Sci-Fi Spring Break Ep. 2: Cyberzone (1995)

[wcmartell]

This was written and made as a comedy - kind of a goofy action flick. But they wanted a *serious* movie about robot hookers from outer space, so they tried to cut out all of the jokes and gags. Problem is - you can not have a serious movie about robot hookers from outer space - it's a silly idea. Script was a parody of... EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (not BLADE RUNNER). Check out the back of the video box synopsis the producer came up with "dangerous androids" to describe the walking boob jobs!

[cernex]

Wait a second... that mook (the one that got shot and killed by the 0:35 mark) looks almost identical to Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect video game series! HOLY COW!

[Magnolia296]

Yes, it was B-grade movie but I really love it. I like the storyline and visual effects (undrerwater scenes) weren't that bad. Marc Singer and Rochelle Swanson great.

I miss the 90's

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

1:25 Because who needs anti aircraft guns when you can just use a magnum revolver? And that explosion is awfull!

[matthewcstevens]

Did Marc Singer insert a bit of self-parody when he stared at the chopper explosion? A "how the hell did that happen?" stare? Or was he just thinking, "How the hell did I sink to this?"

[GoblinXXX]

1:46- HELLOOOOOO, Nurse! I'm convinced, this is a good movie.

[StoneColdSergio]

I have to admit, the band-aid line was pretty cool.

[walkerredeye]

ive seen this as phoenix 2! it came in a double pack with phoenix and teh stories just about storylien up sortov

[Maciste28]

The spaceship footage is ripped off from BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS.

[maddog015]

"Let's go to my place. I gotta band-aid there." Nice pick up line.

[BeastOfTraal]

I don't have time to bleed

[kassemir]

Were there no Gigolo droids?

Ha, but these reviews are great and entertaining!!!

[brandonsexywhitaker]

HAHA Dude boobs are boobs, sorta. but you know what i mean. I just hate those balogna nipples. Creeps me out.

[Indigodelta383]

love your misirlou remix

[vanderzarth]

Your comments awesome!^^

[peterfinnfilms]

1:30 - That's some great acting right there. "I don't have time to bleed."

[MrJohndoakes]

@peterfinnfilms Just a ripoff of "Pain don't hurt" from "Road House."

I love how "futuristic" the helicopter is, and that explosion looks like it was clipped from an old He-Man cartoon.

[finemaus18]

love the concept of "90s boobs" :D

[watercooler]

@finemaus18 80s boobs are better. And 70s boobs are groovier.

[NostalgiaCriticFan4]

nice tits

[lordzhuge]

it's like witchcraft in space.

So, Spacecraft?

[BaldurandVali]

@lordzhuge starcraft?

[lordzhuge]

@BaldurandVali ...............maybe

[Naxwell]

@lordzhuge

Or maybe, Starcraft?

[GaPchGal]

Your title is much better. 

[TheDeaditeSlayer]

Lol that explosion is hilarious! And the script could use work.....

[watercooler]

@TheDeaditeSlayer Oh I don't know, I think the script from Predator is pretty good...

[TheDeaditeSlayer]

@watercooler After looking up this movie and seeing that it was directed by Fred Olen Ray, that pretty much explains everything. And yup, script from Predator is awesome :D

[tudortoomey]

Pleasure droids. yes

[tudortoomey]

Keep it up :)