Hmmm.... all jokes apart, 2011 has been a quite apocalyptic year... so things just might be building up to "really serious events" for 2012. Fact is, I'm feeling a whole lot less confident about 2012 passing off uneventfully, after all. Hmmm....
Matthew 24:31 - & he will send out his angels with the mighty blast of a trumpet, & they will gather his chosen one's from all over the world--from the farthest ends of earth & heaven.
Daniel 12:12 - & blessed are those who wait & remain until the end of the 1,335 days!
Matthew 24:15,16 - "So when you see the abomination of desolation spoken of by the prophet Daniel, standing in the holy place (let the reader understand), then those in Judea must flee to the hills."
I' a christian, and this really makes me mad. Why do people keep putting rapture dates on stuff?! It's not going to happen because in the Bible it makes it clear that no man shall know the date and time of the end. It makes it too easy for people to make fun of us. ^^ *facepalms*
Here's to the 2012 Mayan predicted Apocalypse and if that proves to be a let down then theirs the 2016 apoc of bio warfare to fall back on and if not there's the 2034 one and the 2047 sep-14 one too, but not to be too discouraged from this years let down because there's a whole 4 more that was predicted for this year also, I know this because I wrote them all in my diary which I bought in 1900.......because you see I'm a time traveler!!!
@TheJohnhelp And if only God knows, then no one knows. Don't know if that was clear enough. I meant there isn't a God, except the God of Thunder. Of course he's just a doctor now. You may have heard of him?
@MxOxRxRxIxS no man theres no such thing as a god of thunder for The Lord thy God is God of all things he owns all things like Thunders,lightings,sun,moon and the stars and everything you see for the Lord God is only one God.God is real and you must know it that God is real He is the possessor of Heaven and the earth its very clear enough that no one knows only God the Father knows.
Apparently, the day of rapture has been moved (again!). It's now scheduled for October 21, 2011. At this rate the Rapturist's are going to run out of 21's for the date
Some think that the rapture did happen, only no-one was deemed worthy to be raptured and so we're now living in hell on Earth and utter chaos. My personal opinion that this is what did in fact happen, only it happened back in 1994 and Harold Camping was right the first time round.
Harold Camping has now moved Judgement Day to October 21st, 2011. He said it didn't happen May 21st because there weren't enough people "worthy" of being raptured. :)
Physically impossible for this to happen, earthquakes can only occur near the Earth's plates where the rub against each other causing a movement in a few miles from the epicenter.
This 89 year old has no idea what he's talking about, his prediction failed in '94, and last week. And there is no proof of heaven, hell, or rapture. (how the hell will you float? A gravity defying suit???)
And to top this all off, in the bible it states no man should know when the end will occur.
To bad he didnt predict it for Early March People might have actually believe him after the Japan Quake ! lol or Maybe that was it and we were all just left behind ! haha
PEOPLE!! THE RAPTURE DIDN'T HAPPEN! According to Harold Camping there was supposed to be a large earthquake worldwide at 6pm no matter where you were (which doesn't make sense cause of time zones). According to the bible right after judgement day comes 5 months of torure all over the world (tsunamis, earthquake, volcanoes, etc). So I asked do YOU really feel tortured? If the rapture happened, you would have felt it in the ground. Also MATTHEW 24:36 - ONLY GOD KNOWS THE END OF DAYS!!! So shutup!
@atchoo2u also, to be noted is that the locusts come from an earthly source, but are doing the will of God. so the ones representing the locusts are God's servants, and they are causing a form of anguish to those whom God opposes.
@damoser that torment applies to a specific group, not everyone in general who is living on earth. also, it's brought about by locusts, which are symbolic like most of the rest of Revelation. the reason they say five months is the amount of time the locusts will torment them, is because a locust lives about six months. the torment is compared to a sting from a scorpion. most scorpion stings aren't fatal, but cause great pain.
@darkshade219 yeah, you might want to read the comments above this one. we're past where the source is found. and just so you know, the five months to which you refer happens before judgement day, not after. judgement day is after armageddon. the order we are currently looking for is Babylon the Great falls (Rev 17:16) God's war/ armageddon (Rev 19:19-21) Satan bound for 1000 years (Rev 20:1,2) Rest of dead resurrected, but not come to life in the fullest since (Rev 20:5)
@darkshade219 Satan released, final test (Rev 20:7-10) Final judgement/ judgement day (Rev 20:11-15) Heaven, earth and all humans restored to original purpose as perfect sons of God (Rev 21:1-27)
@damoser do me a favor since this was based on ONE guys prediction: Prove him right. If the rapture happened as he said, the world is should be in chaos. You realize Camping got millions cause of this right? You know that if all this was true it wouldnt be a joke in the news & it would have been taken very seriously. Only god knows when all this will happen not a guy who orginally said the world ends in 1994. Im not listenin to this guy make a mockery of my religion. Btw why didnt he get taken?
@darkshade219 lol, i can't prove his stupidity right. i don't know why you'd assume that i agree with what he says. i already proved that i have a better understanding of bible prophesy than him and all his colleagues. he's an idiot, who ignores the bible, and uses religion as an excuse to garner fame and money. not dissimilar to the rest of christendom's clergy, minus the fame part.
I hope everyone's kept up to date, the guy appeared in public today again, apparently it was a slight misunderstanding. The real end of the world is Oct 21 of this year.. Fingers crossed everyone!
Well there's always the possibility that the raapture DID happen, but that very few, if any of us, were taken because we are all bad we've been left waiting for judgement day
So we're still here, bloke. Still ingesting things and converting them to waste material that is of no use to anybody. It might get better though...yeah.
my theory is the americans mistook jesus for osama bin ladin, with no jesus at the party the anti-christ didn't bother showing up ether. so now we're stuck with the christians for another 2,000 years.
@jay19xxx Ooooopphhhh, being born to die and have nothing to look forward to. . . Well that's depressing. . . Guess I'll sell my xbox, bid my parents adue, and live in a spacious garbage can with a comfortable trash bag from this point and see how it goes from there.
ohhhhh now i get it , when i read some article's on that other date Oct. 21" , they did not mention the year, how clever, now i know when to stalk up on booze again, lol.
@IgWannA2 Lets party on October 20th, 2011 (Because its suppose to be the end of the world. BUT IT WON'T! XD) Then we party on December 20th, 2012! (But it won't end. Its an end of an age, so nothing happens)
Damnit! And I've ended the rental on my apartment, sold off my car and other belongings that can't be raptured, told my boss to say hello to the devil from me. Where do I go from here?
@kekke2000 It's all good. According to reports from the church. The rapture did take place, but up there. So, the world is still coming to an end in 5 months. In other words the paperwork has been filed, there are no more appeals or others able to put in late entry form. It is just a matter of Oct. 21 now. So just hang in there. At least you're homeless during the warm months (unless you're from down under, but I don't think anyone from down there was eligible for the Rapture anyway).
Yes. No point in being upset. Let's hope for the best with next year's apocalypse, shall we? Meanwhile, how about I lead us all in a nice uplifting hymn?
("Uplifting"... ha ha! geddit? Hey, I could do this stuff, y'know. Now, here's my tambourine?)
I've got adult ADD, diabetes and mild depression, I'm not religious and don't have any views on God because I can't absorb information whether God exists or not. Will I still be allowed into heaven if I don't have any beliefs on the subject due to my mental flaws which I don't have control of. What do you think?
Oh I assume just very few people were raptured and we are now living in the tribulation. Um. Haven’t seen any demonic corpses yet, but I’m sure they’ll be around soon enough.
And i had my bags packed, with my cat in the carrier. Thats only cause the moment we go out doors she tries to jump and run. Wouldnt have wanted her to do that at 300 feet. Its kinda like having your plane delayed with no certain option of when your going to depart. :)
It seems the only;y thing that got "Raptured" yesterday was my neighbor's car. Of course it was only the bank taking exception to his lack of payments.
Obviously, since Judgement Day isn't supposed to be known about in advance by any human, God just keeps having to reschedule them because this jerk keeps on telling everyone.
@VitalPurpleOrb, or God doesn't exist, or God isn't what you think. Calling Harold insane is curious. He believes what you believe, right? He just put a date on it. Are you calling him insane just because he put a date on it, or because you don't believe that Jesus will return, the dead will rise, etc? Are there Christians who don't believe in the rapture? I've heard that there are, but I don't know why they call themselves Christians if they don't believe that.
@chargerfighter1 but here is the thing... the mayans ended their calender at 2012... So what? everyone thinks that just because the mayans calender ends the world will too. they could of made there calender go till 8037 but then there calender disk would be HUGE...
Its not that the Mayans chose to end their calender at 2012, they somehow calculated that it would end. The reason 2012 is taken so 'seriously' is because their calender was perfect, and it ends on that day in 2012. Dont take me wrong, I dont think the world will end any time soon. And I hope it doesnt. I enjoy life. And dont take my word on that either, Im just repeating what Ive heard
@cidvisions I think it was just a cycle starting over again, as has happened plenty of times before in the Mayan calendar. There's nothing apocalyptic about it, as many Mayan elders and scholars on the subject have established. It's just that people would rather believe nutjobs than the people who actually know what they're talking about. Furthermore, the Mayans have predictions going thousands of years into the future beyond 2012, so it just doesn't add up.
I don't see how the fact that the rapture did not happen should be a stumbling stone to Christians. You can still go to heaven, just kill yourself, I'm sure Jesus will help you to get to heaven.
If I were Harold Camping, I think I would have arranged a #rapturebomb and absconded with money. My followers could think I and a select few were Raptured but they weren't eligible to win. And I would end up with a lot of money, which is a good thing, I think.
gloves and political correctness away, those who believe in this crap are pure dumbasses... and the fact that it has something to do with a religion doesn't change anything about it
This is because religion isn't quite what people think it is, yes people like Jesus existed and taught people how to live their lives. But that's it there's no all seeing God or gods in some peoples beliefs it's just some nice people who taught others kindness.
HORUS...born in Egypt...3000bc..born dec25th..born of a virgin..star in the east...adorned by 3 kings...12 deciples...performed miracles..known as the lamb of God,,,the light...crucified...dead for 3 days....resurrected!!!.....
sounds like someone more recent!!.....yes this rapture thing worked for me!!...i did my research....AND SAW THE LIGHT!!!!!
@KvalnirFox some guy called Harold Camping started a website claiming that the word would end on the 21st, claiming he had studied the bible and through it, and some maths that were "to hard to explane" to us people, had deduced that the world would end. For some reasons, mostly through him PRing it to fuk, a few silly people started to believe him, an the idea grew, Mr Camping of course profiting thousands from TV interviews, then abselutly fuk all happened.
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@xxmcrroxmisoxxx on 11/11/11 many people will find happiness, for unto thee i speak of the prophecy of the dragon born, in the land n the north for the dragonborn will bring joy to many and fear to others, he has mighty powers and wields his weapons like a pro, and you will know the dragon born on 11/11/11 for so says the prophecy of SKYRIM
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TheSoulSilver221 3 days ago
"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."
Matthew 24:36
BigORat 1 month ago
Maybe it did happen and none of were worthy.
bartosinc 1 month ago 2
@bartosinc Sounds legit.
GeneralCane 3 weeks ago
Hmmm.... all jokes apart, 2011 has been a quite apocalyptic year... so things just might be building up to "really serious events" for 2012. Fact is, I'm feeling a whole lot less confident about 2012 passing off uneventfully, after all. Hmmm....
effyleven 2 months ago
I got craptured once. Had to shower afterwards.
wii2050 3 months ago
I'm Watching This 5 Months Later LoL
killerrr97 3 months ago
I guess now you wont be able to stare down from you cloud and see how we are burning in hell :( HOW BAD!!!!
shadowknigth94 3 months ago
I got raptured once, but God didn't like me, so he sent me back here.
SgtHydra 3 months ago
You got to do an updated one, the Rapture will now be Oct 21st LOL!
MaKaElectric 4 months ago
awe fiddlesticks :S
LoveRiotGirl18 4 months ago
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Matthew 24:31 - & he will send out his angels with the mighty blast of a trumpet, & they will gather his chosen one's from all over the world--from the farthest ends of earth & heaven.
Daniel 12:12 - & blessed are those who wait & remain until the end of the 1,335 days!
Matthew 24:15,16 - "So when you see the abomination of desolation spoken of by the prophet Daniel, standing in the holy place (let the reader understand), then those in Judea must flee to the hills."
There is NO PRE-TRIB RAPTURE.
dazll 5 months ago
I' a christian, and this really makes me mad. Why do people keep putting rapture dates on stuff?! It's not going to happen because in the Bible it makes it clear that no man shall know the date and time of the end. It makes it too easy for people to make fun of us. ^^ *facepalms*
Pwnt124 5 months ago
0:21 , nuff said
TheConorMcloughlin 6 months ago
the rapture is supposed to be a random day
JellayToasT 6 months ago
If you want something done, sometimes you just gotta do it yourself.
FluffyFeralMarmot 7 months ago
A let down? = S
Labtop215 7 months ago
More insightful brilliance from Grey Bloke. This series would make great segue segments for any comedy show.
jeffray3 7 months ago
jajajaa ... is great ... i too hope 2012 is gonna be the real end of the world! .. or maybe tomorrow?? who knos..
ALE0LAGUNA 7 months ago
"The world didn't end... I'm SOOO DISAPPOINTED!"
... Who... thinks like that?
Jesterclown17 8 months ago
@Jesterclown17 Would it not be incredibly kick-ass to die in the apocalypse?
Sayjayificationality 7 months ago
@Sayjayificationality yes yes it would!!
ALE0LAGUNA 7 months ago
@Jesterclown17 i do .... but it is a joke .... and if it is true,.. than is no problem because is god's will isn´t it??
so is ok for the world to end .. hahahaha
ALE0LAGUNA 7 months ago
Here's to the 2012 Mayan predicted Apocalypse and if that proves to be a let down then theirs the 2016 apoc of bio warfare to fall back on and if not there's the 2034 one and the 2047 sep-14 one too, but not to be too discouraged from this years let down because there's a whole 4 more that was predicted for this year also, I know this because I wrote them all in my diary which I bought in 1900.......because you see I'm a time traveler!!!
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CorpCartelEscobar 8 months ago
First things first you must stop knowing that rapture will happened on what days because no one knows when it exactly happened and only God knows.
TheJohnhelp 8 months ago
@TheJohnhelp And if only God knows, then no one knows. Don't know if that was clear enough. I meant there isn't a God, except the God of Thunder. Of course he's just a doctor now. You may have heard of him?
Dr. Thunder?
MxOxRxRxIxS 8 months ago
@MxOxRxRxIxS no man theres no such thing as a god of thunder for The Lord thy God is God of all things he owns all things like Thunders,lightings,sun,moon and the stars and everything you see for the Lord God is only one God.God is real and you must know it that God is real He is the possessor of Heaven and the earth its very clear enough that no one knows only God the Father knows.
TheJohnhelp 5 months ago
@TheJohnhelp Everyone born before Jesus is in hell. (Clap clap) Everyone born before Jesus is in hell.
MxOxRxRxIxS 5 months ago
@MxOxRxRxIxS dont be a hypocrite be good Do not say the name of the Lord in vain
TheJohnhelp 5 months ago
@TheJohnhelp So, Jesus Titty-fucking Christ is out of line?
MxOxRxRxIxS 5 months ago
@MxOxRxRxIxS man i think is better for you if you dont blasphemed the name of the Lord be an allie not an enemy
TheJohnhelp 5 months ago
You wife was on the tv last night she looks older now and has remarried her name is now Margret Becket.
frog2eyes 8 months ago
If I felt like that, I'd commit suicide.
dattelpalme83 8 months ago
Never mind. It's not the end of the World!
litesp33d 8 months ago 11
is it me or does his head look like a penis... his cheecks are the balls and his head.... tee hee
20Harris10 9 months ago
Apparently, the day of rapture has been moved (again!). It's now scheduled for October 21, 2011. At this rate the Rapturist's are going to run out of 21's for the date
ElmosLively 9 months ago
I've nearly fallen out of my tree laughing!
101mosioatunya 9 months ago
Some think that the rapture did happen, only no-one was deemed worthy to be raptured and so we're now living in hell on Earth and utter chaos. My personal opinion that this is what did in fact happen, only it happened back in 1994 and Harold Camping was right the first time round.
themarquess 9 months ago
@themarquess umm no nothing happend then and nothing happend now anyway why isnt eveyone dying the way he said we would after the "first rapture"
imascatmanworld 8 months ago
so what, now we have to wait until 2012 for another somegreybloke video?
adequateautocrat 9 months ago 19
Why du he'll did u say I would go to he'll then
x3FAWWLx3 9 months ago
why is everyone dissapointed? I'm happy, no I'm above all happiness happy that the world didn't end :D I'm alive MF's
DracoEstPotestas 9 months ago
Rapture update
Harold Camping has now moved Judgement Day to October 21st, 2011. He said it didn't happen May 21st because there weren't enough people "worthy" of being raptured. :)
Have a good day.
nuguns92 9 months ago
@nuguns92 really? that's awesome...
ZachariahLogan 9 months ago
@ZachariahLogan Yeah. It gives me an excuse to release helium filled sex dolls into the air to freak people out. :)
nuguns92 9 months ago
Physically impossible for this to happen, earthquakes can only occur near the Earth's plates where the rub against each other causing a movement in a few miles from the epicenter.
This 89 year old has no idea what he's talking about, his prediction failed in '94, and last week. And there is no proof of heaven, hell, or rapture. (how the hell will you float? A gravity defying suit???)
And to top this all off, in the bible it states no man should know when the end will occur.
Elliott564 9 months ago
@Elliott564
To bad he didnt predict it for Early March People might have actually believe him after the Japan Quake ! lol or Maybe that was it and we were all just left behind ! haha
AmericanNinja85 9 months ago
PEOPLE!! THE RAPTURE DIDN'T HAPPEN! According to Harold Camping there was supposed to be a large earthquake worldwide at 6pm no matter where you were (which doesn't make sense cause of time zones). According to the bible right after judgement day comes 5 months of torure all over the world (tsunamis, earthquake, volcanoes, etc). So I asked do YOU really feel tortured? If the rapture happened, you would have felt it in the ground. Also MATTHEW 24:36 - ONLY GOD KNOWS THE END OF DAYS!!! So shutup!
darkshade219 9 months ago
@darkshade219 where do you get the five months of torture from? i know about the tribulations, but from what have you derived the length?
damoser 9 months ago
@damoser
I think they are referring to Revelation 9:5... death alludes them for 5 months.
atchoo2u 9 months ago
@atchoo2u also, to be noted is that the locusts come from an earthly source, but are doing the will of God. so the ones representing the locusts are God's servants, and they are causing a form of anguish to those whom God opposes.
damoser 9 months ago
@damoser that torment applies to a specific group, not everyone in general who is living on earth. also, it's brought about by locusts, which are symbolic like most of the rest of Revelation. the reason they say five months is the amount of time the locusts will torment them, is because a locust lives about six months. the torment is compared to a sting from a scorpion. most scorpion stings aren't fatal, but cause great pain.
damoser 9 months ago
@damoser the Bible
darkshade219 9 months ago
@darkshade219 yeah, you might want to read the comments above this one. we're past where the source is found. and just so you know, the five months to which you refer happens before judgement day, not after. judgement day is after armageddon. the order we are currently looking for is Babylon the Great falls (Rev 17:16) God's war/ armageddon (Rev 19:19-21) Satan bound for 1000 years (Rev 20:1,2) Rest of dead resurrected, but not come to life in the fullest since (Rev 20:5)
damoser 9 months ago
@darkshade219 Satan released, final test (Rev 20:7-10) Final judgement/ judgement day (Rev 20:11-15) Heaven, earth and all humans restored to original purpose as perfect sons of God (Rev 21:1-27)
damoser 9 months ago
@damoser do me a favor since this was based on ONE guys prediction: Prove him right. If the rapture happened as he said, the world is should be in chaos. You realize Camping got millions cause of this right? You know that if all this was true it wouldnt be a joke in the news & it would have been taken very seriously. Only god knows when all this will happen not a guy who orginally said the world ends in 1994. Im not listenin to this guy make a mockery of my religion. Btw why didnt he get taken?
darkshade219 9 months ago
@darkshade219 lol, i can't prove his stupidity right. i don't know why you'd assume that i agree with what he says. i already proved that i have a better understanding of bible prophesy than him and all his colleagues. he's an idiot, who ignores the bible, and uses religion as an excuse to garner fame and money. not dissimilar to the rest of christendom's clergy, minus the fame part.
damoser 9 months ago
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The world was supposed to end a couple of days ago?
filku88 9 months ago
Probably Macho man dropped his elbow on God. Oooooooooooooo yeaaaAAA B-{)
MyTubeVersion3 9 months ago
I hope everyone's kept up to date, the guy appeared in public today again, apparently it was a slight misunderstanding. The real end of the world is Oct 21 of this year.. Fingers crossed everyone!
megamarsvin 9 months ago
bet ya £50 we don't all die in 2012
gsproston 9 months ago
Harold Camping revives the date some time in mid-Oct 2011.
davidperi 9 months ago
well, at least you can eat the cocoa puffs, friend :D
practicalmagic9 9 months ago
2012 isn't an Apocalypse unless you want it to be...
SomethingSea1 9 months ago
Well there's always the possibility that the raapture DID happen, but that very few, if any of us, were taken because we are all bad we've been left waiting for judgement day
buttonsg1 9 months ago
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We can only hope...
rusPiglets 9 months ago
So we're still here, bloke. Still ingesting things and converting them to waste material that is of no use to anybody. It might get better though...yeah.
cmpilot 9 months ago
my theory is the americans mistook jesus for osama bin ladin, with no jesus at the party the anti-christ didn't bother showing up ether. so now we're stuck with the christians for another 2,000 years.
Escapist166 9 months ago 2
the rapture happened when the universe began, we are in hell u idiots!!!!!!
jay19xxx 9 months ago
@jay19xxx Ooooopphhhh, being born to die and have nothing to look forward to. . . Well that's depressing. . . Guess I'll sell my xbox, bid my parents adue, and live in a spacious garbage can with a comfortable trash bag from this point and see how it goes from there.
RoketTM 9 months ago 2
Religion is responsible for more deaths than anything else. Therefore religion is necessary for population control... Lol
sk4forum 9 months ago
Coco Pops...brilliant
ParisianLove 9 months ago
But what if it really did happen? How do we know?
153 days after Rapture we'll be standing there, doomed, doomed doooooomed...
thedevilffs 9 months ago
ohhhhh now i get it , when i read some article's on that other date Oct. 21" , they did not mention the year, how clever, now i know when to stalk up on booze again, lol.
foolsgold41 9 months ago 2
@foolsgold41 hahahahaha!!!!
Darken6669 9 months ago
Party at mine for the 2012 apocalypse, everyone's invited!
IgWannA2 9 months ago 81
@IgWannA2 Would be nice to know an address. I don't know exactly where "mine" is on Earth. Or even not on it.
thedoctorand 9 months ago
@IgWannA2 Mines gonna be better!! Quadrophonic sound system biatches!
Roblok100 9 months ago
@IgWannA2 i'll bring the 12 layered dip ;D
greenbeast1345 9 months ago
@IgWannA2 Lets party on October 20th, 2011 (Because its suppose to be the end of the world. BUT IT WON'T! XD) Then we party on December 20th, 2012! (But it won't end. Its an end of an age, so nothing happens)
Rotneybot 7 months ago
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AliguzKnight 4 months ago
be prepared for a letdown!
Destro7000 9 months ago
Damnit! And I've ended the rental on my apartment, sold off my car and other belongings that can't be raptured, told my boss to say hello to the devil from me. Where do I go from here?
kekke2000 9 months ago 117
@kekke2000 It's all good. According to reports from the church. The rapture did take place, but up there. So, the world is still coming to an end in 5 months. In other words the paperwork has been filed, there are no more appeals or others able to put in late entry form. It is just a matter of Oct. 21 now. So just hang in there. At least you're homeless during the warm months (unless you're from down under, but I don't think anyone from down there was eligible for the Rapture anyway).
veggiescrub 9 months ago
@kekke2000 "Where do I go from here?"
Maybe I could sell you some magic beans? :)
tenyar 9 months ago
@kekke2000 Disneyland?
Dougthegoat 9 months ago
i could see this video coming haha
ghandiwithbinladen 9 months ago
Yes. No point in being upset. Let's hope for the best with next year's apocalypse, shall we? Meanwhile, how about I lead us all in a nice uplifting hymn?
("Uplifting"... ha ha! geddit? Hey, I could do this stuff, y'know. Now, here's my tambourine?)
effyleven 9 months ago
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we are all dead
heratus007 9 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
spiritfired 9 months ago
I've got adult ADD, diabetes and mild depression, I'm not religious and don't have any views on God because I can't absorb information whether God exists or not. Will I still be allowed into heaven if I don't have any beliefs on the subject due to my mental flaws which I don't have control of. What do you think?
TboneWilson1978 9 months ago
"'Told you so' in Coco Pops on the kitchen table..."
Oh yes!
WaltTFB 9 months ago
lol.. you had sex with a myriad of people and I am not dead... my husband will be pissed...lol
theatheistgal 9 months ago
Oh well, it's not the end of the world.
HansTheHuman 9 months ago
try begin //* live();
end catch (Rapture) begin goto Hell; // Never happens
end
//* curly brackets could not go through
notinlist 9 months ago
What do you call a bunch of dinosaurs flying to heaven? VelociRapture
beavisishere 9 months ago
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notinlist 9 months ago
I think it is unlucky to be superstitious.
alteal 9 months ago 3
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I Told You So!
doomsergant 9 months ago
Oh I assume just very few people were raptured and we are now living in the tribulation. Um. Haven’t seen any demonic corpses yet, but I’m sure they’ll be around soon enough.
FerreThoughts 9 months ago
Brilliant ;D
spaceman300 9 months ago
And i had my bags packed, with my cat in the carrier. Thats only cause the moment we go out doors she tries to jump and run. Wouldnt have wanted her to do that at 300 feet. Its kinda like having your plane delayed with no certain option of when your going to depart. :)
AodhanChance 9 months ago
like 1000, I feel special.
hiothezebra 9 months ago
It seems the only;y thing that got "Raptured" yesterday was my neighbor's car. Of course it was only the bank taking exception to his lack of payments.
Be Well.
distorteddogma 9 months ago
2012 For the Win!
RomeoCo 9 months ago
Lol even if everything isn't bull, your hoping that the world will end on 2012
Galodude 9 months ago
Obviously, since Judgement Day isn't supposed to be known about in advance by any human, God just keeps having to reschedule them because this jerk keeps on telling everyone.
Cobbledstories 9 months ago 3
are we dead yet?
Aliserali 9 months ago
I'm still here, and I'm a Christian. So either God is wrong, or Harold is insane. Let's go with the latter :)
VitalPurpleOrb 9 months ago
@VitalPurpleOrb, or God doesn't exist, or God isn't what you think. Calling Harold insane is curious. He believes what you believe, right? He just put a date on it. Are you calling him insane just because he put a date on it, or because you don't believe that Jesus will return, the dead will rise, etc? Are there Christians who don't believe in the rapture? I've heard that there are, but I don't know why they call themselves Christians if they don't believe that.
DarkMatter2525 9 months ago
Your conclusion is wrong, sir. The repture did happen. There just wern't that many people raptured, that's all...
ACornyCrayon 9 months ago
lulz
KillaNinja0 9 months ago
Damn it!!! I was waiting for the post rapture looting!! };-)
Jackle61 9 months ago 2
Wait, wait, wait. You had a wife, Graham?!
RageTreb 9 months ago
told you so in cocoa puffs... ain't that a bitch
Guinnie 9 months ago
I DO agree in hoping that 2012 shows some potential. :P
chargerfighter1 9 months ago
@chargerfighter1 but here is the thing... the mayans ended their calender at 2012... So what? everyone thinks that just because the mayans calender ends the world will too. they could of made there calender go till 8037 but then there calender disk would be HUGE...
apard7 9 months ago
@apard7
Its not that the Mayans chose to end their calender at 2012, they somehow calculated that it would end. The reason 2012 is taken so 'seriously' is because their calender was perfect, and it ends on that day in 2012. Dont take me wrong, I dont think the world will end any time soon. And I hope it doesnt. I enjoy life. And dont take my word on that either, Im just repeating what Ive heard
mathers321 9 months ago
@mathers321 ok.
apard7 9 months ago
@mathers321 They did not calculate "that it would end." They merely stopped at the the end of the long count calendar. Google it.
cidvisions 9 months ago
@cidvisions I think it was just a cycle starting over again, as has happened plenty of times before in the Mayan calendar. There's nothing apocalyptic about it, as many Mayan elders and scholars on the subject have established. It's just that people would rather believe nutjobs than the people who actually know what they're talking about. Furthermore, the Mayans have predictions going thousands of years into the future beyond 2012, so it just doesn't add up.
maswellasm 9 months ago
@apard7
*ahem.*
' :P ' face means that I'm being sarcastic and/or joking.
chargerfighter1 9 months ago
@chargerfighter1 uh. no :P means to stick your tounge out sideways. like, being cheeky. lol if your being sarcastic go -sarcasm-
apard7 9 months ago
@apard7
RAAAAAGE! -sarcasm-
Better? :P
chargerfighter1 9 months ago
@chargerfighter1 Lol XD yes, definatally. oh god.... here comes the spelling correctors..Derp...
apard7 9 months ago
@apard7
RUNNN NAOOOO! GET TO DA CHOPPA!
chargerfighter1 9 months ago
@chargerfighter1 o.O OH NOEEEES! THE CHOPPAH EXPLODED!
apard7 9 months ago
@apard7
Meh, the Preddys already have my SPIIIINE anyway, I just wanted to play with them a little more. *dies*
chargerfighter1 9 months ago
I just love this guy...LOL...I really needed to laugh and have been watching his vids since yesterday Laughing My Butt OFF...THANKS!
evpointfinder 9 months ago
Dunno about the rapture but the boil on my arse has definitely ruptured.
LaurelVentura 9 months ago
@bjam89 Completely true :)
also MineCraftia will finally be a place of non BETA :)
Ashda8 9 months ago
Hey at least there was an eruption in Iceland don't be so sad.
TheSpiffyGamer 9 months ago
Something tells me the rapture is late
IzMyOmNomz 9 months ago
Due to copyright claim by WMG Rapture is not available in your country.
ShizoluckyShizostar 9 months ago
You could, perhaps, next apocalypse, hide the coco pops? No? No, you're right, earth really would be hell if we all hid our coco pops!
pianomanphil 9 months ago
I don't see how the fact that the rapture did not happen should be a stumbling stone to Christians. You can still go to heaven, just kill yourself, I'm sure Jesus will help you to get to heaven.
dutchbb1979 9 months ago
@dutchbb1979 suicide is a sin if you follow the bible, after all they need to breed as many sheep as they can, all else is sin
bjam89 9 months ago
Oh well, until next time the assholes predict the end. Cocoa puffs? Really? That's cruel.
saxmanchiro 9 months ago
If I were Harold Camping, I think I would have arranged a #rapturebomb and absconded with money. My followers could think I and a select few were Raptured but they weren't eligible to win. And I would end up with a lot of money, which is a good thing, I think.
ishldgetoutmore 9 months ago
@ishldgetoutmore There was an episode of CSI like that.
GoblinXXX 9 months ago
I waited for Jesus only for so long before I got bored and watched TV. Oh well. See you in 2012.
bowlin182 9 months ago
gloves and political correctness away, those who believe in this crap are pure dumbasses... and the fact that it has something to do with a religion doesn't change anything about it
yaroukh 9 months ago
I'm watching this heaven.
Random7Guy 9 months ago
This is because religion isn't quite what people think it is, yes people like Jesus existed and taught people how to live their lives. But that's it there's no all seeing God or gods in some peoples beliefs it's just some nice people who taught others kindness.
The End
Ashda8 9 months ago
see ya in hell:) hahhahahaa maybe yes maybe not:)
divedeepinside 9 months ago
The video has 302 views, 786 likes, huh?
raminsh1 9 months ago 2
@raminsh1 it seems that the likes update quicker than the views
billionaireboy1994 9 months ago
Of all the animated YouTube character's, I was secretly hoping you would be saved Graham. Praise Geebiz!!!
canag0d 9 months ago
I'm starting to regret giving my boss the one fingered salute as I left work on Friday evening :-(
eamonncy 9 months ago
I have never seen anyone more disappointed that the Earth wasn't destroyed
wilhelmcooning 9 months ago
If you're looking for Rapture I have it on good authority that it's somewhere underwater.
RequiemVortex 9 months ago
HORUS...born in Egypt...3000bc..born dec25th..born of a virgin..star in the east...adorned by 3 kings...12 deciples...performed miracles..known as the lamb of God,,,the light...crucified...dead for 3 days....resurrected!!!.....
sounds like someone more recent!!.....yes this rapture thing worked for me!!...i did my research....AND SAW THE LIGHT!!!!!
mrdab66 9 months ago
@mrdab66 I got a link or two for you.
RealTruthoftheMatter 9 months ago
@RealTruthoftheMatter Yes thanks will look at it all during the next few days..looks interesting.
mrdab66 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thumbs up if your one of the 302 viewers!
zammy92 9 months ago
I think we'll all remember where we were when we didn't give a shit.
JustinC721 9 months ago
What is this rapture thing? Everyones talking about it but who said it's gonna happen originally and why?
KvalnirFox 9 months ago
@KvalnirFox some guy called Harold Camping started a website claiming that the word would end on the 21st, claiming he had studied the bible and through it, and some maths that were "to hard to explane" to us people, had deduced that the world would end. For some reasons, mostly through him PRing it to fuk, a few silly people started to believe him, an the idea grew, Mr Camping of course profiting thousands from TV interviews, then abselutly fuk all happened.
no problem :)
TheEdref 9 months ago
302 views and 711 likes? What?
TheAntarcticEmperor 9 months ago
The Rapture was a Microsoft product, so it only didn't happened cause it blue screened, got corrupted and now must wait 7 working days for a fix.
azure6610 9 months ago
:|
tERtasdf 9 months ago
Maybe he made a misscalculation! ...again
chickenguy1000 9 months ago
INSTALLING RAPTURE......................44% DONE.
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Dreamonger 9 months ago 151
@Dreamonger
Yes the helpdesk speaking, have you tried to restart your computer? Yes? Are you sure?
masticina 9 months ago
I wonder what will be the next apocalyptic date after 2012, 11/12/13 perhaps, maybe 2020?
Chibithy 9 months ago
@Chibithy Astroid in 2036, search for it on google, or search for : 99942 Apophis. People R mad! :)
sonnyonshrooms 9 months ago
@Chibithy It could be as soon as 11/11/11
xxmcrroxmisoxxx 9 months ago
@xxmcrroxmisoxxx on 11/11/11 many people will find happiness, for unto thee i speak of the prophecy of the dragon born, in the land n the north for the dragonborn will bring joy to many and fear to others, he has mighty powers and wields his weapons like a pro, and you will know the dragon born on 11/11/11 for so says the prophecy of SKYRIM
bjam89 9 months ago 3
@bjam89 Haha! Well I known on 11/11/11, I will be catching the 111 bus service and take a photograph of me on the bus at 11:11, it will be awesome!!
xxmcrroxmisoxxx 9 months ago 18
If you want the rapture to happen, than you are a lazy prick who probably wont win much favor from god!
ArcReaper 9 months ago