Man thats the way life should be for humans. We shouldnt be restrained by all these stupid laws and rules. We should be able to mate with women the way nature intended, just randomly choose women on the street and go up and start humping them.
THAT was cool!!! Hoping it would stay the way it did, I was still expecting the turtle(s) to break out in some silly super imposed crazy dance. Like a rave or something. But that was beautiful.
That's how sea turtles mate. The male grasps on the female's back and they twirl around in the water and up above so that other male turtles don't see it. If they see that happening they will try and knock off the male from the female's back out of jelousy, This is a real fact. Watch Ocean National Geographic Channel online,
The camera guy totally cockblocked the turtle there! It cramped up his style when he was making his move. The woman turtle was like "No way, I'm not being caught on tape again!"
Sea turtles are elegant. One can look at them and you are linked back to our origins. One wants to ride them. One wants to know what they know and see with their eyes, that look like large grey globes of time past.
HAIKU
I hatch! Crawl! And swim!
Oh how I love my sweet life,
Please don’t hunt me.
—A Green Sea Turtle
StephanieLisaTara 5 months ago
hahahaha my conversation with my friend!!!!
me: do u know what the turtles only weakness is?
friend: uh... its slowness????
me: nope. if it rolls over it cant roll back onto its feet. :)
friend: so... if u tape two turtles together it would be invincible????
me: OMG!!!!!!!!
me: BRB!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Totally was not expecting the RAPE @ 0:49
ThisDamnHomelessGuy 9 months ago
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ThisDamnHomelessGuy 9 months ago
this doesnt seem to be in real water.-)
bboymarcel 10 months ago
sea turtles are magnificent creatures... i wish they didnt have to die
bpckplay92 1 year ago
i saw some love making but wheres the dancing?
UsedScars4 1 year ago 2
i like 1:15 it looks like the fish is giveing him a kiss so cute!
violet111197 1 year ago
That's why I love my Country... This is our treasure..
giulianarias 1 year ago
they are so cute!
mlporart 2 years ago
PIGGY BACK RIDE lol
nach901 2 years ago
wait are they having sex????
huyup123456 2 years ago
0:51 little bump and grind
iseaall1205 2 years ago
its like the Nemo Moie lol
NardoMJN 2 years ago
this is so beautiful!
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willluvsthe411 2 years ago
Man thats the way life should be for humans. We shouldnt be restrained by all these stupid laws and rules. We should be able to mate with women the way nature intended, just randomly choose women on the street and go up and start humping them.
JordanPar 2 years ago
hear hear
pmicacchi 2 years ago
OMG WORLD IS WONDERFUL !!! COVER IT
chaozzek 2 years ago 2
i want that turtle..
lyndl92 2 years ago
Are they fucking? I swim in that water!
Pacm911 2 years ago
it's like that dana carvey movie turtle turtle
boboelmo 2 years ago
beautiful.. sea turtles are so serene
alilspunk2 2 years ago 2
My favorite part is 0:48
TheWeeklyCp 2 years ago
thts a dance ?o.o
or was the turtle humping each other haha xD
Colthrenshines 2 years ago
"merikes fores, gamiounte ta panta".. hahaha! great video...
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TAKE5MOVIES 2 years ago
haha!.. 'dancing turtle' huh?...
xD
shamirulhss 2 years ago
awesome vid =)
QueeRsoHomo 2 years ago
Awe that fish was so cute! It looked like it just swam up to give the turtle a kiss on the cheek. Awe. lol
TDSikorsky 2 years ago
THAT was cool!!! Hoping it would stay the way it did, I was still expecting the turtle(s) to break out in some silly super imposed crazy dance. Like a rave or something. But that was beautiful.
Historyan1974 2 years ago
turtles are fucking cool
Aclaw18 2 years ago
Great Turtle porn! Love the music that goes with it too!!!
Historyan1974 2 years ago 2
ahahahah.
I don't know turtle dance meant
two turtle getting it on like effin donkey kong.
DearrKrissyy 2 years ago
TURTLE RAPE
Andromanche1337 2 years ago
Dem turtles
Andromanche1337 2 years ago
simply amazing
Motorved 2 years ago
The top turtle was like,"Stay still girl so I can hit this" Lol!!
hotdrumchick 2 years ago 3
um....I don't think those two were dancing o.o
MarigoldDreams 2 years ago
did we just watch two turtles having sex?... wtf lol
AyoJosh239 2 years ago
0:55 now thats what we call turtle partner Dance..
JRYL19 2 years ago
i love turtles
delamiejonas1234 2 years ago
gay fish yo!
blewis1367 2 years ago
I have always wondered how they made babies...now I know...
Never knew it would be this graceful~
younggun132 2 years ago
1:00
what is that o_O
shamirulhss 2 years ago
I CAME HERE FOR A DANCING TURTLE! D:<
lalalablair 2 years ago 47
me 2! they should really change the name. I didnt wanna see turtles doing the dirty.
JosieGrosie44 2 years ago
lol sabervolts right...the black fish was kinda shy....uhm was that faish from nemo?
wikipily 2 years ago
omgness im like a turtle lover so that was one of the most beautiful things ever!!!! All the love to those beautiful creatures!!!!!!xoxoxoxoxo
CheerBiffles 2 years ago
they look so tender and juicy!
valjew 2 years ago
Beautiful creatures.
KajiCarson 2 years ago 2
MY GOD THAT WAS RELAXING
;[ SOO BEAUTIFUL ~sniffle~
ldykakashi 2 years ago 2
Buetiful creatures.
aboodmatar 2 years ago 2
Unique !
TheTupchy 2 years ago
1:14 was so cute!!!
Black Fish: *whispers* Are they still filming us?
Turtle: Yeah
Black Fish: Oh... I'll go hide at your right side then
sabervolt 2 years ago
:) I ♥ turtles
animanatural 2 years ago 2
Beautiful! <3
ilymichael101 2 years ago
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murat3d 2 years ago
their such wonderful beautiful creatures...and i don't want to see them all die we gotta start saving our marine life now! before its to late
marinelife4eva 2 years ago 21
There beautiful, i love there eyes o_o
hAzMiCiUs 2 years ago 4
I like turtles
stupidblond428a 2 years ago 4
hahahahaha
cornbacon 2 years ago
Neat.
XDivineBlissX 2 years ago
How can sea turtles breathe underwater? Nice video. I rate 5 stars.
witchdocter101jb 2 years ago
BEAUTIFUL~~~ Thank You~~
mandycaly 2 years ago
your welcome, for enjoying my presences
hatersfate2 2 years ago
im so happy for turtles! :D the longest living creature or one of the longest living...cant remember.
elvispresly1 2 years ago
they're not dancing there about to fuck
hatersfate2 2 years ago 3
I didn't know sea turtles have beautiful eyes, cool footage, thanks.
vivacelife 2 years ago 2
YIPPY KY YAY MOTHA FOKA
qzonetv 2 years ago
extraordinary view... like it..
ingesm 2 years ago 2
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mmmmm theres nothin better then a hot bowl of turtle soup
342157 2 years ago
You eat turtles?
witchdocter101jb 2 years ago
ummm no i dont eat turtles i only eat cereal umm captcrunch with the berries and coco puffs and apple jacks r my top 3,ummm do u eat turtles
342157 2 years ago
Mirá que no estaban bailando....
JustLeoo 2 years ago
I feel bad for your mother. =(
Pillage4Pleasure 2 years ago
turtles are creepy...
chizuruinuzuka 2 years ago
loooooool
feedfucking turtles witch get ataked from a little fish
DeathMetal242 2 years ago
Adorei...
Nayrsantos 2 years ago
wow..amazing !!
ytx123 2 years ago
whats the song??
fauzie777 2 years ago
this is not a flamboyant dance, this is amature porn!!
BoyGeorgeLOL 2 years ago
aww i want one
c0ffybeanz 2 years ago
That's how sea turtles mate. The male grasps on the female's back and they twirl around in the water and up above so that other male turtles don't see it. If they see that happening they will try and knock off the male from the female's back out of jelousy, This is a real fact. Watch Ocean National Geographic Channel online,
Blueknightex 2 years ago 2
i have a water turtle like pet
nikoking7 2 years ago
sea turtles are cute :3
dehbee 2 years ago 2
damn.. i got a boner from the dance. is that weird?
Declan1205 2 years ago
turtles are awesome. never eaten one yet but i'm still young.
FatGuyWithAKatana 2 years ago
haha
ASDFst 2 years ago
these turtles are not dancing they are having sex!!!!!
stevennyc21 2 years ago 3
I believe you are correct. Appeared to be an attempt at mating.
Seadweller451D 2 years ago
Lol I don't think those turtles were dancing ;P
beebop32 2 years ago
The coolest channel!!
TheTodd1977 2 years ago 3
as always w/ national geographic beautiful photos/films/ shots
mom3grammy4 2 years ago 3
looking into its eyes is AWESOME!!!!
wouldn't it be fantastic to know what it has seen in its lifetime?? where, what nd how it has experienced??!!!!
this is worth many more than 5 stars!!
psychodelicdragon 2 years ago 5
Magnificent footage!
anmoose 2 years ago 6
Lol those turtles r actually mating AKA havong sex. Oh and we kids call it " doing it"
littlestpetshop209 2 years ago 2
sup with the music
BWSRLOCS 2 years ago
Coco's Island. COSTA RICA.
juanra62 2 years ago
LOL!
That turtle was getting his grind on, he was even smackin that.
Great vid.
MinatoNamikazeSenpai 2 years ago 2
TURTLES! :D
foonashi 2 years ago
1:13 super cute
marilynrolonrivera 2 years ago
I like turtles
lol
oprichnikk 2 years ago
such beautiful creatures
azul4435 2 years ago 2
AWKWARD TURTLE!!!!! omg this is so sentimental <3
scorpiomooselove 2 years ago 2
nice turtles dancing
sweetpinky17 2 years ago
dancing is awesome.
AllYouHearIsSwoosh 2 years ago
Dancing eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
RaphGirl 2 years ago 4
nice "dance" xD
linkinparkfan827 2 years ago
my parents code word for sex is dance ... thanks NG for reminding me
benygboo 2 years ago 3
you do know that those turtles aren't exactly dancing they are mating right?
TheG0z01 2 years ago
Dude this life is so chilled out yea theres some animals trying to eat you but you got a fucking shell lol
GamerPro172 2 years ago
Nice, great video. I Love Turtles. To be able to swim with these animal is amazing.
jarvik2000 2 years ago
Nice dance turtles!
Noraschool9 2 years ago
Totally surfin' him, dude! 1:04
Lovin' this!!!
Garytron2007 2 years ago
I LIKE TURTLES.
PsychedelicVideos 2 years ago
1:02 suprise buttsex
Destromath19 2 years ago 2
GB2: /b/
hippys6991 2 years ago
TURTLE-RAPE!
superskullkid 2 years ago
lol... turtle bang
alienboypf 2 years ago
TURTLE-RAPE!
superskullkid 2 years ago
such a chilled life eh, wish i was a turtle
RisingTideProduction 2 years ago
but turtles dont have a conscience so all it thinks is maybe, food food, fish fish, food food, swim swim, mate mate
ianwhy12345 2 years ago
perfect life then hehe :P
RisingTideProduction 2 years ago
first u goto survive being an egg them kaing it to the water thennnnnn survive in the water lolz i would a albatross if anything just soaring
Shablivion 2 years ago
me 2
davedaysfan111 2 years ago
hhhhh i didnt understan anything lol
kurdistanGoran92 2 years ago
The camera guy totally cockblocked the turtle there! It cramped up his style when he was making his move. The woman turtle was like "No way, I'm not being caught on tape again!"
BinkieMcFartnuggets 2 years ago
omg the fish kissed him 1:14
Pressilia94 2 years ago
What a lovely respite from the insanity of my day.
DavidRayDog 2 years ago
i agree with this statement
wiggles3000 2 years ago
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wat a worthless piece of video!!!!!!
brapbr4p 2 years ago
two Turtle havening sex is not dancing
ferch0o0 2 years ago
Reptiles?
smnk3 2 years ago
you know it :p
x0jeffreyx0 2 years ago
in soviet russia , their all bears on bicycles
x0jeffreyx0 2 years ago
I agree with dasupasin.
How did you manage to live in the Pacific Ocean?
Crash22203 2 years ago
But fucking is a dance!
chopin65 2 years ago
Sea turtles are elegant. One can look at them and you are linked back to our origins. One wants to ride them. One wants to know what they know and see with their eyes, that look like large grey globes of time past.
chopin65 2 years ago
my younger brother loves turtles.
jakaddams 2 years ago
ew.. he dances with them too.
ferch0o0 2 years ago
no he doesn't, it will be funny if he did. but he does have a stuffed turtle (like a teddy bear but it's a turtle).
jakaddams 2 years ago
How did you live in the ocean?
dasupasin 2 years ago
Turtles are awesome animals.
Jeffff23 2 years ago
that was beautifullll
DonKE3 2 years ago
Turtles are my favorite animals. Thank you so much for this video.
tbanchetto 2 years ago
mi piaccono le tartarugge
tina33ful 2 years ago
Beautiful
xdawidppl 2 years ago
that was awesome
tnleggs59 2 years ago
i wish i was a turtle
ieatvegetarian 2 years ago 3
this is fabulous footage
what is the song, it's very soothing?
rmpbklyn 2 years ago
I saw some turtles fucking, no dancing though.
ttoale 2 years ago
que bakan!!!!
rreyesn330 2 years ago
they're so freggin cute.
chordsandcolour 2 years ago
so graceful and it's so peaceful
owlydog 2 years ago
i like to dancee like that.. :D
Mimsybear96 2 years ago
what keeps predators from biting a flipper off? Can those turtles retract all of its limbs into its shell like the land turtles?
wafflethug 2 years ago
no, they can't. predators do bite their flippers off.
smrtseal 2 years ago
these are some really good shots of turtles... besides the erm, "dancing".. it's a good video (:
makeupgirl900 2 years ago
That is not dancing, that is mating!
it's a whole another world out there.
Gutsyndicate 2 years ago 3
first
RaikariSpirit 2 years ago
30th comment, cool!
skykorgon 2 years ago
I believe those turtles were fornicating, not dancing
Saternoc 2 years ago 4
This reminds me of Finding Nemo :O
SpitsBeaTz 2 years ago
wow thats definatly turtle dancing.....minus the dancing part
JakeJohnsonAKAJdogg 2 years ago
Only thing you're missing on your video is zombie kid.
"I like turtles"
Merdam9 2 years ago 3
Nah, he's more into brains these days..
jedigman 2 years ago
22th Comment. Cool
Grandelbock 2 years ago
i wana see one but everytime i go diving i never do ;(
james106810 2 years ago
EPIC
8888mom8888 2 years ago
Beautiful =-)
Injask 2 years ago
I would love to be bale to swim all around the world like that.. only if there were no predators in the ocean ;D
PesiCool 2 years ago
shark alarm
plokkkkkkk 2 years ago
SHARK!!!
m00kaw 2 years ago
uhmmmmmm...that's how they mate..they dance...
AngeLeth83 2 years ago 3