our swords, and nuclear reactors our of our atomic bombs! Really!

If you do not desist, we will be forced to send you further, more tersely worded injuctions and such.

[NGM586]

what is this bullshit, stop blowing stuff out of proportion. Go and spread some real truth around instead of currupting the feeble body of knowledge there already is for all to access.

Baker an Illuminati? You must be kidding.

Also, you must elaborate a bit more when it comes to trying to convince people of your ideas such as participating in the Illuminati collective "unconsciously".

And the "chant" of yours. Absolutely ridiculous as well.

[catzmagick]

My friend, I AM kidding - that is why this video is placed in the category of "Comedy". Blessings to you :)

[MagentaPixie2012]

LOL hilarious! This comment is even funnier than the video Catzmagick! I edited this video and nearly put "comedy" in brackets after the title just in case someone out there actually took this seriously, but then I decided not to because I didn't believe such a person existed!! LOL was I wrong? Must be your amazing acting catz unless of course NGM586 is having a laugh? Baker an illuminati - you must be kidding? It's the bread they bake that does it - creates mind control fairy dust in the dough!

[theiceman74]

@NGM586 lol are u a baker?

[ametrine7]

OOOOO! Thank you Catzmagick! I Looooove your Wisdom! Bless you!

[maintoc]

This was really good. :) I needed a grin & chuckle & this vid provided it.  Illuminati Sith Lords & Blower-Showers. :p

[sweetloveelmo]

I love you Catzmagick. Blowershower I have become!

Soon I will receive my very first lasergun and teleportation device. I'll be like

Dr. Who.

So cool!