OMFG Aborted Fetusez!!! - Riffing Religion

[melkorthedestroyer2]

huh, well that was gross and disturbing. I'm not going to get into an argument about abortions, but isn't it fucked up for either side to openly display dead fetuses, let alone make a fucking music video with them

[CanadiaNecro1]

If there's one thing I find more delicious than tenderized Jesus, it's chopped up fetuses. I ate my abortion!

[FHomeBrew]

> The blood of babies desecrates stuff

> "Saved by jesus blood"

> Often calls his saviour "Baby Jesus"

[Clara666CherryBomb]

Do you guys think you could riff Mark Fox Live in Miami anytime soon, or is it still in the back of the queue?

[Wes964]

@Clara666CherryBomb The Lil Markie videos have actually been taken down from YouTube, which makes me a little worried about what would happen to this channel if we posted them here.

[Clara666CherryBomb]

@Wes964 I looked on YouTube yesterday, and I found plenty of Lil Markie videos, they may not be the ones you looked at first, but Lil Markie is still there. Also, do you guys have accounts on other video-sharing sites, like Blip or Vimeo or whatever?

[JoeDixon]

Wes, is that the jacket you wear when you're investigating homicides?

[Wes964]

@JoeDixon Yes. And I always say something pithy, take off my sunglasses and go "Yoooowwwwwww!" when I do it.

[Eminemno1fan]

Wow, that singing sure is... yeah.

"Georgia's on the rag" lol

Where exactly *does* his moustache end and his harmonica begin?

No, Son, we can't go there, because... dead babies... uh... well, dead babies.

[Wes964]

@Eminemno1fan Don't you just hate it when you've got your vacation all planned out, and then aborted babies fuck it all up?

[Eminemno1fan]

@Wes964 Story of my life, man.

[TheCrankyAtheist]

He'd do well here on Oklahoma, where apparently we have way too much aborted fetus in our food supply and it needs to be regulated.

[Wes964]

@TheCrankyAtheist Yeah, it sucks. I always liked to get the Aborted Fetus Gyros at the Thunder games. But now that hallowed tradition of the not-Ford Center will be banned. At least we still have Sally Kern. Tell us how evil them gays are, Sally! Oh, and if a tornado hits the state capitol building, make sure you're in it at the time!

[MegaOrwell1984]

Wow this guy SUCKS, Bob Dylan he is not.

[Clara666CherryBomb]

.....What the hell did I just watch???????? Also, this is still better than Rebecca Black. But then again, and old possibly Eastern European guy playing an out-of-tune hurdy-gurdy on public access TV while "singing" along so it sounds like his entire lower half is prolapsing is better than Rebbecca Black. You can find the hurdy-gurdy guy video on Youtube, fyi.

[Wes964]

@Clara666CherryBomb Actually, this guy was running for governor (welcome to the American South), and according to the description on the video this was his campaign's "theme song". The mind boggles.

[Clara666CherryBomb]

@Wes964 Well, that totally makes me want to vote for him..... if the only other choice was a half-decomposed dead walrus. Actually the dead walrus would do a better job.

[Clara666CherryBomb]

Just wondering, did you get that opening clip of the alien kicking the baby from a Nigerian film, because it has that sort of Nollywood look to it.

[Wes964]

@Clara666CherryBomb Close. It's from the trailer for a movie from Ghana called 2016. It's HILARIOUS! :)

[commanderkruge]

What I don't get: In the good old testament god tells his followers to kill their enemy's babies all the time. So according to HIM it's okay when the descendants of those who don't believe in him get killed.

So why do those Xtians have something against abortion again? I mean: If you're for abortion you are against the bible, right?

[Wes964]

@commanderkruge Not to mention that most pregnancies end with spontaneous abortion, making god the world's biggest abortionist.

[L00NGB00W]

Rofl.

Blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rocks.

God loves baby blood.

Yeah, those are not abortions. They look like stillborn fetus' to me.

[electrogeek77]

@L00NGB00W Almost all of them are stillborns.

[Wes964]

@L00NGB00W Yup. And if those are stillborns, then those are all god's abortions. So I guess the message of the song is, "God sucks." I can go with that.