Chess moves #3

[fatkidonpogo1]

lol ruy lopez e4-e5-nf3-nc6-bb5 not e4

[timbooth24]

dude, I don't know if I can pull off these moves, but you are hilarious.

[1115big]

horse haha :)

[cwbellor]

Not bad, but I just tried those moves a couple times against the AI on chess.com and they didn't work.

[619369368]

dude, this was the shit. "see you got this fucking guy over here"

[venato75]

"horse" XD

[dom0s]

love the gwb quotes ;P

[elveslovechocolate]

Thanks! good video!

[rocksoliddude1]

the computer used that move against me before

[POCPlc23]

Great video & commentary

[NorEaster07]

totally got me by suprise on  1st one.

[soolaymon]

awsome moves

[matthelson]

Thanks...so very cool of you!

[joesjoesjoes1]

love the commentary!!

[RockNRoll4Lyfe13]

hilarious!

[lv70rouge]

nice you used the poison pond move very good

[kazzapattack]

nice commentary lol

[EliteNinja248]

not race wise can u do it when ur chess piece is black.

[redsbleeding2003]

hey what if he takes first move?

[EliteNinja248]

can u do this when ur black?

[Boredboi20]

i'm filipino. and its worked for me. i dont see why being black has anything to do w/ it... =/

[rczthaday]

i think he was referring to the black chess pieces...

[Slorafossen]

Rofl

[ChaoticViper]

ahahahaha

[xaznmaryannx]

i was reading comments. haha, penis in a vaccuum. that, i never thought of. good chess moves

[thefew]

hey, nice vid... i mean if i happened to be the person you were playing to try those moves on, it wouldn't work, but this is like the sequel to the fool's mate. this does help though, so when i'm playing some idiot who's not good at all, i can get it over with.

[robotsandtrash]

haha this niggas funny as hell...

[cmlegend]

o he's getting desperate now  LOL !!

[death2nerds123]

hahahaha fucking brilliant man!!youre hilarious man!

[itor15]

haha great moves there!

[kraziebones2007]

funny

[ScottyknowsWatson]

Good Video Mate, the Commentary did it! Haha

[lhernandez74]

Great moves thanks! What I don't understand is how you take such an asshole like Bush as....

[kdogwalker8]

I will be the first to admit that I am a casual (aka family holidays) chess player so I'm probably way off, but can't the opponent just castle his king in either of these situations to evade checkmate?

KD

[matthelson]

Um, no your opponent cannot "castle" in these situations....unless... your opponent happens to be well breasted and cute (then I suggest, you let her do whatever the hell she wants!)

[clintonplaza]

LOL

[tobuildcities]

@kdogwalker8 you cannot castle while in check

[S3aW3ed]

omg i'm playing with the worst fucking player ever. That's a funny one ^^ Nice Vid

[nitemare1004]

whoa nice moves

i gotta try those out someday

[SonVinhTien]

nice video

[matikas004]

hahaha nice i learn so much ehehhe and your so verry entertaining when you talk hahha what is your name?

[matthelson]

"Matt Helson"....so very nice to meet you.

[fx6k]

"that one asshole cousin who wants to play chess" LOL so true!

[SuperkingJJ]

DUDE!

YOU ARE GOD!

[dmed312]

Your video is humorous, but just one correction. The king pawn opening move isn't called the Ruy Lopez. It's called the "Kings Pawn's Game."

[rnrinoa]

Thankzz Dude^^..

[edmundsampo]

cool vid, i like your commentary. But i think i you need a new cameraman.

[graboidsaurus]

"Thank you" It was useful....

[Molson5yr]

Prty cool, I thought it was funny too heh

[Hedge14]

phineus...CHECKMATE!

[yousufj56]

lol the description of this movie was exactly wat i was looking for!! great vid.

[tanicloud]

thANks BRo

[matthelson]

"The first trick"? It's not a trick, my brother....a trick is what a girl named, Candi, does to make her Mustang' payment. Nevertheless, if your opponent does a king-pawn mirror (at the start) instead of his knight...I would flip the board over and yell offensive things about his mother...and dog.

[dmed312]

That's exactly what I do when people try to copy my moves. Just don't put up with that shit.

[NOXLT]

lol, that tainted love..

[NOXLT]

You should do more of these kind if videos, well i better see you comment things, just cracks me up :D

[matthelson]

Cool. You know what cracks me up? After kinky sex....the look on the midget's face....when we ask him to go home.

[anun9]

great.. but dont u think sometimes it can be risky if d oppenent is slightly more patient n observent of your moves.. sacrificing like dat will eventually lead u to an embarassing defeat.

[matthelson]

"Embarrassing" is spelled with two r's...but nonetheless you bring up a good point. If the ass-much doesn't take the bishop your down a pawn and knight (not the end of the world). Oh, embarrassment is quite subjective (don't you think?). Now, getting your penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner...that's embarrassing.

[merlinkid07]

u r the shit!!!!!! i used this like 10000 times

[hazgoufc]

i think i just came people

[annamoradi]

5/5 subscribed =]

[katherine012]

do you have other chess moves than this?

[christian8715]

Anymore nice tips? U seem to knw ur stuff

[matthelson]

Tips? Yeah, never date a stripper named: "Itchy".

[christian8715]

Haha......nice one

[annamoradi]

lawl :P

i was playing online and out of 100 people like 70 people made this exact mistake

[ajimboooooo]

y would u masterbate,anyway nice vid,if u playin a real person,u would whip thier sorry fuckin asses!

[penyarol]

nice video dude!

[totoni2000]

Good teacher. But try keep the bad words out. I will flag this video.

[matthelson]

Oh, bad words are subjective (don't you think?). I tend to believe words like: "downsizing" and "collateral damage" and "ethnic cleansing" are far more profane and offensive (but that's just me). Stay cool; and thank you for your comments. "Scientology" now that's a bad word.

[totoni2000]

Matt, you did a wonderful job. I didnt flag it. I was just kidding.

[alivewithpleasure]

Good tips & funny delivery - but you need a friggin' tripod. It's like the Cloverfield of chess videos.

[matthelson]

Yeah, your right....it shakes a lot. I probably shouldn't masterbate while I'm filming (that may be the problem). Cloverfield, huh? "Glitter" of chess videos would be a more suitable admission (I think). Stay cool, brother.

[matthelson]

Nice tits? Why thank you, sir...wait, I don't have tits. I don't think guys should have breasts...cause they'd be squirting their buddies with em' and all that.

[D2THAMOTHAFUCKINLO]

nice tips u crazy motherfucker

[clintonplaza]

Ha ha ha ha ha "the wierd els always fukk me up".............2 funny! Bobby Fischer cringed and actually shaved when he heard that. Funny shit.