southwest flight attendant (pls read description)

[misslayonadavenport]

hahahahahahaha i cant believe its not butter looking conatiner, beautiful!!!!

[fibreoptik]

What is so funny about this?

[aceflyer89]

LMFAO We have 6 Emergency Exits .... I was already in tears laughing after that xD

[TheNguyen090]

I ha this guy from Kansas city to Chicago

[macrent2]

As a flight attendant... it is OK if you make the Safety Announcements fun! As long as you give the general information ... it is allowed! People don't generally listen and trust me when there is an emergency taking 7 minutes to pay attention could save your life!

[marchingsundevils11]

Ive had this guy! On a San Diego to Nashville flight..Hilarious!

[marchingsundevils11]

Ive had this guy! On a flight from San Diego to Nashville..Hilarious!

[Colormexsad]

Trololololol

[poonpoonlam]

LOL i think i he was on one of my flights before too!

[123e90]

Lol  If airlines employed flight attendants to talk like that on all flights traveling would be a lot more pleasant

[travelplus1]

Insert a quarter for each minute of oxygen lol

[Mrtivolinisse]

Honestly. I know that guy who i talking. It´s my sisters best friend. He lived in the same city as me and i have mett him alot!!:D

[LifeStartCPR64669]

I want this guy as my flight attendant on my next flight..... TOOO Good!

[twinklepink31]

That's brilliant, how funny! I'm sure some sad person complained though : (

[dmanis4u]

My flight attendant tried to throw a ping pong ball from one end of d plane to d next in a small cup in under tries. And he made it

[MrFourwheeler48]

I just had this guy as a flight attendant on a flight from PHX to DEN!!!!

[MrAUFANATIC]

damn that's a long as flight..my ass will need Epson salt after that flight

[ILoveTakeThat5]

I'm looking forward to this when I go on Southwest to go to Disney World on Aug. 24!!!! :D LOL

[charlieyey]

Southwest airlines have some cool ass flight attendants, you are always entertained.

[10Bryson52]

204 union - just watched cnbc - HK rocks - lv SW. love a business that gets = rights.

[204union]

this airline rocks! the story of Herb Kelleher and Southwest - on CNBC Thursday July 14th at 9p eastern

[softballstar583]

@204union SWA 4 ever!

[phillyguy95]

lmao all the attendants are funny for southwest. one time we landed and the flight attendant came on and she was like "attention passengers we have now arrived in philadelphia. just like what my mother told me when i turned 18, grab your bags and get out."

[gaylestephen]

although he was trying to put the passengers at ease some of the comments he made would've probably been a bit scary to some passengers but that depends of your sense of humour i suppose.

[thatonething]

;jklfas;jfkdjf; ajf;ah ahahhahahahahahahaha so funny



[cuteygirl0831]

Lord, that was before they had to change the paint.  I love our (I can say our because my parents both work for the airlines since I was born) flight attendents! Please be courteous to them and they will reward you in the same manner.

[mooloolah1]

I find it really funny because i had that flight attendant. omg. :)

[gsdgurl2010]

Shweeet...lol

[Briddybabes]

I love this guy!!! Thats how everybody should do it!

[MarineOCSBlog]

"Insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen."

[voiceofanangel00]

lol i love this guy hes too funny.... i've had a bunch of characters

[uweeepfjw]

awesome



[TheEMS41]

I was flying this airline and our flight crew did the same :)))) they are best in entertainment :)))) soooooooo cool everyone on board was loughing :)))

[recuerdos123]

jajaja



[Turner9090]

That's actually a really good idea because the passengers might actually listen to the instructions at that point..I mean look at what just happened to southwest with the explosive decompression one chick on the plane said "I didn't know what ti do when the masks came down I never listen to the instructions hehe" are you kidding

[71Warrior4Jesus]

accept Jesus today everyone just in case.

[GMSTANDARD]

id love to fly on swa

[mjayperry]

I would LUV to work for SWA.

[louswire]

How come I never get anybody even close to this on my flights... he's hilarious!

[ske2636]

how can you not love it

[caleb20091]

swa best airline 

[menowser1998]

so friggin funny i wish all flight attendants did that!!!!!!!1

[knox2189]

Those swa people are extremely funny.I fly them all the time.let me tell you ,you can't get that entertainment on delta or united.only on southwest

[mcnamara]

haahah this was awesome, I was imagining Jack from Will and Grace haha

[yankeered2k6]

Working for Southwest. Best choice I ever made.

[jacrat16]

LOL

[TheAviation2009]

cool

[777fsx200]

91 people work for United Airlines.

[australoameribelge03]

Never on United..

[MegaGansta24]

Lolz im from Chicago I live only a few blocks away from midway airport so swa always pass over my house :)

[v12tommy]

I had a similar guy on a Frontier flight once. I don't recall any funny announcements, but when he came to the exit row to do the speech about if they can handle the duties (I was in the row in front), I had to put my hand over my mouth and had tears rolling down my face to keep from laughing.

[YanYan1337]

91 people are homophobes

[rcmp004]

he got his job back because HE WAS GAY... tell me how many straight people get violent on a commercial aircraft, endanger passengers lives, are totally not trained to handle situations, and then get out of jail and get your job back ? How many again ? I didn't hear you over here in Seattle, sorry ! You people are the ignorant ones... let me flip out at your job and see you sing a different tune!

[markusbob]

I love this sort of thing because it cheers everyone on the flight up. This guy should get a raise.

[blunklaura]

Seatbelts are NOT scary...

Wish there were more flight attendants like this.

I don't know.I am afraid to fly,actually :P

[blunklaura]

seatbelts are NOT funny..ha!

[vurveinphx]

I am sure the 88 people who thumbed it down, are 88 people who had to work with this guy! Trust me we run the other direction when see him on the schedule. It's the same old thing flight after flight. I guess he was not praised enough as a child. Bad in every sense of the word..

[EMT308]

@vurveinphx And your point is?

So what if it is the same thing on every flight? Why should he have to change it? First off, 95% of the people on the plane are different every single time and secondly, the rest of the flight attendants don't ever change their safety briefing.

I say the same thing in every Christmas card I send. It doesn't matter cause each card is only read by one person. They don't know I said the same thing to everyone. Same applies here. No need to change, why should he?

[fibreoptik]

@vurveinphx

He sounds like he's just TRYING SO HARD to be funny and he's not funny at all.

[aaidenkardashian]

Love It!

[JayJayBarnz]

This guy was one of the guys from the show "Airline" shown on A&E. He was that flight attendant who said that his friend thought he was crazy, and left his office job for half the pay. BUT, he told his friend that he was stuck in traffic on the Franklin, but he himself was lying on the beach in Fort Lauderdale Florida. Seen the exact episode yesterday on Netflix instant stream. Really good show! Excellent flight attendants.

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

88 people who voted down either works for AA or United and hate their jobs and life.

[jordanhwong16]

88 person work for united airlines lol

[hondrej]

Text transcription: PART 2

water evacuation we have hidden under each and every seat of this plane an beautiful yellow life vest.

Please all remove that vest when you're told to do so, turn to remove it, pull down the red tab of that container under your seat, open the container, take out the pouch, take out the west, put over your head, already you look beautifully fashionable.

However to extend your overweight ram that black strap around it, buckle up it to one sideof an aircraft to inflate

[hondrej]

Text transcription: PART 1

Some parts are missing due to the voice's gabbling

We do have seatbelts, they're not as dangerous as they looks...missing...

If you don't like our service, the flight gets too long, we have 6 emergency exists,

2 front exit doors 2 overwing exits and 2 rear exit door, signs over head and lights on the floor lead to those exits.

The seatback pocket - this beautifuly illustrated, multicoloured safety information card,you may notice in that card in case of

[familygal70]

I LOVE those kind of flight attendants ... makes the flights more enjoyable

[stuntcat666]

I don't even wanna imagine the pitiful, sad lives the 87 people have who voted thumbs-down.

I wish everyone could act like this at work, the world would be so much nicer!

[kwahlf]

This guy is a riot! :-)

He should audition for 'Last Comic Standing'.

imho, He beats all of them, hands down.

[CoChatt]

I love Southwest. Even when the weather SUCKS and we're like 2 hours late, they're always good to us. The first time I flew I was 14, and my little sister and I were stuck overnight in Houston during a bad storm with no more flights to Dallas. My mother was gonna make the 3-4 hour drive down, but as soon as conditions improved, they put my sister and I along with 4 others on our own plane. I doubt they sent that plane just for us, but it was nice. Unlimited peanuts. And Sprite after midnight!

[CoChatt]

@CoChatt And I had such a crush on the flight attendant too. They've got more than a few cute ones. She kicked off the decade long blonde phase I went through. lol

[bkboeing]

I had this guy on a flight to orlando to west plam beach florida.... he was wearing glasses thatlight up and looked like a cat 0.o H e was funny though

[jumbojetla]

This queen is HYSTERICAL!!!! AHHAHAHAHA LOVE IT

[alrowe06]

lol "going to check if your shoes match your outfit. LOOOl. Always gets me. Everytime :3

[tomhongkie]

Best safety PA ever. Hope Jay can do it on her next flight,

[Jimmy4manutd7ronaldo]

of course lax southwest always flies thur

[beergut111]

southwest......worst airline in the world......unreal the faa allows this shit to fly. Only Pakistan airlines and mesa can claim shittier than this.

you get what you pay for.

[onealhart54]

@beergut111 southwest is the number 2 airline in the world for a reason. Every expeinence I have ever had from southwest has beem Awesome

[beergut111]

@onealhart54 thats cause you ride in the back. being a passenger you dont have all the info. No excuse for running off the end of a runway. at least twice....hmmmmm

you get what you pay for. Tickets are cheap because safety is expensive. 

[onealhart54]

@beergut111 have you flown for southwest? Safety may not always be a main concern but it sure does occur. Other airlines have had more crashes *uneexplained* . So why hate on southwest

[beergut111]

@onealhart54 its not just southwest. If it was a delta video id say the same thing.

[scotterick1000]

Funny how you think the worst airline is doing so much better financially that all the others.

[delta1523heavy]

lol i hope i run into one of these guys when i start at the airlines hah make the day a little more fun

[2002puravida]

looooooool..... "Insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen." hehehe.... I just booked my flight from MDW to LAX for later this month. Southwest rulez!!!!

[earwen2]

This is awesome!

[loverboyl]

priceless...lol..i was the copilot on that plane...awesome fligh

[beergut111]

@loverboyl you were the copilot?.....whatver kid, keep dreaming

[pecket]

I'd fly with this airline only to listen to this guy and will find out which airline it is and always fly that airline if I have that option. Hilarious.

[sketchtastrophe]

Haha, so nice you were able to record this! I flew Southwest from Buffalo to Baltimore recently and had a flight attendant who was just as hilarious. Refering to the pilot as Captain Whatshisname, among similar phrases this your flight attendant did. They're by far my favorite Airline, just the best serivce and the fares are very good.

[mowa1995]

What did he said when you guys landed? :)

[timberwolves03]

"immediately stop screaming let go of your neighbor!" looool

[Green0410]

I want to go on Southwest again just to have this flight attendant.

[CJWJR]

I didn't know Kojo worked for Southwest.

[SpanishDrifftingClan]

LMAO! If you dont like us their are 4 emergency exits lol!

[Jupitroid]

I just roll my eyes when they sing their songs or do their jokes or whatever. What I do like is that Southwest is by far the best run and safest airline.

[CubsFanJohn]

It would get me to pay attention on it......

[Jeweler46]

Funny.......Love it!

[beloit22]

R U GUYS KIDDING?!! This is a effing Dud/ EPIC FAIL!

[RobloxGuy587]

Is this the real video or the copied one?

[youtubr6438]

i want to be on his flight

[DELTA1978THETA]

LMAO!! Great post! I wish SouthWest Airlines flew to Hawaii. I had the Rapping Flight Attendant David Holmes from LAX to MDW and had a wonderful time. American, United, and Delta did the boring stuff, while SouthWest crews made the most out of the flight. Hope to see SouthWest flying here to Hawaii!

[Interests2009]

Hilarious!

[dictionar1]

sarcastic gay man...LMAO.

[adama340]

Insert a quater for every minute of oxygen haha. Sounds like something "Ryanair" will start doing soon :)

[ThomasAUSTRALIA1]

Talk about "verbal diarrhea". Does he really expect people to understand what he is saying when he rushes through the safety procedures using monotonic run-on sentences? Safety procedures must be articulated clearly, as these procedures are designed to save people's lives. I have flown before so I know the drill, but if this was my first ever flight, I would not have gained any insight into appropriate safety procedures. By allowing this, the airline is being negligent in its duty of care.

[ac7491]

@ThomasAUSTRALIA1 that is why they do NOT put out a card about safety procedures

[iliveonjupiter]

he sounds like Gok Wan

[enzo321]

"to check that your shoes match your outfit" lol .

[eartant]

where's a terrorist when ya need one?

[Flippy827]

hope i git this guy on mah next trip. he made me LOL

[alrowe06]

I am flying southwest! =D

Always! I wish all pilots were as hilarious >_<

[ThomasAUSTRALIA1]

@alrowe06 .... Not the pilot mate. The flight attendant.

[theeFri]

"Designer Oxygen Mask will magically appear...when that happens, immediately STOP SCREAMING--LET GO OF YOUR NEIGHBOR! " XD

[matt01656]

funny but will everyone remember what to do in a ditching, i don't think so.

[Danidrama86]

Haha awesome!

[continentalblue]

love this video

[UL439]

LOOOL! "Untrained husband" :))

[funnydogger]

are they like this every time? i gotta fly with them

[CTaylorAustin]

@funnydogger Yes most Southwest Flight attendants put their own spin on the safety speech, however FAA requires them to say the speech as it is intended for the first 6 months of their career. But usually you don't end up with a new flight attendant. I <3 Southwest. I wanna be a flight attendant for them when I graduate

[Virginbluepilot27]

just like virgin blue's cabin crew. except southwests are a little bit funnier! they are both great airlines.

[MrMagicland1]

good

[jvirage00]

fairly sure this guy now works for united

[Freshbrood]

Why are all male flight attendants homos?

[jetblueilikeful]

this is so funny lol lol omg lol

[Bus7777]

Damn! WestJet is good but they need to do this!

[kidnosys]

lol, that was hilarious... this would help alot for ppl nervous on flying... the demos that i usually saw was plain and boring...

[americansouthwest]

I had This Guy From ISP-FLL He is Funny!

[MedicalAviator]

That would be 3$ for the oxygen if it is 25 cents per minute!

(the 737 only have 12 minutes of oxygen for passenger masks)

[gemimijets13]

awsome!!! this is a great airline. i use to fly this airline 100s of times wen i lived in jax. i just wished  they flew to clt

[sexaly19]

I had this guy before he was so funny.

[kybdf2]

Haha I had this guy on a flight from LAX to Las Vegas. This is too cool

[bklynprnce718]

lol lol lol hes silly i like it!!!!!

[tbird195]

I love southwest. This is so awesome!

[SuperUnitedairlines]

hahaha I wish my flight crew would do this hahaha

[DedmonStudios]

-Andrea + Barbra coming to make sure your seatbelt is on, your shoes match your outfit.

-Designer oxygen masks will magicly appear from secret hidden compartments above your head.

-Sit back, relax. OR lean forward all twisted up.

LOL! best flight attendant EVA!

[jimmyohdez]

that was cool

[GGlitchyyGGuyy]

WHOA! man this guys a legend xD

[nenblom]

UNTRAINED HUSBAND?!

[bluepanther1011]

And btw I love LAX. Its so sunny( most of the time) I fly in from SDF to PHX to LAX to SFO.

[bluepanther1011]

Its the old colors..Eh.

[StellaSanFrancisco]

lol awesome

[hpflyboi]

That laughing is VERY annoying!!!

[Loxspliff]

Southwest is eh

[KartKing4ever]

i thought there were no fees now its 25c to breath haha

[disturbedkrazey]

haha oh thanks!

[disturbedkrazey]

haha oh wow.I'm going on a airplane the first time in June oh joy!

[LifeInATent]

You'll cry on take off unless you know what its like... so when you take off... expect to be sucked in your seat and keep your head back against the seat, you have been warned lol

[ChophouseProductions]

I've noticed this is the old livery. Compared to the new livery, is the interior any different? Or did they just change the livery?

[bella3987]

Hahahahah that's hilarious.

[Jasonyx7Joy]

they make the boring flight lil happening and fun to be in

[Jakethesnake340]

@jackmaster907 Me too.. haha.. i had him last november going to florida for Thanksgiving

[Dnnysldvr09]

Till what year did southwest airlines start making their blue airplanes?

[PhatFarm60]

@Dnnysldvr09 2000

[skinyboi2]

lol! I think it would've been funnier if he said "... for you convenience" after mentioning the six emergency exits.

[freedomisfromtruth]

As a former frequent flyer, most attendants in the late 80s and early 90s were there not for your safety but for your aggravation. Airline employees think they have a power over you and act like idiots. Im not sure if that has changed, prolly not..

[crazykidsdad]

2:17 LOL!!

[gaylestephen]

The announcements would probably funny be for those experienced flight travellers like myself (I admit I had a few giggles listening to this, but i've bin flyin every year for nearly 30 yrs) but not for those who are flying for the first time. For eg remarks like "stop screaming & let go of your neighbour" would be really unnerving to 1st time passengers.

[AndyJay15]

"If your travelling with anybody who needs special assistance; child, untrained husband, or anybody who isn't paying attention to us right now"

Lol this guys awesome, would love him to be a flight attendant next time I'm on a plane.

[ELGASAYSITSOUT]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLL oh my god that is great

[blutengel1234]

That was great.

[kyungjinn]

Insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen... lol. GENIUS!

[ayya619]

awesome!!!!

[jpilot555]

love it! HaHaHa!

[daveandcliff]

flight attendants are not over paid waitresses! They are there primarily for you safety and if you look up crashes and survivors, it is mostly due to their training that helps those survive.

[xEmoxCraigx]

lmao, lovelyy...

[greuff]

Hahahaha... "This is a non-whining, non-complaining, non-smoking flight...". Either this guy is gay, or drunk, or both, but anyway, he is hilarious

[Dllshockk]

99% sure that guy is gay

[Mastertj987]

well so what if he is?

[Dllshockk]

... dumb question.

[CTaylorAustin]

@Dllshockk What is the problem if he is gay? It doesn't have any effect on you. It simply means he is attracted to men. Not a big deal at all.