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  • I firmly believe that a handful of Sgt.Hartman's Marines could have won the war on terrorism in 6 months lmao

  • God has a hard on for marines

  • I guess Hilary Clinton never saw full metal jacket, otherwise her and the rest of the politicians wouldn't be so clueless as to who the Marines are. Don't release the hounds of hell unless you want total war.

  • isnt jesus birthday in spring

  • I wonder if he's aware of the irony of the statement "God has a hard-on for Marines".

  • Takalua911 America was always here

  • We're so lucky to have America in this world.

    How the hell did we ever manage before they came along?

  • I got here from ponies.

  • Ahhhh... the arrogance we Americans have still surprises me. If the U.S.A. was founded to bring peace and justice to all people, then the motto: "God Bless America" seems a bit wrong. Shouldn't it be "God Bless the World."? The arrogance...

  • @PatrickSmithPhD Not as arrogant as the British. They were pretty arrogant back in the day.

  • @PatrickSmithPhD But it wasnt. 

  • @PatrickSmithPhD Fuck the World.

  • @PatrickSmithPhD

    f*ck you Doc, what's your degree in, socialism?.sounds like it..if you served and if you lost brothers than maybe I would listen, if not then kindly f*ck off peacfully, thank you very much!

  • @PatrickSmithPhD Have to bless us to bless yah. God Bless America, God bless the World my friend.

  • "God, has a hard-on for the Marines, because... we kill every thing we see." I can go with that. Thank you, every United States Marine. Thank You.

  • Jesus was actually born near spring or summer but I still like this video lol

  • "God... gets a hard-on for marines"

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @longsolid9 thats f-in great, 

  • My bullet has a hard on for Marines.

  • Best speech ever.

  • lol the like/dislike bar looks like a joint

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  • My father was in Core and we always had to sing this every Christmas

  • @MrSirCryptz Might want to learn to spell "Corps" correctly.

  • @museack lol, you mad bro? Why are you so mad?

  • R. Lee Emery is the Best!

  • Thumbs up if you posted this on Facebook on Christmas.

  • What film is this?XD

  • @Narutoisawesum Full Metal Jacket

  • That moment when you are the atheist in the room...

  • It's christmas in my country :D

  • I use this speech for motivation all the time.

  • "God, has a hard on for Marines"

  • this movie is frm 1987 but is funnier than hell and pretty somber. its a goood movie. thumbs up if u agree

  • @soldierdudem4  no you pathetic attention whore

  • @yntedehaan watch your mouth asshole, its my opinion, not yours, mind ur business. Thanks very much 4 pissin me off

  • full metal jacket

    its a good movie

  • Christianity is better than atheism. Whoever hate Christanity is a dirty communist. I'm Russian myself.

  • Like I said "for better or worse" we are influenced less than ever by religion. And with all your creative writing, and I might add, some of it quite imaginative, there's still nowhere to be found the phrase "Seperation of Church and State" in the U.S. Constitution. My Right to own a bazooka is more explicit in the Constitution than the highly touted magic phrase of "Seperation of Church and State"

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  • Hey! I finally found "Seperation of Church and State" in the Constitution. Artical 124 reads as follows:

    "The church in the U.S.S.R. is separated from the state, and the school from the church"

    So far that's the only "Constitution" I have found that says "Seperation of Church and State"

  • @Prowler609 So you want Jesus to be President?

  • @Prowler609 I know, we'll get Jesus Christ to be President. The angel Michael can be the Secretary of Defense, Gabriel can be Secretary of Agriculture, we'll get Jehovah to be a four star general and Satan can be one of his soldiers so you can really have your pathetic wish! SUCKERS! Oh, and Zues can be the Chief of Police! I use to play cards with Zues, Venus, and Apollo at Ceasars Palace! WE all one big happy American nation! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @IAMPontiusPilate I think Michael would be better suited to be the Commadant of the Marine Corps.

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  • @Prowler609 You are trying to say that The Constitution is somehow linked to Abrahamic religious orders which they are not. Those were added to logical thinking arguments by people that looked at the world and government with NO religious connotations at all. "God or the Devil" doesn't control anything at all, people do. People do good or bad. Not the "spirit", unless you want to look at humans as having spirit, but that is not "ghost" spirit, but living people's thought &emotions. Confused yet?

  • @IAMPontiusPilate No, I'm stating what the Constitution DOESN'T say,, which is "Seperation of Church and State"--- If you want to say Seperation of CH and ST. is implied by the Constitution then fine, we can argue that,, even though I lean more your way of thinking than you may think. But don't rewrite the Constitution with words that aren't in it simply to fit a particular agenda,,, like secularism.

  • @Prowler609 Oh I see. to rewrite it to include ALL people is alright then?

  • @IAMPontiusPilate @Prowler609 Doth mine eyes deceive me? an intelligent conversation in Youtube comments that does not involve 490 characters of foul language and racial/sexual slurs with ten characters of actual information? somebody punch me, I must be dreaming...

  • @TheRestrictedgamer Well, somewhat intelligent...maybe that was a dream I had. Here's my point, because of religion, foreign nations and religious multi-national corporations have taken over the American government rendering the masses of REAL Americans much weaker now. The leaders of America might as well forge the golden calf now and bow to it like the weak fools they are!

  • @Prowler609 Since you like religion to mix with state. As you know, money can buy anything. What if unknown to you, some rich and powerful men of Earth thought it was fitting to put a Satanist as President. They have a Church. A Satanic one! They would very much like to bring about The Final Chapter of The Bible. Revelations! You know, the story were you are all exterminted? Some "Christians" help because they're insane & want to "fulfill God's prophecy'! Religion go with state?

  • @Prowler609 The majority of people are fools and believe in the Abrahamic religions because their stupid parents and leaders told them to believe in that. So, as the extremely rich "anti-Christ" positions himself around the world with his ruthless storm-troopers of death, some armed with thousands of thermo-nuclear weapons and a host of many others that can end the whole world. Knowing they all die anyway, they would rather make the world die according to their religious beliefs.

  • @Prowler609 How would you stop that, especially when you don't know where they are, and billions of other people would think "God" had come to visit them, kill them, and take them to the afterlife according to plan like their stories say. Still like your death cult religions mixed with your government? Each story of the "Holy Books" (LOL) were metuculously considered! Still like "prophecy" and religion mixed with government?

  • @Prowler609 "And Santa Claus is in charge of factory production! I better see some profits Santa Claus or Satan's Clause. Whatever you want to be called this year. We need more money, the economy is in shambles! Work you dog, I mean god! I have a little dyslexia, I mix up God and Dog by seeing it backwards sometimes...Get me some prophets, I mean profits! I work all the angels, I mean angles! (Religion and GOV. are not the same and shouldnt be) You want Marshall Law on your soul?

  • @Prowler609 Or do you want more of the Bible, Quran, Torah to replace the U.S. Consitution and Bill of Rights? Not to mention the precedence of all the American court cases so far!? Your old religions are ashes to ashes and dust to dust! Let them stay that way! Their time is over.

  • @IAMPontiusPilate Sorry, but you seem to be the one with the least appreciation for the U.S. Constitution in this arguement. you have to take the good with the bad,, no twisting nor turning the Constitution.

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  • @IAMPontiusPilate As you say; their time may have passed, I haven't a dog in that hunt-- but I'm not so sure we are for the better for it. Are you?

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  • I'm sure Jesus wasn't born on the 25th day of december and I think he wasn't born on winter either. . .

  • Ok, lets say this: If you beleive in god, or if you do not, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. this is one of the best movies ever made, no need to taint it with the religious babbles

  • Guys you're missing the point here! He says Chaplin Charlie! Charlie Chaplin, the beloved Tramp is made tribute by the awesomness that is Kubrick! Enjoy the movie!

  • @jackzero99

    Yes , i've been living in the us all my life as well,

    But u cant say that we seperate church an state when we have " in god we trust " in our money . We have " under god " in our pledge of alliegence. And we have to swear on the bible in court.

  • @jayven009 Please post the part of the U.S. Constitution that says anything about "Seperation of Church and State"

  • "god has a hard on for marines" A...Men XD

  • "In the formation of the American government...it will never be pretended that any persons employed in that service had interviews with the gods, or were in any degree under the influence of heaven." -John Adams, Founding Father and second U.S president. A religious moderate is like a Communist who believes in capitalism.

  • @eilier Why? why not just leave us alone in our beliefs? why not just handle your own business? We never asked you here. You even said on one of your comments that you are not trying to convert one of us here. Why would you even search this?

    Please, just go away. You've argued to alot of people.

  • @bjcalpito55 Isn't it Amazing?! When you're inside a cave and you go out, you always come back to tell the other about the exterioir world =)

  • @eilier Too bad religion, foreign nations, and corporations hi-jacked the government.

  • @IAMPontiusPilate Oh give it a freakin break. There is currently LESS religious influence in our government as well as our society, culture and life than in any time in man’s recorded history. Just because we literally say: In God We Trust-- doesn’t mean we are still influenced by it.

  • @Prowler609 Tell me then, smart ass. What does the word God mean? Which God? The Abrahamic ones? The Jew God Yahweh? The Muslim sprit of Allah? The Christian God Jesus Christ's Trinity? Hopefully, you never chose Shaytan or Satan because whoa, you are in trouble if you did! I think Mercury or Apollo were good Gods. Of course, The Dagda is sometimes mean, but at least He is funny! Do you like the God called Kulkulkan? I never cared for Kulkulkan. God You Trust? What is God to trust?

  • @IAMPontiusPilate Shut the fuck up.

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  • @IAMPontiusPilate Religion has ''hi-jacked'' everything since the neolitic

  • "Religious controvers­ies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcil­able hatreds than those which spring from any other cause."

    — George Washington

  • too bad hes not real

  • @prettymucheveryth1ng Lol your that's your understanding

  • "Give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corp!"  LOL!

  • @txfreethinker Give your heart to Jesus, but your anus belongs to the corp.

  • @txfreethinker

    CORE**^

  • @06steelersnate its corp moron.. its prounced core

  • @gimiausername

    Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was too busy sewing up your sister's bloody cunt. She was beat up really bad by the football team. Shame that she's 16... She'd do well in porn!

  • HEY GUYS STFU IT IS YOUTUBE

  • agreed and yes i do have a stiffy after seeing this...OORAH!

  • DARN IT YOU CANT STOP CUSSING CAN YOU

  • Happy Birthday Jesus :)

  • Merry xmas, happy bday Jesus

  • Jesus was born in summer.

    JUSTSAYIN'

  • @SerinaLachance are you mentally retarded?

  • @SerinaLachance It IS summer in half the world, Einstien

  • @SerinaLachance And your point is?

  • @m3talcorps3 My point is that it's not really "Happy birthday, jesus" Since he was not born on Christmas eve.

    Isaac newton was actually born the 25th of December, so, Happy birthday Isaac newton.

    Thank you, sheldon for letting me know this~.

  • @SerinaLachance he is a son of a god, so i think he can be born whenever the fuck he wants

  • @Icanhasoboe Lol, why are you so butthurt over this? Why cuss at me through the internet?

    Boy, you silly!

  • Spent a Christmas on

    the island myself.

  • jarhead :D

  • I'm watching this on Christmas, makes it so much funnier

  • Happy birthday Jesus Christ... May your ass be stomped on and walked dry by the Devil Dogs!

  • @Irishrockdoc shut the fuck up

  • @albokk

    No, you shut the fuck up!

  • @Irishrockdoc good comeback LOL crawl back to the cave you stupid cunt

  • @albokk

    Well, if I had a cunt, I'd be using your mom's dildo on it! Now, do you want to play this game any further? If so, I've got all night... I'm waiting with a taser gun to nail Santa!

    What is your next comeback going to be? Can you do better than just the word "cunt?"

  • @Irishrockdoc you would have to take it out your own arse first

  • @gimiausername

    Sorry, but your sister is teasing the football team on the bus right now with the dildo. You'll be doing a coat hanger abortion on her later!

  • @Irishrockdoc ive just done an abortion on your mother and now i have to do another. oh well never mind. yeah my sis is standing in for you today on the bus because your not feeling to well are you. its a shame your dad gave you AIDS. you should have used protection. anyway all the best and pass my love on to your mother for me

  • A secular society is going to turn out great! I've brought a shovel! Who brought the lime!?!

  • We really need to learn how to seperate church from state.

    We arent all christian in America , hell our founding fathers werent all christians.

  • @jayven009 how is it not separated already? because of this scene from a movie? i've lived in this country for 36 years and have never felt any pressure from the government to worship god or jesus. people get offended over the silliest little things. i'm not christian, but i've attended church with my friends when we traveled together. i survived. no brainwashing or urge to convert. the majority are normal people just like you and i. there are some weird and creepy militant atheists too

  • @jayven009 "We really need to learn how to seperate church from state."

    wtf you talking about its been separated for a long time now

  • @albokk It technically is, but practically the Church still has a huge influence on the politics of some countries, especially the southern european ones (I'm Italian).

  • Christmas day is to celebrate His birth, not necessarily on that specific day. Thats like having your birthday but celebrating it a week later when its the weekend ect. Its still to celebrate your birthday. So...Merry Christmas and oohrah!!

  • 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

  • Jesus wasn't born today

  • @eilier Sukkot! :)

  • Happy Birthday Jesus!

  • TODAY IS CHRISTMAS!! <3 merry christmas everyone but most importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!

  • this is where bruno whats filmed? :L

  • Let's argue in Youtube comments.

  • Seeing that squadbay gives me the chills. I retire in 4 months. It all started pretty much just like that 19.8 years ago!

  • But your ass belongs to the corps! Hahahahahaha I love that

  • Robert Lee Ermy IS this movie!

  • Can you imagine Hartman doing a magic show?!

  • @mickey8715

    *looks in top hat*

    Hartman: Holy Jesus! WHAT IS THAT!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!

    Hartman: WHAT IS IT PRIVATE PYLE!

    Pyle: SIR A WHITE RABBIT SIR!

  • Chaplin Charlie... makes an awful lot of sense.

  • @masht11 *chaplain

  • Sorry. Sir. I'm Atheist.

  • @TheRottenSandwhich me too but this is funny as hell because its from full metal jacket

  • @TheRottenSandwhich fuck you

  • A lot of Ermey lines were "off the cuff" and not part of the script. That's the real D.I. deal!

  • Can't we all just shut up and wish Jesus a Happy Birthday (Marine Corps Style)?

  • That swinging arm still looks scary to me

  • this whole movie should be on a 10 hour loop

  • Full metal jacket, Apocalypse Now and Platoon <- my all time favorite movies.

  • Anyone who doesn't tear up during this scene, doesn't have a heart!

  • Did they still have basic training even on Christmas Day?

  • @johnny10301968 Charlie doesnt celebrate xmas, either :)

  • @KnorpelDelux Well DUH!!! Charlie,s a communist what do you expect.

  • @johnny10301968 Yes.

  • The free world will conquer communism with the aid of God... and a few marines. Haha R. Lee Ermey should've won an Oscar for this.

  • Jajajaja! I love this movie

  • God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.

  • Uploaded 24th December 2006.

    Are you sure?

  • WHAT MOVIE IS THIS???

  • @itzMagoo Full Metal Jacket

  • @itzMagoo There's Something About Mary

  • The marines slogan should totally be God has a hard on for the marines.

  • @EyelessSurfacing666 Problem Atheists? Lol.

  • @JuliusIsMe We are unenlightened because of religion, religion stops people from thinking, I think it justified crazies

  • @eilier Hmmm... I'm religious and for some reason, I have good grades in science. I think freely. The dark ages are over. If you believe in God, maybe there will be a God.

  • @JuliusIsMe

    Eilier is obviously not aware that many of the greatest scientists, artists and inventors in history professed a belief in a god. What he has written here is a shameful example of bigotry.

  • @Tuvoc310 Nichola Tesla was Orthodox Christian and he was a great scientist. Edison was an asshole who never invented anything. It doesn't matter if you have a religion or atheist.

  • @Tuvoc310 That doesn't mean god is real. . .

  • @eilier Thats not the argument I was making...

  • @eilier loyalty to God keeps a person from elevating human institutions to God-like status. Many of the worst tyrants and authoritarian governments in history have demanded unlimited loyalty and worship from their citizens. In essence, the government becomes God.

    Such governments frequently ban religion, because it limits people's loyalty to the state.

    The phrase "under God" in the US pledge of allegiance was added to affirm such a moral limitation on our citizens' loyalty.

  • @yorgle11 Does it? So you think there's a special relationship between our good old America and god. . . You seem to think God needs messengers, I must remind you, the huge amount of wars fought in the name of god, loyalty means nothing when it comes to the relationship between religion and government, men are as loyal as their ideas, and that's why religion and government must never be related

  • @eilier When did I say there's a special relationship between our country and God?

    A population that knows no moral authority above their government will hold that government above reproach. This is the same outcome as govt controlled religion, where I think we agree it becomes a corrupted tool of the state.

    Thus it is healthy for people to have an *independent* loyalty to God first (however they view him), and country second. The first puts a check on the second.

  • @yorgle11 I still don't buy it, religion is the main reason of most of our problems, sorry my friend but your argument is invalid

  • @eilier If by religion you mean Islam then yea but tell me how the real God and the Bible have said to do bad things. The modern society "doesn't believe" in God not because they don't know God exists but because they want to do whatever they want and they just don't want to believe in a God who tells them what is good or bad. Thats all atheism is- A denial of the truth.

  • @TheNikNaK88 No, I meant Christianity, It has caused wars, the Crusades, the Inquisition, arranged marriages to minors, the suppression of women and homosexuals, ethnic cleansing, rape, burning witches, condoning slavery, and the systematic fucking of children, there's a few little things more

  • @TheNikNaK88 The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people, the problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them, like you for example

  • @eilier actually no the Bible does not stop progress. The Bible has the most importnat answers. Either way we are not crazy people maybe you should research. You know how many witnesses there were of Jesus doing miracles? Do you know how many people wrote about Jesus? You know how much evidence there is for a worldwide flood? Dude actually research. These are only a few examples but there is tons of proof for the Bible. So before being devoted to ignorant atheism (nothing) research.

  • @TheNikNaK88 The bible is not word of ''god'' it's full of violence, and stupidity, the bible was written by men, the bible is like the qu'ran, the vedic scripts, any aztec or maya codex, the bible is just a group of stories worthless remnants of a time before the world's ascent from darkness, remnants of a senseless tradition

  • @eilier Not at all. Im pretty sure loving your neighbor and things like are good things but I guess to atheists its not...No wonder u are all full of hate. They are all historically accurate btw. The books of the Bible and there is evidence that the things actually happened (witnesses, people writing about it, historians). RESEARCH. Jesus saves.

  • @TheNikNaK88 RESEARCH? On th internet? You must be on shrooms, Those books could be ''accurate'' simply as historic guides, nothing more, there no evidence of the ''magic'' power of zombie jesus

    Zombie Jesus, he died for your sins and returned for your brain

    Prove me wrong!

    WHERE DOES YOUR GOD COME FROM? WHEN WAS HE CREATED?

  • @eilier God was always there her created time so why should he be restricted by it?

  • @TheNikNaK88 People in those time were very very very Ignorant, they didn't know where the sun went at night, with the exact amount of ignorance there also were witnesses and people writing about Atlantis, Ra, zeus, thor, horus, Mi'ttra, Attis, elves, fairies, etc etc In fact moder christianity came from pagan religion and Sun cults