Gary Lineker poos himself at World Cup 1990

[GeordieAggro80]

Haha mental. How the fuck did that happen?

[rcmanization]

i feel really bad for whoever exchanged their shirts with him after the game!

[dgs111075]

absolute class....

this has had me in stitches

[paddyned5]

Gwan Ireland!

[Lupinflo]

I'm feeling increasingly left out.. why am i the only person on twitter Piers Morgan isn't picking a fight with..?

[SalmonLeB0n]

Piers Morgan is an AssClown

[40chandrawilcox2325]

also Lets rock baby

[JoeFlynn1989]

@epicturbanpanda do i know you?

[Epicturbanpanda]

hello jake george and joe

[bubblesxoxo1234]

I know Piers Morgan is a complete twat but this is hilarious!

[m00sehunt]

Piers Morgan is awesome :)

[jackheaney]

Piers Morgan, you don't represent your country. You represent cunts across the world.

[lukee100]

Piers morgan is an absolute prick. Complete waste of space.

[GoMLkriscross]

Piers Morgan is a shitcunt

[KingSerjTankian]

Piers Morgan is a twat

[TheTshb]

Piers = Fucking twat

[jonnyparker94]

Piers Morgan is a Twat

[mhendry1888]

Piers Morgan is a chode.

[ajgdude]

Fuck piers morgan

[ScaryCornflakes]

Piers Morgan is a fat, saggy, cuntish, arrogant dickhead so why would you follow him on Twitter.

[utdrule4eva]

piers morgan the son of a bitch brought me here the fat dickhead

[chrischris098]

piers morgan is a fat cunt

[SirZingy]

Like if Piers the wanker Morgan brought you here.

[Ry4nbi]

gotta love piers morgans' twitter banter

[JackWood93]

Piers Morgan is a tit.

[SplatRT7]

Piers Morgan gunned Lineker :O

[emerald951]

i think piers has just promoted gary for shitting himself. i never knew he did, now a few million do

[Nanaasem]

Piers Morgan brought me here!

[cantrellodessa22545]

lol I love good company slow music candle lights

[daniloorbolato]

That is unfortunate.

[MrBakkiepleur]

whats the music song name?

[veracitytown]

@MrBakkiepleur Nessun Dorma

[MrAman707]

lol music from bend it like beckham, the greatest football film of all time XD

[blainyrules]

(Thinks up a shitty pun)

[sainglain]

Now a Great striker that got booked was Welsh man Ian Rush - just imagine if Ian Rush had of been born in England! What a winning team player you would have had.

[ShaDoraoz717]

lol Im a student living by herself

[nicolasg1998]

/watch?v=-x170Hh3USQ

[BFOEsteves]

Luckily for him, England plays with dark shorts. Imagine what it would have happened if he was an Italian or a French player...

[filipe30]

If its any consolation, Gary, I pissed myself laughing.

[Paxtilhoko]

Someone get him a magazine

[njclondon2009]

Like most British people, I think Lineker is a legend, especially as I am a Spurs fan. When I was a lad, I used to admire him for going his whole career without a yellow, but weirdly, I now think I'd be embarrassed if that was me - it doesn't exactly demonstrate passion and determination!

[BaronZTUKHH]

@njclondon2009 you dont play games if you are suspended though....

[meshen85]

@njclondon2009 It demonstrates being good enough at your job to let that alone speak for your passion and determination. 243 club goals in 466 appearances and 48 international goals in 80 England appearances attest to that. Players like Joey Barton get too much credit (and slack when it comes to violent conduct) for being 'passionate' when, actually, they're just dickheads.

[Jonathanizer]

Lineker, genious player, and man enough to admit this humiliating incident. Great guy.

Greetings from Germany.

[IIIGR1Z]

At least he is man enough to admit it XD

[CobraDeSade]

And he also scored a goal in the same match!

[tomhytyt36866]

so Hey guys, come see what the girl next door has in store for ya

[Airakobra]

Yea well.. I guess shit happens after all.

[RedJoe10]

I wonder what the procedure is with this?

[AVFCsi02]

The Germans are always caught out from the left foot of International Players. If Paul Parker didn't get in the way of Andreas Brehmes free-kick, then Lineker would've sent England through to the final with the volley or if Waddle didn't hit the post we would've played the Argentines in the final & had the impetus and motivation to get revenge for 86 & Maradona.

I have to credit the Germans and the way Matthaus made sure Gazza was okay after the match, he was a good sport. Garys the real hero.

[nikelover1994]

what a dirty player

[56adrennesrawsonm78]

erm I know what you need...I got everything you need

[bradders344]

gary lineker is like a proper hero of mine.. i`m a massive chesse and onion fan

[manlykblaze]

@345267348 thank you

[ShootOverYou]

Good think Lineker wasn't the goalkeeper. LOL

[nintendogames531]

this is humiliating-_-

[MrLuminicious]

Omar Arellano reminds me of him.

[manlykblaze]

unusal for someone shitting themselves i think it was a set up or someone poinousned his tea to make him shit...(mission impossible anyone)....neva watched football in my life didnt know the walkers guy played football i cant care less who ever comments bk

[GBYRNE123]

this video is for those who say the irish are scum........................ haha he shit himself cos the irish rule the rooste, and he admitted that he shit himself!!!! hahaha what a dick!!!

[GBYRNE123]

@SnakesShed look on the bright side for a min, he shit himself in a game WHO has EVER done that???? and he admitted it only for an excuse to back up his shame hahahaha i dont care how good he is, i will always laugh at him till the day i die hahahaha!!!!

[SnakesShed]

@GBYRNE123 yeah but he presents MOTD and all the money sais you watch him all the time. he aint watching you mate.

Signed

I Wish I Was Almunia

[GBYRNE123]

@SnakesShed i dont auctually like soccer or football as i dont like uk, because its against ireland all i can do is laugh at his face every time i see it

[sazao94]

e se aveva i pantaloncini bianchi? xD

[fuzzypressltd]

@FirmLikeMutton7 @FaroukdabashPresents acting as peacemaker, I think FirmLikeMutton7 thought your name was Jordan Lineker? Not that you were from the country Jordan. Play nice.

[FaroukdabashPresents]

@FirmLikeMutton7 How do fuck should I know you're from Jodran, smart ass?

[FaroukdabashPresents]

@FirmLikeMutton7 are you related to gary?

[dane123ization]

i respect him for admitting it

[19GirlBad]

he shit himself on the pitch. What a baby!

[Timski97]

Dodgy spag bog...

[decaffinatedoysters]

what a lad

[slaveoftheheart]

the ass of god

[efitz23]

Shat himself cos he was playing the Irish in a nutshell.

[daveeol]

ah lad clean it up

[spida777]

I need to go for a shit

[93Afrench]

ShitLAD...literally.

[TheKaphra]

now this, is entertainment :)

[bundeligafan]

Actually Lineker is one of the "cleanest" players of all time, throughout his whole career he never received any card, neither yellow nor red.

now that's a "clean player"

[murdock2k8]

@bundeligafan yeah but he shat himself

[sainglain]

@bundeligafan - sure the Answer to that is Simple: Lineker Never tackled anyone hard.

[iivGaMiNgNeT]

lol

[vapidbobcat]

Un tostado es un sándwich de miga que se tuesta hasta que sus tapas de miga queden doradas y crocantes. Es típico de la gastronomía argentina.1 Generalmente son simples (o sea, solo dos tapas de miga, a diferencia de los triples, que tienen tres) y tienen casi invariablemente queso entre sus ingredientes ya que el mismo facilita una mayor adherencia.

[lawnboyspost1975]

I don't care what he did,, he was a dead breed, no Strykers are of this class now

!

[TeenageGhoulScout]

press 6 many times...

[NottMacRuairi]

The English always shit themselves against Ireland, haha.

[iAndyi]

national treasure

[ladernierebande]

This is the ad for Walkers' new sweetcorn flavour crisps

[TheNameIsntSam]

@ladernierebande LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[zikadopantanal1]

LOL

[itkapatanka]

poor bugger...now you google Gary Lineker and all over the world this video comes up!

crapping all over the world

[sum41intoodeep]

lmao when i saw this i thought it was gona be bullshit, but it actually happened lol

[dale9bx]

@Fraaay ah.. come on now, lighten up!

[berent123]

31 people have shat their pants too on the field

[AcctNo4]

Dirty bastard

[sickb2200]

This never happens in American football. ;)

[Da40cal]

@sickb2200 no u watch black men in tight jeans jumping into eachother like stupid monkeys and pause every 10 sec. worst sport i've ever seen!

[dharpe13]

@Da40cal jesus christ what's with the fucking racism man?

[Da40cal]

@dharpe13 stop playin on the race card ya fat fockin prick. Don't get lemon with me son, or i'll cut your fuckin jacobs off. What's wrong with saying black men in tights jeans m8? what the fuck u want me to say? niggers with tight jeans? jog on!

[dharpe13]

@Da40cal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA alright brother. feel free to "cut my jacobs off", whatever the fuck that means. you're so hardcore man. fuckin youtube gangstas, i swear.

[halifaxshayman27]

@sickb2200 actually it does apparently.



[JazzhandsFrankie]

aw poor guy! XD

[EddyARB]

He should have left the field right away.

[ElleBbi]

How disgusting impressive!

Choice of the music is bad.

[cacaaleau]

never shake hands with an english

[project25012]

he peed ;p

[billyogrady90]

brilliant.

[27CLUSKER]

ha he was afraid of roy keane

[fxbeatsonline]

big shame, but nothing funny. who laughts - i wanna see you in his place, im thinking what YOU do?

[TheFeniks7]

Kto mistrzowie - wiecie co robic:)

[YooToobCanSuckIt]

Music is perfect.

[sol80uk]

Never knew Lineker actually S**T himself at World Cup Italia 90. Brilliant, and good of him to laugh about it!

[creasicle]

Gotta say he's a good sport to joke about it, maximum respect. Hope he didn't shake hands with anyone after the match though.

[duncandohnut1993]

It's a good thing the shorts weren't white

[MISSGPYATT]

Lol Garry, you'll always be a true star tho! :)

[farookbulsasra]

spare me a handball mr lineker urghhh

[simdude68]

no wonder we've seen an increase in sliding tackles!!!

I'm glad Fifa has got off to a good start with their "Fair re-Play" campaign.

Nice to see a match with good crisp passing, lol!!!

[simdude68]

sry for my sh!t joke.

[simdude68]

nappy Lineker?



[sycho67ak]

The only game of worldcup90 in which he was subbed hahahaha.. no wonder he had a shitty world cup compared to 86

[STOKEKNOB]

OMG Priceless. I won't be able to watch match of the day without seeing shit all over Linekers hands & laughing at those crisp ads as he's shoving crisps into his gob with that shit soiled hand.

[Gba1983]

Apparently Walkers crisps are going to rebrand as Runners.

[DanielHewsonPianist]

 Thats nothing, Emile Heskey was shit all over the pitch.

[bradder82]

LMFAO _ the comments are brilliant too, "I've shit myself" , funny as fuck!

[aidogfunk]

most strikers shit themselves when the played against Kevin Moran..

[guderiank]

just lucky the shit didn't hit the fans,,,ill get my coat

[pinoypride800]

poor Irish defenders

[JawzPause]

There are a load of shit jokes on here.....

[thedeathinmyblood]

HOLLY SHIT!!!!

[taka0h]

Breaking News : Nike announced that it has developed a new high-tech football shorts that make your play more easier, named Gary's shorts.

[tufao]

shit happens...

[JawzPause]

Shits going down

[lsdf95]

This is why i'm doing shit before game :)

[kady7869]

almost as embarrassing as those walkers ads he does

[skunks10001]

kupetto

[yapa81]

shit happend

[patlajanec]

LMAO, guess after that he was like "yo, guys, HIGH FIVE" ...

[creativebraincool]

I don't see his shit? where it is? Is it sloppy shit? Did he shake his hand after match? ewww..

[UstaniSrbijo]

British were always known as savages and barbarians...

[DanielHewsonPianist]

@UstaniSrbijo Yeah that's why we won the fair play award that world cup.

[UstaniSrbijo]

@DanielHewsonPianist It's not about fair play, it's about mentality... Few years ago, Matt Derbyshire scored in England vs. Serbia U21 match while one Serbian defender was lying injured on the pitch, 10 metres form Derbyshire, and he was celebrating that goal like he scored in a World Cup Final... It says enough about fair play...

[DanielHewsonPianist]

@UstaniSrbijo British were always known as savages and barbarians? we invented Football, Rugby, golf, Cricket, Tennis etc. Infact I just typed the word serbia into google and the top suggestion i got was 'Italy Vs Serbia Match Suspended 12/10/2010 10/12/2010 Fans Brawling & Riots' not exactly civilized.

[UstaniSrbijo]

@DanielHewsonPianist Golf, cricket, tennis?! Those games are not sports, they're just amusement for aristocracy... You forgot to mention that fans brawling and riots are something you're very good at, "Green Street Hooligans" or "The Football Factory" said enough... And country built upon colonialism is not some remarkable sign of civilization either...

[DanielHewsonPianist]

@UstaniSrbijo Britain wasn't built on colonialism, Australia and Canada were and they're our friends and came together to save Europe from Hitler! Serbia is best known for war criminal Slobodan Milošević and ethnic cleansing.

[UstaniSrbijo]

@DanielHewsonPianist Britain wasn't built upon colonialism?! Oh God, you don't know your own history... Just a quick remainder about colonies, you were exploiting your colonies for centuries, taking their raw materials and forcing them to work for you, taking slaves to your plantations in Caribbeans, raping and killing unpunished, they had to banish you with a shitty pole because when you stick to something you're like parasite, nu won't let it go voluntarily...

[UstaniSrbijo]

@DanielHewsoninPianist And about ethnic cleansing, maybe you heard already, nowadays a lot on that subject was said, Council of Europe adopted report in which it is said that Albanians on Kosovo were kidnaping Serbs and taking their organs out.. They did it with your knowledge of that and with your help, you provided them international support.. We have one saying which says:"you raised a snake, now it's time for it to bite you".. Your politics will come back on you soon, and you deserved it...

[1878EFC2008]

@UstaniSrbijo

Hey, nobody cares :)

[UstaniSrbijo]

@1878EFC2008 Then don't comment...

[sxcdanual]

@UstaniSrbijo just shut the fuck up man, every country and i mean EVERY country, has hundreds of instances of grotesque violence in its history. England just happened to be lucky during a period of enlightenment and exploration allowing them to reach all over the globe. I'm not excusing them, but you're being ridiculous.

[halifaxshayman27]

@UstaniSrbijo well that was sort of random...

[Tokyoesque]

Nessun Korma - None shall have curry the night before.

[hackweycom]

jajaja pinche cagon no mames podia finjir una falta y sacar un rato ......no cagarse en la cancha ... hecho fertilizante lol

[Ramoa111]

You're shitting me... OMG!!

[barrybas]

I bet everyone was queueing up to shake his hand after the game...

[bladerj]

@barrybas LMAO....

[Trevo711]

Shit thats nasty...

[fulhamrule]

I think someone asked him "who's s**t on the floor?" and Lineker says "David Platt, but he's good in the air"

[fuzzypressltd]

@fulhamrule that is the best comment on here. if i had a prize you would win it!

[fulhamrule]

@fuzzypressltd I need a new pair of socks????

[fuzzypressltd]

@fulhamrule i have an old pair of Lineker's? 

[fulhamrule]

@fuzzypressltd lol, no thanks

[challister]

@fulhamrule One of the best comments I've ever read on youtube! Cracking!

[red15stripe]

he should do the same to fifa but then again there not fit 2 wipe his arse there not fit 2 wipe his arse

[kratoz008]

song name? i mean, the song played at the middle until the end?

[daracmaw]

@kratoz008 - L. Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma

@daracmaw thanks!! i like this song very much! :D