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  • i was walking down the street in Hayes at several months back, and some drunk looking dude just stared at me and then said 'You lookin sexy chick', I turned around completely pissed off and said 'Go gas your mum you gay fucker'.

  • How could he think your not a guy i mean you sound like a guy lol that was awkward sorry dude :) Jesus loves ya man

  • this happened to me when i had long curly hair IM NOT ALONE! i feel your pain haha

  • that's hilarious!

  • my best friend was mistaken for a girl when we went to the mall because he had really long hair the same length as a girls hair

  • Also there was a time that an (obvious) woman came up to me at work saying that the restroom was out of TP. I blurted out "which one?" I saw the look of anger in her eyes, and quickly added, "was it the family bathroom over here, or the ladies in the corner?"

  • K, so I'm tall, and I've been about 5'10" since I was about 9. All my life I've been mistaken for a guy, even though I'm very feminine. Its just my height, and the way I dress I think. One time I was grabbing an application, and I asked the cashier where to find them. When she responded she called me sir-er-ma'am. I was so mad, but now I work with her, and I've seen her do the same thing to people who were obviously the opposite gender, so I don't feel so bad. It was her not me lol

  • @Kristenslist ur Tall for me ima Guy 16 and im 5.2 >.<

  • when i was younger one kid i babysat could not be convinced i wasnt a boy. now, they think in my little bros mom or that i am my mom, and im only 15! i now answer the phone with iether yo or " hello this is eglbert the english butler" because mt mom wouldnt do somethin likke that

  • when i was younger one kid i babysat could not be convinced i wasnt a boy. now, they think in my little bros mom or that i am my mom, and im only 15!

  • When i was younger i would get mistaken on the phone. Sadness abounded.

  • When i was younger i would get mistaken on the phone. Sadness abounded.

  • Longhair on guys is awesome!!!

  • haha you should have slapped the guy..... with a fish.

  • I enjoy listening to your music I usually don't listen or like rap and hip-hop but with your style you make it fun and understanding, Usually when I listen to rap and hip-hop all I hear is them talking about sex, drugs,disrespecting people of all genders and race and cuss a lot. But you make it funny and I also love the different beats you use for all of you songs thank you so much.

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  • I shaved my head a few weeks ago but i've never been mistaken for a boy yet..knock on wood. i'll let you know when it happens tho (:

  • How could you ever be mistaken for a girl! Long hair or not.

  • wtf?! you don't even look like a girl John! weird stuff, maybe that guy had bad sight or something

  • When I was in 3rd grade I was in an elementry school bathroom and all the older girls were wispering 'Why is their a guy in here!?" That made me so embaressed... I grew my hair out long and avoided that resturoom for the longest time.

  • i had this today. it fucking sucks.

  • its happened to me to a few times :P

  • Happened to me multiple times at the beginning of the school year... XD It was a pretty funny experience

  • hahahahah

  • The guy who said "Which one" will be in shock, that the fact that he confused John Reuben! as a girl! wow! I think he left his eye contacts at home! Lolz!

  • Zzzomg, you do not look like a girl John. What the hex? The guy was probably an undercover fruitbasket. Gross...

  • that was funny haha!

  • Ack, I feel sorry for you on that note. I have a friend who's about thirty or so, he's often mistaken for a girl when on the phone because he has a light voice...I'm eleven and I get mistaken for being male (I'm female) because I always keep my hair behind a bandanna and have a tough attitude. XD You've just gotta live with it, man; kudos to you for the courage to post this on YouTube!

  • I was going to the locker room, for the guys and one guy said, "no, you're supposed to go there" and pointed at the girls locker room, than realised his mistake a few more seconds later, and was like, "oh" lol T.T

    other times, I just get asked if I was a girl or boy, or people would just be suprised.

    T.T

  • I remember when I was 13 at an after school church program my friend took me to, that there was a group of girls and someone I thought was a guy. We wanted to play a game and I told her she couldn't play. She asked why and I said it was because she was a boy. So she says. "No I'm not!"..... awkward.

  • @hunterkyrie Why would you exclude someone based on their gender anyway?

  • LOL! It's like he is making fun of people...like mockery. LOL!

  • yo man dont feel bad it happens to me all the time

  • John, it dosen't look like you have facial hair.

    fav. song by you: Divine Insperation

  • Yes i have I will be wearing a collared shirt and suit pants and still get mistaken

  • he is soo crazy...and funny....

    and ive been mistaken for a guy before...it really is very degrading!! lol

  • Once I got a very short haircut (the hairdresser messed up :S) and people mistook me for a guy.

  • wth, whenever my hair grows long i get mistaken for a girl and it sucks especially when im in the guys bathroom and the guy nxt to me glances over and other ppl stare at me. you know ima get a haircut right now.

  • Ohh John.We're not that bad :D

  • oh!, i'm so sorry dude! but trust me no way do u resemble a girl -- then or now. and no i have not ever been mistaken for guy , thank God!!!

  • Yeah, I know how it feels. I've been mistake for a guy twice...and it didn't help that the first time I was wearing a guy's shirt, either...

  • I saw you at the Embassy last night and you rocked!

  • um...well you don't look like a girl now...

    oh, yeah, and keep your eyes on the road buddy! lol another thing not to do while driving...

  • lol yes I was wondering about the car...

  • omg! YES! all the time...people who know me well all think i look like a guy but when i'm out in public everyone thinks am a butch leasbian chick...but then again i'm incredibly effeminate and gay...wear eyeliner...a mix of guy and girl clothes but never dresses ...i just love clothing that i don't care if it's for a girl, a guy or children's wear ...and even at work everyone thinks i'm a girl does emile sound like a girl name?...it's a terrible problem and very awkward...HELP!

  • Well, I have actually had that happen before! Someone asked me if I was absolutely sure I was a girl! I was like whoa man!! That's not funny O.O lol. Been there, done that. Hopefully not going back. lol, you keep it up. You don't look like a girl to me if it counts ^.^

  • that was so funny?

    no not really

    who cares if you got mistaked for a girl

    that was not funny at all

    it was GAYYYY

  • artists can post whatever they want it can be funny sometimes it's not

  • on facebook, some chick thought i was a dude in pic in on group page. i was upset. my hair was just back, but its ok

  • what a deush for implying you were a girl when he could've just pointed in the direction.

  • John Reuben is AWSOME, can't get much simpler than that, I mean, How real can a guy be. He opened his heart wide open for all to see. He is da bomb!!!

  • WTF!

  • i went to india on a trip with my family, and at the airports they frisk you at security, as well as metal detectors and all that...and girls get frisked by girls, dudes by guys...and nobody in india has long 'skater' hair like i had, so they'd always push me into the female line...i cant say it was a horrible experience tho!

  • thats awesome.

  • When I was little, people always thought I was a boy because I had really short hair, now I have long hair so people won't think I'm a guy haha. :)

  • Can't say I have add that happen to me at the gas station. However at school all the time.

  • Dude, that sucks. I hope you made a full recovery and can put it behind you. I like your music. Keep it up.

  • WOW kinda funny stuff. im srry

  • i'm so sorry John!!

  • there are more with my problems, ive been asked if i was a girl too, and there was no reason to be mistaken almost everyone (except that guy) can tell apparently.

  • Yup, on one of my videos someone had asked if I was a boy. I know how it is, but on the opposite gender side. John, your music is incredibly awesome!

  • LOL its good to know IM not alone :P

  • lol

  • Your dope!

  • I don't think I look like either.

    <Insert emoticon representing anguish here. Hoshiz>

  • thanks for sharing that.

  • that is dang hilarious!

  • wat dos this have 2 du with lisa's video

  • That happens to me a lot. Its pretty awkward but I'm used to it by now.

  • JR,

    noneofmybiz,

    is LN ok?

    bobdylansmicrophone,bobdylansm­icrophone,bobdylansmicrophone.

    ;^))

  • why dont you shut the fuck up and drive.

  • my sweet jesus.... it's the fourth wilson brother. Lurrrvin' it!

  • lol, this is sooo funny!

  • Hey John, you're cool

  • that's awesome the weight loss, you look great! Just lost 35 pounds myself. It's good when you look good and feel good.

  • Thanks for sharing that intimate part of your young-adult-hood. P.S. How did you lose all the weight because I definitely could use an example.

  • i met this guy in the park once, and my sister asked him if he was a guy or a girl.:(

  • he doesnt look liek a girl... whoever posted this video tho looks like a piece of horse crap

  • Did you star in a LisaNova video?

  • u kidding me right?

  • You are funny to me.

  • I was just asking which bathroom sheesh

  • Yeah, that happened to me once, back in the 80s. I had long hair and this kid was was like, hey, are you a boy or a girl? I said, what do you think!? Do I sound like a girl? What just cuz I have long hair? Did THE MAN tell you to conform? You have to try to pin everyone down and degrade those who don't do things the way your daddy told you to. Not me. Oh no. I rock hard and let it grow. Does that answer your stupid question you little puke? Thought so! But, I'm not bitter.

  • i was having a really, really, horrible day today....like the kind where you have to get on your face and demand that the Lord heals you.

    ah, but you made me laugh.

    thanks.

    i needed that.

  • you'd be an ugly girl, bt a decent looking guy.

    those people probably just wanted to get under your skin i think. haha.

  • HAHAHAHHAA!! there's a lot of *them* running around, reuben...don't feel bad...

    *cricket*

  • oh poor you! you don't look like a girl. You're actually pretty cute. lol

  • I have a friend whos mistaken for a girl all the time, its how he acts and his hair so maybe the cutting of the hair helped. lol I do like your eyes though and when you smile it brightens your face up :)

  • lol great

  • my favorite line was,"I hope that can relate to guys and girls who look like either guys or girls" ROFL

  • i think you look like james blunt

  • hehe, sorry bout that dude.

  • My first hater comment was "Are you a boy or a girl?"

  • Now John's no chick.. but he can rock the mic. Get all the johnreu you can handle! johnreu.com!

  • Nothing like linking up with monority groups to expand your fan base. You can start a series of "I was mistaken for a blah blah blah". You have a prototype now and youre going somewhere (in that car), I was mistaken for a businessman, I was mistaken for a hispanic, I was mistaken for a muslim, I was mistaken for a jock, ......You know, one time I was mistaken for a mistake but my mother decided not to abort. Can you make a video to relate to me in it.

  • Hahah too funny

  • hillarious

    

  • I love this stuff...I can totally NOT relate...but reuben knows what HE's dippity-doin'.

  • This boy ain't right! I love him!

  • that was awesome.

  • dude any chance of comin across to england? we're all screamin for some decent music over here!

  • you're funny.

  • Did you ever wonder if he thought you were a transexual?

  • I like hindsight too!

  • Thanks! I appreciate it.

  • sorry, just a random compliment!

  • I was just listening to a old mix cd of mine. i liked when you colaborated with kj52. that song "Why". you sounded good.

  • Yeah man the long hair can sometimes do that, talking of personal experience as well. It's good to see you've managed to get over the trauma.

  • It helps just talking about it.

  • Ah, he was just trying to be a Nuisence. ;)

  • funny!!!!

  • what the?...for real?

    dude...thats sad, you don't look like a girl.

    that guy ether really wanted to mess with you, or he was blind.

    ether way, daaaang!

  • You are crazy - lol.

  • i dont think you look ANYTHING like a woman...

  • those last words you said was nice im sorry u were mistaken my friend which is a girl some person thought she was a guy

  • It's nice to know I'm not alone in this. Thanks!

  • Reuben is such an idiot and this clip proves it. That's why we all love him!

  • Reuben, did you really almost get kicked out of two stores for doing commentaries? that was good stuff. i bought your video thingy and it was great the commentaries, getting caught in walmart everytime.

  • hahahahaa....keep it coming.

    

  • Will do. Thanks!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=SHYXdAfrJsA

  • My cousin had the same thing happen to him. He has very long blonde hair and he is really slender. Not to mention he was wearing a pink shirt that day too,haha. But he went into a gas station and the woman at the counter was like , "Can I help you,ma'am?" lol that made him soo mad.But yeah, he could relate to you, But I honestly don't think you look like a girl at all.

  • I did about 10 years ago. It's nice to know how many people out there have had the same experience. We're not alone.

  • You know what would be really cool...if you all checked out my other videos...not that I'm advertising.

    I mean you can if you want, as I'm so frewaking hilarious! Go on, give it a try. ;)

  • I've checked out a few other ones.

  • Reuben, you're hilarious. Fantastic humour ! Between this and your pilot they might not all get it (especially judging from the crazy comments out there - grief) but these are classics. Keep it up. GB : )

  • Thanks dude!

  • check this out!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=dQpbb4srDLo

  • nevermind... i was going to say a pusillanimous remark or witty reparte, however since at this point i would like to say john reuben and relient k are my two fav. band/singers,i wont. actually ive always wanted to say a remark like the first one on here.

  • but now when i c some1 n a restruant like that &my brother goes to pick on em. i stop him. 1st of all i wuld stop him from picking on that person neway.(thatsjustme) but now i have a story to connectit w/. looking back on embarrising and frustratinig moments make you laugh. but at the moment it happens you arent laughing. i have done plenty of stupid things like walking to the wrong car and going to open the door but seeing some lady i didnt know in there stare at me. its always great. i

  • but now when ic some1 n a restruant like that &my brother goes to pick on em. i stop him. 1st of all i wuld stop him from picking on that person neway.(thatsjustme) but now i have a story to connectit w/.

  • lookin back on embarrisin & frustratin moments make ya lauf. but @ the moment it happens you arent laufin. i have done plenty of stupid things like walkin 2 the rong car & goin 2 open the door but seein som lady i didnt no in there stare @ me. its great.

  • idnt thnk jhn loks like agurl looks mo like my citizenship teach,@ least n the vid Nusiance. i lve john zappins song, folow ur leader. its great,its trueMst peeps vte repub or democrat o watever jst bc thy r repub o dem it dosnt seem 2mater that the candidate doesnt stand 4 nething thy blieve n. n citizensip clas this yr& i had 2 teach a leson on politpartes. i learned much abt politpartes & wat thy stand 4 i thoht it was weird that this song pertained much 2 the ideas i was formin in citclas

  • Thank you for sharing.

  • It feels good to let it all out.

  • hi i'm carmen (hi carmen) i've been mistaken for a man several times its hard..y'know*sobs* (sounds of clapping)

  • I understand what you're going thru.

  • i totally disagree. it's quite entertaining to be able to say "MY NAME IS RON." in your deepest voice when they question your sex.

  • I love your honesty. That must be difficult to share.

  • DUDE you rock!! Come back to Tampa!!!!

  • that sucked.

  • Edgar's bro

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=xGzmlMG00gI

  • Just keep your hair short and grow facial hair. Adolescents is a rough time for a lot of people....It's helped me a lot just putting this video up and talkin about it with other people who have been in that same situation. I think you'll get over this trauma. Thank for watchin the video.

  • put on some rouge, i'd hit that.

  • This one cracked me up... by the way, wasn't it Little Richard that that you looked like Bob Dylan? Or did I make that up?

  • Yeah, Little Richard saw me on a plane and he said " Who's this guy walkin around lookin like Bob Dylan". That was great. Much better than being mistaken for a girl.

  • That's not anything, my girlfriend made me go into a ring store and the woman said "Can I get you ladies anything". It was ridiculous...I had long hair at the time.

  • That sucks. I know how it feels. It's good to talk about it.

  • Yes it is. We should start a support group. Meet every Wednesday. I'll bring refreshments.

  • sweet

  • Dude, no offence, but you would make an ugly girl.

  • No offence taken. I would be an ugly girl

  • i get mistaken for a guy. I'm so used it it doesn't even bother me anymore

  • AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH! you are great!

  • An insult to Bob Dylan?

  • Comparing yourself to Bob Dylan is an absolute insult to that man.

  • What man?

  • you definitley look like a guy :)

  • Now I do, but back then I had long hair and a baby face plus I weighed 240lbs. That incident motivated me to lose the weight.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=sa2Zec0u2yU

  • hilarious.

  • o man i know how you feel. several years ago some lady called me a boy and it was one of the most saddening points in my life

  • Your not alone in this. Doesn't it feel better to talk about it?

  • i think it does :) <3

  • John, you're basically one of my heros... you're the only rapper i listen to because i positivly hat erap, but i love your music : ] keep it up you're awsome

  • *hate rap

  • Thanks dude.

  • lol, tht suks

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=xqRzSsboAcQ

  • I can see how you could've been mistaken for one Haha. Kidding. Good Luck K.D. Lang!

  • Thanks!

  • Seriously, good luck on the t.v. pilot and such. Funny stuff ya got there.

  • Cool Thanks!

  • I'm enjoying all this Reuben on my internet.

  • Thank you for watching. Did you see that the TV Pilot got featured today?

  • It happens to a lot of people. Not me, but a lot of people I'm sure. What you are doing is a good thing John. Keep it up. We love your videos.

  • There are some new kids in town…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=xzoNIRp5Gho

  • Talk to you guys tomorrow. Thanks for watching!

  • When are you going to do a dance video?

  • No one has told me I look like a guy, but I have a friend that that has happened to. Thanks for your funny story. 

  • Everyone thinks I look like a girl. It's probably because I am a girl.

  • That's a good reason!