YOU TUBE IS SO PEDESTRIAN

[ConsciouslyBirthing]

sweetheart..... you are PURE genius! no wonder you're so successful. well deserved, Val

[hypnosguy]

Relaxs dears and have a cookie with your empty sprezzo cup instead of your pedestrian bohemian unlit cigarette and life will once againz have many coulours. kiss kiss

[MasterDayman]

LOL...

Very bitchy ! I prefer Val ! :)

Great acting, really... Where are talent scouts when you need them ?

[sublimebeing]

Lol, this never gets old! Val, when are you going to make these type of vids again???

[bizzareodin]

She looks hot in this but whats with the porno music in the background?

[bobguitar7]

Smoke biatch >=( Val is so much better, and you suck you can't even hold a cigarette 2:50 you broke it ROFL!!

[Angelatopia]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 I love Val!

[brooklynborn10]

this whole vals art diary and so pedertrian thing does not make sense to me please explain someone.

[1ClickMe1]

if u couldnt tell that this was Val, then ur retarded.

LOL @ the cigarette.

[vanparty]

you are so hot frozen at 1:30.....WOW!

[8MBK8]

if you like mine channel send me a friend invitation bye!

[FaIseHope]

thats really good, your voice is weird lol

[Mechanismo77]

hehehe thats sooo funny... i was thinking to myself ..Val is usually clumbsy and drops or breaks something... and yup  she broke the cigerette... heheh that made me laugh..!!

[alchemik666]

Impressing, like everything Val is doing on Youtube. :-) Great acting, if she didn`t say that she can`t sing very well, i would think that she has all possible kinds of artistic talent. :-]

[KenNeon]

This is the only truth out there. We need you to do more. You have to act before SHE gets to powerful.

[Shaylob]

Wow, I have never seen you act this way. It's amazing

I don't know why I like it

♥Teena

[BornAtNight]

LOL... maybe you're a little too good at this act?

[ting280]

val looks fuckin hot here, vote me down if you want but she's soooo attractive wit this look

[tobypeschel123]

he he he evily brilliant! ;)

[KACHALINOO]

you shut up ugly blind girl!vals is a great artist and unlike you she is prty. sh wont sale anything in your gallery. you ugly biach!

[FaIseHope]

lmao, please tell me your being sarcastic

[oilpainting1]

I WAS I LIKE THE WAY HE DOEN HER WORK

[ttakdliw]

~LaDonna Gio~

I shall bequest upon thee a life time of espresso. If only I could bask in your snootiness once again.

~Sir Andra DeAmora~

[Leeinnz]

Wickedly good lol ;)

[neowolf2012]

haha hilarious self-owning val, hehe :)

[VARGEEZRIOTCHICK]

the fractured cig...lol

art snobs are frigid and lack imagination!

[buzzdav4]

The cigarette tells us all we need to learn about this dumb twat.

[MinceMeats]

SMH.

SO this is what people do during their spare time?

Yea, the alter-ego scheme is so original lol

[solohans1]

Don't worry la donna, maybe Val will take mercy on you critics and museum owners. Also, 'people' may take mercy too! Val and people have an amazing capacity for this as I hope you find out someday.

[citarasa]

i must be seein' Double /a Double Agent /High Society 's Prototype Drama Queen ? (;

[Iwalkoncake]

SoPedestrian you are sooo hot!

[brianbozowski]

HAHAHAHAHAHA...great work Val...art snobs, no matter how good their work, are extremely annoying. HAHAHAHAAHA

[AmateurAstronaut]

I noticed that valsartdiary painted background first in her latest painting (Missed Connection). Maybe there is hope for her after all.

[diegoqwert]

The background thing is a rule??? I didn't know art have rules.... Sorry but you sound so hurted!!! :P

[vainihminen]

that's a cool espresso cup. is the cigarette ever lit?

[leonzpoczty]

You've made val's "hhmh" at the end ;-)

[sodie77]

Damn!... sexy!

[blackpimp4u]

You are just too funny! (and cute and talented)

[steelskyblue]

Nice going Val. I can not get enough of this clip. I watch it every week at least once. Hehe I love your alter-ego. :-)

[equestrianlife]

Lmfao, everyone knows its Val!

[hnt]

"all artists are vegetarians everybody knows that"! LOL Val's alter-ego is priceless.

[clove007]

What a witty video. Way to go Val. I love the dripping sarcasm, and the way it was delivered. Tongue in cheek all the way! Your portrayal nailed some of the "art crowd" people I've known. Good job. Oh, I love your work. It's not my style, but it's great. Keep it up.

[vickilynn38]

Hello, turtleneck lady! You need a cookie with that coffee and broken cigarette...lol.

[animesaul]

YEAH I SAY SOPEDESTRIAN IS VAL... cuz she is always talking about val.... and she has almost the same acxent and almost same face

[mikep5000]

shmee..

[retrocool05]

i think its hularious how people think that "sopedestrian" is like hurting val... it is clearly val herself! haha

[sleepsinhiscar]

This is Val! Notice the cute little gap in her teeth?

[AmateurAstronaut]

That was saturated with cleverness!!! I've never met a real art critic before. I must not hang out in the right circles or something.

[chopprince21]

YOUR FUCKIN HURTING.. wow

[tibex]

I know this isn't relevant but are u Italian?.

[gisivideos]

she is from south american ;-)

[usedforbattle]

lol is this for real !

[fairybreadsucks]

Oi B1tc# your being steirotypical..lighten up! get over yourself you self centered no body

[Nickygirl311]

she's qritizing herslef! (I think that's val........if it isn'

t whatever....val didn't care what she said)

[angelenethesecond]

LoL Valentina is very Weird - Thats why I keep watching bc I can relate

[webadage]

WOW! You're an idiot! Who took your cookies? Get a life and stop slamming sweet talented people. Just because you have none doesn't give you the right to blab about those that do! beotch!

[meandmyguitar05]

lmao u broke ur cig at the end. dont get so mad lol..i hear the tobacco company gives packs for free and ones that arent so long : p

[MorbyD13]

Omg this made me giggle! All artists are vegetarian! lol! oh hey Jagmandoo you spelled knowledge wrong...

[xecutey]

hehe, Even when you try your hardest not to do it, that little cute subconscious wink still slips out.

You must find it so hard to try not to wink in these video blogs.

Take care x

[JohnGolding]

I Don't Think Thats A Ciggarette O.O >.<

[lordes1999]

goseppppppppppps

[sinakuwolf]

thats a long ciggarette O-O

[jagmandoo]

To drink from an empty cup is to speek empty words, take the word (expert)an indiviual with a degree in a specific feild of noledge. ok,let's break this word down ,first part,(ex),definition,former,no­t to include,no knoledge.second part,sounds like(spert),to have small amounts of something,to speak of knoledge,to knowin small amounts,. ok now put them back together , you have an individual that has a degree of knoledge of knowing nothing at all.

[modonaut]

Very funny.

[zenvenus]

This is funny. Val is a great woman, I enjoy both her art videos and these parody responses. You rock my world.

[TiPpYtOeS1989]

lol, 'everyone knows that all artists are vegetarian', loved it.

[chomskyknows]

all of you can go to hell....LOL

[jellomnkey]

this sketch belongs on SNL!!!

[Klasichesz]

fat jewish farmer hahaha

[moxiethedog]

I am speechless.

[maitye]

LMAO @ the goofball reporting Val for pretending to be Val!

[AnUsHkA888]

haha...that sure is val...

[hdunik]

You broke your cigarette! That's funny :D

[rhythm7a]

Lmao! This channel is priceless. You are hilarious by yourself, but some of the comments just floor me. You are too good to be real Val.

[Jervns]

So this is the dark side. I kinda like it!

[ripe8888]

lol she broke her cigaret

[ripe8888]

im not so sure this is val! i think val might have a sister or somthing

[x31Kris1x3]

agreed...

[TheOwnedNewb]

Eva Longoria sucks!

And you are so pedestrian! Yes! You are!

[nanquan491]

val, i like this look for you lol :D

[Iravele]

if youtube is si pedestrian then why do you go on it?why do you have val in your faves if you hate her?why are you so stereotype? sheesh im reporting you for pretending to be an art critique!

[CompanionableIlls]

I hope you're joking. That IS Val.

[Iravele]

my sister is ignorant. i tell her not to post comments. yeah unless Val has an evil twin, this IS Val (how i hope she didnt REALLY report her)

[valsartdiary]

oh oh :(

[Iravele]

worry not, she just told me she didnt report u. *huge sigh of relief*

[ttakdliw]

Patches here, dumass human is still asleep.

oh oh is right!

Release my So Ped!!! or I will lock you in my litter box!!!

Keep in mind... my dork-wad lazy-ass sub-human doesnt change it often enough.

[wolfwood230]

fuck me hard baby

[KamileVianca]

You guys are so silly... the accent is different but it's still there... her face structure, her teeth, the way she talks,the similar music in the vlogs... it's so Val. haha good one chicka.

[bobsully]

Yes that Val, so plebeian. You seem to know her ways all too well. The YouTube peasants voting on art, ha! So frivolous.

[koookooolooopus]

this ain't val she's insuling val how can it be her even though it looks like her it's not her and wat a bad critic i'm a critic myself and ur not a very good one at all

[blaqueEMO]

lmao the fake long cig broke...

[SomeWhatModest]

Right on, another Val account.

[Marty718]

hey baby need a light nice your Lovely

[doppelganger555666]

I seriously think you need a tissue,For that ammount of BullS*it thats falling out your mouth

[Lildeemy]

lol this is great!! the accent is almost all gone plus the background music and the black and white make a perfect setting :P

[llerdy]

Wow this is the best conceptual art on youtube; its a great metaphor showing the kind of crap that comes out of a talking ass.

[SerinaJK]

Very European, but it wouldn't fall in the comedy section to be quite honest. You may as well go in the Vlogging section. You would flourish there.

[Pinkraider]

teehee =o)

[dsea001]

What an actress! Keep it up.

[tomismusic]

hilarious

[MochaStarbucksGal]

lol very funny Val ^_~

[rythmiccity]

Pardon?

[razelberry]

This is really funny.

I can't believe people are agreeing with you... like you're serious.

=]

[joerulesall]

lol that was funny xD

good job, Val ^^

[KaceyLove81]

what did you say? i couldn't understand a word of it

[CmdrZer0]

Haha, I pray to god you weren't serious.

[betweenhispaws]

This is cute, I like what you have to say. ;)

[terarealm256]

Yeh...this is so val....stop with the youtube drama...don't be another lg15/danielbeast

[massagegoddess]

It is the same girl, check the gap in her teeth in the middle. It is a cute idea, using another personality to pick on herself. neat.

[registerkirja]

I respect the irony in your video. Or is it kitch?

[ccx18]

what's wrong with your eyes?

[valsartdiary]

way too much makeup ;)

[ccx18]

that much makeup always makes my eyes really watery!

[makofuuit]

lol...i love how you stereotyped the artsy fartsy beat nick painters!

love you so much VAL

[bmwnurse]

You're cracking me up Val!

[CMFMfan]

i think if you do something like this. you don't have a life. or you'r life is run down people. and that about vegatarians, i paint, draw, write, make graphics and what ever, I'm NOT a vegatarian. and that about that we al can go to hell. With al... do you also mean the people about who you care? or do you not care about anny thing?

[snolballl]

you idiot this IS val!

[iclash]

umm...it's supposed to be a joke, note that it is in the 'comedian' category. I choose to refrain from poking fun at your grammar.

[PannaLogic]

it's satire

[treehamallama]

nice val

[phosgene2]

hilarious. 5 stars

[YlladYnot]

LOL! Val your cigarette broke! I like how you noticed and was like "lets just keep going" that's so cute! oh man i would have so ruined it if it was me, that's true acting right there!

[zeeloni]

Lol rules of painting? There are no rules to art girl. To paint something out of your mind and to recreate a feeling on canvas so other people can try to understand what the painting is trying to show them is exactly about reasons and emotions. This is a useless arguement. Go read something about art before sending us all to hell... obviously your just jealous.

[jaguarnoelle]

That was a parody of someone else.

[makofuuit]

erm...she was obviously joking, satirizing the art stereotype.

lol

[Taloon64]

OMG...this is sarcasm to the max dude! Go check out valsartdiary lol

[PHATSASSY1]

Come to me...

[DahliaK]

This was a hoot (all artists are vegetarians). I'm glad I followed the link on your diary today, Val. I like your weekly diaries and look forward to them.

[culwin]

You are much better looking than Val! What's your number?

[jayleeds2006]

I like this...so funny. I love Val.

[johndome99]

they sell art on ebay

[FarNeverending]

lol Val. love you

[mrcorduroy]

OK, this made me laugh and it looks like you couldn't get through it with a straight face either :)

[Frankiiee]

omg its YOU. i did not realise that it was you! i thought it was someone who looked reeaally like you! loll! i was going to write nasty comments and stuff. good one!

[TES4Akis]

Val, you're a great actress!

[iamthatiam]

u r so bad for insulting Val but if you keep ur mouth shut to her, yu can still come to my party

[sherriwestfall]

I came here to give sopedestrian a piece of my mind. LMAO you are so funny! great look by the way. Keep painting and posting, those who dont like your work dont need to watch;-)simple as that.

[pcloopy]

please accept my apologies.

I sent those videos as tributes.

please let me participate in commenting on your artwork

[jckea]

Val, u are the funniest kind of crazy! I love u for making me laugh. LOL

[Mangotropolis]

You are so funny Val!! xD I can tell not many people know it's really you... <3

[realguitarshredder]

I think ur better than val.. come with me baby..o yeah.

[HD41117]

"Go to Hell. Bye." Hahahahahahahahahaha. Bye? Hahahahahaha 8^)

And you never see Val smoking... I mean, who ever heard of a real artist who didn't smoke?

[PannaLogic]

funny :3

[leemarie85]

I have come to love valsartdiary so much, that when it was announced in the latest video that there was a hater posting responses, I just HAD to check it out! I was ready with my mighty keyboard, to post a response in support of val that was to be so accurate, yet kind and beyond criticism, as to slay this hater with my pointed words!! Indeed, I love SoPedestrian almost as much as her sunny alterego Val! Get thee hence to A&E, both of you! NOW!

[Ospire]

yes, you are right. Val needs to be more like Caravaggio.

[JPPhotography]

you look like val from Val's Art Diary

[ttakdliw]

"Tuuuuns 'N' Tuuuuns of reasons"

Been using that all week!

-I'm turning myself in for therapy now :P

[Aeroslin]

LOL! If it took anyone more than 2 seconds to identify Val, well... sheesh! Looking lovely as usual, Val. Keep up the great work!

[intivism]

yes. i agree completely. nice turtleneck by the way.

[cehatu]

This is really a cool video :D Could you please - without forgetting about your painting, of course - go to an Actors' College and make something out of this talent? I love it :)

[Idi0cracy]

You basically played a female version of me when I watch your videos. Congrats.

[reedmoh]

Right On Gio !! You can tell Val never even heard of the "Rule of Thirds". Every artist knows this and always follows it religiously. (BTW, is a Giocanda related to an Anaconda??)

[SoPedestrian]

Gioconca... from Mona Lisa

[MrNiceHk]

Haha Val you are a Doll .. Mad as a brush but in a good way. Love the videos ..

[MoeDuddly]

Ha, Ha, your smile gives you away Val! No other person in the world has a smile as beautiful as yours!

[thesoothingsurf]

Heheh-that was too cool. :D The antithesis of Val-a Val by any other name is just as good. I love your videos-even this bitchy one. :D

[ShawneeDev]

Oh my gosh! You actually had me fooled for the first 20 seconds.

Good job Val! =)

[PetrucciFever]

WTH? Shut UP!

[IntrovertGuy]

lol. Julian is hilarious!

[hamolina]

Don't mess with Val, you sad shell of a Valentina.

If you're such a judge of true art, then where's your fan base!

[SoPedestrian]

nonsense... I dont need ppl to like me

I have my own haters club.... yeah all those pedestrian artists

[ttakdliw]

Sir Patches here actually, My dumb ass human is asleep.

Yes agree totally! ppl are just a waist of space. If it wasn't necessary for them to supply me with food, shelter, climent control, and their pesky carcasses to chew on, I would eliminate them all together

[ttakdliw]

(Contd) You however captivate me with your Suave-a Retro-smugness. I want to run away and live with you. Together we can rule the world as I purrr from your lap. British Secret Service will be no match for us, not to mention all those pedestrian artist that can be hamburger in 60 seconds, especially if they have you locked away some where.

So hold on there sweet pea, Batches and Batches of Ass Kickin PATCHES is on the case.

[Belbet152]

Tu no estas loca ...que va!!  Es broma realmente te has ganado el corazon de muchos por aqui y cuenta con el mio. Sigue asi!! Eres super creativa.

[Russian19020]

Lol this is awsome, very creative. You did a good job Val, how did you get rid of the super-cute accent? Plus it was easy to tell that it was you because no matter what you wear you are still pretty :D

[valsartdiary]

no accent? really?

I just used a voice filter to make it more mean..

ah, I wish I could just carry that filter with me all the time ;)

xox val

[Russian19020]

Lol, I watched the video the second time and I could hear some words that sounded like your original accent, but overall your accent was totaly different. It was something like Italian/French, but not British.

Good Luck finding a portable voice filter lol :P

[cehatu]

The first thing I had to think of was one of these super-cute super-serious super-skinny espresso-drinking but not eating Italian girls on high heels :D even the accent did match with that, somehow.

[summerfae]

why would you want to filter your voice all the time! i totally love listening to you speak. to me it sounds unique and that's definetly a good thing. :)

[ttakdliw]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Are we is experianceing M&M withdraw.

Allow me... to sooooooth your pain.

[breadnbuttah]

whats that thing that pops pu at around 1:31 or 1:30???

[BGenerous]

It is the same image as the SoPedestrian channel background image. It was probably placed in the middle since YouTube displays the middle frame as the still image for the video. It must have missed the exact middle by a tiny bit. Silly "LaDonna"!

[IntrovertGuy]

Oh you provocateur you!

[scobum]

that was sooooo cute. this just keeps getting better.. good job val :-)