TNG Recut 2: Mr. Woof

[Duffytoler]

- TIMING! Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

[player1276]

hilarious. "please madam!" *ship explodes* XD

[scopeeyevideo]

Oh, man - she hit the button that causes the ship to fire a torpedo at a Miranda Class that blows it up and then changes it into a Galaxy class and blows it up again and puts Picard on the bridge in his season 1 uniform and sounds red alert for a few seconds and then suddenly stops!

...One must work with the footage that's available. Good stuff.

[V0nAnglesmith]

@scopeeyevideo NERD ALERT

[LordHannigan]

@V0nAnglesmith Agreed. Nice video, good tea, nice house.

[CrimsonMystery]

@scopeeyevideo We are aware of the continuity issues in the clip, that does not make it any less absolutely hilarious!

[givebeesachance]

@scopeeyevideo

I hate temporal mechanics. 

[kevlonk]

@scopeeyevideo Lwaxana Troi = a walking temporal anomaly.

[dazlovescarter]

wat ep is the bit from where Lwaxana is at tactical

[yoseppijoe]

A great scene recut, good job. Funny stuff

[degafreak98]

whoops...

[planetary109]

Mr. Wolf lol

[barkley3420]

LMAO...so funny

[NASCARwolf20]

BOOM!! XD

[jayfeatherjunkie]

Please madam! That is a torpedo launcher and-- ...and it is Worf, not Woof.

[emperorkang]

oops. :-)

[BulletNoseBetty]

Good one!

[YesWeCantaloupe]

God I'm dying that was funny!

[SugarCookietarian]

YES! LMAO!!!! One of your best!!!

[SuperDayv]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha these are amazing!!!

[scinex]

Lucky for Lwaxana that she has diplomatic immunity.

[pointman4000]

@scinex *BLAM-BLAM* It's just been revoked.

[fistcontact]

I can't believe how hard I laughed at this one!!

[kellyberry]

imagine if homer simpson worked on the enterprise the ship would go kaboooom and hed shout DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Barneystudioz]

OOOH! WHAT DOE'S THIS BUTTON DO!?

[AmeliaAmbler]

I am not Woof...lol!

[Symos]

Oops

[shadowdancerRFW]

Anti-matter is by far the most dangerous substance (if one can call it that) in the universe. Currently our scientists managed to create a very small quantity, which is being held hovering carefully, not to touch anything.

For comparison purposes. An atomic bomb can destroy a city. A hidrogen bomb can destroy a country. An anti-matter bomb can destroy an entire planet, even more.

[GeneralGrin]

@shadowdancerRFW I think you've watched too many movies. what you saw in "angels and demons" with anti matter in a container isn't real.

the only anti-matter that was created in a lab are single particles of anti-protons and positron. they are created in particle collidors and immediately dissipate. there's no way to hold them in containment

[shadowdancerRFW]

@GeneralGrin this isn't from movies. facts can't be found in movies. i never saw angels and demons. i know about geneva, but that's not what i meant. you should do some more research.

[GeneralGrin]

@shadowdancerRFW well I don't know where you read that stuff but it's not true.

anti-matter is not being kept anywhere in a magnetic field.

anti-matter is highly unstable and can't exist for longer than a fraction of a second (it immediately breaks down)

[shadowdancerRFW]

@GeneralGrin i just remembered exactly what i read. Ok, i know scientists succesfully created a very small portion of anti-matter. It is kept in null space (not sure if it's the right english term), suspended in it by magnets or something similar. That's how it's possible to exist. Wouldn't you agree ?

[GeneralGrin]

@shadowdancerRFW I would like to know where you heard about this because it's the first I heard of it (and i'm a big science geek). and as far as I know it's never been done.

maybe you read something which discussed the theoretical possibility of it, but not an actual experiement

[shadowdancerRFW]

@GeneralGrin Let me get back to you on that. I can't remember exactly, but i'll look. I do however remember that creating anti-matter is extremely hard, and will never be done on a significant scale using the current technology level.

[trlkly]

@GeneralGrin Maybe not for long, but you really need to at least read the Wikipedia article, where it points out that anti-hydrogen has been made, even if the amount is so small that, even if all of it were to combined with normal matter, it would only light a lightbulb for a few minutes.

[GeneralGrin]

@trlkly it has been created in particle accelerators but it only existed for nano-seconds before annihilating.

there is no way to keep anti-matter contained to be used as fuel.

if there was, then we wouldn't be needing fossil fuels anymore and we'd have an endless clean energy source.

because even a tiny ammount of matter/anti matter reaction would produce more energy than a nuclear reactor

[Unclevertitle]

@GeneralGrin

Well... if the antimatter is in the state of plasma then theoretically it could be contained in a magnetic field like ordinary matter in the state of plasma then placed in a vacuum to keep it from being annihilated with ordinary matter. Only this would most likely be very energy inefficient and a logistical nightmare to properly transport then there's decelerating the antimatter particles in the first place after isolating them from the matter within in the particle accelerator.

[Unclevertitle]

@GeneralGrin

So... it's not impossible... just way to freakin' hard to be practical in even the vaguest sense.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

Mr brother always called him 'woof' he could never pronounce it properly

[edmcadam]

FKN FUNNY

[monstermayhem32]

It is so funny how Lwaxana called Worf a dog.

[monstermayhem32]

I love that line when Lwaxana calls him Mr. Woof.

[cyankuruma]

LOL.

[Zeppo3]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[pfiberoptik]

He should have bent her over the control panel and tapped it.

[starlinej]

When I was a kid, I thought his name was "Mr. Wolf" thanks to this episode.

[M1chl42]

huh, is the hull of the destroyed ship smelting? Oo

[TheLonleyWolf370]

@M1chl42 it appear to be smellting but when Anti Matter from the Warp Core comes in contact with a hull it will melt it like acid....

[M1chl42]

@TheLonleyWolf370 I don't agree with you, because when anti-matter comes in contact with the hull (matter) it just makes BOOOOM :)

[robspartan117]

@M1chl42

technically the matter should just cease to exist as if it vanished or vaporized.

anti-matter and matter should have a reaction, but i dont think that it would be explosive all the time

[jigglesnap]

@robspartan117 It would release a tremendous amount of gamma rays, just like an atomic bomb, but bigger. Is that not an explosion?

[Lazyguy22]

@robspartan117 IIRC it creates lots of photons (i.e. light) which eventually becomes matter and antimatter again.

[spyrokid77666]

LOL!

[zensorship]

GeneralGrin, you are the best!

[lozzyloveyou]

Hahahaha

[mysticdragon75]

You guys are taking this way to seriously!!! It's supposed to be funny!!! THAT'S ALL!!!

[LOLMAN22]

ahaha

[Colyo62]

ROFLMAO

[TyMan210]

The ship she shot was a Miranda-Class, but the ship on screen was a Galaxy-Class.

[Duo11]

I thought it was pretty obvious.

[TyMan210]

It was for me too, but I was just pointing it out for others.

[wethreestooges]

How do you know it's not a Nebula class?

[TyMan210]

@wethreestooges It was the U.S.S. Yamato, sister ship to the Enterprise. Trust me, I saw the episode.

[wethreestooges]

Touche

[tomcatm16]

The ship was the USS Hathaway from the Episode Peak Performance. I remember that explosion all too well.

[rowdy8888]

Steve Urkel --- did I do that ?

hahahaha! Laura my sweet !

[ChelseatheHolmesian]

Haha! The actual ep ending left me so sad. . . ;'(

[dylandior123]

Hilarious ! :-p

[danschaoticmind]

lol. Famous last words too "What does this little button do?"

[RhysticOne]

lol

[BuckyRitualist]

lmfao not woof

[Lolzerzomg]

Rawr

[yllibill]

LOL Awesome! Love how Worf is more concerned about the pronounciation of his name rather than the fact that a ship got accidently destroyed!

[Sorayn]

That was actually two dfferent episodes cut together :)

[yllibill]

actually 3 episodes. Half a Life, Contagion and Unnatural Selection :)

[Sorayn]

MY bad :) ;)

[0001perric]

Holy smokes, nice catch man!!!

[yllibill]

Thanks man! :)

[f38stingray]

@yllibill No wonder he got court marshaled on DS9!

[Odbarc]

@yllibill Accidentally???

[shedininja001]

woof

[Carrieee0x]

Haha xD