10 Reasons for the Recession

[brouhahabob]

Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae, the Fed, our fucking government in general....

[1049402903]

Yes. The black guy is the one crisping and burning death. I see what you did there.

[rp1dmc]

JEWS

[natedogoverlord]

What is a crackhead gonna do with an air-conditioner?



[HaphazardCrappola]

I see Jew curls on the Credit Mac Daddy lol

[whatever890327897895]

Amazingly, you also found the top two gayest Supermen. 

[Noromongrel]

# 7, it's one of the guys from 3 Times 1 Minus 1! Hope the band didn't break up.

[Dealwithit361]

#3 i know how she got that cash ;O

[jlogano20]

#10 it looks like hey are humping the dinos

[bestplugins]

up to 30,000,000 dollars!!!!!!! give me this loan and ill disappear really fast

[AndyHocvs]

Number 3: No wonder American's underwent recession. Damn country ran out of Big Macs and started eating money.

[Dealwithit361]

@AndyHocvs and what Canada is so busy being important? get the fuck out of here and go choke on some maple syrup you Canadian pussy

[AndyHocvs]

@Dealwithit361

Grumpy... maybe you should eat your daily big mac and that'll make you feel better. People like you sir...

[Dealwithit361]

@AndyHocvs o yeah because we ALL eat big macs you stupid fuck.but is ok cause everybody from Canada is to busy sucking cock to eat big macs so its fine.i will enjoy my big mac while you enjoy being a fagget Canadian

[AndyHocvs]

@Dealwithit361

That's some stunning wordplay right there. No wonder the United States has garnered such a fantastic international reputation. I'm pleased to see your sense of patriotism has become so robust.

[Dealwithit361]

@AndyHocvs just like a Canadian to Start something they can't finish eh? Honestly,you say something so stupid and offensive and you don't think NOBODY will say anything? Your not funny, just a pussy who hates on everything that is better then them,

[AndyHocvs]

@Dealwithit361

Your advice is extremely poignant given you're obvious hubris. It's interesting that you hold yourself in such a high regard relative to yourself when discussing offensive comments. In which I made a comment and you responded by calling me petty insults. I'm sure the phrase "Practice what you preach" has no gravity to you. And I for one am not willing to accept that an individual who can't construct a proper sentence is intellectually or socially superior to me. Try again friend

[Dealwithit361]

@AndyHocvs i am insulting YOU cause YOU insulted My country.understand that dumbass? i mean you think your better then other people but your not and i don't need to waste my time on how wrong you are cause it is very obvious that you are,"practice what i preach" huh? maybe but you are the pure example that i could be a nice guy all i want and there will still be assholes like you, your just pathetic and need a reality check and maybe a hobby to keep you from being a dick on the internet

[AndyHocvs]

@Dealwithit361

You're just running the conversation in circles but surprisingly not generating new petty insults. I'm not interested in continuing a dialogue with you or anybody who takes a simple joke and blows it to unnecessary proportions. I intend to end this now. I'm sure if I said 2+2=4, you'd have a problem with me. You are the type of person that gives Americans a bad name, congrats

[Dealwithit361]

@AndyHocvs you cant prove me wrong when i say your a asshole cause all someone has to do is read your comments and see that you will insult my country,then act like a smart ass caues you know your wrong you pussy so fuck you i had it with you and your gay ass country.fuck you and fuck what you stand for

[TheTrueCorjo]

@Dealwithit361 THIS IS AMERICA! IN AMERICA WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN LOGIC!

[73barcafan]

damn that black kid scares me o_O

[juegas]

that jew was using that black guy to hustle black folks classic.

[newthrash1221]

unlimited loans and firearms

[Vtastic]

Why didn't we just ask the credit mac daddy to fix the economy he seems to know what hes talking about.

[landofconfusion2]

ten years from now "whats social security?"

[aqua13098]

Oh Gary's brother didn't lend 4 people money....

[TheRegart]

Im suprised Jeff Paul's shortcut to millions program is not on here. That program is so bad its diabolical!

[drakewingfire]

Why do this when you can weasle your way up into any form of polatics. Have you seen the kinds shit they get. In Canada here our "top guys" got freaking massive pay raises to "offset the increased cost of living" while telling people to make sacrifices when they already were making huge ones.

[TheOnlyAttrition]

@drakewingfire sounds just like the US.

[foobster27]

@billiardonline No one ever figured it out... So it kept going to try to make the world whatever set temperature it was... Driving up the energy bill to a catastrophic amount... Which led to the recession.

[justyoustupid]

Thank god that midget is gone.

[prfu1222]

Number 9 the twins can get it. The bootleg fabulous in the oversized jacket. Number 7 the credit mack daddy looking like a more fucked up kid rock/russel brand/gregory issac. 30mil no questions asked. man you can get a ac for 80 bucks. Shit is not that bad. Bitch get a box fan. Plus how is he gonna pay the energy bill on the ac anyways? R.I.P. Gary Coleman.

[CZRXCZR]

R.I.P GARY COLEMAN

[Fun3DS]

1:49 His voice explains the recession in a high voice.

[usabaseball8]

how stereotypical... lol theyre almost all black , wish they were black, or a chick...

[DynamicContinuity]

Im pretty sure Gary Coleman wasn't laughing about his family, that was grief

[kgme23inpink]

on number 3 is she about to eat the money because i think thats the big reason for the recession.

[Linmus]

wait,

#4: Why you laughing man? p.s. r.i.p

#1: It's called opening a damn window, the hell do you need credit to beat the heat?

[devilshomie]

I gotta ask who's stupid enough to do any of these things, only in america i guess

[dawfurby]

Which company made the #1 commercial?

[leeham991]

Is this shit real?

[daboodeef179]

I hate it when people blame the banks. It wasn't the banks who got us into the recession. It was the government. the Clinton administration passes laws like the Bank Affirmative Action, and the Housing Bills, those got us into the recession.

[kevinleft]

@daboodeef179 I think it's everyone's fault. people for spending money they dont have, banks for lending people money they dont have, and the gov. for making dumb laws and not stopping this.

[fdgodblade]

WoW....

you can borrow up to 30million?

haha.

That's enough money to start your own credit company -.-

[Diehard335]

So now I ask... Does America really deserve to get out of the debt gutter? lol

[TXtab]

I just can't pay all these bills with just my social security!

Have you considered a government sponsored reversed mortgage divided rate loan? We just take your money, put it in some broker wall-street timeshare dividend flat rate insurance policies AAANNDDD it's gone.

[MrsPrincessPricey]

smh...

[NuggetandSkull]

#3.

The invisible dick strikes again.

[treker999]

and the ad to the right of the video is for debt consolidation. Ironyyyyy....

[KridikJones]

Why isnt the stimulas bill in the #1 slot?

[BryceDella]

@KridikJones You must be retarded...

[KridikJones]

@BryceDella How? you mean that a $3 trillion bill, that most of the money on it hasent been used yet? Along iwth the second stimulas?

[ThatTuckerKid]

I'm gonna go sit in a corner and reflect on how messed up people get when they find out they're suddenly poor.

Loans up to $30,000,000? Uh oh.

[maniac5231]

When you include dinosaurs, "new" becomes a relative term.

[Madranter80]

I've seen those moultrie ads, that bastard keeps putting "we built this city" song in his ads Damn You Ken Issac

[onenonlyprincess2]

RIP Gary Coleman #4

[NefariousEvildoer]

Instead of number 1 worrying about his credit, maybe he should've seen a doctor about that seizure he seems to be having.

[JediJ971]

I was expecting a gun to pop up somewhere in #9

[alinkyng]

@JediJ971 same here!

[Underboss85]

#1 reason for the Recession? 9/11. The DC is just too afraid to say it.

[AntiVenomFangX]

@Underboss85

how did 9/11 create the recession?

[12derel]

Lol 3. Cock goes where?

[landofwimsy]

They should get loans from each other so they can make better commercials.

[bartguys]

Everyone who likes this is a sheep. The reason for the recession is the top 1% of wealth. It's not equally distributed. It's all fucking white peoples fault and how they control everything.

[rianpop]

@bartguys STFU!!!!!!!!! stupid uneducated  trailer trash

[bartguys]

@rianpop hahaha trailer trash even tho I said it's white peoples fault? You're another sheep. If you disagree with me then you are just showing how assimilated you are. Celebrities, politicians, athletes make money that we will never see but we all hope to see and thats why we give in. Bro, fuck capitalism and fuck rich white people

[Spasmolyticst]

@bartguys Dude, they're lame commercials. Chill the fuck out.

[bartguys]

@Spasmolyticst It's part of your everyday life dude I'm just saying. Be a bitch until you wake up and realize it

[hamsterman8]

0:49 is he a pimp?

[ricadrew]

Credit mac daddy is my new hero, lol!

[TheGhilliSniper]

lol #10 and #1 are the same people



[KingIncorperated]

Number 9 should be 1, just saying. And I think George Foreman needed that loan to fix his face when his wife beat it to shit.

[burnstagger]

#1 reason for the recession? Millions and millions of foreign workers.

[NOSEnetwork]

No matter how bad the economy is, Number 3 will ALWAYS be taken care of.

[Szayel22]

You forgot the real number 1 reason for the recession, stupid people who believe all the scams on this list...and George Bush.

[eyehategumbo]

maybe not the whole reason

but the credit industry makes it easy to go into debt

[beefygreenapples]

the god damn add in the right is making the vidoe lag something horrible

[jlmood2007]

crazy Americans

[gsparkway324]

of course gary coleman would advertise cash call. He needed it the most

[Xyan11]

CALL J.G WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW!!!! LOL CALL NOW.

[charmedmagic92]

Ohhhh... I get it now. Bad rapping is what caused the recession.

[TeeBee12100]

Number 9 looks so ghetto T.T Lol I was LMAO at number 1 bcuz da way they actin sux

[Deathsx]

so....niggers did it? :/

[alkebest1]

hahaha at number 1, the white jew swoops down to save the stereotypical black guy from poverty.

Stereotypes are funny!

[MissGreenDay7]

RIP Coleman

[TheWhiteRabbit1990]

#1 reason should have just been a picture of a government building.

[prophesize]

#4 Short on cash?

[GloriaD5767]

So sad to see Gary Coleman in this...and then the very next shot is of some woman looking like she's going to give a stack of bills a blowjob...funny!

[cokefanatics678]

That woman in 3 looks like shes trying to shove that wad of bills down her throat.... on purpose... giggity

[cokefanatics678]

6... THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO DRUGS!!! 30 freakin million dollars in drug money!!!

[Auticomics]

NO wonder people live in debt today with such bastard bank products.

[unknown2022]

Well thank you Americunts for the recession.

[InfuserGod]

JURASSIC CREDIT!!! XD

[AnnGbabi]

lol GARY COLMAN!! [#4]

[LoneNinja321]

i think #4 turned skitso

[zeppelinesque]

Yes, I would like to borrow $30 million, please...

[Dazwar4]

@zeppelinesque ok but you must pay my back at 4356.7% APR

[swadish]

number 9 was crazy lmao they will give you a loan so you can get new rims

[Dragonfly6160]

Where the hell were the regulators when this circus was going on?

[Citywater010]

lollololo number 1

[kelvin650]

wtf is number 9 real??

[ticogringo77]

Hello everyone! I heard that Youtube was the place to go for informative analysis and just plain old fun! I am in the right place?

[MegaCheesus]

kind of a disturbing video if you think about it. our culture and way of life in a nutshell

[Drunkenprophet23]

The last one was kinda racist wasn't it?

[blazeboy17]

yeah and number 7 to...

[firebirdthecody]

#9 is the greatest

[jokericon00]

No wonder why we are in a recession. No credit check, no money down, and you don't have to make a payment! LOL.

[AlwaysBonpoint]

$30'000'000 loans no questions asked yeah right, I guess the money will be delivered by Lord Lucan and John Conner riding on a pink unicorn.

[ansionnachcliste]

So the niggers stole all our money?

[blazeboy17]

racist fuck, when will u ever learn not to use the n word?

[SquirtOutADump]

nigger nigger nigger slave slave slave.Niggers should be slaves.

[taiyo06]

@ansionnachcliste do us all a favor; Cut off your dick or sew your pussy shut. Shoot yourself in the head while you're at it. And don't miss, Smallcock.

[blazeboy17]

@taiyo06 I'm with u man, tired of these nazi offspring motherfuckers

[ThePsychoReturns]

"United Loans and Firearms"

Oh my god.

[joaquin1527]

LOL #9 is the funniest!

[Dyen23]

Oh, yeah... #9 explains it all...

[lacrossefan2]

hahahaha wow

[InfuserGod]

Holy shit! I remember that Gary Coleman commercial! O_o

[daiev]

Gary coleman! the worlds money woes rest on your shoulders!

I actually have that jurrassic park toy that those two guys are riding, think i could get a lot for it on ebay :p

[caseygtr]

Yay!!!!! no credit checks...... with loan hand outs like these it's a wonder that we're not in some sort of Mad Max scenario yet.

[rich8642]

hahaha i know, and now that the economy has gone to shit, the people who own the loan companies are relaxing on a private island somewhere.

[Pokemvp]

9 explains the recession... It also explains Detroit...

[a4ol]

@Pokemvp Keep up with #9 ad #8 and we will be melting down like Greece in a year.

[gopconservative78]

@Pokemvp Camden, New Orleans, all the Negro hotspots

[strikeeagle32]

Aha! So Gary Coleman is to blame for this mess! I knew It!!!

[AnAppleADei]

@strikeeagle32

Whatchu' talkin' bought?

[bananalighter]

I fuckin hate local car commercials. The owners make bigass fools out of themselves. Get's on my fuckin nerves.

[TheFrenchers]

Good stuff!!! Check out "money makes you crazy" on youtube, Username:TheFrenchers.

[BADRANG23]

the guy at # 7 was trippin lol what a pimp

[nuroe1]

no.3 was obviously photoshopped it wasn't a wad of money she was holding..no no it was quite obviously a penis hahahahaha

[tomatoespotatoes23]

who advertises with pimps?

[nishant625]

HAHA!!

I agree, #1 is too wtf-quality....

[sabeeh89]

WTF was #1

[blackberryjuice1]

I guess you had to grow up in St. Louis to understand...

[NeONh8]

loans up to $30 000 000?????

#7 was soo wangster!!!

[doublejax]

Secretary of Finance: Gary Coleman!

[gustavgasca]

no way! are all those real??? jesus fucking christ!! wait, u stop fuking him and start fucking us... we're soo screw...

[luger74]

#4...no one would lend me money...not even my realitves ahahahahaahaha...i liked his show but lawl...its funny XD

[themanwiththepan]

i mean 6

[themanwiththepan]

30,000,000 dollars with no questions????? #4

[themooddisorders]

#4 LOL

[heckamuch]

are all those real????? WTF

[GRLWHOLIKESFUNNYSHT]

Number one is hilarious!

[2glassbottle2]

LMAO #4 XD

[BeckieHings]

LMAO on #1

[strofboar]

I can believe #1 is the #1 reason

[swecks]

thanks america..

[jerseythedevil]

You're welcome!

[tehmanwitplan1337]

i remember seeing 4 on tv

[caseygtr]

I do remember something back in history class where people were just abusing credit just before 1929 during that live like there's no tomorrow Charleston dance party time era

[KiwiMongrel90]

i bet #3 gives a mean bj

[megaultradamn]

lol

[SKYDLEYwoo]

have you considered...paying your fukin bills!? O_o

[mrmurda]

Yeah Gary Coleman !!

[Goldberg1290]

#7 is such a gdamn wigger

[87bri]

$30,000,000 wtf even the picture loans in the uk wasnt that money grabbing

how the fuck can anyone pay that off which would be $50,000,000+ :O

[TheBaronGuy]

loans are a trick, basically you gget money and have to pay it back at an increased price, if you think a loan is a good idea, your a jackass

[Cream147player]

Well some loans are necessary e.g. mortgages. But some of those offers were certainly NOT advisable.

[UPRTitoStorm]

You must be joking...CLEARLY you don't know shit about economics!

[Kimbahley]

Wow #1 is a great way to fix the economy. Why did we never think to roll around in the sand and waiting for a brown superman to give us some money!?

[shaydm06]

number 9....funny as shit

[caveman175]

AAHAAAA NUMBAAAR FOOOOAAAAR :3

[MapleManiac9001]

Yes, I need Thirty Million Dollars, please.

I was told there would be no questions asked, thank you very much.

[wafeldude]

ROFL!

[Melirune]

#1 Could have also doubled as a Drug PSA

[mikeboogie25]

LMAO best list you've ever done

[Campingcam]

you must be REALLY good to get both 10th and 1st

[jxsilicon9]

Those cash advance companies are loan sharks. Massive interest.

[shadowmannnnn]

oh sorry

[shadowmannnnn]

HAHA the guy on the right in #10 is the same guy as #1,atleast it looks,LOL

[TylerCurtis69]

#4 hahaha

[CaribbeanZeldaFan]

Let me guess, most of those companies are bankrupt-_-

[gilbertpinson]

#9 is doesn't just explain the recession. It also explains Detroit.

[swapert22]

the chick on #3 looks like shes about to suck dick

[Flipshark11]

exactly what I was going to type. lulz

[speeches]

13 Secs. WOW. Speeches is Speechless!

[smotsliner]

1:17 i love gary coleman he is so great lol