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  • Oh smeg indeed matey.

    Class!

  • Sometimes you astonish even me.

    Thank you.

    Cat's just the best sometimes.

  • @steven87gill1 both here too! lol

  • @steven87gill1 mine was both akshually

  • @steven87gill1 Both were

  • J. Lo would have made the same argument. :]

  • oh smeg indeed matey!! haha love it

  • It's weird to hear the Cat say 'justify' and 'contribution'

  • OH SMEG.

  • It's the cat! lol

  • What exactly is he saying in the opening? "To deserve such ?? good fortune" Superb? Superfluous?

  • @robotpanda77 Superlative.

  • @randomface54 Ah of course! Thank you~

  • @robotpanda77 What have you done to deserve this superlative good fortune?

  • I had a cat once who was named after the Cat character from Red Dwarf.

  • well first.. LIAR lol

  • Rimmer's bow xD

  • "Justify yourself!"

    "Spin on it!"

  • Oh SMEG! Oh smeg indeed matie!

  • Hey, I think that throne was used in the movie Legend. I'm pretty sure it's the same one we find Tim Currey's Devil in at the beginning.

  • I like listers one ''Get out of this than smeg head''.

  • rimmers judgement made me really sad and the psi moon one made me really sad

  • my PBS affiliate showed this one friday.

  • @fROMIOWA That sounds disgusting... what does it mean?

  • I think it's a shame that Cat didn't get as many episodes focused on him as the others did, but I think it may have balanced things out as he is the least complex character, his vanity and selfishness playing off the others as a good foil. In spite of that I think Danny got some legendary moments in the series, certainly I think he had the funniest justification to the Inquisitor.

  • why does the British audience or laughtrack always laugh when the word "bitch" is used? Americans don't find the word nearly as funny

    i wonder why Cat used "ass" instead of "arse"

  • @journeyman2mage what? they laughed after he called his mum a "bitch-queen from hell" not because of the word bitch. americans find toilet humour hilarious, which to any brit with more than half a mind wont find funny. sorry it's a little more sophisticated than (insert fart sound here) but that's just british humour.

  • @journeyman2mage The cat has an American accent, as does Kryten. Reason: unknown

  • "What else could I have been? . . . Yes, I admit I'm Nothing, but from what I started with, Nothing is up"

    every once in a while, you just want to give Rimmer a hug!

  • 27 people aren't hearing him on FM

  • Crazymad SMEG, so says the crazymad writer - AAAAGH

  • "justify your existence"

    "ive given pleasure to the world because i have such a beautiful ass"

    "thats true"

    "can i go now?"

    "thats your case?!"

    "you want more!!!?"

    lolz must love the cat !!!!!!!!!

  • 1:57 :D

  • Personally I think Rimmer and kryten get the best lines, but the Cat can deliver some pure gold when he wants to.

  • I just bought the boxed set, Red Dwarf, series 1 to 8. Smeg smeg.

  • Can anyone tell me what movie was the Inquisitor inspired from? MST3K sort of did the samething with Mike Nelson blowing up Brainguys world by accident and having an intergalatic trial.

  • oh smeg

  • smoke me a kipper......ill be back for breakfast!!!!

  • "Your judge shall be... Yourself."

    *Oh smeg."

    "Oh smeg indeed matey!"

  • "ahhh what's that in the corner, it's the arc-angel Gabriel. Well that's me converted, I'm a new man, hallelujah." <-- I shall remember this line, I may need it if I'm wrong :P

  • This is my worst nightmare when i die XD

  • 1:58 I love the cat's response.

  • what about rimmer keeping dave sane so the human race would be saved? if anything that justifies rimmer's existance.

  • There's a line by Kryten in this episode which isn't in this video,

    when he says to the inquistor,

    "But I am not human, and neither are you, and it is not our place to judge them.

    I wonder why you do.

    Awesome.

  • @TheReddwarff100 That's my fav line to. Kryten gets the better of the Inquisitor, & he knows it. :>

  • @ThrobnWood

    I love the way the line also has a biblical connotation.

    Just awesome.

  • I HAVE GIVEN PLEASURE TO THE WORLD

    BECAUSE I HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL ASS.

  • a shallow guy with a great ass...lol i love cat only reason why i watched m.i.high

  • Well first I.... LIER!

  • 26 people couldn't justify themselves. Isn't it sad when Rimmer can pass a test that you cannot?

  • series 4,5,6 are the FAR best! Their are exciting, new, original, fun and not to over the top like series 7-8

  • @chubbylilloser85 I totally agree. Series 5 is my personal favorite. Series 7, hardly and Rimmer, not good at all. He's the greatest! And series 8, never liked it much at all, even though Rimmer was back something else was missing. Didn't mind Back to Earth.

  • @RedDwarfReview Only thing i idnt like about back to earth was part 2 and 3 was a mjor rip off of "league of gentlemen apocalypse. If you havnt seen it. look it up on wikipedia. The storyline is the exact same and it was made 2-3 years before it and praised by its cult following as being original and funny. There were even lines from back to earth that were near enough used in LOGA :(

  • @chubbylilloser85 I see what you mean, after reading about it. Never seen that movie or the TV series. Will have to look out for it. Cheers

  • this is my fav television show

  • This is one of the best scenes Dwarf ever did. Hilarious. Thanks for uploading. x

  • Well, technically, Rimmer is, well, dead......so he hasnt got the gift of life anymore lol

  • @idontlikeit00

    The gift of being?

  • One of the best british series.

  • @Ondrus21 WRONG it is THEE best british series!

  • @AndyHighton Yes, I will not oppose, but I think the series "Yes, minister" and "Yes, prime minister" are on the same level at least.

  • I have given pleasure to the world by having such a beautiful ass.

    Best justification ever.

  • i give plesure to the world because i have such a beutiful ass XD

  • @shirosaki97 You have to admit, it's a fair point ...

  • Bitch queen from hell LOL

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  • "my mother was a bitch queen from hell" *laughter*

    laughter? i hate those stupid fake laugh tapes, so, so much.

  • @lygophile Red Dwarf didn't actually use laugh tapes, they were filmed in front of a live audience.

  • @Blobby1011. you don't honestly believe that, do you? they all use laugh tapes to fill it out, or hire a commedian to get a few extra original laughs to use, or reuse laughters from different scenes etc. live audiances aren't very reliable.

  • @lygophile I read that they used live audience for seasons 1 to 5, then switched to recorded laughter.

  • @odourpreventer

    Yes, You are right. Red Dwarf was indeed filmed infront of a live audience for the first 5 series. I can confirm this as some friends of mine were in the audience of a couple of series 5 episodes.

  • @odourpreventer -that sound's right, i mean you would have had to used canned laughter for any episode after series 6, it totaly went down hill when they wrote in that stupid women.

  • I have such a beautiful Ass!!!! -you need more??? mega lolz

  • Wow...is that alien George Bernard Shaw?

  • Hey what about the fact that without Rimmer Dave would have gone insane with loneliness? The cat wouldn't have given a crap and Holly could only do as much. Dave's sanity should have counted as a MAJOR contribution since without Rimmer humanity dies!

  • I used to watch this show with my ex-girl freind. Know i associate Red Dwarf with my ex. Also Black Adder and Mr.Bean. I'm not British either.

  • shi.... i mean ................smeg

  • "Oh smeg, indeed, matey!"

  • "Well....first I..."

    "liar !"

    Always found that funny

  • "I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!"

    "That's your case?"

    "You need more?"

    "Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy, but a shallow guy with a great ass."

    Haven't even seen the american pilot. It's true only Danny could play him. No one comes close.

    Americans are doing a lot with British comedy. I saw death at a funeral is remade. It's odd to see the same actor that played the father's lover from the british film as Chris Rock's father lover.

  • more red dwarf please dave pleeeeeeeeeeeeease :)

  • you need MORE?!

  • i've given pleasure to the world because i have such a beatiful argument

  • o smeg indeed

  • boys from the dwarf

  • wow...I found this show late one night while flipping thru the channels..during my sophomore or junior year of h.s...I fell in love with this show...too damm funny..from then on...i watched it every time it came on..i bought all the vhs..then some of them on dvd :)..ha..Rimmer and Lister are soo cute..esp Kryten..when he becomes human..HOT HOT HOT..i remember i always wanted to go a red dwarf convention..ha!..i would STILL to this day :)

  • @ColombianMamacita Yeah, that's how I pretty much discovered the show. Turns out some of my friends were already fans of the show, too.

  • Goit !

  • red dwarf rules and it will allways! :D

  • Haha, now I remember why I used to watch this show. Oh my dear I can't believe I forgot how funny it was. Anyways, I don't think I would want to judge myself either. Hahaha..

  • Can't believe I feel sorry for Rimmer!

  • hahaha i love Cats justification for his existance.

  • It works for me ^.^

  • oh smeg lol

    Liar

    No u havent

    No u didnt

  • lmfao

  • Seriously, Red Dwarf and Mystery Science Theatre 3000 are two of my favorite shows no longer running, and they both ran for the same exact span of time ('88-99). If you haven't heard of MST3K, look it up!

  • plus the new episodes of red dwarf from last year :)

  • bitch queen from hell

  • I'm not a big time fan of the BBC but when it comes down to Red Dwarf u can probably guess whose a fan :)

  • Cat and the Mechnoid are my favorite I have given pleasure to the World Cause I have such a Beatiful Ass LOL

  • Is that somebody from GWAR as the inquisitor?

  • "Some Might Say I'm A Shallow Guy, But A Shallow Guy With A Great Ass!" LUVV it!

  • "I've given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass..." lol

  • "thats you're argument?"

    "You want more?!"

    love it

  • on world is only two kinds of humans ones loves RD and second who didnt see it :D

  • you need MORE?!

  • yes im meeting him on saturday, how cooooooooooooool is that!. I know to some it might not be lol to believe me to a massive red dwarf fan like me, it is COOL!. i cant wait lol hes in a shop new me in the town centre all day, allowing people to talk and pics etc, i just think its kewl meeting someone who is from red dwarf!

  • i contribute to the world cos i have such a great ass

    cat FTW

  • No one else but Danny John- Jules could ever be the CAT. I saw the USA pilots and they were just SMEG without him!!

  • @MrsBetrDeadThanSmeg Exactly. There is only one goodd person for each role, and they got them in the original.

  • @MrsBetrDeadThanSmeg

    all the shows that the usa "try" to remake from british show go down faster the a 50 cent hooker

  • lol i luv cat hes the best

  • its brilliant when kryton goes back in time to warn them and gets jumped from behind by the inquisator.

  • Holly should have justified herself or himself then we would have known more about Holly

  • good thought m8, you sounds like philosopher at heart

  • thanks

  • "Can i go now?"

    "That's it?"

    "YOU NEED MORE?!"

  • OMG LOVE this episode

    "Yourself!"

    "Oh. Smeg."

    "Smeg indeed matey."

    Lolsome!

  • what episodes this from?

  • the inquisator

  • Ive given pleaaaasureee to the world cause I have such a beatifull ass!

  • now that´s a great conversation piece! :D hahahaha!!

  • "your judge shall be....your self!"

    "Oh smeg"

    classic rimmer

  • Oh smeg indeed matey.

  • @ottselguy The ultimate self haters nightmare.

  • @ottselguy 'Oh Smeg' indeed matey!

  • Yourself.

    Oh. Smeg.

  • Some people say im a pretty shallow guy...BUT A SHALLOW GUY WITH A GREAT ASS!

  • oh smeg indeed matey

  • LMAO!!!

  • the kryten inquisition is better when they say

    "In a human this behaviour might be considered stubborn !"

    "But iam not human and neither are you and it is not our place to judge them i wonder why you do...."

  • ya

    Kryten is The Robot

  • The Inquisitor has terrible aim

  • All villains have terrible aim. Imperial stormtroopers are the greatest example of ineptitude with a blaster.

  • The line by Cat was so well delivered.

  • "Well first I..."

    "LIAR!"

    "What!"

  • This was a good episode

    BTW did anyone see the new episode of Red Dwarf

  • Of course and it was fucking ACE! As awesome as Ace Rimmer? NO! BETTER!

  • Damn i meant to say roflmao lol

  • ROFLAMOU THAT IS HILARIOUS!

  • They are both extremely sexy :)

    oooh, Rimmer!

  • oh smeg :-)

  • That was made even funnier by the fact that their arguments actually worked.

  • lister judgment: "get out of this one smeg head", lol

  • hello captain, whats new?

    i need to talk to you old friend

    i need a holdiday because im overworked

    i know i know

  • your judge should be... yourself OH SMEG ROFL

  • He's got a great ass, haha best reason I think!

  • a shallo guy with a great ass lmao

  • When you have a beautiful ass, what else do you need?!!!!Lol

  • ROFL ....no you hav'nt, LIAR

  • god i miss this, god cats funny.lol

  • I like Kryten's inquisition very muchly. He get's the better of the Inquisitor.

  • 2:19

  • 2:03

  • hahaahah LOVE IT

  • Great ass LOL

  • Damn right Cat has an amazing ass! Haha! Hes so sexy :) That just showed the Inquisitor up!

  • The Cat - f#cking legend!!!

  • Best show in history, and i'm willing to fight any man that says otherwise! lol

  • HEY! I am totally ready to fight because .. !! umm .. well .. no you're right. Best show ever.

  • well cat all he needed to say was we got beutiful asses LOL

  • The moment Cat said "I've given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!", you KNEW he'd successfully justified his existence. He SO owned the Inquisitor!

  • indeed...whats the point of living if you are not able to justify your existence before yourself??

  • To bring pleasure to the world with one's spectacular ass, of course.

  • Even if your a shallow guy with a great ass =P

  • to be perfectly serious for just a moment, I'm constantly surprised by how much literary depth is squeezed into what is superficially a fairly puerile britcom. It's not particularly subtle, mind you, but it's certainly there.

    Also, I think Red Dwarf runs pretty close to being the funniest thing ever broadcast.

  • lol

  • HI BUDDY!

  • This is the best series of red dwarf. i love the way it's a little dark. It has one poor episode (demons and angels) the others, inquisitor, holoship, terrorforms, back to reality, quarantine, all cast-iron comedy classics.

  • Hey renegadedog, no mate, Angels and Demons is a great episode.

    Seeing "Evil Rimmer" makes me laugh, specially when he says "I'm going to whip you with in and inch of your life ... then I'm going to have you!" Classic!!

  • Great episode! "Can I go now?" "That's your case?!?" "You need more?!?!" LOL! Brilliant!

  • cats the man haha

  • One of Rimmer's few serious moments from the TV series. Sometimes you have to feel sorry for the poor schmuck. Of course, the rest of the time you have to laugh at him for being the pathetic weevil he is.