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  • lost it at "let my vegetables go"

  • This is a kinda cute video! Go Vegan! :D

  • Maybe carrot it is murder....but how about seeds and fruits?

    plants make fruits for the spead of their seeds!!!!!!!!!!!

    to propagate...by animals...by us!

    plants WANT animals to eat their fruits!!!this is why they give them nice colour taste and smell.

  • I completely agree

  • "3 carrot juice recipes" is a related video

  • Well what am I supposed to eat then?

  • 20 ppl don't know what satire is..

  • I'm a vegetarian and I find this hilarious.

  • Not every vegetarian thinks meat is murder. There are a few other reasons one might choose a vegetarian lifestyle:

    1. To lower the amount of fat in one's diet

    2. To make a statement about the negative impact that the mass production of animal byproducts makes on the environment and the people who produce it

    3. They simply don't like the taste or texture of meat

    4. The need to mass produce meat means the animals are often injected with chemicals that may have an affect on human health if consumed

  • I heard somewhere that plant do have feelings. I reckon that some people will be concerned about plant welfare and humane treatment of plants in about 500 -1000 years time. Widespread ethical concerns for the environment did not really take off until the late 1950's even at that time Park rangers poisoned the native fish in Abrams Creek Tennessee and stocked it with trout. Of course animals definitely feel more pain than plant do.

  • poor vegies haha

  • im vegan but i love this video :) I just find it so funny if people take it seriously...

  • @ajchanter I know, it's funny. Sometimes it's vegans putting up satire to prove a point, and some meat-eaters are silly enough to think it's serious! Other times it's meat-eaters thinking they're making a good point; it's like they're making satire without realizing it!

    Ah, well, in the end I hope more people will be sharp enough to come to the right conclusions. :) Go vegan! :)

  • love it!

  • Save vegetables by eating those who eat them! (Cattle, deer, moose, etc...)

  • @LukasofLithuania

    Don't forget the humans! Humans eat plenty of veggies! xD -even the non-vegetarians

  • @QuantumQuacks if you love to fuck animals and eat vegitables well and moan and say meateaters are evil or just plain stupid their food and i won't eat vegies without meat if you forced me!

  • PROTECT THE INNOCENT!

    KILL VEGANS!

  • I hate it when people make the comparison of animal life to vegetable life like this.

    Incase you've forgotten, humans are animals too :/

  • I hate it when people compare the lives of other animals to huamns.

    As far as i'm concerned animals are on the same level as plants.

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  • morrons ...

    if you are no vegetarians ... just let us be :(

    nobody is making you to become a vegan ...

    continue killing ....

    MEAT IS MURDER!

    PROTECT THE INNOCENT!

  • right, I have no beef (no pun intended) with vegans like you. I have a problem with vegans who wan't to pass damn laws restricting my rights, freedoms, and liberties because they don't like the idea of me eating meat or killing animals.

  • yeah, yeah, yeah, so there's a freaking hole in the ozone, and the polar ice caps are melting, and the loggers are killing off the spotted owls, BUT I'M GONNA ENJOY MY FREAKING STEAK!!! RARE! Oh, and I'm a conservative, right wing extremist!

    Vote Sarah Palin 2012!!!

    Save a Cow... eat a Vegetarian

  • For every animal you dont eat, I will eat three. So if vegetarians want to save thier animals, it would be best to eat thier meat. :)

  • we hav to sing this song for chorus... AHHHH!!!

  • Great now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head...

    I can't decide what is funnier...The video....Or the IDIOTS that are taking offense to it. WOW!

  • Ohhhh this is good, someone spam this on anti-meat videos.

  • So, you are trying to say that in order to live (thrive) people must kill. Where do YOU draw the line? What is wrong with cannibalism for example? Chimpanzees share over 98% of their genetic makeup (DNA) with humans....would you eat a chimp? I know that in some places people eat "bush meat" and it is considered acceptable. But why do you think it is taboo for most people (along with cannibalism)?

  • do know most native African tribe eat monkey brains i have tired its delicious

  • Fucking ignorant

  • Plants don't have central nervous systems.

  • So? You only consider that important because YOU have one.

  • hell i eat anything except boiled carrots no matter what there nervous systems are like

  • Funny thing is my girlfriend's Aunt was a missionary in China for 20 some years, and today she said she had dog twice, and it tasted like roast beef.

  • What difference does it make to you what I don't eat?

  • fucking murderers

  • oh yea im rely bad not only did i eat beef and like it but i chop down a tree cuz it was blocking my way

  • I actually thought this song was more making fun of PETA than vegetarians.

  • lol funny song

  • Top of the food chain. I'll eat whatever I want. Nyah!

    All we do is raise our food instead of hunt for it. That doesn't make it cruel, just smart.

    That aside..Funny song. Get a sense of humor, people!

  • Ok, those vegetarians who says that human teeth shows that we're not supposed to eat meat, then since a penis is meant to go through a vagina so oral and anal sex should be banned and all gay people should convert straight, all because penises are supposed to go inside vagianas right?

  • i'm a veggie, and i have never heard anyone say that. our teeth are sharp because we're omnivorous. that's dumb. but, our digestive systems have trouble digesting the typical amounts of meat most americans eat.

    also, thank you sooo much insanelyxlogical. if "gay is the new black," then veggies will proably be the new gay... that's too bad - haha.

  • That makes you gay in that case! Why are you comparing meals to reproducing processes? Do you have semen for dressing on your salad?

  • I'm not a vegetarian, but I find the people who insult vegetarians to be ridiculous.

    Interesting how we kill animals all the time to eat them, but whenever an animal attacks a human, we get outraged, and usually kill the animal if we can.

  • Eating meat will cure (or help cure at least) global warming!

  • you are a numb skull

  • Actualy no, he is CORRECT.

    Cows produce alot of gasses that cause the theory of "global warming" if they are DEAD that means they dont produce thoses gasses which means that WE CAN HELP SOLVE GLOBAL WARMING A LITTLE BIT BY BEING OMNIVORES.

  • fag, if we eat more meat then farms will grow more cows that will accelerate the gasses put into the atmosphere.

  • but people that eat lots of vegetables produce more nitrogen that adds the global warming. Im a vegatarian myself, but im just saying that there is an equal amount of gasses from cows and veggies...

  • I have friends who are vegetarians, and moan at me for eating 'poor defenseless animals' so I refer them to this song, saying "vegetables are living organisms too you fat gourmet scum"

  • Vegetables lack a central nervous system.

  • Vegitarians are gay. they say eating meat is murder beacuse they are living things. SO ARE PLANTS! All the things we eat are living...I guess they are so sensitive to that because an animal can scream but a plant cant. PLANTS FEELL PAIN TOO. plants even fight their way to survive. That why some have their own defence system. like the cactus for example.

    But what ever. I eat what i want.

  • Would you rather chop down a tree or kill a human being?

  • All biotic factors are EQUAL in life. But Id rather kill a human than a tree. Because, at least a tree cant annoy me. But a human can.

  • lolz

  • Humans were put on the Earth for a reason.

  • To eat the other creatures, pollute the earth like the parasite we are, and then spread to other planets.

  • Plants don't have brains or nerves. They can't think about anything, not even when they're being killed. And they can't feel anything either. Their 'fighting to survive' is just a natural defense, but it isn't cruel to kill plants.

  • its only a fucking song! calm down!

    great song LMFAO !!!

  • But its cruel to the insects you kill with your pesticides and the animals who mutate pecause of your pollutants for your precious plants.

  • I'm neither vegetarian nor a farmer. So I really don't see your point here.

    A lot of vegetarians avoid vegetables that have been treated with pesticides. They eat organic.

  • A lot of Omnivores and Meatiterians also mostly organic MEAT.

    I live in south dakota and theres a hell of lot cattle grazing in the great outdoors.

  • I really don't see how that's relevant. I'm just saying that when vegetarians eat organic, the pesticides you take issue with aren't used.

  • @cheinei I can't believe you're questioning my sexuality simply because I choose not to eat meat.

    P.S. NOT every vegetarian chooses not to eat meat to "save the animals". 

  • @liz20006 Yep. I never said they ALL try to save the animal.

  • very well done.

  • With the rampant starvation in the world it seems wasteful to use land to produce meat. The same land could turn out much more vegetable crops.

    Of course with new scientific breakthroughs this wont always be the case. It may end up being the most efficient position to eat myoblast meat.

    At which point any 'moral vegetarians' should become carnivorous.

  • The irony is there are some people who really take this seriously. I found a website debating the morality of killing plants for food and concluding that the only ethical diet is nuts, seeds and fruits since the living plant discards them,

    Of course people who can agonize so extremely have never felt hunger, or think that is missing a meal

  • Kentuckydan great point.

  • coleslaw is a fascist regime....cracks me up

  • This was really stupid, eating veggies are good for you, meat sucks!

  • you are a murderer!! :(

  • some people choose not to eat meat because they love animals or for health.Yes, we were made to eat meat, but the overpopulation of animals for food,such as cows and chickens,isn't good.

  • There's something really messed up with people who dont eat meat.........cuz there's NOTHING better than an thick bloody steak

    except mabye a good piece of veal

  • agreed fully

  • HAHA...thats how you really piss all those tree-huggin'-toe-kissin'-pussi­es!

    LMAO!!!!

  • Yeah, that's a good idea. Because, lord knows, if we need to be doing ANYTHING, it's pissing each other off more. This world doesn't have nearly enough pissed-off people. Smart thinking.

  • Hateing people based on what they eat is stupid. Eating meat is no more destroying the environment than clearing land for crops. Methane from cows is harming the earth, then it is logical to kill and eat them.

  • And yes, whoever made this is a worm.

  • If you go to goole and put in Matt Groening and religion, this is what he was quoted as saying "Technically, I'm an agnostic " And you used the word "hippies"---that is the point I'm trying to make. If someone has compassion for animals and chooses to not eat them, they are automatically branded a "tree-hugger" or "hippy". That is no more fair or accurate than calling a meat-eater a "murderer"---yet meat-eaters do it all the time on here.

  • Children are cereal killers!

  • BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • you DONT neeed to eat them to survive many people have been vegetarians/vegans for years and are healthier then most people. meat and other products of that nature is on of the things causing obessity damnit, and all the other un-healthy things going around. so stfu and stop dissing us vegetarians and vegans. and stop dissing PETA they are trying to help animals when all you wanna do is fry them and eat them. go get a life

  • ok kid. freak out a little. your allowed to have your opinion and so can they.

  • Yeah, they want animals to be our masters,

  • exactly!

  • And this is exactly why vegetarians are weak as hell. No strength.

  • okay this video and song is really stupid. VEGETABLES AND FRUITS DONT FEEL OR BLEED YOU STUPID PEOPLE! animals bleed, feel, and scream and cry when you hurt them. they bleed.

  • Yeah they do. its scientifically proven. Why dont you go read a book and learn some things before you go on a rampage of stupidity. JEEZ.

  • Scientifically proven? They don't have nervous systems, how can they feel anything?

  • animals are just like us.They HAVE nerve systems.

  • That's what I'm saying. Harleyloveshugs is tryiing to say that it's "scientifically proven" that vegetables feel pain. I don't know what science books he's been reading.

  • yeah, I know what you mean.Plus, I wasn't saying the comment above you to you. sorry!I was saying it to Harley.

  • Oh---it's so hard to tell on here. Well, someone gave your comment a "thumb's down", so apparently even more people think that animal's don't have nervous systems. Aye, carumba.

  • yeah, you cant never tell if someone is talking to you or another person.

  • I am a vegan, but i do find this song vary funny. What i do not find funny is when people use it to insult vegetarians/vegans. it is vary hurtful when people make a rash generalization of a group of people doing something for a moral value. I would NEVER EVER say that all meat eaters should die out and that they are all retarded and evil. but it seams as if everyone is saying that about vegetarians. agree with us or not, just dont be so mean. It hurts.

  • This video actually made my pee my pants!! It's funny cuz its true!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • o.O ur weird. A plant doesn't have a nervous system...unlike a cow or chicken. and leave the PETA people alone. Sure some of them are a little nuts, but what group of people doesn't have a few crazy people? I think they make everything a little bit more fun!

  • Peta kills or attempts to kill humans by firebombing. They are felons

  • FALSE.

    It would be all over the press if this statement was found true. I know someone who has worked for PETA. If this were true PETA would be considered terrorists and would be arrested when tabling, protesting etc.

    The ALF is considered a terrorist group, in fact the #1 civilian terrorist group in the nation. However, it is against their code to harm ANY human or animal. they did use to be violent though, but never as far as fire bombing, burning down factory farms and such.

  • And PETA has been known to admire ALF

  • This video isn't funny. Well kinda. But plants don't have nerves.

  • *slap*

  • This song is hysterical!! I loved it. You know it is just a matter of time before the "PETA"-type people go down this road...it won't stop with animals.

  • umm, im an omnivore, and i say that whatever is on the earth, is made for humans to use.

    im not saying that we should get everything extinct, im saying that people should keep the ecosystem the way it is, and stop complaining that were killing animals, or releasing greenhouse gases, ... or in this case... "killing vegetables"

  • rofl I love this song! ^_^

  • I dont know whos side i am on wih this one... cool song

  • hahahahahaha omg.

    this is totally funny- and totally stupid.

    oh yeah- it's totally murder.

    if you and an animal switched places-

    would you want to be eaten ?

    probably not. so stop being little bitches about

    vegitarians.

  • Stop murdering innocent veggies you murderer!!

    GO MEAT!!

  • You're the one who wants to eat dogs.

  • kay are you retarded or something ?

    i bet you eat some kind of vegetable with

    your meat. but like i said, stop being little

    bitches about people being vegetarians.

    i'm fine with other people eating meat,

    but all of them have to be assholes about it ?

  • I am fine with vegetarians and vegans. But it's the extreme groups that worry me.

  • Damn, I thought that I was a little looney. I've never seen someone so wacky about meat. Why don't you grow some balls and deal with the shit in your life instead of taking your anger out on vegetarians? NOBODY in their right mind gets this upset over people eating vegetables. It doesn't even make sense that you would care. Something else is going on with you.

  • I love the song! PETA you will go away and die like the hippies did.

  • That is one of the best videos on YouTube: The song is great and the little cucumber from VeggieTales is hilarious. Chef was awesome too! In the words of Lil' John: Yeeeaaah!

  • Those singing potatoes made me lol.

  • Can you remember the last time you or any normal human being had the urge to sink their teeth into a live cow or any living animal? Everything dies eventually. I'm saying that the slaughter and suffering are unnecessary and is therefore wrong.

  • Haha, excellent!

  • I'm a vegetarian - not because I love animals, but because I hate plants.

    I'm kidding, I eat anything and everything

  • um...it's funny...why are so many people making such a big deal out of this? you all didn't start making Racists comments on the White and Nerdy Video did you? I mean dang get a sense of humor for once people.

  • I can't remember if I made comments on the White and Nerdy video. I spend WAY TOO much time on YouTube, while drinking of course, and that is one of the vids I watched.

    Come to think of it, I did post replies, saying the Star Wars Holiday Special was a real show and now only sees the light of day as a bootleg video.

  • Okay, but the White and Nerdy vid was made by Weird Al, who has a history of being silly---we all know his agenda. When an unknown posts a vid like this, a lot of people assume that it was done to take a jab at vegetarians. I haven't seen the poster's take, yet, so, to be fair, I'll have to wait to hear his comments on vegetarianism.

  • the poster is not the maker of this video. The video is a satire on the anti-meat brigade

  • goolge "The Comparative Anatomy of Eating." The first two websites give more information.

  • If it says it on the internet it must be true!

  • You can use your common sense.

    Eg. Mouth Opening vs. Head Size

    CARNIVORE: Large

    HERBIVORE: Small

    OMNIVORE: Large

    HUMAN: Small

    (this is just one example.)

    It's not that hard.

  • APE: Small.

    They eat meat when they can get it though.

  • They might also eat dog and human meat if one gave them pieces of those too. So?

  • I would eat dog....it is just another animal. Human I would only eat if I needed it though.

    Nothing wrong with that. Humans have to eat to survive. If we didn't we never would of evolved.

  • Would you really kill ans slaughter a dog and it's puppies as they screamed in pain, and the blood gushed out on you, and the screamed for their lives as they tried to get away? I mean just eat them just because you like eating meat? Have you eaten dog? I know in certain countries they do.

    "Humans have to eat to survive."

    Genius. Thanks for reminding everyone, in case they forgot.

    We don't NEED to eat MEAT to survive.

  • Wow, what a drama queen.

    I think someone missed out on mis afternoon grass today and he is cranky.

  • Maybe you can make videos of Toto being butchered and make audio copies of Toto's screams and yelps as he is being buchered and sell them to sick people. There might be a market for it.

  • you do realize that animals are generally NOT butchered alive, correct? At least in America. They are usually put down humanly. How is a dog any different from a pig? or cattle? It isn't. The only reason we see it "bad" to eat them is we have domesticated them for work and companionship for years. It is perfectly logical to eat them, as they are simply another animal.

  • I appreciate your logical statements, instead of sarcasm. IF humans NEED meat so survive, AND IF humans kill animals HUMANELY for food, it follows that "dogs" (shudder) are just another animal to eat. This makes sense if the first two premises are true.

    But: 1. Humans don't need meat to live. 2. Animals are treated inhumanely.

    Therefore the mass slaughtering of millions of innocent animals is wrong and inhumane.

  • I like to think we kill HUMANLY, duck.

  • Yes, alot of people like to think that to make themselves feel better when they eat meat.

    If someone decided to kill you "HUMANELY," they still killed you. That's still bad. They act of many innocent creatures, NOT because you need to for survival, (because we don't) is inhumane.

    Google: Realities 1989

  • I can care less how the food is killed, I can care less about what happens to the animals I eat...I jsut want them cooked well.

  • Right, whatever.

  • goolge "The Comparative Anatomy of Eating." The first two websites give more information.

    Also see this video: "Meet your Meat" on youtube. There is a TON of more information, but I guess that will be enough.

    Also google "Realities 1989"

    Google: famous vegetarian quotes, click on the first link.

    I'm not trying to convince you. Just giving you information.

  • I watched those Videos. It made me a vegitarian, for about two hours.

  • Oh, there would be a market for it, trust me.

  • this is one of the best :)

  • google "michael blue jay vegetarian" and click on "Meat-eating is unnatural" for more information.

  • How does this justify the killing of millions of cats, cows, chickens, and dogs?

    How does this justify what we see on the video "Meet your Meat"?

    1. It is not instinctual, nor necessary, for humans to kill and eat animals for food.

    2. Therefore, the suffering and slaughtering millions of cats, cows, chickens, dogs and other animals for food is unnecessary, wrong, and inhumane.

  • I'll have do do a video reply, too much to say here.

    I also checked out that site.

  • Really now, how do you think our early ancestors survived? They ate meat. Maybe our way of raising animals to eat them is not the most saintly thing, but it's how it is. And do realize, not every action needs to be justified. Go back and crawl in your little peta dilusion that the world will listen to your crackpot ideas and animals will one day be praised as a higher being.

  • There are times when people have resorted to cannibalism to survive. So what is your point? I'm saying that the this slaughter and suffering is unnecessary.

  • I meant to say "I'm saying that this slaughter and suffering is unnecessary."

  • Okay, but if we're going to have an honest discussion and not pussy out, let's face the fact that our ancestors did a LOT of stuff we would not do now.

  • Our teeth clearly prove we are omnivores. Granted this does not prove we have to eat meat, the fact that we need animal proteins (and some vitamins) to develop properly should prove it - you might think you are developed enough when your mom stops feeding you her milk, your choice :)

    BTW:what about milk, eggs or fish?

    Stop eating bread, cheese, cake, everything with gelatine, fish oil, vitamin pills (those were tested on animals before being put on the market) or stop being such a hypocrite

  • The fact that we can eat just about anything, including meat, is very handy, from a biological point of view. But the fact that we're able to doesn't mean that we're designed to. The evidence for this is that our biology is similar to that of other herbivores.

  • Just because we "can" eat dogs, cats, and humans doesn't mean we should.

  • It's also similar to carnivores. Please don't post about Biology when you obviously have no clue. It make us science students die a little inside ..

  • Claws and teeth. Carnivores have claws, sharp front teeth capable of subduing prey, and no flat molars for chewing. Herbivores have no claws or sharp front teeth capable of subduing prey, but they have flat molars for chewing. Humans have the same characteristics as herbivores.

  • We have teeth. Canines ring a bell to you? Also, we have nails, which if we did not cut them repeatedly, would be considered claws

  • Carnivores' stomachs are 20x more acidic than the stomachs of herbivores. Human stomach acidity matches that of herbivores.

  • goolge "The Comparative Anatomy of Eating." The first two websites give more information.

    You can use your common sense.

    Eg. Mouth Opening vs. Head Size

    CARNIVORE: Large

    HERBIVORE: Small

    OMNIVORE: Large

    HUMAN: Small

    (this is just one example.)

    It's not that hard.

  • um...that's not true, really. Hippos are herbivores, so are elephants, cows and horses have large mouths. That's a terrible example/oversimplification.

  • McDuck, shut up, we are omnivores, it's in our teeth. (Canines FTW!)

  • "BTW:what about milk, eggs or fish?" If you start another video for that, we can discuss that there.

  • And out long intestines clearly prove that we are not. I think that we can eat meat but we dont have to. I am a vegan so i dont eat any animal products like milk eggs or fish (vegetarians who eat fish are hypocrites correct) but there is vegan cake, bread(vary common!!! Ill send a pic of my breads ingredients if you want lol) and you can find a list of cruelty free (not tested on animals) products online. We do not need animal proteins to develop properly.

  • you do need animal proteins to develop, there are many things we can't produce on our own and aren't found in plants. Why do you think so many vegetarians eat meat substitutes or take pills? Primitive man's brain could developso quickly because of the meat we ate. The dark ages were ruled by diseases and starvation, untill people could grow enough crops to feed animals, and eat their meat. Their immune systems improvedand they had more energy

  • I don't think one piece of evidence ( teeth) can prove a whole case. I also don't think it's hypocritical to not go "all the way". I mean, if I want to help out battered women, do I have to send them ALL my money? Whatever part a person does still helps.

  • who the hell cares?? They are animals, they are lower on the food chain.

    Oh no the poor little animals are suffering. So what. Animals eat other animals IT IS NATURE. Our bodies PROVE that we are made to eat meat.

    Go eat your weeds and slowly waste away.

  • I think it's sort of arrogant for you to assume you know what nature intends for us. We have the ability to think about things and change them if necessary. A lion chasing a deer doesn't. And why are you so angry at vegetarians? You're the one who just said "who the hell cares". Apparently, you do.

  • these animal rights groups are nuts i just spent an hour watching peta vids and ALF. I just thought alf where retards and peta made me crave meat it had not effect on me.

    I'm so pissedoff nearly everything in this world morons are everywhere, religions and vegiterians! atm gezzz boiling with rage at the state of the world.

  • Cole slaw's a fascist regime!

  • "V8's genocide."

    Love it!