I'm Alan Partridge S2E5 Pt.1

[caraticus12]

What is the 'cotton and guns' reference?

[geeblanco]

I don't like big feet - remind me of gammon! (what a legend)

[silentbob82]

Golly, an alien judge!

[laughorcrytv]

does anyone have an mp3 of danny franchettis jazz box cuz i want to play it on my radio show

[curtis8516]

@laughorcrytv buy the dvd, it has it on the extra features. then just run double 3.5mm headphone jack lead from the headphone socket on your tv, to the line in on your computer/laptop and record it on audacity (free download - type in google)

[laughorcrytv]

@curtis8516 ha thnks v much actually this is what i had done and we successfully played it on our halloween show! its show 4 of The Standup Sitdown on Laughorcrytv d o t c o m

[aclcox]

The speaking really fast trick in front of foreign English speakers works brilliantly.

[snarkey5]

that look alan gives lynne after he see the alien judge, just fucking pure comedy gold.

[KevClynes]

DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZBOX

[hazardous1990]

I love Sonja

[olovcon]

Hump ya like deputy dog would hump ya

[adammm1]

i'd have that 3 times a day if i could .. but i'd be DEAD!

[whereszorro]

defo the best AP episode, and possibily the best sitcom one as well

[rl1712]

SUPERTALK!!!!

[tiarnan76]

Would you say, Lynne, bearing in mind that hes depressed and got respiratory problems, would you say "Take that blusher off you ugly mis shapen headed elephant tranny?"....Fuck me pink, I snorted beer all over my cunting keyboard

[xxxJ0Exxx]

" Minor criticism - more distance between the eggs and the beans - I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision "

[burticus100]

"You like nice...John."

[jrb1802uk]

Email....of....the...evening LMAO... classic

[xraycortina]

I do the breakwater thing (veg sausage) to keep the fried eggs and the mushrooms apart

[The69ersFC]

She would have been better off with Des Barnes.

[TheADPOL]

Golly, an alien judge... *walks towards Lynn with that facial expression*

[FrumBeermingum]

Lynne? Are you having a laugh... it would have to be Alans missus. shes gorgeous

[MrBuch169169]

I'm from Manchester and I didn't understand a word that was said in this video, until 'cotton and guns'. Like that.

[LoriFromLondon]

Email ...of...the...evening.....

[treskatre]

Take that blusher off, you ugly, mishapenheaded, elephant tranny

[SandrineSoprano]

Cool mad guy

[TheMightyHartley]

Danny Francetti's Jazz Box.

[PowerThrash]

use a sausage as a breakwater

[BluntedKillah]

then an guna hump yarr! lol

[superhamzah85]

Gonna hump yaaa!

[deathsmate100]

Use a sausage as a breakwater, LOL

[MrJamesNewton]

Its a bland new ouse innit

[TheEcurb101]

hahahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[23gatesy]

Every line is comedy genius

[Oli3TB76]

tell me your name...

[ska2808]

"Cotton 'n' guns" XD

[ericdacat]

Danny Francetti's Jazz Box

[microscopic]

some are on a spike over there

you've got some in a fat envelope

and the rest are in a shoebox

which i threw off a ferry

pure poetry

[bitchswizzle1320]

I can't stand the devil, he's bang out of order.

[xano1975]

E-MAIL OF THE E-VENING!!

[niall777]

golly an alien judge

[TheWortytoad]

excalaber cottage

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

supertalkkkkkkkkkkkk

[SupernovaNebulaeMW]

"Take that blusher off you ugly mis-shapen headed elephant tranny" is now my ringtone and possibly the best sentence I have ever heard in my life. Alan Partridge is a Legend.

[UhClaire]

@SupernovaNebulaeMW smells like gervais. haha.

[alzico]

He owned Cliffton in this one. 

[usernaj]

...John!

[BelfastAtheist]

@0ua8

And not a single shit was given..

[0ua8]

@BelfastAtheist Aye sir,i was being pedantic Partridge style

[goombabear]

I love the Manchester accent

[kivenevik]

I can watch alan partridge over and over and over and over and it rarely fails to make me laugh my face off.

"Would you say, baring in mind he's depressed and got respiratory problems, would you say "Take that blusher off you ugly mis-shapen elephant tranny" ? LOL.

[johnnymclaneutah]

Sonya is great! :P

[woodhd]

i reckon this was intended to be shown before episode 4 the bondathon ... alan and john ' bonded ' in that episode yet at 09:00 in this one alans still asking his name !

[handofsutekh]

I'm with him on the fry-up layout - the beans should be isolated ALWAYS

[adammm1]

yeeeeeeeee ... gonna hump yaaaa!

[mistermattstarr]

'An owl hoots - 'DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZ BOX'

[woodhd]

notice how when hes tidying up the seven on ten full english breakfast its synch-ed to the gary numan track !

[liopleurodon17]

sweating , lunatic iggy pop.

[Quanny7]

cotton and guns

[ELDL1989]

7:50 "Alan, look what I draw, it's an alien judge" Haha!

[warriorsleftnut]

SUPERTALK

[MFAtlas]

"My cousin did buy a pirated Tweenie Doll from a covered market in brondle, and it was full of soiled bandages"

[sammidoll85]

hahha that email of the evening bit! god he's hilarious!

[ivorbigonee]

super talk

[WKaliberr]

I'm climaxing at midnight

[torchwood12]

Fat arms, big beards, and that's just the men...women.

[Conorinit]

That was sweating lunatic, Iggy Pop.

[furQ]

you look nice, john

[sonofocelot]

M62 (Y)

[LooseFit88]

lets start with..mm..some petting..

[TheLuigi69]

im gonna hump ya like deputy dog lmao lmao x x

[666rocko]

brought to you by ginsters pasties lol

[AlexandriaM]

I'm gonna hump yaaa!

[AJVGirl]

"See ya, wouldn't want to be...oh she's gone."

[MrParkie18]

tell me your name.... classic

[gazpachopants]

hes bang out of order!

[DJEdSaunders]

it was full of soiled bandages

[Gocavs1990]

haha I love alan partridge. "E...MAIL....OF........THE....­EVE...NING" hahaha brilliant

[Mutius82]

Daleks!! Run!

[WeNjIbOo]

"that was Bill Withers who, thank the lord, is still with us"

[PhillyDickinson]

I can't stand the devil!

[neilam6]

get in lyn! lmao

[adamturner2004]

this comment is brought to you by Ginsters pastys!

[ovavoo]

You should feel it clip in the housing..

[Oscar301]

yeah, I'm gonna hump ya... like Deputy Dawg would hump ya...

[ovavoo]

ooooooooo jill your so dirty!!!

[ImmoralSpawn]

some missing isnt it???

[jaymzerock]

Supertalk!!

[Srev656]

"full of soiled bandages"

[SexyBienie91]

was geht den so bin so irgendwie einsam wer mag mit mir schreibn hab auch einige bilder

[ovavoo]

ahhhhhhhhh dunno what your talking about...lets make love

[WalkEvilTalk]

"Uh, on the whole a very good effort, seven on ten. Let's make love."

[seano19]

chillout babe-love-lynne-the last one!

lmao

[TheKirk15]

An Owl Hoots "Danny Frangetys jazz box

[stevenemuri]

haha

[MFAtlas]

It was filled with soiled bandages.

[frenchielcfc]

0:23 brilliant terry wogan impression

[0ua8]

What do you think is Sonyas best feature?

[NameNotaNumber]

Lynne - the ultimate MILF. I mean that, I think she's gorgeous.

[jrb1802uk]

I agree, NameNotaNumber, in fact , Felicity Montagu who plays Lynne is very attractive when she is herself, and not got all the "lynne" make up , costumes on .

[0ua8]

Specsavers.

[joliecide]

absolutely agree. I saw her once near Euston station and she is an attractive lady

[klipriverp]

great channel - thanks for uploads - we laughing our socks off here x

[chrisnapierutube]

@joliecide OK, Felicity Montagu is fit in real life, but as Lynn no no no!

[1234johnny]

@NameNotaNumber no way dude!!ha! Each to their own!

[ska2808]

@NameNotaNumber She's been to my house (she's married to one of my parents' colleagues) - lovely lady! She is a bit like Lynn as well, although slightly more confident and less on the verge of a nervous breakdown =P

[GorbalsRebel]

im Scottish by the way

[GorbalsRebel]

HAHA..."its called cholestorol. Scottish people eat it" funny as fuck.

[PinkThinkingCat]

Golly An Alien judge, omg lol

[joop1977]

MMMM GINSTERS

[0ua8]

Coogans trying not laugh at 3:34

[Tommeh101101]

I was eating a Ginster Pasty when he said that :O lol

[ovavoo]

That was bill withers....whos still withers

[TomthatiscalledTom]

EMAIL-OF-THE-EVENING!!!!!

[1wolverine123]

"lets start with, er... some petting"

[0ua812]

God this is classic episode.More gags than you can remember.

[nixonsinatra]

"Yah...I'm gonna hump ya..." Textbook Partridge!

[simonbath]

...gammon! the cinnamons! absolutely hillay's ass. first class.

[efarrall]

'...more distance between the eggs and the beans, I may want to mix them up but I want that to be my decision'.

[OblivionMaster95]

'Use a suausage as a breakwater' XD

[0ua812]

That was Ruddy superb

[Davidorrz]

Cotton and guns.

[MardyBum1981]

golly, an alien judge...

[TheVinmeister001]

best line and delivery of the series bar none!

[Buttmunch5000]

didnt karl pilkington give away a cd off the front of a magazine on the ricky gervais radio on XFM

[Davidorrz]

Yes he did hahaha

[importedmusic]

"get in lynn!...."

[Fleeto2006]

i'd have that 5 days a week if i could but i'd be dead...

[britishlaw]

Its chlolestorol, scottish people eat it

lmao

[newman015]

AN OWL HOOTS

danny francheties new jazz system

CLASSIC!

[ovavoo]

lollly!!

[hawksrl]

brought to you by ginsters pasties LOL

[filthykiwisluts]

Lets start with some petting!!!!!! LOL he is the funniest comedian ever AHA!!!!!!!!

[chewbaccasdad]

Thanks for putting these up joliecide, ur a legend.

[fleamarket3000]

cotton and guns

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Email of the evening!!!!

[053bss]

Tea/or/coffee,Tea/or/coffee!

[SabreWolfProductions]

TWO. TEAS. PLEASE.

[murrangurk]

yeah I.m gunna hump yaaaaa......like deputy dawg!!!!

[prophetjacquesy]

use the sausage as the breakwater!

hahahah genius!

[davey6681]

chlolestorol, scottish people eat it XD

[Matsini]

I love the sequences when his show is over and he chats with the other guy. Some great lines there.

[Anonymiusen]

I just love it when he starts a sentence, without having any idea how to end it. He says something, pauses (often more than once), and ends the sentence with something silly, which very often makes no sense.

You're not just sexy, you're also a ... very good ... fan club member.

[aliensexgangchildren]

haha i know but she plays it so i was referring to the character

[aliensexgangchildren]

the Ukraine girl is hot

[alcatraz38]

she is not really ukriane you pudding...

[ovavoo]

probem soved....what? problem solved

[Casley16]

"danny franchetti's jazz box" haha

[mrnicktoyou]

I think that actress is brilliant. She has the accent spot on.

[synthpeej]

I'm from Manchester M22!

[suPERnothot]

almost genius, 'would you like some sugar puffs?' i love this guy, if he were real i think id like to be his best mate...yea

[s3ansk1]

what the hells an alien judge??

[ovavoo]

how has s3ansk1 received 6 thumbs down lol for saying whats an alien judge......?

[oldskoolheretic]

Yeah, I've noticed that on the I'm Alan Partridge uploads, some harmless comments seem to get a lot of thumbs down. Weird.

[adorant]

LOVE ALAN'S CHEEKY GRINNING FACE AT 2:16 !!!!!!!!!! hehehe

[s3ansk1]

London which i spell s h i t h o l e he got the right jesus!!

[s3ansk1]

use a suasage as a breakwater looooooooooool

[cutchy1690]

Id have that three times a day if i could, but id be dead.

It kills you.

Yes its called cholesterol, scottish people eat it.

Im Scottish and thats one of the funniest lines ever.

[reaction1986]

It's cholesterol. Scottish people eat it.

[jesusknowskungfu]

I'm from Manchester

M62!

[jesusknowskungfu]

M62!!!

[philhouse14]

who's this beautifull blonde man with a lovely voice. it's annie lennox!! oh my god i cant get enough.

[pportvale]

Billy Oddy! :D

[andybrannan]

""CLASS''

[jstow01]

Sweating lunatic Iggy Pop.

[antonioalvez]

I cant stand the devil.

he's an evil evil idiot

[CapitalCityScumbag]

"I dont like big feet reminds me of gammon"haha

[horrorface2]

i wanna have sex with myself im that good looking

[tittykaka2007]

'you look nice...JOHN'

[tpjpower]

"Babe, love, Lynn - the last one!"

Thankyou so much, Jolie.

[stevie222333]

errr dead daddy long legs.. still drink it

[dabaconguy]

'take that blusher off, you ugly miss-shapen headed elephant tranny' haha, brilliant

[s3ansk1]

minor critisism, if i want to mix the eggs and the beans....i want that to be my decision........use a sausage as a breakwater.

Classic!

[bridgetharvey]

lmao i always say this to my dad when he is serving up my dinner! we are both partridge fanatics lol

[kebabheadtom]

golly, an alien judge!

[Giner27192]

a message on youtube.

[Giner27192]

Jolie send me a pm and ill give a program which does it well.