"You are a humid, pre-possessing homo sapiens with a full-sized aortic pump." I sometimes use that line in my language as a way of saying thanks. Most people don't get it.
I love how the actors amplify each other's jokes. It was funny enough when Joey said "I used a thee-saurus" but then Chandler's dry follow up, "On every word?" really sealed the deal! Can't get enough!
Joey used Thesaurus to make his letter sound smarter, and thesaurus replaces words and uses "bigger" words in there place, at the end of the letter he signed it with his name (Joey Tribiani), but he used thesarus on his name and another name for joey is baby-kangaroo.
and what's not to get? A joey is a baby kangaroo. it's a coincidence that his name happened to be Joey. he used the thesaurus on his own name, and it came out as baby kangaroo.
Reminds me of a lot of roleplayers and their wolves' "blue orbs of cobalt oceans" and their vampires' "porcelain skin under the unbelievably paper moonlight".:P
Friends is definitely the best sit-com ever made. Monica (Courteney Cox) and Joey (Matt LeBlanc) were my 2 favorite characters. Call me crazy but I always thought that they would make a great hot couple. I have nothing against Chandler though.
because a "joey" is a baby kangaroo...just like how the word "calf" refers to a baby cow, or how a "kit" is a baby skunk, or how a "tadpole" is a baby toad....and so on
wow i saw this comment and just had to say wow...someone else who isnt dead from the neck up! i too have reason to believe she used Joey's technique, every other word
Oh my gosh that Baby Kangaroo thing cracked me up! For some reason I thought Joey was putting like some street name at first.
bjampower 6 days ago
my lecturer showed us this clip in college to avoid plaigirism and it worked !
ADEL1994 2 weeks ago
A Joey is a name for a young kangaroo.
FCBarcaCC 2 weeks ago
Haha ;) love this video!
But i don't get the baby kangaroo thing! Can someone explain it to me please!? (:
NADLovee03 3 weeks ago
baby kangeroo tribbiani(:
tomboygirl35245 1 month ago
This kinda reminds me of how twilight was probably written...
Alpha1200 1 month ago 7
It took me years to get the baby kangaroo joke lol
rob2bankai 2 months ago 3
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WombatVlogs 2 months ago
LOVE THIS CLIP. BEST FRIENDS MOMENT EVER!
MkWii17 2 months ago
4 people don't have full sized aortic pumps:)
MkWii17 2 months ago 4
Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani XD LOL!!!
MrsTaraBieber 2 months ago
You don't need a thesaurus, just write from here: your full sized aortic pump.
lol
jbomb1210 2 months ago 2
@DownsviewSheppard95 Yes, THANK YOU!!!!
jbomb1210 2 months ago
it's the longest I've spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Cynic4Ezra 4 months ago
this is da method canibus uses 2 rite raps
rakimkoolgrapwutang 4 months ago
@rakimkoolgrapwutang LOL
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Adarshdravid 5 months ago
My teacher showed my class this
AnneBoleyn808 5 months ago
@AnneBoleyn808 Mine did 2.. but she did today
SCArockibility 4 months ago
"You are a humid, pre-possessing homo sapiens with a full-sized aortic pump." I sometimes use that line in my language as a way of saying thanks. Most people don't get it.
PeyserConley 5 months ago
"baby kangaroo tribianni" LOL!!! classic
mario987100 5 months ago 5
awsum man
" u dnt need a thesaurus jst ryt 4m here
ur full sized aortic pumps"
swellawsum 5 months ago
omg the ice cream :O
sk8kuki2 5 months ago
when i get my CB for my truck my name is gonna be baby kangaroo all thanks to the hillarious joey
southernboy712 6 months ago
BABY KANGAROO TRIBIANNI
thedisneygirl1234 6 months ago 9
Look at matthew trying so hard not to laugh!!!! xD
RissaTheWeirdo 6 months ago
some of the words a little to sophisticated for ya
Vizzivoo 6 months ago
I love how the actors amplify each other's jokes. It was funny enough when Joey said "I used a thee-saurus" but then Chandler's dry follow up, "On every word?" really sealed the deal! Can't get enough!
mersprite 6 months ago
"They're humid pre-possessing homosapiens...with full-sized aortic pumps."
Cubtalia 6 months ago
There are so many great lines in this short clip that I would love to comment about!
But then again, it would probably just take up to much space. :)
I love Friends!
KarateChick2o1 7 months ago
"Baby-Kangaroo Tribbuani" XD I geeet it!
XxTreetailxX 7 months ago
"you dont need the thesuarus just write from here...your full sized diortic pump.":P:P xD
MizzCrify 7 months ago 3
y cant the highest rated comment be something else besides the dialogues in the clip :/
MrAbbu2010 7 months ago
I still remember being on that set, it's actually challenging playing that dumb. Yup those were my glory days
Malagora1 7 months ago
hahahahaha this still makes me laugh man
joey is the mann!!!
umiikiins 7 months ago
He almost laughed @ 0:50 XD
SeiersQa 8 months ago 4
#LOL XD
SeiersQa 8 months ago
lol Bby Kangaroo!!!
this is 1 of my top faves
then joeys eye contact thing on thanksgiving and then stupid guy on my phone and of course rachels cat but there soooooooo much more.
whineylineyx 8 months ago
lol Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani
ellenkingsley 8 months ago 2
'i like the way how Joey acts saying :"some of the words a little sophisticated for ya"
so naiv
flashroyal1 8 months ago 2
lmao XD
cutieepie03 8 months ago in playlist Friends
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TomsMVP 9 months ago 52
aortic pumps!!!
bagh98 9 months ago
'Humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full sized aortic pumps.' Brilliant!
RicardoMan115 9 months ago
LOL Joey = Baby Kangaroo
leaharagon 9 months ago 5
gey hweoh asoidfhasflkushefladisf
Ceb773 9 months ago
what episode is this!?!?!
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"You don't need a thesaurus, just write from here...you're full-sized pump....."
NewZealandAri 10 months ago
Baby Kangaroo!!! huahauhahuau
Nathyruiz 11 months ago
@Nathyruiz hehehehehehehhehehehe........
KevlarNinja 10 months ago
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NewZealandAri 11 months ago
@NewZealandAri dude seriously your not you're. Please, it' so simple. Look it up in a "theee saurus" hahahaha. Anyway, thumbs up mate!
nayajhen 10 months ago
@nayajhen HAHAHAHA, LOL, dude I just noticed that!
NewZealandAri 10 months ago
omgeee thats what i always do for essays! i use the thesaurus to make me sound smarter but my papers arn't half as funny as joey's!lol
3Oh3metrostation 11 months ago
Oh yeah Joey=Baby Kangaroo, It took me awhile to get that...and I'm an Aussie!
Anwen98 11 months ago 7
Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani HAHA!!
AyaSerry1 11 months ago
i miss this show!!
partygirl209 11 months ago
'the words too sophisticated for ya'
ahahahahahha!
ImDEEKINGAtYou 1 year ago 5
lol baby kangaroo tribiani
808stewart 1 year ago 4
"What was this sentence orginally?"
"Oh they're warm, nice people with big hearts."
"And that became they're human pre-posessing homosapiens with full sized aortic(?) pumps.
"And hey, I really mean it dude."
xD
InvaderZimGirl 1 year ago 202
@InvaderZimGirl it's actually "humid pre-possessing... " etc. where "humid" replaces "Warm"
upload2down 1 year ago 3
@InvaderZimGirl I think it's humid not human. Humid=warm
Yankeeman9292 10 months ago 9
@InvaderZimGirl humid
xtotaldestructionx 7 months ago
@InvaderZimGirl *humid
fillysunray 7 months ago
@InvaderZimGirl humid** pre-posessing... It takes into acount the "warm." People is already represented by "homosapiens. Great quote though
kcdrews 6 months ago
@InvaderZimGirl humid
tjwells 5 months ago
@InvaderZimGirl lol i think that was humid, not human
mzFoolish 4 months ago
@InvaderZimGirl
HUMID, not human. :)
TheMessiersAndromeda 4 months ago 3
@InvaderZimGirl that first word is Humid with a D but yeah otherwise that line is brilliant!!
Dawnraider13 3 months ago
@Justagenious
ahhh!
IndianMusicVideos 1 year ago
haha! just right from here, your full sized aortic pump
thomasneilson 1 year ago 5
"The longest I have spent on a computer without looking at porn" :P
KannanFreeWill 1 year ago
I dont get the Baby Kangaroo part.
flyliketails 1 year ago
@flyliketails his name is joey. a baby kangaroo is called a joey
DJLover312 1 year ago
hkhk96 if that's a joke then WTF but if you are serious then get a life you loser!
Smileygirl207 1 year ago
Two imbecilic inhabitants do not tend to utilize the wonder that is the thesaurus
hkhk96 1 year ago
Joey:I used a thesaurus....
Chandler:On every word????? hahahahaha
CarlosResidentEvil 1 year ago
Hahahaha funny as f*** !
MrRiza95 1 year ago
'Some of the words a little too Sophisticated for ya'
ghostwhispererx 1 year ago
I love the fact he says "Yep!" so proudly! haha.
CathyCoconut 1 year ago
I love the way Joey says Thesaurus at 0:27
ncis123456789lover2 1 year ago
I really mean it dude :D
SteBrazier2K9 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHA BABY KANGAROO
sweetiean22 1 year ago
Men!! I used thesaurus too so many times in the past!! Not as joey though...
sesos89 1 year ago
it took me a week to get da baby kangaroo thing
SmarticleAbhi 1 year ago
@SmarticleAbhi could u explain please
gdavies4 1 year ago
@gdavies4 Joey looked up his name in the thesaurus, and it came up with baby kangaroo
SmarticleAbhi 1 year ago
@SmarticleAbhi oooh!!!!! i get it xD damn! it would have taken me forever to figure that out!
stargazer0514 1 year ago
i'd love to hear the whole recommendation xD
Velzikri 1 year ago 6
"I used a thee-saurus!" lmao!
LaurenLovesTimmyTime 1 year ago 83
they are warm nice people with big hearts,
and they became they are humid preposessing homosapiens with full sized aortic pumps.
I just pissed myself
xelarepusuperalex 1 year ago 3
@xelarepusuperalex omg me toooo :D hahaha Chandler is awesome! =D
Anuka89 1 year ago
"they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps" legend
coolontoast 1 year ago 3
"some of the words too SPECIFICATED for ya?" haha
JericoBadoy 1 year ago 4
haha only Australians understand the 'baby kangaroo' joke' XD
gilarenas000 1 year ago
@gilarenas000
No, I'm American and I got the joke instantly.
UofLCardFan08 1 year ago 5
@UofLCardFan08 me too and im Irish! lol
emmadignam 1 year ago
@gilarenas000 No, anyone with a brain knows a joey is a baby kangaroo.. only Australians understand it....lol...
PurpleOrigin 1 year ago
baby kangaroo tribianni
The2Star2TheRight 1 year ago
BEST LINES EVER :D
globe211 1 year ago
omg the synonym for heart is so funny
especially when chandler repeats at 1:19
LaReineBleue 1 year ago
I AM LOLING MAN XD
ramapi100 1 year ago
Well to everyone who does not get it.
Joey used Thesaurus to make his letter sound smarter, and thesaurus replaces words and uses "bigger" words in there place, at the end of the letter he signed it with his name (Joey Tribiani), but he used thesarus on his name and another name for joey is baby-kangaroo.
ruprockz 1 year ago
lol. baby kangaroo= joey!? hahahaha, that kept me laughing for good 2 minutes. Joey even used thesaurus for his name!
MrSerenityF0rd 1 year ago 2
lol, the baby kangaroo bit always gets me.
and what's not to get? A joey is a baby kangaroo. it's a coincidence that his name happened to be Joey. he used the thesaurus on his own name, and it came out as baby kangaroo.
OpionatedPenguin 1 year ago 3
baby kangaroo.... lol priceless!! love ya, joey!! :)
geniusfollower 1 year ago
@1:05 LOLOLOL!!(#*$&(*!$&$!(*$(!#
Panthoful 1 year ago
Joey is another name for a baby kangaroo.
murdomi 1 year ago
lmao! I miss friends, man. I miss it so much
glenakin 1 year ago
omg, classic.
Reminds me of a lot of roleplayers and their wolves' "blue orbs of cobalt oceans" and their vampires' "porcelain skin under the unbelievably paper moonlight".:P
HummingbirdAllegory 1 year ago
"Joey, we can't use this."
"Why not?"
"Cuz you signed it 'Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani'." xD I died of laughter when watching this.
stefanieluvschocolat 1 year ago
"They are humid pre-possessing homo sapiens with full sized aortic pumps."
Mendeljew 1 year ago 6
Joey = A young animal, especially a baby kangaroo
007DefCon3 1 year ago
well , I think I'm gonna sound really stupid ( I'm not american so give a break ) but, I didnt get the baby kangaroo tribbianni part...
jerfimuzumaki 1 year ago
@jerfimuzumaki
I think, just THINK, Joey (or Joseph?) in the thesaurus has the same meaning as Baby Kangaroo.
DanteLovesPizza 1 year ago
@DanteLovesPizza It does, they call baby kangaroos Joeys in the same way as they call baby sheep lambs.
harold3456 1 year ago
@harold3456
I see.
Lol. xD
DanteLovesPizza 1 year ago
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@harold3456
I see.
Lol. xD
DanteLovesPizza 1 year ago
i pissed myself babay kangerooo bahahaha
welshdragon182 1 year ago
Hilarious!!! Ahhh i heart this!! :) :)
hotstuff9658 1 year ago 3
@hotstuff9658
You mean, "I full-size-aortic-pump this", don't you? xD
DanteLovesPizza 1 year ago
i really wish they read the whole letter. that wouldve been hilarious.
Basketball92485678 1 year ago 3
i just do they sometimes laugh at themselves or something like that..cuz wow they sure can act..love friends
Somaliguy101 1 year ago
xD
he used the thesaurus on his name.
smilingsunbeam 1 year ago
Baby Kngaroo Tribbiani HAHAHHA
Mongoose015 1 year ago
Baby Kangaroo Tribbianni
robEls911 1 year ago 3
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Friends is definitely the best sit-com ever made. Monica (Courteney Cox) and Joey (Matt LeBlanc) were my 2 favorite characters. Call me crazy but I always thought that they would make a great hot couple. I have nothing against Chandler though.
Friends Forever!!!
ViolaXZ 1 year ago
Just exchange joey with meyers..
dodgydogman 2 years ago
hmmm... so this is the Smeyer writing method...
good to know...
Anix18malen12 2 years ago 40
'They're warm, nice people with big hearts'
'They're humid, pre-possessing (sp?) homo-sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps'
firegremln 2 years ago 9
what season and episode is this?
charmedrox1 2 years ago 3
season 10, episode 5... i watched this 2 days ago and laughed like never before... Friends forever...
rdxxact 2 years ago 3
was wondering where Smeyergot her ideas from
DrVegie 2 years ago 16
I watched this in my 5th period class today. Every larughed at the "Homo sapiens" part because all they heard was homo. LMAO. XD
Cami11108 2 years ago
I Love This One ! x
xxfenellaxx 2 years ago
OMG HSC tomorrow and i cant stop laughing at this HAHAHAHA
Kermallyte 2 years ago
5 years later, and i finally get the "baby kangaroo tribbiani" part. lol
hyeminnie2 2 years ago 119
i don't get it
firegremln 2 years ago
because a "joey" is a baby kangaroo...just like how the word "calf" refers to a baby cow, or how a "kit" is a baby skunk, or how a "tadpole" is a baby toad....and so on
iheartchandl3r 2 years ago 9
@iheartchandl3r omg, I totally didn't get the joke...I thought it was funny, though, but I didn't see what it had to do with the thesaurus:)
ethalinia 2 years ago
5 years later and it still makes me LMAO
melodieXox 2 years ago 5
hahaha omg lol
:P
aussiechic8 2 years ago
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Still can't get the baby kangaroo part... :S
pantjohn13 2 years ago
A baby kangaroo is called a "Joey"
the man's name is Joey. Hope that helps. :D
Cami11108 2 years ago 4
a joey is a baby kangaroo
OMGMO3 2 years ago 3
@hyeminnie2
i didnt =(
tiamo1984 1 year ago
@tiamo1984
same! lool i dont get it either haha
samireh123 1 year ago
@samireh123 Joey is the name for a baby kangaroo. Just like cub is the name for a baby bear.
MJSonny1014 1 year ago
@MJSonny1014 true true! im quite shocked why i didn't get it before! XD
miaallstarfan 1 year ago
@hyeminnie2 I still don't get it...Could you explain please? :gla:
lovedeltaxx 1 year ago
@lovedeltaxx Joey is the name for a baby kangaroo. Just like cub is the name for a baby bear.
MJSonny1014 1 year ago
@hyeminnie2 I still don't get it. :x
acemonkieexp 1 year ago
@hyeminnie2 WHAT IS IT ? dude you gotta teach me,
is it because joey also means baby kangarooo on the thesaurus or he just did it ?
FrogPrincess0 1 year ago
@FrogPrincess0 yh joey can also mean baby kangaroo lol
BeHereNow93 1 year ago
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SubMeAndSubYou 1 year ago
@hyeminnie2 awww =)
KrzyKuri 1 year ago
@hyeminnie2 plz explain . it sounds hilarious but i dont get it!! :((
gdavies4 1 year ago
@hyeminnie2 Me too! When I found out, that was such an 'OHMYGOD'-moment :D
ethalinia 1 year ago
@hyeminnie2 i dont get it
Smoothmuvr19 1 year ago
@hyeminnie2
i dont get it
IndianMusicVideos 1 year ago
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ImDEEKINGAtYou 1 year ago
Joey is so funny
And chandler is the best !
NicoleMees89 2 years ago 2
why chandler's face so RED lol..
sandhujatt91 2 years ago 3
dunno, his face kept getting slowly redder and redder during the show.. and because this is from the last season, his face is red
s4vageh 2 years ago 2
yea I know, his face was like RED for the whole season !
anch888 2 years ago 2
it's season 10 episode 5 :) i know all the episode numbers :P
tomma0264 2 years ago 7
That's not healthy. :D
hellostupidfucker 2 years ago 3
wot episode is this
tomma0264 2 years ago
lmao
tomma0264 2 years ago
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lenniedaMAN 2 years ago
LOL!!
That's sooo funny!!
I love Joey!
He's so stupid Thanks forr posting. :)
Jazziii95 2 years ago
Is this where Stephenie Meyer learned to write?
Absolutely fantastic segment here, one of my favorites. Friends ftw!
Noxeverto 2 years ago 163
She makes joey look like an english lecturer
invisagirl89 2 years ago 6
wow i saw this comment and just had to say wow...someone else who isnt dead from the neck up! i too have reason to believe she used Joey's technique, every other word
theworldsgreatest01 2 years ago 5
lol, I disagree! she inserts ONE massively long, obscure word per chapter. The rest is childish. They are both thesaurus rapists :)
rockclimber21 2 years ago 2
@Noxeverto LOlz abt Stephenie Meyer. High-Fi on that one :)
RebuleraGatita 1 year ago 2
@Noxeverto haha, brilliant.
gavinandstaceyfan 1 year ago
@Noxeverto lol in the words of the great kelso aka ashton kutcher: "BURN!!!!!"
KrzyKuri 1 year ago
Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani! HAHAHA
Louchambers 3 years ago 12
I LOVE that segment! It's hilarious :D
Janni89 3 years ago