So Embarrassed !!

[spydog97]

wait....I can't get past the fact you said you have a grandson! Growl, you cougar! Just recently discovered you, and you SO make me laugh...something I'm in desperate need of! Thanks for that! I'm in Texas...dunno how you deal with that cold...but then again, you'd have the same problem dealing with the heat here during summer. Women use TOO MUCH TOLIET PAPER!!!  I can make a 4 roller pack last a couple of months when there isn't a lady in the house, but wouldn't buy any with brown streaks!

[dustyjane]

"...rushed out of her home where she had had a bad episode..."

You are so funny the way you tell a story. Thanks for the laughs!

[fehquig]

LOL Chocolate somehow always disappears before it finds its way into my pockets... I wonder why.

[htich]

This was really funny...wish I was with you when that happened, I would have been in hysterics.

[bugsinrug]

bwhahahaaaaaaaa! You would have laughed so hard. love ya!

[patchcords]

This has to be the funniest story on YouTube !!!!

What did Uncle Rick say?

[bugsinrug]

He laughed at me and then he said I should have...ummm...nevermind .. hee hee....You know your Uncle Rick!! thanks & hugs!! :-)

[mom2axa]

OMG! I am wiping the tears away! I haven't laughed this hard in ages! So sorry but SO FUNNY! Thanks for "sharing". teehee

[bugsinrug]

ha ha haaa! Thanks so much. Merry Christmas!

[AmethystButterflyGrl]

Awe poor you! I would have been mortified too! I'm so sorry and I hope your husband is feeling better.

Ohhh I remember that Buckley's mixture...BLEH is right!

Your dog looks a lot like my Bella!

Lori :)

[bugsinrug]

Yes, Meeka and Bella look quite similar. Thanks for watching & Merry Christmas!

[AmethystButterflyGrl]

Merry Christmas to you too! :)

[chrussypooh23]

oh no 8(

ROFL :)

[bugsinrug]

oh yes! :-0

Hugs!

[Julsinmaine101]

Oh Chris~

that sounds like my luck!I hope your honey feels better soon:)Merry Christmas!

[bugsinrug]

Merry Christmas to you as well Juls!!

[shaylaphai]

OMG!!! That is a riot! LMAO

[bugsinrug]

Thanks! :-D

[nancyleeould]

Ahahahaaa!! I think the sales girl would have been sick to her stomach right there had you licked your fingers. Why do these things happen to us??

Love ya, Teed

[bugsinrug]

ha ha haaaa! I dunno Teed. Embarrassing episodes seem to be our lifelong plight. :-)

Love Ya!

[patchcords]

ROFL !!! Oh Aunti Chris that has to be the funniest story I've ever heard from you, I'm laughing so hard I think my ribs are going to snap !!!

[bugsinrug]

oh, sure, go ahead and laugh at your old Auntie Chris! bwhahahaaaa! You should have been there Chris! Love your vid response. Hugs!

[PappyStu]

Never go to stickam anymore...

Too busy making stupid vids I guess...

You are a good little consummer he he he

cyberhugs

[bugsinrug]

Thankyou Pappy & Hugs!

[lolaknows]

Oh no! I would have been like IT'S CHOCOLATE, IT'S CHOCOLATE!!!

[bugsinrug]

bwhahahaaaaa! Merry Christmas Tammy!

[dl737]

Hysterical story Chris - told very well - still laughing - lol.

[bugsinrug]

Thanks Danny & Hugs!

[yeuxlumineuxNtx]

Bwhahahahahahaha I laughed so hard I spit on the screen Chris :))) First thought that came to mind was "oh shite" (pun intended he he) but as usual you handled the situation with style and grace. Hmmmm wondering if "PoopyFingers" might be a catchy new channel name...my bad he he xoxoxoxoxox

[bugsinrug]

ROFL !!! Oh, Shelly, if you had been with me!! Hugs!!

[liz1060]

Great deal on toilet paper, Chris! Ghastly story -- I wouldn't want to go back to that store, either!

[bugsinrug]

Yes, it was a great deal...that was the only thing great about my shopping experience!

:-) Hugs!

[StephStance]

oh my that girl thought for sure you were in NEED of a fast wipe!!!!

lol Chris!

[bugsinrug]

...amen to a fast wipe! (((Steph)))

[Ranblv]

That is helluva story Chris :-)

Next time take white chocolate that would truly kill her :-)

[bugsinrug]

Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa! Good idea Ran! Hugs!

[GramsandPapi]

Now that's a story for the ages!!! LOL!!! Thanks, Grams

[bugsinrug]

Thanks Grams & Hugs! :-)

[bugsinrug]

You said it! Hugs!

[bugsinrug]

ha hahaaaaaa! Thanks James!

[EmCSpiteri]

You never eat those sweets again neither :))

[bugsinrug]

I keep walking past the candy dish here frowning at them! Thanks!

[EmCSpiteri]

That'll teach them lol,

[LeSaMilano]

LOL you could have offered her a square of TP - you had plenty to spare! hahaha

hopefully she has been transferred to another store so you won't have to dread being in her line again! hahaha

[bugsinrug]

I should have come right out and asked her what she thought the ugly stuff on my hands might be! lol. Hugs!

[mysteryglo]

OMG Chris! That is sooooo funny! I agree with Tam, you should have licked your fingers.. LOL Of course you didn't know what it was on your hands yet so.. strike the licking.. haha You had a good day today!!  haha

[bugsinrug]

ha ha ha haaa! Thanks Judy! xoxo

[CountryComesToTown]

ROFLMAO That a great story Chris. I dare you to smear some more chocolate on and go back through the line again. Of course we want it on video! Jim

[bugsinrug]

Hello stranger! lol.

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

[TamHickey67]

Chris, I would have loved to have seen that tellers face if you started licking your fingers lol.

[bugsinrug]

Oh gosh! Ha ha haaaaaa! xoxo

[binsk]

OMG Chris that is the funniest thing I have heard in FOREVER! I was laughing HYSTERICALLY from 3 minutes on!!!!!!! OMG! lol

[bugsinrug]

Hi Robin! Thanks..lol. Hugs!

[Brianswers]

Those chocolates are awesome, but yeah one of them melted in my pocket too. All over my cell. lol. not so embarassing though. Yikes for you!

[bugsinrug]

Oh no...hope your cell was alright. At least you didn't hold it to your ear not knowing about the chocolate! :-D

[Brianswers]

Thats true! lol. I did wonder what allt he brown goop on y phoe was though. It was fine but I think there is still chocolate in the nooks and crannies. :)

[rcmoonpie1967]

aw nooo!! xD thats the kinda thing that would happen to me :-D

bless yer heart! hope u dont catch the cold, and hope hubby gets better ☺

[bugsinrug]

Thanks so much! :-)

[nbwulf]

Oh my goodness! Wowsa Chris!!! (=

Hahahaha... much love to ya!

[bugsinrug]

(((Jason))) Hope you and yours have a wonderful Christmas. Don't put any chocolates in your pockets!

[Lethesunshine]

At 3:00 I knew where you were going with this. Well, look at it this way...You just made me pee in my pants!!! So...you're not alone! Heehee!

(((Hugs)))

~Mimi

[bugsinrug]

Ha ha haaaaa! Aww...sorry about that Mimi..at least you weren't in line at a store! :-)

Hugs!

[Ravensinger]

Oh Chris!! I sat and watched this laughing but almost in tears at the same time. You poor thing!!!!! Wow...that is one hell of a story!!! Yea, I don't think I could go in that store again either.

[bugsinrug]

LOL. I know..it's funny..yet embarrassing. Glad I can give a few laughs this harried time of year. Hugs!

[MissTruly]

Just wait six months. They'll probably have a whole new staff in there anyhow.

[bugsinrug]

Ya think? Hope so. Thanks MissTruly. xoxo

[Bean829]

oh joy for a picturesk mind lol

at least you can look back on it now and smile

and make us laugh our butts off telling it

[bugsinrug]

Thanks Jimmy. Hugs! :-D

[Perroquet51]

It shows what a trooper you are to not be feeling well and still entertain us with that funny story, and end it with such a sweet smile :-)

[bugsinrug]

Oh, I don't feel too badly...just my pride. Hugs to you Marc.

[capergirl1976]

LMAO OMG I love ya Chris. Thanks for sharing this with everyone cuz I know for sure all of us have had something similar happen to us. Its what makes us more the same then different. *HUGS* :)

[bugsinrug]

Thanks Alesha. Big hugs & thanks for the lovely card!

[JeepGirl2]

Ha haa haa! That is hilarious!

Oh Chris, I am so sorry that happened to you. But it sure does make for a good story. I hope you feel better soon.

[bugsinrug]

Oh, I'm fine...it's hubby who has the cold. Hey! It's all his fault!! :-)

[LatteSue]

Oh my gosh you have me laughing so hard.

[bugsinrug]

hee hee! Silly me.

[tunisianswife]

OMG Chris. I somehow knew where you were going with this as you gathered up your things. I sat here laughing so hard all the way through I had to blow my nose. I had tears from laughter! this is a story I have to tell my friends. they will get such a kick out of it. of course it won't have the same effect as YOU telling it! thanks for the laugh...not at your expense, of course. I should post a video response of a lil story involving two dogs and chocolate. :)

[bugsinrug]

Oh yes do! Post a vid response to this one. Thanks Susan. Hugs!

[OhCurt]

Okay, I'm laughing. But not AT you, I promise.

:-D

(((Chris)))

Ps. That's a LOT of TP, WOOT!

[bugsinrug]

Love you Curt!!

[Zoltrix67]

hahahaha good one Chris. Love your Stories and I am sure you will go back to that Store LOL. Maybe when the assistant is not on duty LOL

[bugsinrug]

I probably will have to a some point. Thanks Phil. Hugs!

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

OMG!!!!!  We are laughing so hard it hurts.

Gosh Chris, that's so "shitty" that it happenned to you.

[bugsinrug]

bwhahahaaaa! Thanks you two! Hugs!

[randomwritings]

reminds me of the old trick of stuffing choccy bars in the pants of sleeping drunks!

[bugsinrug]

Oh, Brian...you're bad... ha ha haaaaaaa!

[flydarling]

Aw Chris you poor thing. I'd probably have licked my fingers, then the assistant would have fainted LOL. Cheers, Lesley

[bugsinrug]

ha hahaaaaaaaa! Oh Lesley! ha haaaaa! xoox

[Hippiefied1]

bwhahahah told you people would love this!!!! This could only happen to you Chris :)

xoxoxoxo

Lisa~

[bugsinrug]

I would have rather been in Dinosaur Times!

xoxox

[MrsE24179]

I dare you to go back and buy a pack of "Depends"

[bugsinrug]

Bwhahaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!

[deaksterfilms]

عاما جديدا سعيدا مواسم التحيات

[payit4ward]

melted chocolate .... shoulda guessed Chris !!!

Horrible situation ... just horrible : )

I was at a Christmas party last week and washed my hands in my hosts bathroom - but the water came on full speed and splashed all over the front of my trousers : /

When I got back downstairs... they wanted me to stand up in the middle of the room - it was my turn at charades!!!

So embarassing !

Billy......xx

[bugsinrug]

Oh Billy! ha ha haaaa! Hugs!

[Daliwolf]

OMG!!! Bawhahahahaha! *gives you a big hug* Oh you poor thing!!!

[bugsinrug]

Thanks. xoxo :-)

[AeganMontgomery]

Such a thing to have happen. ha ha NOW, but not then. Wearing my white suit some years ago I sat on a mustard/ketchup ladened hot dog...but chocolate I think IS worse. ha ha

Aegan

[bugsinrug]

Oh Aegan...that must have been embarrassing as well! lol. Thanks & Hugs!

[imperceptibleme]

LOL so funny. Knowing me I would have stuck my brown hand up to my nose to smell!! What in the world have I gotten into!! hehe. Yeah I can see why you wouldn't go back into there. Hugs Chris. You had me giggling!

[bugsinrug]

Oh, for a moment ..yes, I was tempted to sniff..but oh the shame of it all! LOL. Hugs!

[OriginalOrangeeyes]

HAHAHA oh my that is really embarrassing! I find those chocolates specifically melt really easy too.

[bugsinrug]

Yes, they do. But better melting in your mouth than in your coat pocket! :-)

[Serramist]

I can imagine how embarrassed you must have been. I can't say I blame you for not wanting to go in that store again

[bugsinrug]

It was terrible Sierra...and my hubby just laughed and laughed. Hugs!

[DawndeeDALLAS]

Oh my...yeah I would not go back in that store again...hehe

[bugsinrug]

I know! LOL. Thanks & Hugs!

[audionautix]

Thanks for the chocolate warning!!

[bugsinrug]

ROFL !!  Hugs...with clean as a whistle hands. :-)

[wildwyckedknight]

I knew you would end this with, "I will never go into that store again". I'm sure she will forget....in time.

(((Hugs))),

~John~

[bugsinrug]

At least it wasn't a male store clerk! I think that would have been twice as embarrassing! Hugs!

[GoretexRobo]

LOL thats so gross!lol classic.spreading your holiday rear i ment cheer.lol bless yur heart.too funny.

[bugsinrug]

Hee hee.. thanks Bryan! Hugs!

[mshockey73]

I love to hear your stories. Oh my gosh that must have been so embarassing.

P.S. Yesterday I was at the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry. In the main hall they have displayed christmas trees from around the world. I thought about you as I passed by the Canadian tree. It was so beautiful! Merry Christmas to you and your family.

[bugsinrug]

Aww...how nice that you would think of me! Thankyou, and warms wishes to you and yours as well. Hugs!

[nek1555]

Hahaha, the cash register lady probably cleaned her counter with Lysol after you left the store! $3.99 for all that TP, wow!

[bugsinrug]

Yes..great deal eh?!! I was sooo embarrassed.

Hugs!!

[LonePrairieCowboy]

Funny! If it was me I would have been looking for whatever had caused it right there at the counter so I'd know what the stuff was. I love your dog in the background, so cool! Hey Chris, is Blue your Favorite Color? LOL! I love kidding ya!

Good Story Chris,

Hugs Back at Ya!

James.

[bugsinrug]

Thanks James! Hugs!

[timido66]

ROFL LMAO OMG I think I hurt my side from laughing. Brilliant. Uh, I mean, that was terrible for you.

[bugsinrug]

(((Van)))  LOL!!

[thizizliz]

ROFLOL! Oh Chris! No way you will ever want to go back to that store again! Oh my goodness, my face is getting hot just thinking about how it would feel to be in that position. Bless your heart, that's just awful! I'd hug you but I don't want to get chocolate all over my sweater! :D

[bugsinrug]

bwhahahahaaaa! I can laugh now..but that night was awful for me. xoxo

[mickmusing]

LOL! It's too bad you didn't wipe your runny noes with your chocolate smeared hand. Can you imagine?

I wonder if the drug store girl is a vlogger on YouTube. Her version of this scenario would be thrilling the hear.

I'm so sorry this happened to you, but you can feel better in knowing that it will have brought joy to many.

(I got your card today! Thank you so much!!!! xoxo)

[bugsinrug]

Oh gawd...I hope she isn't on YouTube! lol.

I'm glad that your card got to you before Christmas. Hugs!

[Dlorezzz]

Oh Chris that is a great story. I can just see your sweet face at that moment. I am laughing at your expense.. So sorry..

Dolores

[bugsinrug]

That's okay Dolores....I can laugh about it now too. Hugs!

[twish1999]

Oh Chris i laughed so hard listening to you, although i know it wasn't funny at the time, but you can just imagine what that shop girl was thinking. Poor you!

:-)

x hugs x

[bugsinrug]

Yes, I could tell what she was thinking...she was thinking "YUCK"!! lol. Hugs!